[Quit smoking (during the period of pregnancy with a second child)]

With the start and development of the new company, Yu Shaoting's work became busier and busier, and his cigarettes became more and more fierce.

Mrs. Yu, who was pregnant, formulated a set of smoking cessation plans for him, and also purchased a large number of different brands of smoking cessation candy.

However, after less than three days, Mr. Yu began to smoke again.

Finally one day, Mrs. Yu was angry: "You just don't have perseverance, people Cheng Lian Commander said that the precept is really the abstinence, only you are still smoking." Don"

Mr. Yu keenly grasped the unfamiliar words in this sentence: "Who is Company Commander Cheng?" ”

“…… Company Commander Cheng is Company Commander Cheng and the guard company. Si"

Mrs. Yu thought that people had quit smoking, and only her own man was still guilty of old habits, so she couldn't help but complain again: "People can do it, why can't you do it?" If only you had the same perseverance as Company Commander Cheng. ”

"Who is your husband, is your elbow turned out like this?"

Mr. Yu was rarely stiff after marriage, and closed the notebook with a click, which made the woman opposite stunned.

He got up suddenly, with a cold face: "I'll go to the company to work overtime tonight." ”

When he arrived at the company, Mr. Yu regretted it when he ate fast food with Secretary Jing, and wanted to go home, but he couldn't pull his face.

At nine o'clock in the evening, the door of the office was gently knocked twice, he went over to open the door, and saw Mrs. Yu standing outside the door, Mrs. Yu tied her sideburns, looked at him with bright beautiful eyes, and spoke in a gentle tone: "I'm here to sue you, Company Commander Cheng smoked again just now." ”

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[Prenatal education is very important (during the period of pregnancy with a second child)]

When Bai Xiao was twenty-nine weeks pregnant, she suddenly wanted to give her child prenatal education.

As the hero of the Yu family, Mrs. Yu raised her hands to agree with her daughter-in-law's idea, and went to buy a piano to come back.

As a result, the following scene appeared -

Mrs. Yu sat on the sun-soaked sofa, flipped through the novel on her lap, twisted a strawberry with her fingers, and said, "Turkish March." ”

In less than a minute, she sat up and turned her head: "Why don't you change to Hungarian dance music?" ”

Man sitting at the piano: "......"

"Forget it, let's play the Symphony of Destiny again." Mrs. Yu leaned back on the sofa in a comfortable posture.

In the past few days, her love is not high, and only by listening to these stirring piano music can the whole person have a little spirit.

Mr. Yu didn't play it, but asked her: "People also listen to these in prenatal education?" You are also not afraid to scare the child in your belly. ”

"No, he's been quiet."

As she spoke, Mrs. Yu lowered her head, touched her round belly, and said softly, "Baby, do you like the Symphony of Destiny?" ”

Mr. Yu: "......"

"It acquiesced."

Mrs. Yu covered her small mouth with a novel, and her eyes were crooked: "I think it must be a little musician in the future, I have this hunch." ”

She turned her head again: "Why don't you play it yet?" ”

Mr. Yu: "......"

An hour later.

Mrs. Yu began to blindly command again: "I think there, you shouldn't play like this, at your level, how can you get it in the future?" ”

PS: Mr. Yu is indeed a half-piano ass.

"Then you don't want to play it." Mr. Yu directly chose to give way.

Mrs. Yu put on her slippers, went over with a big belly, sat down on the stool, flipped through the sheet music quite professionally, her fingers just put on the black and white keys, and then—

Mrs. Yu's cry of pain came from the house: "Husband, my feet are cramping!" ”

Mr. Yu: "......"

Many years later, looking at his second son who came home with a blue nose and swollen face, Mr. Yu often wondered, could it be that he was frightened by those radical piano music?

Otherwise, how could he give birth to such a timid and fearful child?

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【Mate Selection Criteria】

Yu Shaoting's university abroad was not because of his good grades, but purely because Yu Zhanming, who was still the commander of a certain district at the time, did not want to see him and drove him away.

In the summer vacation of his junior year, Yu Shaoting came back from the United States and got together with his own group of hair.

Baidu Encyclopedia, the definition of the children of the gentleman is the child of the rich and powerful who eats, drinks and has fun all day long, and does not do his job.

Since the age of thirteen, Yu Shaoting has been classified as a 'gentleman'.

When it comes to Yu Shaoting, people in the circle will say: "Oh, it's Commander Yu's youngest son, right?" ”

Secondly, he also needs to have enough economic foundation for him to squander, fortunately, Yu Shaoting has a grandfather who is engaged in shipping trade.

Being domineering is an indispensable condition for becoming a gentleman.

When Yu Shaoting was fifteen years old, at the gate of the middle school, he singled out six senior students, broke five ribs of the boss, and entered the hospital sideways.

The last point is that the children of the gentlemen are generally idle all day long, doing nothing, and in ancient times, they just carried a birdcage and hummed opera to swagger through the market.

As soon as he returned to Fengcheng, his old nest, Yu Shaoting plunged headlong into a private club with complete entertainment facilities and did not come out.

A few of them learned that the third brother had returned to China, so they didn't need to meet, so they chased them all together to the club and reunited.

Yu Shaoting is the eldest of several people, they all lived in the same hospital when they were children, and later separated, but the friendship was not broken, in the words of Chief of General Staff Yu, it was because of the same smell, and it was reasonable to say that one was bad, but the five people were all bad embryos, and it was definitely not an accident.

In the years when Yu Shaoting went abroad, the other four people also got a nickname - Fengcheng Four Little Domineering.

Xin Bai often sighed regretfully: "If the third brother didn't leave, let's F5 and walk in front of my cousin's film and television company, how can there be anything with F4." ”

So this summer, the five of them often wore sunglasses, smoked cigarettes, and drove luxury cars to the suburbs.

One day, after the car, the five of them took a cool ride on the top of the mountain, which triggered the following conversation.

Xin Bai: "Third brother, how does the foreign girl taste?" ”

Chatting between men is always a bit taboo.

Yu Shaoting spit out a smoke ring, leaned against the car door, and glanced at him lightly, scoffing at this vulgar question.

"Xin Tou, do you think anyone like you will not refuse? Our third brother, that's called cleansing and self-improvement. Lu Jin Sheng gave a disdainful expression.

Xu Chengyang rarely gossiped: "Then the third brother, can you tell the brothers about your mate selection criteria?" ”

"Then it doesn't need to be said," Xin Bai leaned over and said, "You have to be beautiful, not to mention Miss World, you have to be at the level of Miss Asia." ”

Yu Shaoting flicked the banquet, took another puff of cigarette, and said, "You have to be obedient." ”

Others turned their eyes to him, probably not expecting that the third brother, who had always been silent, was actually interested in this issue.

"Men make achievements outside, women have to stay at home and serve well, don't ask her to lower her eyebrows and ears, at least, I say one and she doesn't dare to say two, otherwise, what will I do when I marry her back?"

This statement once became the criterion for the other four people to choose a mate, and the result can be imagined.

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【Date of delivery (3rd child)】

Bai Xiao: "Yu Shaoting, I didn't expect you to be this kind of person, I trust you so much, are you worthy of me and the child by doing this?" ”

Yu Jingcheng, the little meat ball, ran upside down, lay on the side of the bed, and cried in a wailing voice: "Mom, mom ......"

Yu Shaoting took the child away, and softly comforted the woman on the bed: "Don't say it, I'm going to enter the delivery room soon, save some strength." ”

"This qiē was all planned by you, how can you be so despicable? Yu Shaoting, I misjudged you! ”

Yu Shaoting: "What are you talking about?" The doctors and nurses all watched, and they were not afraid of people reading jokes, so let's come, take a deep breath first. ”

Bai Xiao took a deep breath and complained: "You want to use rhetoric to open the topic again? I hate you to death, I hate you to death~~"

"Mommy, Mommy!" Yu Jingcheng is about to pounce again, lest the world will not be chaotic.

Yu Shaoting pulled his collar and dragged it back, while stroking the bangs on Bai Xiao's forehead that were wet with sweat: "After this baby is born, it will not be born in the future, being angry is not good for the baby, don't be afraid, haven't we given birth twice?" It doesn't hurt, good ~~"

He looked up, frowned, and said impatiently to the nurse, "Why don't you push in?" Don't you see her screaming in pain? ”

Nurse: "......"

……

Outside the delivery room.

Yu Shaoting looked at the closed door of the delivery room, breathed a sigh of relief, ripped off his tie, seemed to think of something, turned his head, Yu Jingcheng had already hidden behind the vending machine.

"Come here." Yu Shaoting beckoned to his son.

Yu Jingcheng pursed his lips and shook his head desperately.

"You want me to come over, don't you?"

As soon as Yu Shaoting raised his foot, Yu Jingcheng ran away, and immediately disappeared, he scolded with a smile: "Little rabbit cub!" ”

……

In the delivery room.

The nurse wearing the mask exclaimed, "Oops, Dr. Yuan, it seems that the anesthesia may not work." ”

Bai Xiao: "Yu Shaoting, you bastard, you die of pain!" ”

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【The Road to Graduate School】

After giving birth to Xianxian, Mrs. Yu began the long road to graduate school again, with countless obstacles in the middle, but she was still not discouraged and did not give up easily.

On this day, Mrs. Yu tied up her long hair, had a ball on her head, wore her black-rimmed glasses, and sat on her desk, focusing on those few postgraduate examination materials.

Morning.

The door of the study was knocked open, Yu Jingxi held the homework book, and smiled shyly: "I don't have a topic, Xiaobai, can you teach me?" ”

Well, what Mrs. Yu likes to see the most is the studious side of her eldest son.

Fifteen minutes later.

"Got it?"

"That, I just looked like I had sand in my eyes, and I didn't understand it, so why don't you tell it again?"

Half an hour later.

"Here, here." Yu Jingxi pointed to a certain place: "Our teacher hasn't taught this yet, I write it, and the teacher will say that I paid my senior classmates to do it." ”

Mrs. Yu: "......"

……

Afternoon.

Yu Jingcheng rode his twisting car, coming and going down the corridor over and over again

replied, singing in his mouth: "Pleasant goat, beautiful goat, lazy boiling sheep, soft sheep, soft red wolf, gray wolf, don't look at me as just a sheep, the green grass also becomes more fragrant for me......"

Mrs. Yu clenched the end of the pen, closed her eyes, and said in her heart, "I bear it." ”

……

At night.

The couple shared a study room.

An hour later.

Mrs. Yu covered her ears, turned her head, and looked at the man sitting behind the desk watching a movie with some anger: "Can you plug in the headphones?" ”

"The headphones are broken." Mr. Yu said without being salty.

Mrs. Yu nodded, ran to find a pair of headphones, and threw them to him, but the models did not match.

"Then you change the film." Mrs. Yu consulted with him.

Mr. Yu glanced at her, rested on the table with long legs, and continued to watch his European and American love action blockbuster.

Mrs. Yu was red-faced when she heard this, and after a long time, she held back a sentence: "Indecent." ”

"Look at it and it's nasty? How do you say that? ”

“…… You're shameless. Mrs. Yu was annoyed and embarrassed by his breezy virtue.

"If I want face, where are the two children coming from?"

Mrs. Yu: "......"

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【The Truth Revealed】

The day Mrs. Yu became a graduate student.

In the evening, the tutor and the senior brothers and sisters booked a private room in a restaurant of the school and invited several new graduate students to have a meal together.

As one of them, Mrs. Yu dressed up a little and went happily.

At eight o'clock, Mrs. Yu received a text message, and at eight twenty o'clock, Mrs. Yu's mobile phone vibrate, so she had to get up and say goodbye in advance.

When I got out of the restaurant, I saw the Range Rover parked there.

A senior brother came out of the toilet drunk, but he saw Bai Xiao coming down the steps, and he just wanted to say hello, but he looked up and saw something?!

——Professor Yu, who was popular at F University two years ago!!

At this moment, the professor was standing next to the car, opening the car door with one hand, and then, he saw Bai Xiao walking over, and the two kissed on the cheek.

Oh, my God......

How can we play happily together in the future?!

The senior brother suddenly lost the urge to urinate, and returned to the box in fear, with a look of disbelief, and said to the others: "Bai Xiao's husband is Professor Yu. ”

Because before Bai Xiao left, he said - 'My husband's car has arrived'.

There was the movement of wine glasses falling on the plate, and the whole box was silent for a moment, and then it boiled.

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[The unconscious local tyrant brothers]

One day, the local tyrant brothers saw a report in the newspaper - 'The cutest baby competition, millions of prizes are waiting for you'.

The brothers exchanged words for a while, and hit the idea on the salty baby who was learning to walk in the yard.

"A million!" Yu Jingxi sighed with a long sigh.

Yu Jingcheng's children seemed to understand whether they understood or not, but they still echoed: "Yes, brother, a million!" ”

THAT NIGHT, YU JINGXI HELD HIS IPAD, BROWSED THE OFFICIAL WEBSITE OF THE EVENT, THEN REGISTERED AN ACCOUNT, AND FINALLY SIGNED UP BEFORE THE DEADLINE.

Following.

Aunt Li had just finished urinating for Xianxian, and Brother Tuhao had already come up: "Aunt Li, I'll help my sister change her diaper, you can go and get busy." ”

"Okay, be careful." After Aunt Li finished explaining, she went to the kitchen.

As soon as the kitchen door was closed, Yu Jingxi immediately whistled upstairs, and at the jogging platform, Yu Jingcheng's figure appeared, carrying a big schoolbag.

"Are diapers, milk powder, and bottles ready?"

"It's all here."

So, the brothers hugged their heavy sister and embarked on the road of no return to the baby reality show.

……

Under the spotlight, it was the host's impassioned opening remarks, and the event was held on the first floor of a shopping mall, surrounded by a lot of spectators.

Brother Tuhao hugged his sister with difficulty, turned his head and said to Brother Tuhao: "You go, ask for a glass of water, and make milk powder for salty and salty." ”

When Xianxian was holding the bottle and drinking milk, Brother Tuhao was beside him: "Xianxian, you must listen to my brother later, do you know?" ”

"Hee-hee......" Xian Xian shouted inarticulately.

Brother Tuhao touched his sister's head and handed the bottle to Brother Tuhao, who was already reporting their names.

"The next one to appear is our No. 41 baby, Yu Xianxian, a baby girl, everyone applauds and welcomes."

The brothers, looking at so many people around them, inevitably had stage fright, hugged their sister, and tended to go on stage.

The host looked back, where are the child's parents?

"That, our parents have something to do temporarily, let's participate in the competition first." Yu Jingxi said, handing Xianxian to the host: "Can you help me hold it for a while?" ”

The host had just reached out to take the child, and the microphone in his hand had been snatched away.

Yu Jingxi cleared his throat before turning on the microphone and saying the wording he had thought of: "Hello everyone, I am Yu Xianxian's eldest brother, this is her second brother, I am very happy to participate in this competition today, here, we have seen a lot of cute babies, and I hope Xianxian will be excellent."

Table xiàn. ”

Next is the baby's improvisation.

Xianxian is not a recognizable baby, but when he found so many people staring at him, he was suddenly stupid, and he sat there with his butt and forgot to kick his legs.

Seeing that the host was going to drive them off the stage, Yu Jingxi hurriedly said into the microphone: "I'm very happy to stand here today, Xianxian is a shy little girl, quiet and well-behaved, like my grandfather, Yu Zhanming Yu, the chief of the General Staff, likes to take her for a walk in the evening, and there is no chief of the entire military compound who doesn't like Xianxian." Also, even if he is not in good health, he still insists on sitting in front of the TV to watch the live broadcast, thank you for your support for your great-granddaughter in this competition, we will cheer. ”

As he spoke, Brother Tuhao gave the microphone to Brother Tuhao, and in the stereo of the mall was Brother Tuhao's soft and glutinous voice: "Thank you for your support to Xianxian." ”

……

At the same time, Bai Xiao saw the three babies in his classmate's laptop, and a mouthful of water almost squirted out, choking on his trachea and coughing.

As for the Yu family in the compound, they lost their three children, and they have already been in chaos.

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[Old Mrs. Yu, who is still young]

About the follow-up of the cutest baby contest.

Mrs. Yu: "Aunt Zhang, can you help me see, is it better to wear this headband or clip this clip?" ”

Aunt Zhang: "It's all good. ”

Aunt Zhang glanced at the door and whispered, "Today, I heard that there are reports on the Internet that Young Master Jingxi was born to the third young grandmother. ”

"It wasn't born by the third wife, can't you still pick it up?" The old lady pursed the corners of her mouth.

Aunt Zhang: "No, I mean Bai ......"

Before she finished speaking, her mouth had already been covered, and Mrs. Yu looked left and right, and said in a suppressed voice: "What are you talking nonsense." ”

……

Mrs. Yu was blocked by reporters at the scene of the cutest baby final.

"What do you think of the recent claims circulating on the Internet?" The reporter held up the microphone.

Mrs. Yu straightened her spine, faced the camera, turned her face at 45 degrees, and made sure that her hairstyle was not messy, and then she pinched her voice and said: "Xianxian won the third place in the baby competition, I, as a grandmother, am very happy for her, and thank you for the attention of your media friends, we will continue to work hard." ”

The reporter stretched the microphone forward: "Regarding your first grandson, is it really your current third daughter-in-law?" ”

Mrs. Yu smiled: "Xiaoxiao is a good boy, she has always been very filial to me and Shaoting and his father, not to mention that he is beautiful, he is also hardworking, and he has no temper at all, now such a girl is really rare, hehe, it is the blessing of our Yu family to be able to marry her." ”

"Does Chief of General Staff Yu know that the first grandson is the product of his son's extramarital affair?"

Mrs. Yu smiled unabated, and looked at the camera with her eyes: "Lao Yu also likes Xiaoxiao very much, especially the dishes made by Xiaoxiao, which are particularly suitable for Lao Yu's appetite, but Xiaoxiao, I like to eat the winter melon and clam soup I made for her the most, this child is not a picky eater." ”

Reporter: "......"

Mrs. Yu asked again: "By the way, is this on a local TV station or at the provincial level, if it is provincial, remember to mosaic my face." ”

The reporter went on a rampage.

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[Local tyrant father and son: small fight]

The local tyrant brother is five years old, studying in kindergarten, and every time he goes home, his whole body is dirty, and the reason is that he is always bullied by the children in the class.

Mr. Yu was angry, even if he was not like himself, he would not be so weak like his brother.

One day, the local tyrant's newly bought pants were cut through a hole again.

Mr. Yu finally couldn't bear it anymore: "They bullied you, won't you fight back?" ”

"But I can't beat them."

"You've tried?"

Brother Tuhao: "No, but I have a comparison in my heart." ”

“……”

The next day, Mr. Yu personally went to the kindergarten to pick up the children, and as soon as he got out of the car, he saw several children surrounding the local tyrant brother and throwing mud at him.

When a parent saw him, he hurriedly apologized: "Children are naughty, and there are small fights, don't take it to heart." ”

Mr. Yu nodded, his expression was calm, and he called the local tyrant brother and went home.

On the third day, Mr. Yu arrived at the gate of the kindergarten early, sat in the car, saw several chubby children passing by, and stopped them.

The local tyrant came out with his schoolbag on his back, and as expected, he was stopped at the school gate again.

Then, the parents who were standing next to the chat suddenly saw several first-grade children, ran over and beat their sons.

The local tyrant brother held his schoolbag and stood there stunned, what if no one beat him?

Not long after, he saw his father get out of the car and come over.

Mr. Yu glanced at the children who were beaten, and then smiled at the scolding parents: "There are always small fights, don't take it to heart." ”

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【Wedding Anniversary】

The local tyrant couple has been married for many years, and they are still as sweet as ever, like glue and paint, and they can't get out of focus when they wash the dishes.

Two people stand in front of the sink, one washing

Bowl, a drying bowl, you look at me, I look at you, and when I saw the end, I simply threw the bowl and started kissing.

It took a long time to kiss before parting.

Mrs. Yu said, "Guess what day it is?" ”

"What day?" Mr. Yu asked.

"The five-year anniversary of our marriage."

Mr. Yu said 'oh', and Mrs. Yu wrapped her arms around his neck and kissed him again: "I have a gift for you." ”

So, the two of them moved to the bedroom.

Mr. Yu looked at the delicately packaged box on the bed, and his eyes were playful: "What is it?" ”

"You go and tear it down yourself." Mrs. Yu pretended to be mysterious.

When Mr. Yu opened it expectantly, he found that it was a hard drive.

"I know you like to watch European and American departments, I committed crimes against the wind, I don't know how many relationships I have to rely on, so I got these 7749 parts."

Mr. Yu: "......"

Mrs. Yu said, "By the way, there is another good news to share with you. ”

"What?"

"I'm admitted to the doctoral program, husband, do you want to congratulate me?"

Mr. Yu: "......"

————————————— author has something to say———————————————————

There is no feast in the world, no matter how reluctant I am, I have to draw an ellipsis to Yu Bai, why not a full stop, because I think that their story has been continuing, just like you, you, me and me in life, they are also living every day with firewood, rice, oil, salt, sauce and vinegar, at least in my heart. From tomorrow to update about Yu Er's extras.,I was going to open a new pit.,But the shape shì doesn't allow it.,There are also relevant restrictions on net activities.,Yu Er's identity is sensitive.,Maybe there will be some adjustments outside the fan.,It's good for everyone to automatically make up the identity of the head in the text.。 Regarding Yu Bai's family of five, if you like it, you will write more small fragments in the form of small theaters in the future╭(╯3╰)╮Do you like it? If you like it, leave a message, at least let me know how many people want to see it, otherwise I won't be motivated...... I still want to thank you, thank you for being with me all the way, I think I'm a cool person, but your support and companionship in the past few months have made me feel for this strange place, otherwise there wouldn't be so much reluctance now, for the time being, otherwise I will regret the ending, cover my face, and don't say anything.