Q: Where can I see female ghosts?

A desolate cemetery? A morgue in a hospital? Still is...... Beauty pageants?

Wrong! The correct answer is a haunted house.

Liu Guanzhang ran to the haunted house, not to find a female ghost, but to wait for a girl.

When Liu Guanzhang is mentioned, you will definitely think of the Three Ying Battles against Lu Bu, or the Taoyuan Three Alliances.

However, in this book, Liu Guanzhang is a person, surnamed Liu, and his name is Guan Zhang.

This is not a name with a thriving business and a lot of money, so much so that when he was a child, the orphanage almost made him eat yellow. Thanks to donations from all walks of life, the other children in the orphanage survived.

Liu Guanzhang is an orphan, and his name is also made up by the surnames of the three teachers in the orphanage.

When Liu Guanzhang was seven years old, the number of people in the orphanage did not increase, but consumption skyrocketed, and the money was spent like running water. The old dean was all taken into the car by the comrades of the Discipline Supervision Committee, and the teacher Guan who was in charge of Liu Guanzhang's class was clever, and he was a comrade of Ji Wei, "Wait!" Come, Liu Guanzhang, hurry! Give the leaders a show - eat! ”

After watching Liu Guanzhang roll up steamed buns and eat two chopsticks cakes with rice, Ji Wei's comrade held the old dean's hand and said apologetically: "I'm sorry, we wronged you." ”

Usually, when Liu Guanzhang eats, he can always feel the resentful and even sad gaze of the old dean behind him, but this time he can be a king of computing power, and he is full of eyebrows! A kind of refreshment after pretending to be forced to slap the face.

It is said that Ji Wei's comrade called the leader of the Finance and Prosperity Bureau at that time, "The situation in the orphanage is quite special! I vouch for it with my personality, the old dean is never greedy, according to that child's way of eating, it's a good thing that he doesn't put money in it! Take care of your finances, the new society, you can't let your children go hungry! ”

Of course, this is what Liu Guanzhang heard later, and he couldn't care about these at that time, in his eyes, no matter how big a leader is, in his eyes, no matter how cute the bun is.

The old dean was happy, and decided to improve his life impulsively, and made buns in the yard! And it's a meat bun! Liu Guanzhang, who has never eaten steamed buns, had bigger eyes than steamed buns when he ate them, but he didn't expect the legendary meat buns to be so delicious in the noodles! As a result, the old dean paid the price for his impulsiveness, and the teachers' salaries were only half of them that month.

The old dean retired early before he was sixty years old, and when he left, he took Liu Guanzhang's hand and choked up, child, why don't you eat Xiang!

The new dean was sent down from above, and when he saw Liu Guanzhang eating for the first time, he almost sat on the ground in fright, turned his head and asked the teacher next to him: He doesn't bite, right?

In the end, Liu Guanzhang's eating problem was solved by the new dean, and the 18-yuan buffet was very popular at that time, and the children were half price. The new dean took Liu Guanzhang to eat once, and in less than 20 minutes, the owner and the proprietress of the restaurant fought in the back, and the proprietress slapped the boss's mouth, scolding while fanning: Let you say that the children are half price!

The first time I went, I was fine, but basically the second time I went, I had to disguise myself. The third time I went again, and as soon as I entered the door, the boss knelt down with a pop: Brother, give me a way out!

Around the age of 12, the buffet industry was basically extinct in Shengyang City. The research department of many well-known buffet brands is puzzled, why can't their own brands be recruited to join in Shengyang?

Liu Guanzhang just entered adolescence and fell into confusion, according to his own amount of food, how much he had to contribute to the society in order to be worthy of those three meals a day.

Therefore, in those years, Liu Guanzhang was still quite face-saving.

Liu Guanzhang is 26 years old this year, and he has transformed from a rice bucket to a teaser, of course, as he grows older, part of his interest in food has also shifted to the opposite sex. The difference between a girl and a steamed bun is too great, so that Liu Guanzhang, who is used to dealing with steamed buns, has no good way to take a girl. 26, he looks dignified, but why is no one loved?

So, driven by hormones, he had a flash of inspiration and thought of this plan.

For this plan, he not only prepared flour and ketchup, but also spent a full eighty oceans to buy tickets. In the haunted house, when the black light was blind and no one was around, he began to take off the clothes on the plastic zombie behind the door as quickly as possible, put them on himself, and then slapped the flour on his face, wiped the ketchup, and then put the talisman on his head, and stood at the door to pretend to be a zombie. In order to be able to hug people when a single girl comes in.

"Ahh Help me! Let go! Don't ......"

"Add a WeChat and I'll let go of ......"

It's such a dialogue, the dark circles under the eyes of zombies don't need to be drawn, and after attacking two girls, there are dark circles under their eyes.

Ay...... Today's girls are really impetuous, don't they just want a WeChat, as for the fans?

The plan of waiting for the rabbit is said to be much more reliable than squatting on the wall and waiting for the red apricot, but I didn't expect that the little white rabbit had practiced boxing.

Strange to say, when I first came, there were not many people in the park, but there were no customers in this haunted house, and after the two girls who had practiced boxing passed, no one came. Liu Guanzhang took out his mobile phone and saw that it was almost four o'clock, the haunted house was about to get off work, eighty oceans, except for the clothes of a plastic zombie, there was nothing to be found, and the contact information of a girl was not coming, this transaction was a loss!

Damn, go back to the dormitory and shake WeChat!

Wipe the flour and ketchup off his face with a tissue dipped in mineral water, and take off the zombie's clothes. Look at the zombies who have been picked up by themselves, they can't be said to be funny, no matter what, they won't come next time anyway.

Exit the coffin-filled chamber and walk out along the cavernous corridor. The light is very dim, and the scenery looks like a cemetery, and a few green ghost fires emerge from the circle of graves from time to time, and with the sound effects of distant and near, it sets off a little terrifying atmosphere.

Liu Guan snorted, if this could scare him, there would be no need to pretend to be a zombie in a haunted house.

Turning a corner, listening to movement behind him, Liu Guanzhang smiled secretly in his heart, this is a peer, right? When I turned around the sound, I saw a female ghost in white rushing towards him with her hair covered her face, and she should be wearing a white robe, but it is estimated that the weather is too hot and there are few tourists, so the actor is lazy and takes it off. Just a white blood-stained t-shirt, and denim shorts. Without the white clothes mopping the floor, the terrifying atmosphere is immediately reduced to a notch, and only the long hair covering the face and the blood stains on the corners of the mouth support the scene, who do you want to scare with this ketchup?

However, this female ghost is in good shape.