"Let's get married now~" No. 1 shouted loudly, and now, as long as anyone can hear this half of the street, their eyes are cast. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 ｉｎfo

It's not that I don't want to get married, but I'm really angry with what I've done recently. I stopped, and when No. 1 saw me stop, he immediately got out of the car and trotted all the way to me, with a smile on his face, and no matter how fat he was, his eyes were almost out of sight: "Zhenzhen... ”

"Wait!" I stopped him from continuing: "It's okay to get married, promise me a few things." ”

"You say, you say." Number One was very happy.

So I put forward the condition: "I still have to work after I get married, you are not allowed to care about what I do, and you are not allowed to smash my job again!" ”

Number One turned into an embarrassed expression: "But I... I can raise you. If you really want to work, I'll open a company immediately, and you can do whatever you like. ”

"I don't want it, my job is mine, I have to have the ability to eat." It's because I've been working, so I can still make a living now, otherwise I would have to rely on my parents to support me.

"You're worried about the marriage failing again, aren't you? I've said it all. No. 1 pursed his mouth, fat, white and pink, like a large doll: "If I divorce you, all my property will be divided into half of you, and this money is enough for you to wrap ten or eight little white faces, do you think I will divorce you?" ”

"You won't divorce me, but you can force me to leave." I have learned that if a man wants to divorce, he will use any means: "Do you agree or not?" ”

"Okay, I promise, as long as you're happy." No. 1 is like a thirty-year-old who has been urged to marry by his family and is anxious to get married.

"Okay, from now on, you are not allowed to smash my job again, how many times?" I kept going.

"Where to go, I'll send you!" Number One grabbed me.

"Go find a job!" I looked at the Porsche parked next to me: "You are not allowed to come with me, if people see this car, I won't even be able to find a job." ”

Is it enough to hire a person with a Porsche in a Porsche? The answer can be imagined with your eyes closed.

"After the honeymoon, you can go and find a job again, otherwise how can you travel the world?" Number One pleaded, the words simply too tempting.

"No, I'll go find a job first, who knows if you lied to me. Look at your performance, behave well, and get married in half a year. "I'm hard-hearted, these aliens are originally capable, No. 1 smashed my work is like smashing, if you don't want to be led by his nose, you must be independent, otherwise no one can say for sure what your future life will be.

"Half a year, no~" No. 1 shouted: "I can't wait, how old am I, I should get married, if I don't get married, I'm going to die!" ”

It seems to be saying this to me, No. 1 is twelve years younger than me, I am still a woman, no matter how young I look, it is time for a wilt.

"If you like to wait, if you want to die, die!" I got angry, shook off No. 1's hand, and continued walking.

This time No. 1 didn't follow, and I didn't look back. This is really a bit silly, No. 1 is so rich, he should turn back if he says anything, immediately hook the arm of the local tyrant, stick to him, and happily go to the Civil Affairs Bureau or the Immigration Bureau to get married.

It was not easy to find a job on this day, although there was a shortage of labor, but most of the restaurants wanted skilled workers, and I didn't have a health certificate to be a waiter, so I was not even qualified to wash dishes. I don't want to go to an unlicensed restaurant, this kind of place that is open for a while and closed for a while, and it is closed when the salary is not paid, and there is nowhere to ask for money. Another fast food restaurant nearby is well staffed, and I don't want to go too far away, otherwise the round-trip bus and the time spent on the road will not be worth it.

When I got home, it was almost dinner, and I leaned back on the couch tiredly.

My mother wiped her hands and entered the house: "Stop sitting, wash your hands and eat." ”

Eating this meal, my heart is in turmoil, and I have time to think about what kind of crazy No. 1 is smoking at this time. But how can I possibly know what aliens think, or think about work, how can I rob a money-making pit when migrant workers come back.

After eating and washing the dishes, I went online to look at the recruitment. At present, all companies are celebrating the Spring Festival, and it is very slim to get an interview opportunity as soon as possible.

The phone rang, I picked it up and listened, it was number four: "What's wrong with you guys?" ”

"What's wrong?" I'm in a bad mood.

"Mr. He was drunk again, I didn't dare to send him home, he was in the bureau hospital. He's crying and laughing, come and see him. "Four's words amused me.

"Is he in heat?" The fire came out of nowhere, and I hated being threatened and restrained: "Pestering me all day long, and smashing my job today, are you planning that I will drink the northwest wind and have to marry him?" When he wakes up and tells him, let him find someone else, don't pester the old woman, the more he does this, the less I will marry him. ”

After pinching it off, it turned off, what time was it, eleven o'clock was still noisy, and it was late, I turned off the computer, washed and slept.

It's not easy to find a job, for a forty-year-old woman like me. When I went to the restaurant, I said that I could try to do it first and wait until after the Spring Festival to get a health certificate, but when those people heard that I had a college degree, they all shook their heads.

"Our foremen here are all high school graduates, only twenty-seven or eighteen years old, and the oldest waiter here is thirty-two years old... Or you can try it at a better hotel. "The meaning is very simple, in fact, I am too old.

When I walked out, I heard someone behind me saying, "She's not the one to do this job... ”

At the beginning of another day, I looked in the mirror and saw that a man in his forties looked to be in his early thirties because of the work that he had not done before the separation. In addition, the original appearance is okay, and the figure is better than some women under the age of thirty. It seems that he is pampered, is it possible to be a waiter?

Okay, I took off my coat, went to the bathroom to remove all the makeup from my face, took a duck down jacket that was bloated after putting it on, and then clamped my hair with binary clips. At this point, it finally looks a bit like a down-and-out look. I went to get the cheapest bag, poured the stuff in, and went out.

As I was walking, wondering if I really wanted to be a cleaner, I stopped. Stopped in front of a roadside babysitting agency.

"Natives? You're too young, most people want to be in their forties, if you're too pretty, you know, there are too many juniors now, and women will be afraid. "There was a forty-year-old aunt sitting inside, looking me up and down. It's about three or four years older than me, but it looks like it's too different, and it seems that being young is sometimes not an advantage.

A few dark, short aunts sitting in front of the store waiting for their employers laughed, some of them knocking melon seeds, some knitting sweaters.

I asked, "But I'm forty years old, why don't I go back and wait another ten years, or get a few wrinkles on my face?" ”

"Forty?" The old aunt looked at me again: "I can't see it." What will be done? ”

"Cooking, clothes, cleaning." I looked back at the knitter at the door: "Knitting sweaters and scarves will too." ”

"Have you done it before?" The old aunt took out the registration book and seemed to think that I had really come to look for a job.

I said directly: "Do you need experience to cook rice?" Anyway, treat the other party as your own family, cook some meals that match your appetite, and be diligent with your hands and feet. I want to go to work immediately, the requirements are very simple, give money, and the other party is also an honest person. ”

"Well, okay, give me my ID card, and I'll register it." The old aunt was sure that I was here to look for a job, not to find an aunt.

Don't say how to be an aunt, eighteen yuan per hour, and now there is a shortage of labor, and the price is thirty yuan an hour, except for those at the door who either look really sorry for people, or are lazy bones gnawing melon seeds, almost all of them are hired. Another advantage is that the working hours are very casual, and there is a lot of free time after work, and most of the work is done at noon and evening meal time. I'll do it first, and when I get the interview notice, I'll go for the interview.

At this time, there was a commotion at the door, and the aunt sitting at the door asked, "Come to find a cook or clean up the room." ”

"I want her~" I rolled my eyes as soon as I heard the voice, it's number one!

When the old aunt heard this, she had a smile on her face: "Live-in or part-time worker?" ”

"Live-in." Number One walked up to me.

"A month's salary referral fee, if you live at home... The old aunt looked at me and estimated my value: "Food, shelter, four thousand and five per month, if you want to add it, you can discuss it yourself." ”

"Four thousand five!" One of them cried out, "Hire me, I'm only four thousand." ”

"I only need three thousand five." The other one was also called.

"Don't bother, do you want me to introduce you later?" The old aunt scolded, then laughed again, and asked the two of us for our opinions: "How is it?" ”

"Don't do it~" I walked out without looking back.

"Zhenzhen, don't go!" No. 1 followed: "100,000 a month, I'll give you 100,000!" ”

Suddenly there was silence, everyone stared, you heard it right, 100,000, 100,000, not 510,000, it's 100,000!

"Ah~, wait for me!" The old aunt had business acumen in the end, so she immediately followed, and trotted all the way to grab me: "Don't go, promise, I only charge 50,000, 30,000, or 20,000 for intermediary fees, okay?" ”

No. 1 was actually happy: "Convince her, I'll give 50,000!" ”

"50,000~" The old aunt's eyes were as wide as light bulbs, and she immediately said to me like a cannon: "Hurry up and agree, 100,000, 100,000, how many years do you have to work to earn it?" I asked him to pay in cash, for a month, to ensure that you would not lose money. ”

"Okay, no problem!" No. 1 promised: "If you don't need a check, go to the bank and get the money." ”

"Really!" The old aunt was ecstatic.

"If you don't know, don't make a fuss, I won't do it!" I tried to break free, but the left one and the right one grabbed me and wouldn't let me go.

"Zhenzhen, don't make trouble." One's words made me roll my eyes.

When the old aunt saw No. 1 also holding my arm, she seemed to understand something: "Oh, you just agreed." It's ugly, you're forty years old, what are you worried about, if someone gives me 100,000, it's worth sleeping for one night. ”

Furious, I yelled at me, "Are you running an intermediary company or a club?" Let it go, or I'll call the police! ”

was yelled at by me, and the old aunt's heart was empty, and I threw her hand away.

I walked forward angrily, and No. 1 was still dragging like an oil bottle: "Don't be angry, if it's too little, 150,000, don't say 150,000, my whole person is yours." ”

The old aunt shouted in the back: "I'm willing to go, why don't you think about me!" ”

What a mess, anyway, it's a little certain, my job is finished again, this time it's yellow before I can find it. It's impossible to go back, everyone knows that I'm a sky-high nanny, and I'm married, so I can't help but sneer, I can't afford to lose this face.

"Zhenzhen, Zhenzhen... Number One took my hand and shouted timidly and glutinously.

I stopped and yelled at him: "What the hell do you want to stop if I have to ask for food on the road?" ”

No. 1 pursed his mouth: "I just want you to marry me... ”

O heaven, O earth! What is this called!! Where have I been so courteous in my life, a man, still rich, crying and shouting for me to marry him.

"You lack money, I will give it to you, I only ask you to marry me." Number One explained: "I don't want you to work so hard, my wife should be with me and enjoy everything I give." ”

The idea is similar to that of Three, except that Three is looking for a machine that costs money.

"I'm not married, do you hear?" I'm almost tired of it.

"Whatever you want, I can give it to you. Anything goes, as long as you marry me. No. 1 was all eager: "House, car, money, diamonds, anything." ”

Why do you have to marry him, there are so many women outside, as long as they have these, they can be found at the age of eighteen or nineteen. Is Number One really crazy and blinded by lard? During this time, I lost several jobs, and No. 2 was sent to a distant place to shoot commercials, and No. 3 was forced to hire me again. And ordinary earthlings are even more blocked outside the range of mobile phones.

It's all about marrying me? That's too overbearing.

"I'm sorry." I try to calm down, and if anger is useful, the problems of the whole world can be solved. After thinking about it, I looked at No. 1's face, which was already very bloated, obese, and full of anticipation at this time: "You are the man that most women want to marry, but you are using the wrong way, I can't marry you." ”

No. 1 actually cried, and a big tear really fell, extremely sad: "Then why are you willing to marry me?" I really need you, I can't live without you. ”

This made me cry so much that my heart was messed up, how my life was full of tragic comedy. After eight years of hard work, he was disgusted and divorced. And now a rich man twelve years younger than me, because I refused to marry him, cried like a child.

What One said next can be said to have stunned me...

"I'm really going to die, if you don't marry me, I'm really going to die... Zhenzhen, please marry me... (To be continued.) )