Sitting on the sofa, I finally understood what it means to be with you. The pen %fun %Pavilion www.biquge.info No. 1 is like a big bear, and it is still very dependent on me. Forgive him, I had no choice but to let him hook my arm and rest his head on my shoulder.

"Attention, it's all the things we can think of, it's listed above." Number Four handed me a folder.

I took it, put it on my lap, and opened it to see that there were about three or four sheets of A4 paper, printed in small four-point font.

"Ordering, laundry, cleaning, property maintenance, whatever it is, phone calls..." I looked up at Four.

Number Four replied, "Let our experts answer you." ”

A man in black standing next to him spoke: "In order to protect the few rare races, as long as you encounter anything, you can call here, and the immigration bureau will fully support you." ”

The corners of my mouth twitched, "Then what do you want me to do?" ”

The man in black replied: "Our service scope is at most below the second floor, and we can't come up here unless there is a fire." During the period of transformation, there will be a strong sense of insecurity, and there will be no people who are not spouses in and out. ”

"I'm not a spouse, I'm a nanny." I correct.

"Okay, babysitter." The man in black looked at the deputy director, turned his gaze to me, and continued: "In the first stage, the hands and feet will disappear, retract into the torso, and all the hair on the whole body will disappear. The second stage, the maturity period, is about two to three months according to the time on earth, and the longest time recorded is half a year. The third stage is pupae, and the fourth and final stage is to break out of the cocoon, and the time is very fast, about a day. So the intermediate cycle is very long, but when it comes to the third stage, it only takes one day to complete. ”

I turned my head to look at No. 1 and looked up and down: "You will end up spinning silk, like a silkworm baby?" ”

"It's not spinning, it's just a pupae." No. 1 said pitifully: "Zhenzhen, you must accompany me, if you give up halfway, I will become ugly." ”

"That's right." The expert confirmed this statement: "Just as the human fetus will become deformed if it is stimulated or affected by the outside world, if there is any change in between, it will lead to irreversible consequences." ”

I was stunned and said in a half-loud voice: "It's not that you are very technologically advanced, it's a big deal to give him plastic surgery." ”

"I don't want plastic surgery, I'm ineffective against anesthetics." Number One shouted.

The expert looked at me: "Any anesthetic is not effective for them, as long as he can endure the pain, he can have plastic surgery." ”

"I'm afraid it hurts!" No. 1 hugged my whole body at once: "I don't want plastic surgery, I will become very good-looking, Zhenzhen will definitely like me." ”

I rolled my eyes, I like a ghost, now No. 1 is a big fat dun, with two black eye circles, as fat as a panda.

Continue with the instructions: "All food is crushed into minced pieces by a grinder. I looked up at the expert again.

The expert replied: "By then he will have his teeth falling out and will have to eat pureed food." A long time ago, in the era of underdeveloped technology, their wives were chewed up and fed to their husbands. ”

"Amazing... I can only smile bitterly, should I be glad that technology is very advanced at present, and I don't have to chew food.

Here's a list of the types of foods you can eat, as well as recipes for about a week, so you can do it again every week and try not to get bored.

"All the food, as long as it's not enough, call and we'll leave it at the door, and you come out and get it. You have to try not to leave him, he will have a bowel movement every hour or two and eat every hour or two. If you don't eat much each time, try to synchronize his bowel movements with meals, so that when he finishes defecation, you feed him. ”

"So he's going to be okay almost every hour?" I'm going to cover my forehead.

"At first, he may not be able to control it, but after a while, he will be able to grasp the pattern himself." What the experts say doesn't give me much hope. In other words, I will serve this great treasure 24 hours a day.

"And what about me taking a shower and going to the toilet, and I can't leave him?" I asked, there is a toilet on this floor, and this toilet is 15 square meters in size.

"Uh-huh~" Number One nodded violently.

"No, do you need to prepare a toilet to put here?" I almost didn't jump.

"But I'm going to be worried if you're not here." Number One sniffed, squeezing the pig's gut.

The expert thought for a moment: "You can leave the door open, go to the toilet or take a shower, and talk to him to let him know that you are there." ”

I'm going crazy when I hear it, and the door is still open...

Number Four immediately explained: "It doesn't matter if the door is open, he won't be able to move then, and he won't come over to peek at you." ”

What is this called? I want to cry without tears, why can't I like others if it's me?

Read on: "Try to wipe your body once a day, massage every six hours, talk and chat often." I can't watch TV, but I can listen to... ”

I could only sigh: "It's almost like confinement, but it's still troublesome." ”

The specialist walked over to the TV set in front of the bed and turned it on with the remote control: "There are more than a hundred channels here, and there are thousands of movies on the Internet. There are also tens of thousands of pieces of music, both classical and pop. If you want to see anything, just give us a call and we'll get you there. ”

I like this, at least I can use it to pass the time for the rest of my boredom.

The expert also seems to understand the habits of earthlings: "But you can't watch TV and listen to music every day. It is still necessary to chat with him often, encourage and comfort him, avoid him from being pessimistic and negative, and eliminate his sense of crisis. Finally, I hope you can help him through this difficult time with patience. ”

With so many requests, I don't think it's easy to do. After all, I haven't worked as a nurse, which is really similar to taking care of a high-level paralyzed patient.

I saw clean sheets on the bed: "Shouldn't I put a waterproof mat on it?" Can I use adult diapers? ”

"This is not good, it must be breathable, otherwise the epidermis he touches may become inflamed and ulcerated because it is not breathable." The expert also sighed: "Now the conditions are quite good, in the ancient times of their planet, when women needed to constantly move men to dry soil, chew food and feed them, and try to comfort them. ”

And now there are a lot of clean sheets, and a shredder, and you can watch TV and listen to music, and the treatment is indeed much better. I smiled wryly: "No wonder it's about to go extinct." ”

"So be it." The small chair that the deputy chief was sitting in slowly flew into the air and said to me, "If you need anything, just call." ”

"Okay, thanks." I reluctantly responded.

The deputy director said to No. 1 again: "That's all I can do, good luck." ”

"Thank you!" Number one, thanks.

"Then let's leave, there will be someone at the door to ensure your safety, and you will only come in if necessary. No need to send it! The deputy director's chair turned around and flew out the door, and a man in black followed him out.

The door closed, leaving me and One, and it was unusually quiet.

After a while, No. 1, who snuggled up to me, asked timidly, "Zhenzhen, you won't leave me, will you?" ”

"Without you, aren't you just dead?" I asked rhetorically.

"Uh-huh." No. 1's bloated body trembled slightly: "Don't let me die, I like you, I believe you won't let me die, and you will accompany me to the end, right?" ”

Number One is so dependent on me, can I really leave him alone? Well, let's think of it as raising rare animals.

Be comforted, encouraged... After I hesitated, I stretched out my hand and touched the head that was leaning on my shoulder: "Yes, I will definitely accompany you to the end, don't worry." ”

"Zhenzhen, you're so nice, I know I can't be wrong." No. 1's body no longer trembled, and he should have smiled reassuringly.

It was already noon at this time, and he let go of me and stood up... I glared as he began to undress.

After taking off his coat, he took off his sweater again... "Slow, slow, what are you doing?" I quickly screamed.

Number One looked at his shirt: "Take off your clothes, I'm about to get on the bed." ”

"This~" It wasn't my turn to protest, and Number One took off his shirt as well. I also have to turn my head to the other side, there is no fragrant scene at this time, although the skin of No. 1 is quite white, but the whole body is fat, looking at a person who is only about 1.72 meters tall, weighs more than 200 pounds, and the meat is still soft and fluttering, it must not be linked to any beauty.

After a while, No. 1's voice came from the bed: "Zhenzhen, okay, I'm lying on the bed." ”

"Lie down, what's the point?" I didn't say it angrily.

"I forgot to tell you, I can't turn on the air conditioner, after a while, my hands and feet will be gone, if I feel cold, you have to help me cover the quilt." Voice No. 1 was begging me.

"Okay, okay, you can lie down with confidence." I looked, and Number One was lying on the bed, and he was prone and covered himself with the quilt.

I stood up and walked around the room to see how much I could use in this room.

After turning around, I saw a medical bedpan next to the bed, so I picked it up: "This is to help you catch and urine?" ”

"Yes, but at first, I probably didn't know that I would be convenient, so it will be hard for you then." No. 1 said, "Zhenzhen, you can get some food yourself, or call to order, I don't have to eat now." ”

Since the treatment is so good, I don't bother to cook food, there is a double-door king-size refrigerator with all kinds of food and ingredients. I chose a pizza, put it in the microwave next to it, and I took it to the couch across from the bed and started eating.

No. 1 said again: "Zhenzhen, I feel like I've changed again, but fortunately you came early... It's about night, and you need to make your bed. ”

The first stage is that the hands and feet will disappear, retract into the torso, and all the hair on the body will disappear... I imagined what it would look like, just a big bug. I hope it doesn't scare me, but if it's too scary, I'll have to work with my eyes closed until I'm used to it.

So I ate pizza and continued to comfort: "Don't worry, since I'm here, I won't leave, and besides, 150,000 yuan a month, 5,000 yuan a day, whatever I say will last to the end." ”

"Hehe." No. 1 smiled, lay on the bed, and after a while with a little apology: "Zhenzhen, in fact, you didn't come just for 150,000, because you can get it from other men." Your heart is really good, but you can only know after you have a deep understanding that although you need money, you will not sell yourself for money. I was wrong and I shouldn't have done that, but I was really anxious and didn't know what to tell you. If I had begged you at the beginning, there wouldn't have been so many things. ”

My heart flickered, and I smiled: "Just your sweet mouth, lie down, who comforts whom." ”

Number One laughed, then lay down on the bed and stopped talking.

After eating, I was a little sleepy, I didn't sleep well the day before yesterday, I played with Lele yesterday for a day, and I ran over early this morning, of course, sleepy. It was quiet, so before I knew it, I was asleep on the couch.

"Zhenzhen, Zhenzhen... In a daze, I heard Number One calling me.

"Hmm~" I woke up. At this time, the sun outside has set in the west, and at the beginning of spring, the night is still quite early. I guess it's about half-past four.

"What's the matter?" I stood up and walked over to the bed.

"Zhenzhen, slow down... I must be looking ugly now, you have to be mentally prepared. "Number One hid under the covers and couldn't see his head.

I stood on the edge of the bed, sat down, sat on the edge of the bed and asked, "How ugly?" ”

"Uh-huh, uh-huh..." No. 1 cautiously asked, "Have you ever raised a silkworm baby?" ”

"Silkworm baby?" I thought for a moment: "No, but I've seen it." Silkworm babies want to eat mulberry leaves, where is there a mulberry tree here, to go to a far place to ask for mulberry leaves, ask others to ask. Either spend money to buy it, ten mulberry leaves cost a dime, and a dime can buy two pieces of bubble gum. It's too expensive to raise, so I haven't raised it. ”

"Then do you dare to touch the silkworm baby? Or a caterpillar ... Number One asked, hiding under the covers.

"Silkworm babies and caterpillars are two kinds of feelings, okay?" I couldn't laugh or cry: "Caterpillars are pests, silkworm babies can spin silk, and silk cloth can make many beautiful clothes." What the hell have become of you, a caterpillar or a baby silkworm? ”

"Uh-huh, uh-huh..." No. 1 seemed to be thinking, "The caterpillar is covered in hair, then I should be a silkworm baby." ”

Silkworm... Well, I laughed.

"Then let me see, the ugly daughter-in-law always wants to see her in-laws." I stood up and prepared to remove the quilt.

"Slow down, wait, you just think about the ugliness first, I'm afraid that after you see me, you don't want me." No. 1 moved slightly in the quilt, looking at the arched area, it seemed that there was no decrease.

"Okay, I'll think about it first, and think about it."

"Think about it for at least five minutes, no, ten minutes ... It's still five minutes, or I'll be waiting a lot. "No. 1's words are like a baby, as for whether it is a silkworm baby, I can't see it. (To be continued.) )