Silkworm? I want to laugh, but it's not funny, what would it look like if a person had no hands or feet, only a torso? It's enough to make a horror movie. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ

"How ugly is it?" I sat on the edge of the bed, my fingers trying to touch the quilt lightly.

"It's ugly anyway, it's ugly... No. 1 can only make me have no standards.

I thought about it and asked, "Is there a shell?" ”

“。。。 No, I'm not an arthropod. Number One replied.

"It's good if you don't have a shell, I'm afraid of cockroaches. The hairless worm is similar to the rice worm, and the rice has been put for a long time, and one or two will appear when the rice is washed, so I am used to it. I comforted No. 1, which was also the truth: "Then I open the quilt, just open it a little bit, otherwise you will always be in it, how can you breathe." ”

"Well, okay, just open it up a little, a little." Number One demanded.

I took a deep breath and quickly went through all the scary big bugs in science fiction and horror movies, and I felt sure that even if it was a miniature version of a fanged earthworm exposed, I shouldn't be afraid. The big bugs I saw at the immigration bureau before can make people unforgettable, and the soft bugs that I see later either have psychological shadows or are resistant.

The quilt slowly lifted a corner, revealing a white thing with two tentacles growing on the top of its head. It's straight, it doesn't have a neck, and in front of it is a forehead with bulging tentacles, and in front of it are a pair of big eyes. The nose has flattened and there are only two vents.

No wonder No. 1 has to lie on his stomach, it turns out that sleeping like this can expose his eyes in front.

I glared at the big white worm and said, "Isn't it ugly?" "In the big eyes, tears are shaking, and I look so sad, so cartoonish.

"It's fun~" I feel like it's similar to the long-legged evergreen worms sold in the store, but it's white and it's still alive.

"Really, you're not afraid?" Number One asked happily.

"Hehe, it's much better than I expected, how did the eyes get so big?" I blinked at the big watery, dark eyes.

No. 1 was happy: "It's going to get bigger, as long as Zhenzhen isn't afraid." ”

I opened it again, and the whole of No. 1 was a whole one, and sure enough, the hand was gone, leaving only the shriveled skin, which had hardened at the roots.

Touching the root of his fingers, Number One giggled, "Don't, it's itchy." The skin will fall off, and you can hold it to make gloves then. ”

"No, I don't want to make gloves." I asked curiously, "Why do you have metamorphosis when you look like a human?" ”

"Actually, we are very different from human beings, except that after we are born, we can have a chance to change according to the local environment. I heard that among human women, there are more responsible and good-hearted women, so I became a human and lived on the earth. No. 1 seemed to tremble, and his bulging body swayed like jelly: "Zhenzhen help me cover it, I'm so cold." ”

There is no air conditioning here, and the temperature in early spring is very low, so I helped No. 1 cover the quilt. Seeing that there was still hair on top of him, he helped him gently stroke it with his hands.

Number One actually narrowed his eyes in enjoyment and purred slightly. Since he likes it, I continue to touch his head, the flesh is bulging and smooth, and the pair of short tentacles like sea cucumbers are also touched, and it feels very good.

Then I heard a "poof", as if it came from behind.

"What sound?" I looked back: "Fart? ”

"No, it's not..." No. 1 pouted, at this time his mouth became a slit, and it was still quite cute when he was deflated: "Zhenzhen, don't blame me, I haven't gotten used to this body yet, I don't know when it will... ”

"Did you pee?" I sighed.

"Yes, pulled..." Number One's two big eyes looked at me cautiously, for fear that I would be angry.

"Okay." I stood up, went to the bed sheet next to me to get one, and walked to the bed: "It's time to change the bed sheet anyway, which is just right." ”

"I'm afraid of the cold." Number One lies there.

"What then?" I'm in trouble too.

"Why don't you pull up the sheets from the side, put on the new sheets, and then wipe them off for me, and then I'll roll over and you cover me with the clean quilt next to me. Then the dirty sheets are removed and the new sheets are laid out. "Number One taught me.

"Well, then you wait, I'll pour the water." I walked to the door of the toilet and saw a hundred new towels piled up there, so I picked one up and walked inside.

I heard No. 1 shouting outside: "Zhenzhen, Zhenzhen, don't leave me." ”

"Oh, pour water for you, don't you want to wipe it? Wait a little longer ... "There was a stack of about a dozen plastic basins in the bathroom, and it was very well prepared.

If No. 1 is afraid of the cold, he touched the skin just now, it is very delicate, and it should be very fragile, so just warm water, just like Lele took a bath when he was a child, and he needs a little water that is not hot. There is a water heater and a hot water switch in the sink.

"Zhenzhen~" No. 1 called outside again.

The water has just begun to be released, how can it be so fast, I can only shout: "Wait, the water is only a little bit, okay, a little more, you count to five, I can come." ”

"Five, are you alright?" Number One asked eagerly.

I rolled my eyes: "Dude, it's good to count one to five!" ”

One counted from one to five at a blistering speed, in less than two seconds: "Okay?" ”

Well, the water should be enough anyway, I threw the towel into the basin and came out: "Okay, my little ancestor." ”

Put the basin on the ground, and according to what No. 1 just said, first pull up the sheets from one side, and actually spread three layers of sheets. After rolling it up slightly, the new sheet is laid on the side. Then I went to the other half of the bed, and there were about a dozen new quilts in the corner that had been covered, so I took one.

When I lifted the quilt on the first foot, I almost vomited in nausea: "Well, what the hell did you eat?" ”

In the middle of the long barrel, there was a pool of semi-solid yellow-green, which stinked so badly that a little white smoke was slowly emitting.

"I, I started eating the things on the recipe two days ago, otherwise it would have become like this, and I might not be able to pull it out... After two days, when I know what signals my body will send when I have a bowel movement, I can tell you to take the potty and pull it in the potty... Zhenzhen, I'm sorry... No. 1's cowardly voice made my heart soften for a while. He is still afraid that I will dislike him, and if I leave him, then he will surely die.

"Okay!" I looked at it: "Do you want to turn over, turn your body to the side, and I'll wipe it for you, and then you can turn over and put it on the new sheet." ”

Number One tried to flip his fat body, which had become a long strip, but it was obviously a little difficult, and he seemed to have no bones in his body now. When I saw it, I hurried to help him turn it over.

Oh my God, my stomach was a mess and it was sticky with stinky sticky stools. I quickly bent down and twisted the towel and turned it to the other end to help him wipe it up.

"Hehe, it's tickling." Number One laughed, his cracked mouth without a single tooth, and he looked like an oversized insect-shaped pillow.

After wiping it clean, I saw things that I shouldn't see, and compared it to my body... Well, it's a little small, like a child, it's pink, like he has two tentacles on the top of his head.

"It's time to turn around." I'm also married anyway, so I turned around with a cheeky face and threw the towel in the basin.

When he waited to look at No. 1 again, his body had turned over, and he was lying on the bed again, really like a rice worm, with two bulging tentacles on his head.

I helped him cover a clean new quilt, his body shrunk slightly, and I helped him cover it, only the front half of his head was exposed.

The disgusting old sheets were cleaned up, but what was pulled out still seeped under the three layers of sheets. No wonder it has to be paved with three layers, it is said that the skin of No. 1 is very delicate at this time, and the waterproof pad is not breathable, and it is only paved with three layers. Dirty sheets are lumped up and placed aside.

"I went and washed the towel and poured the water." I picked up the basin and went to the bathroom.

"Zhenzhen, don't wash it, just throw it in a garbage bag, they will take it and wash it." Number One is very dependent on me, and he really wants to be by his side all the time.

No wonder there is a big garbage can at the entrance, as big as the garbage can at the garbage station. In that case, I unceremoniously threw the towels and sheets all in.

At this point, my phone rang, and I picked it up. It was the original expert who came: "Oh, I forgot to tell you, there is a trash can at the door, you throw all the dirty sheets and towels into it, and we can use his excrement for experiments, it contains very rare substances, which is quite helpful for medical research." ”

"Got it, no wonder you don't want them to go extinct." This time alone, I was tired of tossing, and of course I didn't have a good answer. Suddenly he thought of something, walked around the room, and looked around: "You don't have monitors in there, do you?" ”’

"No, of course not." The expert answers.

"I promise not." Number One shouted.

The expert was silent for a while: "How is he now?" ”

I looked at No. 1 lying on the bed: "What else can I do, I've become a big bug." Okay, hang up, I'll call if there's something. ”

I hung up the phone and saw that the phone was almost out of battery, so I took out the charger from my bag and went to find the socket.

"Zhenzhen, what are you doing?" Number One couldn't see me because he was lying on the bed.

"The phone is running out of battery, it's charging." I found an outlet, plugged it in, remembered something, and went to get a sheet.

"Zhenzhen, what are you doing?" Number One felt like I was shoving the folded sheets under him.

"In this way, if you pull it again, you don't have to change the sheets all the time, and you will catch a cold easily." I carefully flattened it, and Number one was still very cooperatively arching the body slightly.

No. 1 seemed to be very happy and moved: "Zhenzhen, you are so good to me." ”

In fact, it's all experience, previous experience with children. If you don't want to get tired, you have to use your brain more.

By the end of the day, I was already sweating profusely, so I walked over to the couch next to the bed and sat down.

I can finally rest for a while, and it is tiring to serve children, but what is more tiring than serving children is serving adults. Number 1 is more than ten times larger than a baby within three months.

As soon as I sat down, I heard No. 1 lying on the bed say timidly, "Zhenzhen... I am hungry... ”

Well, for 150,000 yuan a month, 5,000 yuan a day, I stood up: "Wait, I'll help you get it." ”

Flip through the folder and turn to the recipe page: "Which set meal would you like to eat?" ”

"Whatever."

I looked at the recipe: "There is no 'whatever' set menu, choose one from one to seven." ”

Number One thought for a moment: "Let's start with Number One." ”

"Let me see, 50 grams of carrots, 1 tomato, 1 cooked pork liver, 25 grams of raw beef... I read this and asked, skeptically, "Are you sure you eat this, and raw beef... In ancient times, did women also chew raw beef and feed it to men? ”

"Where do I get the cows there, they say it's good to eat this way, there is beef in the refrigerator, but it needs to be thawed and cut into small pieces and then broken."

In that case, let's do it. There is a microwave oven, the beef is taken out of the freezer, and they are also very thoughtful to divide the beef into small portions, each serving is twenty-five grams. In the end, there is money, even tomatoes, carrots and other vegetables are pollution-free vegetables, I have seen the trademark on this tomato, two tomatoes can be sold for 18 yuan, it is simply money. Next to the mixer, there is a package of prepared ingredients, oil, salt, sauce and vinegar have been prepared and divided into packages, and stickers are pasted on it with "Package 1 Seasoning" and "Package 2 Seasoning"...

As requested, thaw the beef in the microwave, cut it into small cubes, and throw in the beef, pork liver, and all the vegetables along with the ingredients. Turn on the mixer switch, "Woo woo woo~" The mixer makes a screeching sound when it is running.

When I poured the contents into the bowl, the level of disgust was about as bad as what I had just pulled out. It's all slimy and smells weird. I wouldn't eat this stuff anyway, red not red, black not black.

There were more than a dozen long-handled metal spoons next to me, so I took one and walked over to No. 1 with it: "Eat." ”

Number One has no hands, and I'm the only one to feed him. I went and got a towel, put it under No. 1's head, and then took a bowl in one hand and a spoon in the other, and began to feed No. 1.

"Come, open your mouth." I scooped half a scoop and pulled it over to the No. 1 mouthpiece.

Number One opened his mouth, and I shoved the spoon into his mouth, waiting for him to remove the contents of the spoon before taking it out.

His current position is really a bit inconvenient, and his mouth is too forward. I thought for a moment and put down the bowl: "Change places." ”

The position was changed, I sat directly on the floor in front of the bed, and began to feed with a smile, obviously the position was much more convenient: "Come, open your mouth, ah~"

No. 1, whose head was on the edge of the bed, opened his mouth and wrapped his mouth around the spoon. After the spoon was slowly taken out, he replied "let's chirp" as if he was having a good time.

"One more scoop." In fact, No. 1 is still quite cute at this time, much better than Lele when he was a child, and I sent another spoonful: "Hehe, it's so good." ”

After eating, I picked up a piece of gauze and gently wiped off the vegetable and meat puree on the corner of No. 1's mouth, the gauze was softer than a towel, but fortunately there was also preparation here. (To be continued.) )