3 - two kinds of road bandits
"Could it be that Viagra has a heavier taste and has already fallen on a black girl?" I asked Wei Yiyun.
"I'm ashamed to say it, I didn't fall on the black girl, it was the black girl who fell on me" Wei Yiyun laughed even more obscenely. "The old cousin went to talk to the landlord about the mine that day, I slept alone in the black hotel, the hotel had no air conditioning, it was so hot that I took off my clothes and slept naked, fell asleep, I woke up and found that a waitress in the hotel was holding me there, maybe I was cleaning my door was not closed tightly and came in and saw me sleeping naked just like that"
"And then?" It sounded like I had the same experience as I had in the White Villa.
"And then, then I pretended to be asleep and enjoyed it, don't you say that people are comfortable, it's really since Wei Duo left me, my little brother hasn't been **** for more than half a year. I couldn't help but make a sound later, she heard me make a sound and came to kiss me on the mouth, the little tongue slipped into my mouth, I was overwhelmed, I hugged her and turned over and stripped her naked, holding her, her skin was tight and slippery, like holding a small loach. "Wei Yiyun said that the voice is colorful,
"And then." I asked curiously.
"And then there's the piston movement, it's very slippery, haha," Wei Yiyun laughed after saying it himself.
"You're not afraid of getting AIDS, I've heard that there are a lot of black people with AIDS." I said.
"If you want to die in the sky, you won't die for thousands of years." Wei Yiyun looked at me with raised eyebrows.
I want to tell him that I was caught by the fair-skinned little nanny.,Just think about it.,It's useless to say more.,It's not good if he thinks I'm also having a relationship with a black girl.。 However, it seems that these young black girls have this special hobby to seduce Chinese.
I took a shower and smeared mosquito medicine all over my body, telling Wei Yiyun that I had malaria and asked him to pay attention to mosquito protection, Wei Yiyun was still a little disdainful, and said again, "If you want to die in the sky, you won't die for thousands of years."
I fell asleep because I was tired from the bumpy ride, and I wasn't discussing the black girl problem with Wei Yiyun.
When I woke up in the morning, I saw Wei Yiyun sitting on the edge of the bed, smoking and writing something. I asked him what he was writing, and he said he was writing a postcard, addressed to Wedo.
"Can't you forget her, didn't you say the black girl was good last night." I laughed at him.
"This situation can be recalled, but it was already confused at that time," Wei Yiyun sighed as he took a puff of cigarette.
Out of the room, he asked the owner to help send that postcard, and we had breakfast and drove off to Dongbuk. Wei Yiyun said that the road is very close and not far, but it takes 5 hours because the road is very bad and broken.
As soon as he got out of Kumasi City, Wei Yiyun remembered something, returned to the city and said that he wanted to buy a GPS and a gold washing bucket to take down, and we went back to Shanglin Hotel to ask the boss to buy these two things. It is said that it is a gold washing bucket, and it looks like a dustpan without a handle. Take these two and continue out of the city to the east.
When I got out of the city, I was stopped by the police to check my driver's license, and I thought to myself that this is terrible, where did Wei Yiyun get a driver's license when he first came. Unexpectedly, Wei Yiyun took out his driver's license from his trouser pocket and showed it to the police, who checked it and gave him his driver's license and motioned for us to go. It turned out that Wei Yiyun took the driver's license of the second dog, and the black police saw that the Chinese looked almost indistinguishable, so he passed the test in confusion, and Wei Yiyun said that he drove to Kumasi with the driver's license of the second dog. We continued to drive all the way, the road was really bad, there were big potholes everywhere, the car needed to move in a serpentine shape to avoid the big potholes, the road was also dusty, sometimes there was a car in front of me that raised dust and couldn't see the road clearly, the car drove directly into the pit and jumped up, and the top of my head almost hit the roof of the car.
Two hours after we arrived in Obasi, and due to the delay in returning to Kumasi, it was almost 3 o'clock in the afternoon, and we found that one of the rear tires was out of gas and decided to stop on the side of the road and change the spare tire. When I was changing the spare tire, I passed by a police car, and the police car saw us, parked the car in front of our car, and got down two policemen who wanted to check our driver's license, and I said in English why we were not driving. The police officer said that if our car was on the road, it meant that it was necessary to check the driver's license. I wanted to laugh when I heard such a logical explanation, thinking that the hero was not only losing in front of him, so he asked Wei Yiyun to show them his driver's license, and after reading the driver's license, they didn't find anything wrong, and then asked us to show our passports, I said that you are the police, not the immigration bureau, and you have no right to ask us to show our passports, he didn't expect me to be so reasonable, and I couldn't speak for a while. Then another policeman took out our car keys and sat back in his police car, I chased him and asked him loudly why he took our car keys, and he said that he was a police officer and had the right to suspect that our car was stolen. There is simply no excuse to make excuses, I directly said loudly that you are just asking for money, this sentence angered him, and threatened to take me and Wei Yiyun to the police station, I don't think I can provoke him. Changing his words, he said that the first time he came here, the tire was also broken, and I hope the chief will give us a face and not embarrass us. The black man still wants to save face, pretending that he is also performing official duties and has not eaten, I heard slim, and quickly took out 200 Saidi, I said that this is what I invited the chief to eat. The policeman immediately changed his face and said that I was a good friend, and that he would invite me to dinner or something, handed me the car keys and driver's license, and drove away.
It's so shameless, it's all kinds of reasons to ask for money, and I yelled at their police car in the distance. Hey, there's no way, these people with black people grit their teeth in their hearts and have to deal with him on the surface, otherwise they will be the ones who suffer.
Wei Yiyun was very calm, he didn't care about my conversation with the police at all, he was changing the spare tire with a jack, and it was changed after a while.
We kept going, and the road ahead was even worse, and the speed of our march became even slower. Two hours later, when I arrived at a large forest on the side of the road, the terrain was still much higher than the road, and I opened the window as I went, because the trees were very dense, the road was basically blocked, and I felt the coolness brought by the greenery, not like the sun just now. I joked to Wei Yiyun, "This is a good place to fight guerrilla ambushes, the mountains are high and the forests are dense, and there is no daylight." ”
I saw three or four road piles on the road 100 meters in front of me, and my intuition told me that there might be something bad, and I shouted "Speed up, hit the stakes and rush over, there must be robberies in the roadside woods." ”
Wei Yiyun was frightened by my shouting, but he also realized that there must be something strange about such a big road being put on a few wooden stakes, so he stepped on the accelerator and hit it, and the pickup truck knocked over a wooden stake and rushed over. As soon as I rushed over, I saw someone in the woods next to me shooting at us with a gun, bangbangbang, and the bullet should have hit the iron sheet behind the pickup.
Wei Yiyun heard the gunshot, stepped on the accelerator to the end, and didn't care about the potholes on the road The pickup jumped so badly, I grabbed the handrail of the door, and I was also scared into a cold sweat, if I stopped just now, I might rob us, the consequences are unbearable, it is possible that the car will be robbed, and my life is in danger.