"Let's da, da~" When No. 1 eats, because he has no teeth, he always smacks his mouth, and the appearance at this time is very interesting. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ

It's easy to feed, but the things you feed are a little disgusting, so you can't design some vegetable and meat paste that looks a little appetizing.

I only ate half a bowl of bowls, and No. 1 refused to eat any more: "I'm full." ”

"Eat more, that's all." I persuaded.

"You can't eat more, you'll vomit if you eat more." Number One explained, two large, seal-like eyes looking at me cautiously: "In the beginning, my stomach was small. ”

"Then eat smaller, more often." I stood up and went to put the bowl down.

One said behind him, "Pour it out, I have to eat fresh." It was poured into a container next to it, and they would collect it and use it to ferment it as fertilizer. ”

It's quite environmentally conscious, so I poured all the leftovers into the black bucket next to the entrance, this bucket is also quite interesting, the mouth is like a funnel, after the thing is poured in, it should be difficult to pour out, unless it is opened.

I heard No. 1 speak timidly again: "Zhenzhen... I seem to pull again. ”

My God, didn't you just pull it, why did you pull it again? I had no choice but to go over, carefully flip over the quilt, and sure enough, pull it again.

Luckily, he had just put the folded sheet under him, so he just had to take it away without changing the whole bed. Washed with warm water, put clean new sheets on the mat, and threw the dirty towels and sheets in the trash. At this point, I was already feeling very tired and had not eaten dinner yet.

"Zhenzhen, am I lying like this?" Number One was still lying sideways on the bed.

"Just lie down like this, the bed is wide enough anyway." I collapsed right on the couch, wanting to rest for a while and go to the fridge to find something to eat.

"Zhenzhen, can you give me a massage? I've been lying down all day, and I'm so uncomfortable. "No. 1 made another request.

I almost didn't get angry, and I'm so busy that I can't rest for a while. Holding back my breath, I replied weakly: "Can you wait a little longer, let me rest for a while." ”

Seeing that I was so tired, No. 1's big eyes drooped: "I'm sorry, I don't want you to be so tired... If you... Don't want me anymore, you can go. I don't blame you ... The more he talked, the more sad he became, and in the end, tears rolled in his eyes again.

Although tired, after all, people have a conscience. After sighing slightly, I stood up, walked to No. 1, and sat down on my side: "I didn't say I was going to leave you, don't cry." Well, help you with a massage, how to massage? ”

"You can do whatever you want." When No. 1 raised his eyes to look at me, he was really cute. It's really like a baby seal with tentacles all the time.

Whatever, then whatever. So I put my hand into the quilt, and No. 1 immediately trembled: "My hand is so cold." ”

"Born with a cold body. You wait! I went to the bathroom, turned on the hot water, washed my hands, and then went back and put my hand on the quilt again: "How are you now?" ”

"Well, it's much better." Number One smiled, his big eyes bent into a crescent shape.

The hairs on Skin No. 1 had fallen off, and the first time I cleaned up the sheets, it was all hair. So the skin is smooth, and you can't feel the bones when you pinch it.

"Where are your teeth and bones?" I gently pinched it and asked, "Didn't you see it when you were making the sheets just now." ”

"It's absorbed by the body, and then it grows back slowly." No. 1 seemed to be very comfortable to the touch, and the nostrils without a nose bridge made a "purr" sound similar to that of a puppy.

Pinch from head to ground and pinch slightly at the tail. Number One laughed: "It's itchy, it's itchy." ”

I also smiled and put down the quilt: "Okay! ”

Number One looked at me: "That... Belly... ”

Belly? I remembered the peanut-like thing: "If you don't pinch it, do you want me to massage it there?" ”

"Oh~" No. 1 was a little frustrated: "Then don't pinch it." ”

I'm so tired, it's already dark outside, I have to eat something, and I can't eat it. Before going to the refrigerator, there are instant meals in the refrigerator, mapo tofu, kung pao chicken or something, take out a random one, put it in the refrigerator, and turn it for three minutes.

"Ding", the rice is hot, I take it out, open it, and walk to the sofa while eating.

After sitting down, Number One asked, "Zhenzhen, am I too small there now?" ”

"What's too small?" I'm eating, I have to hurry, it's not that I have to have a bowel movement every hour or two at the beginning, don't eat halfway, and pull again. When I clean up that stinky, I won't be able to eat it anymore.

"There... You know ... ”

"Where?" I frowned slightly and ate it, and suddenly understood what it was, it was the peanuts, and I almost didn't burst out laughing.

"Uh-huh~" After swallowing the food in my mouth, I tried to hold back a laugh: "It's a little smaller." ”

"And how big do you want?" One is full of anticipation: "As long as I succeed in my transformation, I will be able to change my body a little." ”

"And how big can you become?" I laughed and shoved another mouthful of food into my mouth.

"Uh-huh... Not the standard of a good man on the planet, 180, 180, 18. No. 1 said very seriously: "I definitely have a house, and I will definitely be able to meet the standards in the future for the last two items." ”

That's 180m; 180cm;； 180mm, the house is more than 180 square meters, the height is more than 1.8 meters, and... There... 18 cm or more.

I only cracked my mouth and laughed, laughed for a while, and gasped: "Actually, the last two items are almost fine, of course it is best to be more than 1.8 meters tall, but, that, it's too big, it's not good." ”

"Mm-hmm, that's exactly 18." Number One paused: "Otherwise, it will be inconvenient to walk." ”

Now I laughed again.

After eating, I threw the box into another small trash can. It's not early, and I was able to take a little rest during the meal just now, so I can go wash and scrub now. I went in and opened my suitcase: "I'll take a shower, you lie down obediently, and you'll come over in a while." ”

"Will you leave the door open, then?" Number One asked.

I said that Number One is very dependent at the moment and can't move anyway, so I agreed: "Okay, the door is open." ”

Number One asked again, "Can you talk to me while you're in the shower?" ”

How do you talk in the shower? No. 1 was probably afraid that I would run away with the faucet on, so I thought for a moment, "Can I sing?" ”

Number One agreed: "Okay, try to hurry up, okay?" ”

"Okay, if you have time to talk about this, I've already finished taking a shower." I took the clothes I wanted to change into, walked into the bathroom, and as soon as I habitually held the doorknob in my hand, Number One called.

"Don't close the door!"

"Okay, don't close the door." I smiled wryly and opened the door. Once inside, undress as fast as you can and go to the shower.

"Zhenzhen, you didn't sing?" Number One was shouting outside.

My ancestors, for the first time in my life, I bathed with the door open to a man, and yet asked me to sing. Then sing it, so I took the shower gel and sang while applying it: "In the spring, there will be potpourri, and the long miles will be long and the miles will be in the waves... "What are you singing, but at that time, in addition to classic old songs, I really didn't have the face to sing anything else, could it be a love song? Even when I brush my teeth, I hum "Honghu Water Waves" in my nose.

After a hasty wash, I walked to the side of the bed in my thick winter pajamas and looked at No. 1 lying horizontally: "Forget it, I'll sleep on the sofa." ”

I went to get a quilt, anyway, there are enough quilts here, and as soon as I lay down, No. 1 spoke timidly: "Zhenzhen... ”

"Well, what's the matter?" I'm so tired, my eyelids are hanging down, I just want to sleep.

It was quiet in the room, and after a while, the voice of Number One came: "I'm hungry... ”

Ah~, I'm going crazy!

When I put the batter according to the recipe on Recipe 2 into No. 1's mouth, I wanted to run away. I really don't know how the women of the ancient times on this planet survived such a long time. There was no blender yet, no sheets and towels.

After feeding the last bite, No. 1 spoke: "Zhenzhen... ”

"Did you pull it?" My eyelids are almost hanging together.

No. 1 timidly said "um", and sure enough... This thing is simply a debt collector, either eating or pulling.

After I wiped the sheets and changed the sheets under my body, I didn't even know how the basin was brought into the bathroom and the dirty water was poured into the toilet. After finishing it, back to the bedside, Number One had closed his big eyes, probably asleep, and made a slight even snoring sound.

I was so tired that I lay on the couch, closed my eyes and fell asleep.

"Zhenzhen, Zhenzhen... One's voice.

"Huh?" I replied in a daze.

"Zhenzhen, I want to drink water." Number One said softly.

"Oh~" I stood up, squinted in my pajamas, and staggered to the water dispenser next to me to pour water. Those who have been mothers and have taken care of their own children know what it is like to get up at night in winter to soak milk powder or nurse children. What I did many years ago seems to be repeated again and again, and fortunately I have brought children before, otherwise when I was an unmarried little girl, I always slept until dawn, and I would not wake up from thunder and earthquakes.

Connecting the water with a bowl, I took a spoon and walked over in a daze, and I didn't care if it was cold on the ground, so I sat on the ground and fed it to No. 1 with a spoon. . .

"Zhenzhen..." Number One called me.

"Huh?" I woke up suddenly, sucked in the saliva that had dragged to the corner of my mouth, and realized that I had been holding the empty spoon for a long time, and the water in the spoon had been drunk by No. 1.

"Oh." I scooped another scoop and fed it to Number One.

After drinking it, Number One said, "I'm enough, thank you." ”

I looked at the water in the bowl and vaguely remembered to feed a few spoonfuls: "Let's drink some more." ”

"I'm going to pull again after drinking too much." No. 1 seemed to be a little heartbroken: "You can sleep more, I'll drink more water tomorrow." ”

"You better drink as much as you want, otherwise I'll be hungry and thirsty again, and I don't have to get up." I scooped up water again and gave it to Number One.

Number One drank about seven or eight more spoonfuls before he said, "Okay, I'm not thirsty." ”

"Oh~" I didn't bother to put the bowl back, so I just rested on the ground, climbed onto the sofa, covered the quilt on my body that was already a little cold, and lay down and fell asleep.

I don't know if the next one called me, but I slept to death anyway, and it was less than four hours before dawn. Early the next morning, I was woken up by Number One, saying that I had pulled again.

I woke up from a deep sleepiness, poured warm water, and helped Number One wipe his body.

After helping Number One turn sideways, I began to wipe the thick, smelly stuff on my stomach.

"Oh, it hurts..." Number One shouted.

My hand has always been very light, and when I looked at it, I frowned: "Why is it swollen?" ”

"It's swollen... It doesn't matter, I'll just dry it as much as I want, and when it's dry, I'll dry it. Number One said.

I thought about it and understood: "Did you pull it last night?" "The feces were covered for too long, which led to the reddening of the skin.

"Hmmm... I fell asleep and I can't remember... Number One said.

I seemed to understand something, and after helping No. 1 wipe it gently, I chose a slightly softer sheet, folded it and rubbed it a few times with my hand, and it felt a little warm, so I put it under No. 1's stomach.

After getting it done, I sat down next to One: "I'm sorry, I slept too deeply last night. ”

"No, it's not ... I didn't call you. No. 1's two tentacles drooped slightly: "I see you sleeping so soundly." ”

"Fool." I was really moved and angry, and stretched out my hand to touch the smooth head of No. 1: "You must call me in the future, what if it rots?" ”

"It's rotten ... When a eunuch... ”

One's words made me laugh, but I was more and more moved. In order to let me sleep a little longer, Number One endured the smell and discomfort until dawn. Touching this big bug with a conscience far more than my predecessor, I knew that my voice had also become softer: "You must call me in the future, I will wake up." It's not that I'll control my body more and more in the future, it's just that I'm tired some time ago. ”

"Uh-huh... Good... Zhenzhen was so nice to me. I love Zhenzhen the most, and I love my wife the most. Number One was very happy and enjoyed me touching his head, and as soon as my hand left, I said in a pleading tone: "Touch again, touch it." ”

I laughed, so I simply took a pillow, leaned against it, gently touched One's forehead with my hand, and gently pinched his two bulging little tentacles from time to time.

It's another busy day, and I'm going to be ready to eat soon, my own food. After eating, I touched my mouth with the back of my hand, and I had to continue to work, because my stomach and intestines were easy to excrete at this time, and I was eating semi-liquid food. It felt as if his intestines were about one through the bowels, and it wouldn't take long for what he ate to pull out. Soon after, I was hungry again, and I pulled it after eating.

By noon, I was so tired that I threw dirty towels and sheets into the trash can outside the door, and when I came in, I sat down on the sofa, so tired that my muscles were sore.

"Zhenzhen, hard work." One said softly: "The women of our planet, whose bodies are much better than you, will feel tired, don't talk about you." ”

Tired, really tired, but what I said was, "Okay, let me sit for a while." ”

No. 1 reminded: "Shouldn't you make a phone call and report safety?" Your plane should have landed. (To be continued.) )