"Do you think you won't be able to find you if you hide? It's useless! A man like you, no matter where he is, is like a firefly in the dark, so distinct, so outstanding. ”

Your melancholy eyes and stubble have betrayed you deeply! However, as good as you are, you have a rule that you will have to pay off the rent you have been in arrears for several months anyway! ”

It was the tenant of the house who spoke, she was wearing a sullen pajamas that were white and red, and she yelled angrily at the young man in front of her.

The young man was meditating with his eyes closed, but he was awakened by the roar. He was meaningful, holding a goblet in his hand, taking a sip, and sighed with a special literary sigh: "I thought that our relationship was pure, but I didn't expect it to be tainted by all evil money, alas, the boat of friendship will capsize......

The goblet in the young man's hand was not filled with any fine wine, and the charter lady knew that it was just mountain spring water collected in the scenic spot! However, the young man regarded these mountain springs as treasures, saying that these mountain springs can strengthen the body and cultivate the mind.

The thin young man in front of him is named Nie Xiaofan, or in the eyes of others, he is a little crazy and a little sloppy, and he has always called himself a 'monk'.

Speaking of which, the process of his acquaintance with the charter wife was also quite interesting, and Nie Xiaofan was still nearby at that time. I worked part-time in human supplies, and I met a chartered woman who came to buy erotic underwear.

At first, the charter wife felt that a big boy working in an adult product store was a shy thing, but she didn't expect that this big boy who looked like a wooden man on the outside, when he introduced women's sex toys, he was the first to say, there was no taboo at all, and he also described the usage and efficacy of sex toys in a colorful way.

In Nie Xiaofan's words, it is now the 21st century, and this is also a country of sexual openness, and for these novel sex toys, you should not maintain an old-fashioned and pedantic attitude. Nie Xiaofan was talking about these crooked theories with a righteous and awe-inspiring face, but this black-bellied young man just wanted to facilitate this deal.

Either Nie Xiaofan is a little handsome, or Nie Xiaofan is very good at talking, coaxing the charter wife to be very happy, the two chatted with each other, and slowly became acquainted. When Nie Xiaofan wanted to find a place to live, the charter wife provided this one-bedroom apartment to Nie Xiaofan.

Nie Xiaofan is only seventeen or eighteen years old. For the charter wife of the, Nie Xiaofan's little fresh meat is indeed very lethal, so Nie Xiaofan's rent for the first two months has been in arrears. It's just that no matter how good the charter wife is, she can't do a loss-making business, so on this day, she rushed in to ask Nie Xiaofan for rent.

"You said you were doing well. Isn't it good to work in a supply store, so why do you have to quit your job and stay in an apartment? Staying in an apartment all day, I really don't understand what you young people are thinking. The charter wife said angrily.

Nie Xiaofan couldn't cry or laugh, thinking of staying in Chengcheng at the beginning. The supply store didn't have time to practice all day long, so I quit my job to concentrate on meditation. Could it be that he told the charter woman that he was a monk who had once flown with a sword and crossed the cultivation realm?

Nie Xiaofan still didn't say what he thought about in the end, for fear that he would be a nervous wreck. It wasn't until Nie Xiaofan promised the charter wife that the arrears of rent would be cleared at the end of the month, and the chattering charter wife refused to leave the apartment.

Nie Xiaofan patted the dust on his face, he let out a long breath, he had been meditating in the apartment motionless for two days and two nights, in order to cultivate the mental method. He glanced at the design drawings of the structure and remarks of the magic weapon painted on the table, which was the design of the magic weapon that he had refined in the past, and the magic weapon was called 'Heavenly Magic Mirror'. It is a magic weapon that can travel through time and space, and in modern terms, this magic weapon is the 'Time Chicken'.

Yes, Nie Xiaofan, as mentioned in ordinary novels, has traveled through time and space. Before the soul piercing, his name was Nie Fan, and he was a master of cultivation during the foundation building period, and in the past, he felt that the days of cultivation were very boring, so he liked to invent some novel magic weapons to play, and this 'Tongtian Magic Mirror' was refined, in order to avoid the innkeeper begging for money.

For the first time, "I'm going to return the innkeeper's wine money tomorrow, activate the Heavenly Magic Mirror, and go back to yesterday!" ”

The second time, "Tomorrow I will return the innkeeper's wine money, activate the Magic Mirror of Heaven, and go back to yesterday!" ”

The third time, "I'm going to return the innkeeper's wine money tomorrow, activate the Heavenly Magic Mirror, and go back to yesterday!" ”

……

Every time it was time to repay the wine money, Nie Fan would use the magic weapon to go back to yesterday. After a few successes, he began to sè, and when he activated the Heavenly Magic Mirror for the fourth time, he saw that this magic weapon that he was proud of began to emit white smoke, and the next thing was the sad soul crossing.

"Ahem, now my soul has crossed over to Nie Xiaofan, a mortal, and my cultivation is gone, otherwise I will have to get another time chicken and avoid the charter wife urging me to pay the rent." Nie Xiaofan is a bit stubborn, he is the kind of person who does not die without the heart of the Yellow River. He didn't have any cultivation now, but his heart for inventing and studying magic tools was still hot.

"The theory of relativity says: 'Time is relative, and when we move at close to or more than the speed of light, time is slow or stationary, that is, if a person travels close to the speed of light, then time ......stands still for him.'"

Nie Xiaofan said: "Hehe, I didn't expect that Einstein, a classmate, would be able to put forward so many theories, if he hadn't died, he would have cultivated well, maybe he would have been able to become a generation of refining masters." ”

Nie Fan crossed into Nie Xiaofan's body, and I believe that it was because of the blood of 'the same name', and he slowly accepted his new name. He traveled to the earth and absorbed the knowledge of human culture every day, Einstein's theory of relativity was also learned by him from human textbooks, and everything in modern society is so novel and interesting for Nie Fan.

Nowadays, people use cars, subways, and airplanes to get transportation, and they don't fly with swords like cultivators. There is no need to search for souls to observe the situation on the road, there are cameras directly monitoring your every move. For a person with a strong thirst for knowledge like Nie Xiaofan, it doesn't seem to be a sad thing for him to travel to a modern society with developed science and technology.

"Let's put aside the refining sketch of this 'Heavenly Magic Mirror' for the time being, or maybe I will be able to refine it again when I resume my cultivation one day."

Nie Xiaofan put away the drawings, he knew that these shocking inventions were difficult for a mortal like the charter woman to understand.

"I am a great inventor, a being comparable to Newton and Einstein!" Nie Xiaofan said this passionately, although he had great ambitions in his heart, but his stomach was bulging, a little bit of a big taste of the scenery~ Nie Xiaofan thought that he hadn't eaten for the past two days, he touched his pocket and was surprised to find that there was a bank card in his pocket.

It was used by the boss to deposit his salary when he was working, and Nie Xiaofan never used the bank card because he was afraid to go to the bank because he was afraid to use the ATM.

As soon as Nie Xiaofan walked in front of the ATM, he heard a female voice shouting: "Welcome to Fuxing Bank, please take care of your belongings and call 965800 ...... if you encounter a positive situation."

At that time, Nie Xiaofan heard a female voice coming from inside the black machine, so he shouted: "Who is the demon!?" Quickly appear in front of the deity! Otherwise, don't blame the deity for killing! ”

As soon as these words came out, the bank's customers all threw strange glances at Nie Xiaofan, and secretly scolded Nie Xiaofan in his heart for being a madman. Later, Nie Xiaofan learned that the black and slippery machine qì was an automatic teller machine, which is a smart tool for modern people to withdraw money and deposit.

After experiencing this incident, Nie Xiaofan was afraid of the black ATM, so he put the bank card in his pocket, and only now did he remember that in order to fill his stomach, Nie Xiaofan had to go to the bank to withdraw money.

Nie Xiaofan was in front of the ATM for a while, and finally extracted the memory of the bank card password in his mind, fortunately, the process of withdrawing money was quite smooth, otherwise Nie Xiaofan would have dismantled the ATM with his bare hands.

Nie Xiaofan touched his bulging pockets, thinking about the rent owed to his charter wife for a few months, this is the end of the day, but now it is important to fill his stomach first.

Nie Xiaofan experienced the second head (bitter) brain (bitter) wind (search) storm (thinking) on the side of the road, he finally decided to go to the self-service Huowo shop near the apartment to consume, he used to meditate and practice in the apartment, and he didn't eat much, he already had an amazing amount of food, and now he has to eat a lot when he goes to the Huowo shop.

When Nie Xiaofan applauded the bottom of the pot, he sandwiched a large plate of meat dishes and sold a whole table, and the owner of the Huowo shop next to him saw that Nie Xiaofan's body was a little thin, so he jumped out to give Nie Xiaofan a warm reminder, it is a shame to waste food! You have to get back the original price for leftovers!

But when Nie Xiaofan cleared a table of food, he continued to hold the food with the plate. The boss wanted to take back the warm reminder just now, he knew that Nie Xiaofan was that kind of annoying foodie! But out of his noble temperament, he didn't knock Nie Xiaofan out of the Huowo shop, and he had to let the tears flow into his heart......