When Nie Xiaofan sat on the chair with a big belly after reading it, his name also fell into the blacklist of hot pot restaurants. When Nie Xiaofan left the Huowo shop, the owner of the Huowo shop watched him leave with resentful eyes.

"I have crossed into Nie Xiaofan's body, but this young ** seems to be good. At least the appearance is handsome, even the owner of the hot pot restaurant stares at me intently. ”

Nie Xiaofan felt good about himself, of course he didn't know that the owner of the Huowo shop was staring at him with a vicious gaze.

Although he has now integrated into the mortal ** and lost all his cultivation, Nie Xiaofan is not in a hurry to cultivate, he also knows that cultivation is a long process, and what is needed is gradual and gradual.

"Life is like a squatting pit, sometimes you have worked hard, but you end up farting."

"Three points are destined, seven points depend on hard work, and the remaining ninety points depend on appearance."

Nie Xiaofan traveled to modern society, and he was surprised to discover the Internet, and he likes to visit forums and collect some pastime funny jokes when he has nothing to do. Nie Xiaofan was still very confident in his appearance, so he was not in a hurry to improve his cultivation.

Nie Xiaofan spent several months absorbing the scientific knowledge of modern civilization, which covered a wide range of topics, including divination mathematics, astronomy and geography, history and culture. Nie Xiaofan also didn't want to follow the old-fashioned cultivation methods of the past, he also wanted to try to combine modern knowledge to cultivate.

For example, refining elixirs involves all kinds of mathematics, physics, chemistry and other knowledge. Nie Xiaofan dreamed of one day being able to develop a flying sword with a navigation system, as long as the positioning target was set in advance, he could easily control the flying sword and remove the enemy's head thousands of miles away.

However, Nie Xiaofan prides himself on being a kind, civilized and moral monk. Therefore, such a highly lethal flying sword was still vetoed by him (in fact, it was because with his current cultivation, he couldn't make such a flying sword at all). So Nie Xiaofan still changed his mind, he wanted to concoct the latest bracelet. This kind of bracelet seems to be the kind that can record the number of movements, but in fact it has another more important function, which is that it is defensive.

When the wearer has a special bracelet, it can withstand an offensive attack. Looking at the incidents of many female college students being abducted, raped and killed, if such bracelets can be made, I believe that the crime rate can be greatly reduced and the social atmosphere can be harmonious.

Nie Xiaofan thought that he could make a lot of money with the help of such a product. But in fact, he didn't have a trace of aura in his dantian, let alone refining magic weapons. Nie Xiaofan thought about it, it is better to upgrade his cultivation to the condensation realm first, it is easy to do things with the cultivation of the condensation realm.

Nie Xiaofan went to Fudan University unconsciously, and he didn't know how he got to the school. "Oh, by the way, the identity of this physical body is not an unemployed youth, but actually a student of Fudan University. I took a few days off from meditation and practice, and now I unconsciously go back to school. ”

It's just that Nie Xiaofan walked on the school road, but it attracted the attention of many people, of course, this is not because Nie Xiaofan is handsome and tall, he meditates selflessly in the apartment, and forgets to groom while carrying money to fill his stomach, and now Nie Xiaofan's hair is fluffy, and the clothes on his body are sloppy, exuding a strange smell. Hell if such a crazy shape doesn't attract the attention of others.

"Isn't this Nie Xiaofan's classmate, what kind of stimulation has he been subjected to these days to become like this? It's a pity to think that he is such a good young man to become such a down-and-out appearance! ”

Not far away, someone commented on Nie Xiaofan, but Nie Xiaofan naturally couldn't hear it. But even if he hears it, he won't change anything because of what others say.

Nie Xiaofan was a little yearning for campus life at first, but after staying in school for a few days, he was bored. After all, student life is two points and one line, and it is far less colorful than the outside society. However, what is worthy of Nie Xiaofan's nostalgia is the school library, for him, who loves books, the school library is a huge treasure.

On Nie Xiaofan's way to the library, there was a female classmate in the same class who attracted Nie Xiaofan's attention. That female classmate's name is Zhao Yan'er, and she is quite beautiful in the class. She wore a miniskirt, swayed her long black silk legs, twisted her hips exaggeratedly, and walked in the underworld path on campus.

"Are all the girls in modern society so angry? I don't know how to be reserved...... But this girl's development is very good, let my uncle check her health. ”

Nie Xiaofan followed Zhao Yan'er all the way, although Zhao Yan'er's graceful figure was very sultry, but Nie Xiaofan's more attention was focused on the garland on Zhao Yan'er's head.

The garland on her head seemed to be an ordinary flower, but Nie Xiaofan, an old driver who had been cultivating for most of his life, knew that the top of Zhao Yan'er's head was definitely not an ordinary flower, but a 'five-colored flower', a plant for the introduction of cultivation.

"These five-colored flowers are not common in the Xianxia world before I crossed over, I didn't expect to be able to see this plant here! It's just that...... Is it really good to just put the reproductive organs of plants on top of your head like this?! ”

Nie Xiaofan knew that his appearance was very similar to the perverted monster of the tail girl, so he pretended to look at the scenery while following Zhao Yan'er. When Zhao Yan'er disappeared around the corner, Nie Xiaofan could no longer be calm, and he quickly chased after him. Unexpectedly, he was pressed against the wall at the corner.

"What the hell are you trying to stalk me?! Tell me, are you coveting my beauty and trying to do something evil at school? But I advise you to dispel this idea, doing such a thing at school will be punished severely! ”

Before Nie Xiaofan could react, Zhao Yan'er lectured to Nie Xiaofan. Nie Xiaofan thought that Zhao Yan'er was just a little plump, and he didn't know where she got her confidence? If Nie Xiaofan hadn't stopped and shouted to stop, it is estimated that this Zhao Yan'er would have moved out of the big truths such as 'turning back to the shore and becoming a Buddha on the ground'.

"Ahem, in fact, I also admire you, so I follow you, but I just treat you like a goddess, and I don't have other dirty thoughts. Leave me alone, there won't be a next time. ”

Nie Xiaofan actually followed Zhao Yan'er because of the five-colored flowers, and now that she was discovered by Zhao Yan'er, did she tell her that the five-colored flowers on her head were the initiation materials for cultivation? Saying it like this, it is estimated that he will be arrested and sent to a psychiatric hospital for research, Nie Xiaofan didn't think of other good excuses for a while, so he simply apologized to Zhao Yan'er, after all, his strange behavior was really a bit scary.

Zhao Yan'er saw that Nie Xiaofan had a good attitude in admitting his mistakes, and she didn't embarrass Nie Xiaofan. She said meaningfully: "Actually, if you have a crush on me and admire me, you can confess to me, maybe I'm in a good mood, so I promise you!" Really, now you're giving me a bad impression, that's not how you treat a girl......"

At first, Nie Xiaofan thought that Zhao Yan'er was just a, but he didn't expect that her real attribute was a chatty Tang monk. From the beginning, the righteous and awe-inspiring preaching content has become 'how to elegantly put a girl'.