My name is Salty Salt, the salty of salted duck eggs, and this name was chosen for me by Hei Xi.

Later, my grandmother told me about the origin of my name because on the day I was born, my two older brothers were sitting in the hospital corridor eating fast food, and they bought more than 100 meals in the restaurant, and the boss gave them an extra salted duck egg.

I'm a very beautiful little girl, everybody says so.

Who do you ask?

There are fathers, there are Xiaobai, there are two uncles, two aunts, grandfathers, grandmothers, grandfathers, grandmothers...... It's a lot, it's a lot, and I can't count the points anyway.

Of course, Xianxian is just a nickname, my big name is Yu Xian, and the elegant 'Xian'.

My big name is my mother's g.

However, every time someone calls me 'Yu Xian', my father will frown, I think he should not like my name, otherwise how can that expression be as ugly as the shit pulled by stepping on the 'meat ball'?

Oh, and by the way, 'Meatball' is my domestic pit bull that last month enlarged the belly of Commissar Zhang's family next door, Haisen.

Without further ado, I just said that my dad didn't like my name.

A few days ago, Xiaobai secretly told me that my name was given by an uncle, and she wanted me to grow up like a lady. Dad liked this name very much at first, until one day, when he learned the origin of this name, he was very angry, and he wanted to change the name on my household registration book without saying a word.

But in the end, of course, it didn't change, because Xiaobai didn't agree, and he couldn't help it, who let him listen to Xiaobai.

Having said so much, I forgot to introduce my father, his name is Yu Shaoting, a local tyrant who is willing to contract fish ponds for Xiaobai, but he is also a man with a very small heart.

Why is he cautious?

Because once, I saw him use French that ordinary people don't understand, instigating Cheng Cheng to ride a twisting car to bump into an uncle who was chatting with Xiaobai, and then he himself went over, reprimanded Cheng Cheng, and said to the uncle without changing his face: "The child is not sensible, don't go to your heart." ”

That night, Cheng Cheng got a brand new set of Lego unopened.

Later, I knew that the uncle was Xiaobai's former husband, and it turned out that what was said on the Internet was not wrong, my mother was really my father's prying back from someone else's house over the wall.

Xiaobai is very beautiful, although she is thirty-one years old this year.

My grandmother told me that Xiaobai deliberately took a break from school in order to give birth to me, but it didn't matter, because she is now a doctoral student.

Sometimes I will follow Xiaobai to school, and my uncles and aunts like me very much, saying that Xiaobai and I are a beautiful embryo carved out of a mold.

Dad always had reservations about this.

Once when I came back from school, I told my dad that it was Xiaobai's tutor who drove us, and the tutor was about the same age as my father, and it was said that he was still single, and he often bought me candy to eat, I thought, he should have wanted to chase Xiaobai, otherwise why would his eyes have been glued to Xiaobai.

But my father said: "Your mother's school for a doctorate, the ratio of men and women is strictly unbalanced, and the old antiques who are locked up in the real room all day long to do research, it is rare to see a woman, who is still relatively young, and the sows have all competed in Diao Chan." ”

Although I didn't quite understand what he said, I knew that Dad was jealous, even though he looked disapproving.

……

Everyone said that my birth was a middle-aged birth for my father.

Later, I asked my dad what middle-aged means, and he straightened his face and confiscated my favorite White Rabbit toffee.

I told Xiaobai about this, and after Xiaobai heard it, he couldn't stop laughing, hugged me, kissed me fiercely, and said, "Your father is called middle-aged." ”

But Dad, it seems that he has never admitted that he is middle-aged.

Xiaobai and his father had a total of three children, I am the youngest, and there are two older brothers, Yu Jingxi and Yu Jingcheng.

Last time, I passed by Grandpa Liang's house with a small shovel, and his nanny immediately ran into the house with two pots of chrysanthemums for sunbathing at the door, and I heard her say behind her back: "Fortunately, there is only one light here today." ”

The people in the compound called us 'the three lamps of the Yu family', I didn't understand, but Xi Xi told me that it was definitely not a good thing.

Xixi also said that the slander of a qiē stems from jealousy.

I think I probably understood.

……

I love sleeping with Xiaobai at night, but every time, when I wake up, I find myself in my own bed.

Therefore, I always pray that my father will have a conflict with Xiaobai, and only then will Xiaobai come and sleep with me until dawn.

A child in our class, her parents quarreled all day and divorced, but I didn't worry about this, if Xiaobai was going to divorce her father one day, I would sue Judge Sù, I would follow Xiaobai, as for Xixi and Chengcheng, it would be better to live with Dad.

In this way, if Dad remarries, with Xixi and Chengcheng by his side, his inheritance does not have to be divided too much to his new wife.

I revealed the idea to my dad, who didn't say anything, but that night, he scolded me for soiling the company contract and took the opportunity to beat me up.

……

Yesterday, Xiaobai and his father had an awkward quarrel because of a trivial matter, and neither of them cared about anyone, and they did not reconcile immediately after the quarrel as before.

The next day, Xiaobai went to school early in the morning.

Xixi secretly told me that Xiaobai and his father have not reconciled yet, this

Tang Xiaobai seems to be in earnest.

After breakfast, my dad kindly asked me if I wanted to go to the company to play, I said no, he took me upstairs to change clothes, and then took me to the company.

Dad was very busy with work, so he asked Secretary Jing to play with me, and while I was playing, I dozed off on the sofa.

Then I heard my father call Xiaobai, and he said, "Xianxian is clamoring to come to the company, and now she is crying and making trouble, and I will have a meeting in a while." ”

I think my dad was a little bad at this time, and I didn't cry or make trouble.

But Xiaobai still came.

I heard Secretary Jing call Xiaobai 'boss lady', secretly opened an eye, and saw that my father was closing the door, he thought I was asleep, and turned around and hugged Xiaobai from behind.

"Still angry?" Dad lowered his head, pressed against Xiaobai's neck, and spoke in a tone that was very similar to when Xiaobai coaxed me.

Xiaobai pushed her father, I think she must have too little strength, otherwise why can't she push away?

Then I heard Xiaobai's serious voice again: "I'll take Xianxian home, you let go of me." ”

"Yesterday's incident, just think it's my fault, don't be angry, okay?"

"It's your fault." Xiaobai said.

Dad hugged Xiaobai and didn't let go, while coaxing her: "It's my fault, I will listen to you in the future, I will never say two if you say one." ”

I saw Xiaobai smiling, she glanced at me, I quickly closed my eyes, and heard her coquettish: "In front of the child, you let me go." ”

"Isn't that asleep?"

Through my fingers, I saw that my father was bullying Xiaobai, lowering his head and biting her neck, Xiaobai twisted and struggled: "What are you doing, the curtains haven't been pulled ...... yet"

I was thinking about whether to help Xiaobai, but my father quickly pulled the blinds and picked up Xiaobai and went to the lounge.

After a while, Xiaobai's screams came from the lounge, I was afraid that my father would hit her, so I hurriedly ran to the door of the lounge, wanted to push the door open, and found that the door was locked, I don't know how long it took, the door opened, Dad came out, I found that he had changed his clothes, I asked him: "What about Xiaobai?" ”

Dad said, "Xiaobai is not feeling well, she is sleeping, don't disturb her." ”

He didn't allow me to go into the break room, but he did.

I think it must have been that he hit his mother just now, and now his mother hasn't forgiven him, and he is afraid that I will go in and see how my mother teaches him, so that he will lose face.

When it was almost evening, my mother came out with a red face, and that dinner, we didn't go back to the compound to eat, and my mother proposed to eat my favorite steamed fish with chopped peppers.

Grandma said that I am like my father in this regard, he likes to eat, and I generally like it, especially the dish of steamed fish with chopped peppers.

……

When they got home in the evening, Xi Xi and Cheng Cheng held half a watermelon and scooped it with a spoon and sat on the sofa to eat it while watching the animal world.

Sometimes, I think the two of them are so bad, they have something delicious to hide, and they don't let me know.

I asked Xiaobai, in fact, I picked it up, right?

Xiaobai said, why do you ask that?

I told her that if I were biological, Xixi and Chengcheng would not have isolated me like this.

Then I sat on Xixi's lap, although he had a dark face, but this was Xiaobai's order, I turned my head and opened my mouth: "Xixi, feed the watermelon." ”

Hei Hei ignored me and watched TV on her own.

I turned my head to look at Cheng Cheng, who was protecting his watermelon, and said, "This is mine, you have to eat it, go and cut it yourself." ”

But Aunt Li said that this watermelon was given by Political Commissar Zhang, and this is it.

I turned my head around again and looked at Hei-hee.

Heeki glanced at me, reluctantly scooped a spoonful of watermelon, removed the seeds, stuffed it into my mouth, and warned me not to call him Heexi again.

The watermelon is sweet.

I nodded heavily, and my cheeks were bulging from being fed by Xixi, who had diarrhea in the middle of the night because I had eaten too much.

As I sat on the toilet, I hugged a ball of tissues and wondered, did Xixi know that she would have a stomachache, so she deliberately ate so much watermelon for me?

But soon, this speculation was put behind me.

Because Xixi came to see me in the bathroom and secretly brought me a strawberry Daifuku, he very implicitly told me that he had bought it after several streets.

Later, I was afraid that my father would blame Xixi, so I took the initiative to tell him that I was greedy and had nothing to do with Xixi.

……

Although Hei-hee sometimes bullied me, I always believed that he was a good brother because he would share his secrets with me and Seung-seung.

Just like last time, he took a pack of cigarettes from Dad, hid in the locker to smoke it, and called us together.

Dad rarely smokes now, because Xiaobai doesn't like it.

Hehi was already in his second year of junior high school, and he told us that during physical education class, there were boys in the class who often hid under the shade of trees and smoked, and he wanted to learn too.

When the door to the storage room was pushed open, Hei Xi hurriedly stepped on the cigarette butt under her feet.

As for the pack of cigarettes, he stuffed it into Cheng Cheng's hand, and the father who came in saw Cheng Cheng holding the cigarette at a glance, and his face sank on the spot.

Xixi and Chengcheng both said that they didn't smoke.

Dad's eyes have been staring at Xixi, and what I'm most afraid of at home is Dad, who stares at you without speaking, making me think that he will eat people.

He asked me who smoked the cigarette.

I'm afraid that my dad will find out

Beat Xixi, I didn't dare to say it, and I didn't want to be wronged.

No way, Dad asked us to re-enact what happened in the storage room just now, I was nervous, Dad told me not to be afraid.

Cheng Chengxian said to Xixi: "Brother, I just saw my sister rummage through Dad's drawer and take a pack of cigarettes to the storage room. ”

Xi Xi nodded and took Chengcheng's little fat hand: "Then let's go up and have a look." ”

As a result of this incident, both Xixi and Chengcheng were punished by their father and were not allowed to eat dinner, and Xixi's pocket money was also deducted in half.

But later, I saw Xiaobai go to give them supper.

……

Dad taught us from a young age to learn to be independent, once I asked him what independence is, he said, for example, you can't always stick to Xiaobai.

I told him that Xiaobai liked me so much, and if I didn't look for her, she would be sad.

Dad touched my head: "It's not that you won't be able to look for it, it's that you can't always follow Xiaobai like a little tail, just like at night, you have to get used to sleeping by yourself." ”

I asked him, "Then Dad, why do you want to sleep with Xiaobai?" ”

“……”

Dad said to me step by step: "That's different, you said it yourself, is Dad like you, sticking to Xiaobai all day long?" ”

I shook my head, it really wasn't.

The result is in a blink of an eye.

At noon on Sunday, Xiaobai went to dinner with his classmates at school, but his father didn't go to work, so he said on a whim that he would take the three of us out to eat.

While we were eating cold drinks, he took his mobile phone to the corner and called Xiaobai: "Still having dinner?" Do you want to go to the entertainment city in the afternoon? That kind of place is not clean, what are you going to do? Let's go again next time I find time, Xianxian has been looking for you all morning, and my voice is hoarse. ”

In fact, I didn't look for Xiaobai at all, Xixi said, my father wants to save face, and he used to do this kind of thing often, but in fact, he wanted Xiaobai himself.

I thought about it for a while, but in the end I didn't expose my father in front of Xiaobai.

……

The men in my family are picky eaters, and luckily I didn't inherit that.

Dad hates to eat coriander the most, as long as he sees the traces of coriander on the table, he will not continue to eat this meal.

At this time, Xixi and Chengcheng will also follow their father's example, glance at each other, put down their chopsticks, and say in unison: "How can there be coriander?" ”

If I don't want to eat, I put down the spoon after them and say with them, "How can there be coriander?" ”

But in the end, I will eat the rest of the meal under Xiaobai's persecution, and she will say: "Don't pretend, salty classmate, you can eat coriander with me." ”

I felt that Xiaobai was biased, and she told me: "Children should not be picky eaters, otherwise they will be malnourished." ”

"But, isn't it still so fat to be a picky eater?"

Xiaobai: "......"

Two days later, coriander appeared on the table again.

Dad put down the chopsticks with Xixi and Chengcheng, and I immediately put down the spoon, Xiaobai asked me to eat, not picky eaters, I shouted in a crisp voice: "I follow Dad, I don't like to eat coriander." ”

Xiaobai looked at his father: "Who said your father doesn't like to eat coriander?" ”

Then, I saw my father pick up the chopsticks again, put a chopstick of coriander-flavored beef into his mouth, and swallowed it without blinking his eyes.

So I had to eat all the rice in the bowl.

I found out that my father was a man without assertiveness in front of Xiaobai, and Xiaobai asked him to go east, but under normal circumstances, he would not go west.

Moreover, he always says things against his will to please Xiaobai.

Just like a few days ago, Xiaobai made a dish according to the recipe, mistakenly using yellow vinegar as soy sauce, as unpalatable as it was, but Xiaobai sat opposite us with very expectant eyes, and Dad didn't say a word, took the plate, and the rice, and ate quickly, as if it was a delicacy in the world, and his brows did not wrinkle.

Xiaobai looked very happy and asked his father, "How does it taste?" ”

"Not bad." Dad quickly finished the dish and replied the same as before.

He didn't let Xiaobai taste the dishes he made, probably because he didn't want to disappoint Xiaobai, Xixi said, I will understand when I grow up.

However, when Dad taught the three of us a lesson, he changed again, and when we were scared, he asked us with a straight face, "Do you know you are wrong?" ”

Whenever this happens, I don't love him much, but on weekdays, I still like my dad very much.

However, in this family, my favorite is my mother.