It's a miracle that 0003 was able to write the third chapter.
"This garland of yours is beautiful, can you take it off so I can see it?" Nie Xiaofan listened to Zhao Yan'er's lecture for about ten minutes, and finally couldn't help but interrupt her.
Zhao Yan'er was asked by Nie Xiaofan about the wreath on her head, and then she reacted. She took off the five-colored wreath from the top of her head, and asked suspiciously, "Why are you a big man interested in this wreath?" Tell me, do you have a fetish, although you say you want my garland, in fact, your goal is my ********, right? I can't imagine you are such a person. ”
Nie Xiaofan: "......"
Nie Xiaofan just wanted to see the five-color flowers in Zhao Yan'er's hand clearly, and find out the channels for obtaining these five-color flowers from his mouth. I didn't expect that Zhao Yan'er, a girl with a sense of superiority, would be crowned with the titles of 'fetish' and 'dead pervert'.
Nie Xiaofan coughed a few times, and assured Zhao Yan'er with what little character and credibility he had left that he was definitely not a 'fetish' or 'dead pervert', at most he was just a dead house. When Nie Xiaofan got the five-color flower on the top of Zhao Yan'er's head, he smelled a faint fragrance, and Nie Xiaofan was even more sure that this was the five-color flower he had been looking for.
"If you want to step into the condensation realm, this small number of five-colored flowers is still far from enough...... This Zhao Yan'er has always thought that I am a pervert, and I guess she won't answer me if I ask her honestly. A lot of thoughts flashed through Nie Xiaofan's mind, and he was trying to find a way to know how Zhao Yan'er obtained this five-colored flower.
Zhao Yan'er over there said: "These five-colored flowers were planted by my grandfather, and there are many more in his yard." Although you are a dead pervert with a fetish, my grandfather said that anyone who likes five-colored flowers is a good person...... In this way, you should be a perverted good person with fetishes. I'll give you these five-colored flowers, and you won't sneakily follow me in the future. ”
Nie Xiaofan was still thinking about how to get more five-color flowers from Zhao Yan'er's mouth, but he didn't expect that Zhao Yan'er would directly tell the whereabouts of the five-color flowers. Nie Xiaofan actually wanted to find out the address of her grandfather's yard from Zhao Yan'er's mouth, but after thinking about it, forget it, now that she is called a 'fetish', 'dead pervert' and 'good person' by Zhao Yan'er, if she continues to entangle, it is estimated that she has another 'psoriasis' title.
After saying goodbye to Zhao Yan'er, Nie Xiaofan looked at the wreath in his hand, there were about a dozen or so five-colored flowers on it, although the number was not much, but it was enough for him to cultivate in the next week. "The transformation from the ** mortal fetus to the condensation realm requires a large number of five-colored flowers. Although I didn't know exactly the address of Zhao Yan'er's grandfather's yard, I had to investigate secretly. Nie Xiaofan muttered.
In the afternoon, Nie Xiaofan went to class as usual, he sat in the classroom and felt a cold swish behind him, and when he turned his head to look, he found that Zhao Yan'er was looking at him with a disdainful eye, and the titles of 'fetish', 'dead pervert', 'good person' and so on sounded in his ears.
"Zhao Yan'er has been staring at you...... Hee-hee, this tsundere mother-in-law seems to be interesting to you. A classmate with a face full of bean skin next to him said happily, he was Nie Xiaofan's college classmate Zhang Cheng, and he liked to joke and make trouble. Nie Xiaofan smiled awkwardly, he was a little frightened, this Zhao Yan'er thought that he was a dead pervert, if he publicized what he did today, he would not have the face to see people.
Zhao Yan'er put her hand on Nie Xiaofan's shoulder when she got out of class, leaned into his ear and whispered: "Although Nie Xiaofan, although you are a little perverted and a little horny, I don't think you are bad to the bones, you are good, I will urge you to get on the right track and become a normal young man again." ”
After Zhao Yan'er said this, she returned to her seat and continued to observe Nie Xiaofan's every move. Nie Xiaofan didn't expect that his tail behavior actually inspired Zhao Yan'er's virgin attribute. Nie Xiaofan listened carefully to the afternoon class under the gaze of Zhao Yan'er's supervision.
Nie Xiaofan finally returned to his apartment with the five-color garland, he knew that the five-color flower wreath in his hand was not easy to come by, and when Nie Xiaofan returned to the apartment, he still had palpitations, he was afraid that Zhao Yan'er, a crazy woman, would keep following and monitoring him. Next, Nie Xiaofan had to deal with the five-colored flowers in his hand and refine the beneficial substances in them. In order to ensure that this process was not disturbed by others, Nie Xiaofan decided to pay the rent arrears for several months first.
Nie Xiaofan put a neatly arranged stack of banknotes in front of the charter wife, the charter wife was a little surprised at first, in the morning Nie Xiaofan was still a poor otaku like a dog, why did he have so much more money to pay the rent in the afternoon?
In fact, Nie Xiaofan knew early on that he could withdraw money from the ATM, but he knew how to operate it at that time. Of course, he was confident that he would be able to dismantle the ATM with his bare hands, but after thinking about it, he still forgot that he was also a law-abiding citizen, and it would be a loss of a cultivator's demeanor to do so.
The charter lady put away the money on the table, she pulled Nie Xiaofan to the side and whispered: "Xiaofan, in fact, a good young man like you can go out and find a decent job, it's really a pity that you are doing such a lowly job......"
Thinking about Nie Xiaofan, who was a poor student and was able to take out the money in a short time, she couldn't help but associate Nie Xiaofan with the recruitment male PR revelation posted on the pillar nearby, at this moment the charter lady blamed herself in her heart, she shouldn't urge Nie Xiaofan to pay the rent, so that Nie Xiaofan didn't have to go to the sea.
Nie Xiaofan looked at the gloomy appearance of the charter wife, and didn't know whether to cry or laugh, just met Zhao Yan'er today, but he didn't expect that even the charter wife was like this! How can he explain it? In the end, Nie Xiaofan explained to the charter woman for about half an hour, and only then did the sentimental charter woman convince him of what he said, and Nie Xiaofan returned to the apartment to refine the five-color flowers.
Nie Xiaofan borrowed the equipment from the school's utility room. Fortunately, he often chatted with the doorman in the guard room, and the content of the chat revolved, the female classmate in the school has the highest appearance, the female classmate has the deepest career line, and the female classmate has long legs and looks the best in stockings. Nie Xiaofan chatted with the doorman of the real room, and these equipment were also borrowed by Nie Xiaofan casually.
Test tubes, beakers, distillation flasks, Erlenmeyer flasks, funnels, alcohol lamps and various chemical instruments were grafted together, and Nie Xiaofan buried his head in these instruments, in order to extract the essence of the five-color flower, he also spent a lot of effort. When he finished grafting the chemical instrument, he let out a long breath and wiped the sweat from his forehead with a handkerchief.
He has a disheveled hair and deep dark circles under his eyes, like a mad scientist in a movie. In the Xianxia world, extracting the essence of the five-colored flower or a simple 'stripping spell' can solve it, but Nie Xiaofan is now a mortal, so he has to start from the basics.
The five-colored flower petals were sliced by Nie Xiaofan and placed in the flask, the low alcohol lamp flame was in full bloom, and the five-colored petals were tumbling in the flask. Tick tock, time passed minute by minute, the liquid in the catheter was constantly flowing, Nie Xiaofan reined in his mind, he wanted to make sure that each step of extracting the essence of the five-color flower could not be a little wrong!
"It's finally done!" Nie Xiaofan's tense nerves were finally able to relax, after all, his brainchild was finally baked, in front of him was a bowl of boiled sauerkraut instant noodles, Nie Xiaofan couldn't wait to pick up the chopsticks and devoured them. In the seemingly tense link of refining five-color flowers, Nie Xiaofan is actually leisurely instant noodles! He also knew that his painting style was obviously wrong.
However, Nie Xiaofan eats instant noodles and refines five-color flowers, and he also has his reasons, because this set of refining equipment has been tried and tested by him, and under normal circumstances, only the petals of five-color flowers need to be heated, and this set of equipment will be automatically separated and extracted, which can be said to be once and for all. And Nie Xiaofan eats cup noodles to pad his stomach, if he takes the essence of this five-color flower on an empty stomach, he will vomit more than once.