"White knives! Where did I just go! ”

The Chinese teacher glared angrily, and the angry little eyes were really terrifying.

It's over, it's over! Bai Xiaodao's face changed suddenly, and only then did he realize that he was still in class, and it was still the most hateful and hated Zhang Bucktooth standing on the podium.

Standing up slowly, Bai Xiaodao looked at the blackboard helplessly, in front of the blackboard, Mr. Zhang was wearing a brown suit, although he was thin but also looked a little stylish, he stared at Bai Xiaodao angrily, on that thin face, two whiskers were raised uninhibitedly, and his mouth with obvious buckteeth trembled slightly.

"Teacher, I was dizzy and had a headache, so I was distracted just now!"

This time, the white chalk that the Chinese teacher picked up again was broken into three pieces by the internal force of his right palm!

Headache, dizziness, and still laughing so silvery? Are you an idiot? He deliberately suppressed the anger in his heart, and said extremely unhappily: "Pick up the book and stand behind!" Give me a 1,000-word review tomorrow! And also! This time, the review book must quote more than 10 lines of poetry, and at the same time, there must be no less than 15 expression skills! ”

Mud Horse! Isn't the review book only 400 words! Ten ancient poems are also quoted, and fifteen expression techniques are also cited! Damn Zhang Luoya, is it a sense of accomplishment to bully me?

I was very unhappy, Bai Xiaodao reluctantly picked up the book and walked to the end to stand, this is the third time he has been punished in the language class, the first time he was punished for a small errand with the fat man, the second time he was punished for accidentally falling asleep, and this time he was punished again in a daze.

There are 65 people in the class, and Bai Xiaodao is the poor worm who has the most punishment in class, in fact, there are many students who desert, sleep or play with mobile phones in class, but some guys have a harder foundation, so even the more stern and stingy Chinese teachers can only turn a blind eye, but ordinary students like Bai Xiaodao are unlucky, and they have become props for the teacher's demonstration at every turn.

Hmph, when I am flying to the sword, I will let you stand here in an independent posture and listen to my lecture!

Ah Q's spirit was once again perfectly used by Bai Xiaodao, in the past, this rebellious Ah Q idea was just a way for Bai Xiaodao to comfort himself, but now that he thinks about it, it seems that it is really possible!

"The cicada is poignant, the long pavilion is late, and the showers are at the beginning of the break. The knife master has no clue to drink, nostalgia, and Lan Zhou urges. Holding hands and looking at the buckteeth, I was speechless and choked! ”

With the help of ancient poems, mixed in the sound of everyone's recitation, Bai Xiaodao scolded the Chinese teacher again, and many people called him Zhang Luoya behind his back. If this is heard by the Chinese teacher, the white knife will definitely not have good fruit to eat.

Chinese class is so boring, every Tuesday to Friday, the last period of the afternoon is a self-study class, whenever this time the head teacher will sneak back and forth, so the self-study class is the most difficult for students like Bai Xiaodao, whether it is playing with the mobile phone or taking a nap to worry about the heart, this feeling is too embarrassing.

"Haitao, you go to the toilet to find a knife and see if he fainted in the toilet."

The head teacher, Zhou Zhiyao, said with a smile, she is a well-known black-bellied female teacher, don't look at her young and beautiful, I don't know how many ways to rectify students are hidden in my heart, she is still smiling in the last second, and I am afraid that you will burst into tears in the next second.

"Dao Master! Are you hiding inside and watching island love movies! Miss Zhou called me to come to you! Hello do it yourself! ”

Before entering the toilet, Guo Haitao's voice had already come in.

Bai Xiaodao was still immersed in the air screen projected in front of him at this time, and his face was extremely excited, because he found that this super ring computer seemed to be able to buy items from 2320 online!

Three hundred years later, the express delivery industry can use the chrono tunnel to send to other planets, which means that it is likely to receive express delivery sent after three hundred years!

If that's the case, then I'm not far from soaring!

Unable to suppress the excitement in his heart, Bai Xiaodao really wanted to buy a product immediately, although he didn't have the star coins that he would use in three hundred years, but he could choose to pay on delivery to try it. If it doesn't work, he can only use this computer to earn star coins, because there are many games on the web that can make money, although Bai Xiaodao is not yet proficient in controlling this ring computer, but the basic control is no longer a problem.

However, there is one thing that Bai Xiaodao is more worried about, that is, will online shopping reveal his information here? When the time comes, if the express can be delivered here, won't people in 300 years also be able to travel over?

If that's the case, the consequences will be strict!

At this time, the fat man's voice came, and Bai Xiaodao suddenly felt bad, he took out his mobile phone and looked at it, and he actually stood in the toilet for more than twenty minutes!

And a class is only forty minutes......

"Dead fatty, why didn't you come over earlier! I squatted until my legs cramped, and I still haven't twisted it back. You go back and tell Miss Zhou, just say that I have diarrhea until my legs cramp, and it will take a while to recover. ”

Bai Xiaodao thought for a moment, and then said. Although the head teacher is strict, she is not as perverted as the Chinese teacher, so Bai Xiaodao plans to fool the past, even if she doesn't believe it, he can still let Zhou Zhiyao come in to check, but only if she is willing.

Hehe, this seems to be a good idea! In fact, Teacher Zhou Zhiyao is still very talkative, so she shouldn't punish me! Even if you want to be punished, it's not as perverted as Zhang Luoya!

At this time, Bai Xiaodao remembered the damn review book, and immediately turned off the screen and walked out.

"Don't you have leg cramps?" Guo Haitao glanced at him, obviously this guy was talking nonsense just now.

"Come and help me! Didn't you look at the knife master, my right leg has been pumped to 180 degrees! ”

Bai Xiaodao walked towards the fat man with his right foot crooked, just as the so-called acting is a full set, not pretending to have leg cramps, how can he hide it from Zhou Zhiyao?

Sure enough, Zhou Zhiyao's bearing could not be compared with Zhang Luoya, and she could only be speechless for the excuse of Bai Xiaodao's cramps, so she did not blame Bai Xiaodao.

A thousand-word review book, if there are no requirements, Bai Xiaodao can be completed in twenty minutes, but Zhang Luoya's request this time is too perverted! Therefore, Bai Xiaodao wrote for more than ten minutes, just writing more than 300 words, and now he has held his breath, the more he writes this review book, the more rebellious he becomes, instead of reviewing, he hates Zhang Luoya even more.

"His uncle's! Won't I just get distracted in class for a while! Punish me like this! ”

Walking to the cafeteria after class, Bai Xiaodao couldn't help but smack.

Guo Haitao reminded him in a whisper: "Hey! The representative of the Chinese class is in front, and when she fanned the flames behind the teacher's back, you will be miserable! ”

"Humph! Isn't it just a little who relies on green tea to get on top! If she dares to report to the sword master, I will make her ugly even more embarrassing! ”

That being said, the voice of the white knife was as small as a mosquito, and even the fat man closest to him could only faintly hear the words green tea, news, knife master, and embarrassment.

All right! I admit that I don't dare to offend these guys now, but when I get to the top, hum, when the time comes, you and the rats will only deserve to surrender at the feet of the sword master and me at forty-one yards!

"Ahh

As soon as the white knife was finished, he accidentally tripped and fell to the ground, which immediately caused a burst of laughter from the surrounding classmates.

Dead fatty, why don't you remind me to lift my feet! Bai Xiaodao complained in his heart, but Guo Haitao can't be blamed for this, who told him that he always likes to daydream in the daytime, but he doesn't look at the road when he walks, and this foot is mixed on the stairs, which just makes him lie down in front of the cafeteria.

"I remember this ladder! Wait for the knife master, I'll fly and see me turn you into a rolling ladder! Bai Xiaodao underestimated it in his heart, but his sudden attack on the street attracted the attention of many girls, which was also a rare thing for him, usually he pretended to be good, but not many girls paid attention to him. Thinking about it now, he felt that it was necessary to figure out dozens of handsome street postures.

"Fatty, help me pack up and go back to the dormitory in a while, I'll go back to take a shower and change my clothes first!"

Bai Xiaodao got up in embarrassment, due to the heavy rain not long ago, there was still a lot of rain on the ground, so Bai Xiaodao fell down and got wet helplessly. xh:.74.240.212