I sat in the passenger seat of car number one, and I didn't come back to my senses for a while. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 info asked the expectant No. 1 halfway, "Will you really die?" ”

No. 1 nodded violently, no matter how fat he was, his neck was almost gone.

How is this possible ... But the universe is so big that there are no surprises. Even men and women can change as they want, let alone what No. 1 said.

"Actually, you don't have to look for me, you have so much money, you can find five or six caregivers. Or find a few nurses in the immigration office who can take good care of you. "I still don't understand why I have to ask my wife to serve.

"Nope." Number One said very seriously: "If it weren't for the care of someone I liked, I would be very ugly in the future." ”

"Then why do you like me?" I'm going to grab my hair.

Number One sniffed and said pitifully, "Because you're good, young, beautiful, and responsible, I assume it's you." ”

Ah~, I'm almost screaming.

"It's true, don't believe me to take you somewhere to prove that what I said is true." Number One started the car.

"Where are you taking me?" I was a little wary not to take me directly to his small villa in the city center, and then I would be married if I didn't become a husband and wife.

No. 1 drove the car: "Go to the immigration office, I'll let the deputy director tell you." ”

I finally understand why the males of Planet One have become an endangered species, and the current reproduction can only be done by asexual reproduction. Because the people of that planet, when they reach a certain time, will be deformed, women can not take care of them, while men need about 2~3 months, and some even take half a year, and they need to have a wife to take care of their food, drink, and Lazar. And at this time, men are like women suffering from postpartum depression, and they are metamorphosis depression, and they have to wait for their wives all the time.

This is undoubtedly the same as taking care of a high paraplegic patient, if the woman gets bored and no longer takes care of her husband, then the man will die very quickly. And the women of that planet don't need men, under the highly developed technology, they can meet all their needs, and they will not marry this man unless they really like this man.

The deputy director sat in his small high-tech position and proved that what One said was true: "The news just came that another one has died, and the number of men on this planet is only thirty-seven, which is already highly endangered. Going down, there are only women and no men in this population. ”

I smiled wryly: "So you help him and drive away all the competitors?" ”

"Yes." The deputy director did not hide and embellish at all, and said directly: "If I can, tie you up and send you to his house, and I will do it." No, you have to say yes. ”

He turned his head slightly and said to No. 1: "I told you a long time ago, I should have told her earlier, now I finally can't consume it, right?" How many days are left? ”

"Three days at most. I didn't expect it to come so soon, maybe it was the food hormones on Earth or something, which put me five years ahead of schedule. No. 1 wanted to cry without tears, and grabbed my hand: "Zhenzhen, please, marry me." ”

I want to cry: "Marrying you is to be your mother?" No wonder you're looking for an old one, it turns out that you're really your old mother. ”

"Marry me, without you, I would really die, can you bear to see me die?" After No. 1 finished speaking, his nose turned red again, and as soon as he became fat, his nose also swollen together, and now his nose is like garlic.

I turned my head to look at Four, looking for the last straw: "Can you make a female robot there?" ”

"No, what I like is you, I don't want machines. Zhenzhen, just marry me, take care of me for half a year at most, and I will give you whatever you want in the future, and I will definitely spoil you to the sky. Number One simply hugged me, sobbing and begging, "Otherwise, I'm really going to die." ”

Asked me how to trust men again, I stood there dumbfounded, muttering: "My ex said that if you live with me for the rest of your life, as long as he has a bowl of rice, he will share half a bowl with me, and now what?" ”

"No, don't, you're not going to let me die, are you?" Number One hugged me tightly and cried until that liver and intestines were broken.

What should I do, what should I do? I haven't felt for No. 1 at all, to be honest, my emotional intelligence was low, I opened my mind late, and after another failed marriage, it was difficult for me to feel it again. The only time I was emotional, it was also Five, but it was impossible for Number Five to come back while I was alive. For other men, I am more and more calm and rational.

No. 4 stood next to him silently for a long time before he spoke: "Didn't you say that saving a life is better than creating a seventh-level floating slaughter, so you can save it." ”

After the deputy director's two pink little paws rubbed each other, he made a decision: "I declare you as husband and wife now, if you want to watch him die, it's your business, I can only do this!" ”

"What?" I almost didn't jump, pushed No. 1 away, and yelled at the deputy director: "You said yes?" There are still laws on earth. ”

The deputy director said tepidly: "Other planets have different laws, you must know that the place where you are standing belongs to the jurisdiction of the Cosmic Immigration Bureau, which is like your embassy, and has more privileges, my words are orders, unless you can find the director." ”

"You~" I glared.

The deputy director looked at me with small black eyes, and at this time I didn't think the hamster was cute and cute at all: "There are all kinds of drugs here, and you should be able to configure a medicine similar to human hormones within three days, so that you can have love for half a year... That's a good idea, 91145, lock her up, now. ”

Four's body moved slightly, but he didn't move. The deputy director turned to look at Number Four: "91145, I order you to lock her up, you must obey." ”

Number Four's face changed, and his whole body trembled, as if he was struggling... I understand that obedience is the vocation of the Four, but the Four doesn't want to hurt me, that's why it's like this.

"No need!" I shook my head and walked to the door: "I don't need him, I'll go by myself, where is the cell?" ”

"Want to die?" The deputy director asked gloomily.

"Dead?" I sneered, walked back, crouched down and looked directly at the stinky hamster: "You know I'm not going to die, because I can't die." What will happen to my family if I die, and what will your cosmic superhero think? We also have a saying here, there is no impermeable wall in the world, no matter how well you hide it, he will know sooner or later, and he is the next director. ”

Five's time in the Black Hole penal colony was enough for him to become a ruler in the future.

"Are you threatening me?" The deputy director also seemed to be a little annoyed, and his mouth grew up, revealing two front teeth, and grinning with bared teeth.

"Each other, each other." I also glared at him: "It's really a good idea to die, you dare to inject me with drugs, just wait for me to die a miserable death, in order to make 3471 angry, I will do everything possible to die miserably." He will definitely take care of my family, not to mention that you dare to kill my whole family, then you just wait to get two generals. ”

"General Miares." Number Four said calmly.

The deputy director's mouth was closed, and his front teeth were closed, and it was obvious that the words definitely had an effect. One super rebellion is enough, and there is a second one, and the current super boss is still the fifth to get it.

A man in black next to him couldn't help laughing, and when he saw the deputy director looking at him sideways, he quickly explained: "I'm sorry, the smile is low." ”

"Let's go, where is the cell, lock me up!" I walked to the door, took two steps and stopped, and turned my head sideways to No. 4: "Hey, that 91145, I didn't hear what your chief said, lock me up." ”

Number Four walked over, but it was clear that he must have turned off the laughing function.

I took his hand and hooked it in the crook of my bent arm: "You'd better hook my arm, otherwise you'll lock me up." ”

Four's body was trembling, but unlike just now, his whole body was relaxed, even if the facial expression function was turned off, his body was still quite honest and laughing.

"No, don't!" When No. 1 saw that I was leaving, he immediately rushed over, snatched me over, hugged him in his bloated arms, and cried whining: "I don't want you to die, I know you have a very stubborn temper." It's me who is not good, I didn't believe you at first, if I could hold on until now, you would definitely like me and be willing to marry me. ”

"Don't cry~" My heart is all messed up again, it seems that I am a person who eats soft and does not eat hard, and I can't see a man crying at me.

Number One sobbed and choked: "It's me who is not good... YOU DON't WANT ... That's, that's it... ”

", you're going to die." The deputy director disagreed: "There are only thirty-seven men on your planet plus you, of which 18 have entered old age and cannot have offspring, 14 are still in their infancy, 2 are infertile, and if they go down, the men will become extinct." ”

"Extinction is extinction." Number One let go of me and wiped his nose fiercely with the back of his hand: "There will be a time when the universe will be destroyed. Anyway, I won't let you bully Zhenzhen, if you force her again, I'll die first! ”

I was stunned, and the corners of my mouth twitched: "You don't like me so much, do you?" ”

"Hmm~" Number One nodded, pursed his mouth, and nodded violently. Then he threw himself into my arms, holding me in both hands, like a fat son who was slapping at me. The look on my face at that time, you can imagine.

"It's not just metamorphosis depression, it seems to be accompanied by estrus." Number Four was beside him, and his calm and profound words made the man in black laugh again.

"Zhenzhen, if you don't want me, I can only die. Even if you fall in love with me because of drugs, I won't accept it. Number One hugged me, regardless of the five or six bystanders around him, and began to cry again: "I really need you, please don't leave me... ”

Sigh, I sigh helplessly... It's not up to me to do what this is called. After thinking about it, I thought of a compromise solution, and reached out and patted No. 1 on the back: "Don't cry, don't cry." ”

"Uh-huh, I can't help it." Number One began to choke again: "When the time comes, I can't control myself. ”

"Well, don't cry." I had no choice but to say, "I'll take care of you, or don't get married first, and count me as if you hired me?" Didn't you say 150,000 a month, okay, I'll be your live-in nanny until you finish your transformation, okay? ”

"Yes, as long as we can keep him alive, we will do our best to meet all your requirements here." The deputy director was satisfied.

"Come on, I don't believe you!" I glared at the deputy director: "That's what I said last time, I haven't used your business card yet." ”

"Who told you not to, you can come over and ask for something." The deputy director also seemed to be a lot more relaxed: "The business card is pinched in your hand, you don't need to drop it, it will always be my heart disease." ”

No. 1 didn't agree, and shouted: "No, I don't want you to be my nanny, I want you to be my wife, wife." ”

I was annoyed and yelled at No. 1: "Why do you have to get married, do you know that as long as you don't get married, after completing the transformation, you can choose a lot of women outside." If you are happy to reward them with a few dollars, you will reward them with a few dollars, and there will be many obligations and responsibilities when you get married! ”

No. 1's mouth cracked open suddenly, and he cried loudly, looking like a sausage, so ugly: "Don't, I don't want other women, I only want you in this life, ah~ah~... ”

Where is this marrying a husband, it's just raising a son, I'm going crazy.

Number Four interjected again next to him: "If you believe that the other party is a wife, as long as the man survives, he will be loyal for the rest of his life." It's a pity that those women, even if they are old, are still unwilling. ”

The deputy director commanded Number Four: "91145, shut up!" ”

Then he reassured me: "No problem, anyway, as long as he survives, the rest of the matter will be discussed by yourself." I think you're going to be responsible for it to the end, I don't think I'm going to look away, 3471 isn't going to look away. ”

"Don't come to this set, hit it, and stroke it a few times." I was angry: "It's me who is the nanny, not you." ”

At this time, the deputy director reverted to a suave aristocratic temperament: "Believe me, if you can persevere, you will be rewarded quite handsomely." ”

"I don't need anything in return, I just want you aliens not to bother me!" I choked at the number one who was still sobbing next to me, and Number Four went over and patted him on the shoulder to comfort him: "I'm going home, isn't there three days left, I have to arrange everything to be a live-in nanny 24 hours a day, right?" ”

"I don't want you to be a babysitter... Before No. 1 could finish speaking, he was interrupted by the deputy director.

The deputy director said leisurely: "Take your time, don't worry, someone has taken care of you, isn't it good?" Don't stick to the form. Immediately prepare 150,000 cash and send her back first, 91145, you stay. And you, endangered man, stay, there are some things I have to say to you. ”

So two men in black sent me out, and before I got into the car, a black suitcase was brought by another man in black. (To be continued.) )