Chapter 2: Seek the upper body of the ghost
"I'll tell you about it!" Liu Guanzhang turned around, hugged the female ghost, and hugged her into his arms. does not allow the other party to resist, just like a couple embracing each other, provoking problems in people's ears.
"What about you, you're playing a female ghost, not a banshee, and a female ghost can't be too beautiful, otherwise it won't be scary!"
The female ghost was very dissatisfied with the criticism of her professionalism by the kid in front of her, and raised her head in Liu Guanzhang's arms, parting the hair that covered her face to the side.
"The makeup on your face is very professional, which is commendable, but your figure is ...... It's really not suitable for playing a female ghost! Whether it's a curse or a midnight bell, have you ever seen a female ghost with such a good figure? Is it okay for female ghosts to be flat-chested 99%? You can't do this congenital condition, you can feel it later...... There's an E, right? Fear originally refers to a strong repressive feeling of fear and fear that people have when they are faced with a dangerous situation and try to get rid of it but are unable to do anything, but this figure of yours does not make me feel dangerous at all, but is eager to try and can't stop ......"
Liu Guanzhang's theory is correct, but the female ghost is very depressed, "Big brother, can we let go of the chatter?" β
"It's okay, I'm not tired." Liu Guanzhang said shamelessly.
The female ghost rolled her eyes: "It's almost, I'm too hot, take off my coat, understand each other, I'm also a female ghost, can I give a little face?" What do you think you're holding me all the time? β
"Ask the ghost to come up." Liu Guanzhang looked obscene.
Well, the female ghost met the pervert.
Now, the female ghost is considering whether to call someone.
However, as a female ghost, she was molested by the person she was scared of, and it was a shame to say it. So, the "female ghost" discussed with Liu Guanzhang: "Dude, it's almost okay, it's been so long and it's not cool enough?" β
"Hmm...... No, the ticket price is eighty! β
For good reason, the female ghost was speechless.
"Are you going to take my worth of the ticket back?"
Liu Guanzhang nodded shamelessly.
The female ghost is so angry in her heart, who is this? But the customer is God, after all, he is engaged in the service industry, and people always have to be polite when they buy tickets to come in, so the female ghost patiently explained: "Spread out, and then don't let go, the old lady will suck you to death with her big mouth!" β
A pervert who is not afraid of female ghosts, will he care about the threat of the girl in his arms? Liu Guanzhang was unmoved, and simply tilted his neck: "Come on, suck up my yang energy!" β
"Brother, I was wrong, little sister, I don't know Taishan, you have a lot of adults, let my little sister go once!"
Liu Guanzhang smiled, "Add a WeChat and I'll put it!" β
Liu Guanzhang, who has panda eyes, finally succeeded after failing twice and paying the price of two black-eyed blues. took out his mobile phone, opened WeChat, radar and friends, and scanned for a long time and didn't find each other. was stunned, the female ghost snatched Liu Guanzhang's mobile phone and glanced at him: "Do you see that I have a mobile phone?" What about the locker room, who knows if there is a signal, bring it! I'll add it to you. β
The female ghost took Liu Guanzhang's copycat machine, glanced at it, and asked, "Your birthday is November 11th?" β
"Lunar calendar." This birthday made Liu Guanzhang very embarrassed, "It's not Singles' Day." β
The female ghost flipped up and down, tinkered for a long time, looked up and asked Liu Guanzhang, "What are you doing with me?" β
Liu Guanzhang was a little twisted, "It's nothing more than going out to eat together, making a date, making a boyfriend and girlfriend, I haven't married you, everyone has infinite possibilities!" β
"Okay, don't say it, skip the intermediate process, I'm your girlfriend now, don't go, wait for me at the door, I'll change my clothes, take off my makeup and come."
Liu Guanzhang's eyes lit up, this girl is very unrestrained! Agreed so easily? This is really a sister Lin falling from the sky, these eighty flowers are not in vain!
A man who dares to be rude even to a female ghost is actually very secure......
Looking at the enchanting back of the female ghost, Liu Guanzhang was excited for a while, there is no endless road! Not only is there no endless road, but also pies are falling down - no, it's Sister Lin! Such a girl with a thin waist and long legs and a domineering chest was conquered by her own hug like this? The steamed buns have not been eaten in vain over the years, and the teasing is still very popular in the love market!
Passing through the bloody corpses and bypassing several obstructive coffins, Liu Guanzhang walked to the exit with a spring breeze on his face. Look at the time outside, it's already half past four in the afternoon, and I have been soaking in the haunted house for a day in order to wait for the rabbit!
Here comes the rabbit!
Little rabbit, open the door, hurry up, brother wants to come in!
In the haunted house just now, the lights are dim, and most of the cognition of the girl's figure still depends on the touch, but now with the sunset, you can see it clearly! In summer, even the most conservative girl will not wear too much, so those few clothes can't stop the impact of the girl's proud figure at all!
Liu Guanzhang swallowed his saliva, his thin waist and hips and long legs were still supportable, exuding the spirit of a king, making people have the urge to bow down.
Cropped pants, white socks travel shoes, and a simple light green T-shirt on the upper body, dressed very young and beautiful, but no matter how you look at it, you can interpret the sexy elements. This bumpy and convex, this exquisite curve, this long legs, this long flowing hair, Liu Guanzhang's blood is boiling, and he can't wait to die for it!
I wanted to be more natural, but I still looked obscene, and seeing the girl getting closer and closer, Liu Guanzhang greeted him and said softly: "It's okay if I wait a little longer, why are you in such a hurry?" I didn't even have time to take off my makeup. β
The girl pursed her lips, "It's done." β
"Unloadedβfinishedβ?" Liu Guanzhang's eyes widened, looking at the girl in front of him, except for wiping off the ketchup, this face seemed to be no different from when he played a female ghost in the haunted house before? How is this possible? Liu Guanzhang hugged the head of the female ghost, rubbed it on his face vigorously, couldn't hold his sleeve with his hand, and spat on it. What kind of cosmetics is this? I can't make it!
"Hey, hey, I'll rub my bald skin for a while, and I'll tell you I'm done." The female ghost glared at the dead fish.
Eldest sister, are you acting in your true colors in it? It's not easy for you to find a job that suits you so well, right? Does your boss value you in particular? It's not hard to understand that if I were the boss here, I would also treat you as the treasure of the town!
"You said you wanted me to be your girlfriend, do you want to regret it?" The female ghost is quiet.
"I think...... There's a misunderstanding here. Liu Guanzhang swallowed and foamed at the mouth to delay time, "You should still focus on your career, after all, with your looks, it is not easy to find such a suitable job......"
"Do you think I'm ugly?" The female ghost has a resentful face.
Conscience of heaven and earth! You're not ugly at all! You call it horror, okay!