Chapter Seventy-Four: Ice River Fishing
As soon as she got off the plane, Song Jiajia started to swing! The little face hurts, and the teeth are clucking!
Twenty degrees below zero, this is no joke! The three layers of warm clothes, cotton hats, and down jackets on the left have all lost their effect!
She hurriedly got into the car and whimpered, "It's so cold! I want to go home! ”
Look next to it, someone is smiling and gloating!
Song Jiajia looked at it and said, "Yang Liu, are you a bear?" Why don't you feel it? ”
Yang Liu grinned and said: "Those who practice martial arts, the cold and heat will not invade!" I'm ok, the air is fresh and life is beautiful wow......"
Song Jiajia said disdainfully: "If you don't brag, you can die!" ”
The hotel was as warm as spring, and Shen Xiuyun, the beautiful host who arrived first, held the ice cream in her hand and smiled when she ate it......
Song Jiajia shuddered: "Is this a popsicle or a xing/exhilaration?" How can you eat it? ”
Shen Xiuyun said with a smile: "It's cool, it's cool!" Would you like one? ”
Song Jiajia's face was full of fear, and she shook her head like a rattle.
Yang Liu said loudly: "I'm coming!" ”
He smacked and bitten, gnawed so hard that he couldn't stop complimenting: "Hey! It's delicious! The milky flavor is pure! ”
Shen Xiuyun said: "In less than three hours, you guys came really fast!" ”
Song Jiajia asked, "That's ...... I would like to ask, what kind of punishment will there be for the last place? ”
Shen Xiuyun said: "Punish for eating ice cream!" ”
Yang Liu interjected: "This is also called punishment? It's a reward! I thought I'd throw them into the river for a winter swim! ”
Song Jiajia glared and said, "You are ruthless!" ”
Not long after, the high-spirited Lu Yu and Nian Xiaozhen walked in, their joyful expressions instantly froze, and Lu Yu's face collapsed: "Brother Liu? That's impossible! How did you get the money? We're all fast enough! ”
Shen Xiuyun said: "Yang Liu didn't go all over the world to make money, let alone beg on the street, he went directly to the airport to ask for two air tickets!" ”
Lu Yu was shocked: "I'll go!" That's fine, too! Why didn't I even remember to pinch it? ”
Nian Xiaozhen said indignantly: "It's shameful to cheat!" ”
Shen Xiuyun said: "The program team believes that Yang Liu is not a violation, and the results are real and effective!" ”
Lu Yu glanced at them, and they had the urge to hit the wall!
Yang Liu shook Erlang's leg and pointed to his head......
The last to arrive, Zheng Zhongji and Lin Xinru, are more like being struck by lightning, especially when facing those hard ice creams......
After resting for a while and eating Chinese food, Shen Xiuyun announced: "It's time for the game, please get dressed and keep ......warm."
Song Jiajia asked miserably: "Outdoor games?" Can I stay in the house? ”
Shen Xiuyun smiled and said: "If you don't toss you miserably, where is the attention!" ”
For a while, there were screams and sorrows.
The program team took these stars to a frozen river in the suburbs and explained the task, that is, ice cave fishing! If you can't catch it, you can't eat dinner!
The weather is extremely dry and cold, but there are dozens of anglers far and near on the big river, holding short rods and sitting on small horses, enjoying themselves.
Lin Xinru looked at the people on the ice and couldn't help but worry: "Everyone stays on the river, will there be any danger?" ”
Shen Xiuyun said: "The ice is very thick and absolutely strong!" ”
In order to prove what she said, Lu Yu volunteered, took out an axe from the trunk, and slashed hard at her feet!
"Tuk!"
There was only a small white mark on the ice, but the axe flew into the sky!
Lu Yu hugged his head and said, "Oops! It's so hard! ”
Everyone hula and scattered in all directions, for fear of harming the pond fish!
Yang Liu didn't blink his eyes, caught the axe falling from the sky lightly, and complained: "Little comrade, there is a hand-cranked drill in the car, you can't see it?" Can this thing work? ”
His empty-handed performance is destined to become the most classic picture in the history of celebrity reality shows, and there is no one!
Lu Yu said embarrassedly: "Sao Rui! Saorui! ”
If you want to say who is the person who has been with him the longest since Yang Liu crossed, then Song Jiajia must be counted as one!
Song Da Beauty has seen this miracle many times, and this time she is still deeply shocked: "It's amazing!" Pick it up beautifully! If you fall and hit your head, you won't have to smash it into two hundred and five! ”
Yang Liu said: "That's not necessarily! Some people's IQ has no room to fall......"
Song Jiajia's apricot eyes widened: "Who are you talking about?" ”
Lu Yu sneered: "Fortunately, it's not my ......"
Yang Liu chose an open field in the middle of the river, and held an ice-breaking weapon, a half-man-high hand-cranked auger, and made a hole. If you want to do a good job, you must first sharpen your tools, and if you don't have the right equipment to open an ice cave, it will take a lot of work.
"Squeak!" "Squeak!"
With the bottom of his hand empty, the drill bit poked into the water, cleaned and tossed for a long time, and finally got a hole the size of a basin.
Song Jiajia probed and said, "Let's eat in a nest?" ”
Yang Liu said: "Wait a minute, the fish has already been scared away!" ”
In order to take care of the girls who are afraid of the cold, he also found an outdoor tent prepared in advance and set it up, his hands and feet were quick, fast and steady, and he seemed to be completely unaffected by the cold.
Subtly, Song Jiajia has become accustomed to being taken care of by him, and while being idle, she also makes teasing words.
Ice cave fishing, the choice of bait is particular, the program team issued shrimp powder, this thing is fishy, fragrant, thick, used to attract fish is better!
Nesting, baiting, and lowering the rod, the rest is a long wait, and fishing is the same as a game, which can best hone your temperament.
Yang Liu said: "Okay, silly sister, you squat in the tent, look at this fishing rod, lift it up if there is any movement, and I'll help others!" ”
Song Jiajia said: "Will there be water monsters in the river?" ”
Yang Liu said: "Uh, your imagination is too rich, right?" There are water monsters just in time to join our luxurious menu for the evening! ”
Song Jiajia said: "Then you hurry up!" ”
Yang Liu said: "Yes." ”
As soon as he went out, Zheng Zhongji next to him was sweating profusely and greeted: "Yang Liu, help me, this drill can't go down!" ”
Yang Liu said: "Put the direction with your left hand, try to be as vertical as possible, and press down and rotate with your right hand...... Yes, that's it! ”
In the distance, Lu Yu's group seemed to be in trouble, the drill was stuck in the ice, and it couldn't go down, and it couldn't be pulled, Yang Liu sighed and shouted: "Xiao Zhen! Pour it for him! Fall backwards, stupid to death......"
It seems that not everyone has the ability to comprehend, so he has to carry forward the humanitarian spirit and do it himself.
Jung Jong-ki couldn't help but praise: "Yang Liu is amazing! As if nothing could bother him! ”
Lin Xinru said: "Yes, why did I draw you in the first place?" ”
Jung Jong-ki was speechless and said, "Uh......"
Song Jiajia stared at the water, for a minute, ten minutes, there was no movement! She got impatient and got out of the tent and shouted, "Willow...... Come and see for a while...... I'll go out for a walk! ”
Yang Liu responded: "Come on......"
Neither of them thought that in the next second, something would happen that hurt a lot......
The tent is low, if Song Jiajia wants to go out, she must keep her head down, maybe the anti-slip effect of her shoes is not good, as soon as the soles of her feet slip, people will be planted!
Well, it was planted in the posture of American wrestling "flying shoulder"!
Then, the willow was tragic!
It happened suddenly, and he couldn't tell if it was an accident or a prank, but he didn't dodge, the ice was very hard, and if it hurt Song Jiajia's little face...... The consequences are unimaginable!
"Boom!
Two bumped together!
Song Jiajia got up in disgrace and found someone covering her crotch, lying on her stomach, and letting out a painful wail from her mouth......
"Huh? Willow, have you done anything? Where did you run into it? ”
Yang Liu raised his pale face and said tremblingly, "Silly eldest sister...... You...... Have you ever practiced Iron Head Gong? I'm usually nice to you, even if it makes you angry occasionally...... Also...... You don't have to destroy humanity and kill the killer, right? ”
Song Jiajia didn't seem to be fake when she saw his expression, maybe she really hurt him! She knelt down and asked with concern, "Touched your stomach?" Accidentally! It was a pure accident! If you want to deal with you, do you still have to take a wrestle with yourself? Come on, come on, I'll rub you ......"
Yang Liu hurriedly said: "Don't ...... You're making me gasp for breath! ”
Song Jiajia is very tough: "Sister doesn't treat you as an outsider, show me quickly!" ”
Saying that, he made a gesture to dig out his stomach!
Yang Liu grinned and pressed her arm and whispered, "Song Jiajia! You've got enough! You just bumped into ...... Hit...... There it is! Half of my life is gone! ”
Song Jiajia said stupidly: "Where? ”
Yang Liu said angrily: "The eunuch doesn't have it there!" ”
"Huh?"
Song Jiajia's cheeks were hot, and two red clouds flew up......
Next to him, Zheng Zhongji accidentally caught a carp the size of a palm, and was celebrating with Lu Yu, when he suddenly found a strange situation on Yangliu's side, and several people were stunned!
Lin Xinru was stunned: "It's already the New Year, is it too late to press the New Year's money?" ”
Nian Xiaozhen shook her head and said, "Uh, it looks like a husband and wife worshipping each other......"
Lu Yu said enviously: "Amazing! I just had an affair with others, Brother Liu is hungry, and no one will let it go......"
Zheng Zhongji said disdainfully: "Cattle! ”