"Mom! The fat man is calling again! Damn! The fat man is calling again......"

There was a ringtone tailored for Guo Haitao at the same table on the mobile phone, Bai Xiaodao came back to his senses and connected the phone casually, and the fat man's scolding suddenly came from the other end of the phone.

"Grandma's bear two! Why haven't you packed it back yet! Did you go on a date with a girl? ”

Bai Xiaodao said helplessly: "Ask for a bear, the girls have been arched by the porcupine, and I am still queuing in the cafeteria!" You'll have to wait another half an hour! Lose weight when you're hungry! ”

"Go to your ninth sister! It's almost two o'clock in half an hour......"

Without waiting for the fat man to finish speaking, Bai Xiaodao decisively hung up the phone, he now really wanted to thoroughly understand all the functions of this ring, but now it is more than a little later, and I am afraid that there will be no food if it is any longer.

Forget it, I can't eat hot tofu in a hurry! Find a place where no one is around after class tonight and study it well!

Reluctantly pressed the sapphire on the ring for three seconds, at which point the ring computer began to go into sleep mode.

"Where is the spring, where is the spring......"

Although it was winter, Bai Xiaodao hummed a little song like a spring breeze, he quickly changed his soaked clothes, and finally put on sandals and casually took the umbrella at the foot of the fat man's bed and ran to the cafeteria at the speed of running a red light.

By the time he finished his meal and sent it to the class, it was already 13:48, and the fat man was gobbling up his meal, while chattering non-stop. At this time, he suddenly found that Bai Xiaodao's eating speed was actually faster than him! I swallowed half of the meal in three or two clicks, and I swallowed it in my stomach almost without chewing!

"Dao Ye, out of love? Don't think about it! There is no grass at the end of the world, so if you can't do it, just change a girl to do it! You don't look particularly bad, but don't ruin your bright life for this setback! ”

Bai Xiaodao was almost choked to death by the fat man's words, if there was no one around, it would be fine, but there are still more than a dozen classmates sitting in the class!

"Get out! You Dao Ye, I am handsome and dashing, and I am loved by everyone, and the beauties who want to see me are directly lined up from the West Sixth Ring Road to the East Sixth Ring Road, do you say that the word broken love will be linked to me? ”

Everyone wanted to vomit, but they didn't expect a poor frustration with a mediocre appearance to dare to praise himself so stinkingly, of course, Bai Xiaodao was just talking casually, but he never imagined that in the near future, his casual words would become a reality!

At this time, Guo Haitao found out that Bai Xiaodao's left hand was actually wearing a gorgeous ring, and he couldn't help exclaiming: "Sister! What's the matter with your ring? Which good girl was taken down by you! Come on, what class is that girl from, is it a melon seed face or a bun face? It's the airport or the small steamed bun and big bread! ”

Burst......

The rice in Bai Xiaodao's mouth suddenly squirted out, fortunately there was no classmate sitting in front of him, otherwise he would have beaten the fat man wildly, and then asked him to apologize to others.

This time Bai Xiaodao was dumb and ate Coptis chinensis, the dozen or so girls looked at him with gossipy faces, and the rest of the boys congratulated and asked.

"Don't listen to the fat man's nonsense!" Bai Xiaodao shook his head helplessly, but no matter how much he explained, it was useless, this kind of gossip news might spread to every corner of the class in a while.

Feeling the murderous eyes of the white knife, the fat man suddenly picked up the lunch box and ran to the small room in the back, otherwise he wouldn't want to eat this meal.

Count you as fast as you run! Otherwise, Dao Ye will let you experience what it means to lose 80 kilograms and return to the taste of the original essence insect form!

Although there is some helplessness in his heart, Bai Xiaodao is not the kind of stingy person, the fat guy is a little tendon, except for learning better than him, the others seem to be inferior to Bai Xiaodao. But if you really want to fight, the slender figure of Bai Xiaodao is really not the opponent of a fat man.

Looking at the electronic clock on the blackboard, there were still 38 minutes before the class time, Bai Xiaodao directly put the lunch box on the fat man's table and let him watch and deal with it, and then ran towards the toilet quickly.

"Why have they all been squatting in the toilet for so long!"

Bai Xiaodao frowned, even if there was no vacancy in the toilet on the fifth floor, but he ran to the sixth floor, but he didn't want to be full!

Knocking on the doors of the five toilets one by one, if it weren't for Bai Xiaodao's desire to understand the function of the ring computer, he wouldn't have bothered to enter this stinky place!

"! What a bastard is banging on the door! Believe it or not, Lao Tzu is looking for someone to cut you! His grandmother's b, it was not easy to feel it, and now she is holding it back! ”

Hey, what an arrogance! I just like you guys who can't even forget to poop and pretend to be forced, I'll pick you to shoot this door, what's the matter? There is a kind of bite out of the master!

Wang Dafu's snatching of the umbrella originally made Bai Xiaodao hold his stomach, so he put on a posture of a series of life-killing palms, and slapped the door in the corner four times in a row with both hands.

With a loud banging on the door, there was a roar of rage from inside!

"Your grandma's BB! Don't let me catch you! Otherwise, Lao Tzu will torture you in a hundred ways! Let you not stay in Huatian No. 1 Middle School! Mud Horse's! Lao Tzu doesn't pull! ”

After a pause, there was a loud bang in the toilet, and the door at the end was kicked and flew out, and soon a tall, cold man with red and yellow hair came out.

If Bai Xiaodao is still in the toilet now, it is estimated that he is already scared to pee, and he can't imagine that it was this ruthless character he offended just now!

This guy is the famous Li Yunbiao in the third year of high school, this person is not only a rich second generation, but also a well-known demon king of the mixed world, almost no one in this school dares to provoke him, and he can't imagine that Bai Xiaodao inadvertently provoked him!

"Look at what! Whoever dares to say anything about this, I'll catch one and beat the other! Do you know who banged on the door just now? ”

The two boys who had just come in to urinate shook their heads in unison, this Li Yunbiao was not the object they dared to provoke.

The three classes in the afternoon passed very slowly, Bai Xiaodao was in no mood to look at the books, he just wanted to get out of class quickly, and then find a place to study and understand the functions of this super ring computer and consult some materials three hundred years later.

Before that, Li Yunbiao said ruthlessly that he would torture the guy who provoked him in the toilet in a hundred ways, and Bai Xiaodao heard that it was also a chrysanthemum. Fortunately, no one knew that he was playing ghost at that time, otherwise he would have been dragged out by others and beaten up a few times.

Hmph, what bullshit Li Yunbiao, when I fly Huang Tengda, I will torture you first! There are still a hundred ways, and I still have a thousand and one more! When the time comes, the first one will let you kneel and lick the fat man's pig ass! Hey, that's sour......

"White! Small! Knife! ”

On the podium, the chalk in the hand of the Chinese teacher was suddenly broken in two, and he didn't expect that in his class, there were people who were absent-minded, and they also showed a cheap smile on their faces!

The fat man's heart suddenly hit a spirit, he secretly hammered the thigh of the white knife, but he didn't want this guy to shout helplessly: "What are you doing!" ”

The fat man's face suddenly became ugly......

The atmosphere in the classroom suddenly became oppressive, and many people held back a smile, but they didn't dare to laugh too obviously.

Looking at the nine teachers of Chinese, mathematics, English, politics, history, geography, physical education, music, and computers, the most disgusting of them is the Chinese teacher in front of them, so everyone can already guess the tragic ending of Bai Xiaodao. xh:.74.240.212