Chapter Seventy-Three: Intelligence Determines Everything
Under the order of the program team, the six big stars met again in Beijing and continued to prepare for the filming of "Best Couple Show".
The five companions looked at Yang Liu, and their eyes were full of meaning.
Yang Liu was a little hairy: "Uh, there's something on my face?" ”
Nian Xiaozhen said: "Brother Liu, you don't have anything on your face, what do you have in your heart?" ”
Yang Liu said: "Well, what else can I have in my heart besides money?" ”
Nian Xiaozhen said: "Hee-hee, pretend!" Load! ”
Lu Yu said: "That's it, Brother Liu, you are honest!" Paper can't keep the fire! ”
Yang Liu said in a humble heart: "You guys are so strange! I don't even understand what I say! ”
Nian Xiaozhen said: "Sister Jiajia, you come!" ”
Song Jiajia cleared her throat, took out her mobile phone and read: "Today's headlines, Yang Liu sang affectionately, Ruoying burst into tears!" ”
Jung Jong-ki then read: "Late at night, I forgot to look at each other, and the suspected love affair was exposed! ”
Lin Xinru finally recited: "Look at what this word is written, I will wait for you for three years, and I will forget you if I expire...... Wow, it's romantic! ”
Uh, this nasty media, it's so pervasive!
Yang Liu sneered and said: "Why take it seriously if you help a friend perform? ”
Song Jiajia said: "No wonder I didn't put my sister in my eyes, it turned out that I had a goal early, a small sample, and I hid it quite strongly!" ”
Nian Xiaozhen said: "What's embarrassing? Men are unmarried, women are unmarried, it's right! ”
The dead pig is not afraid of boiling water, but he pretends to be dead and does not admit it.
Lin Xinru said deflatedly: "It's boring! ”
Zheng Zhongji also pouted: "I don't take responsibility!" ”
At this time, the beautiful host Shen Xiuyun walked in and said, "Everyone is here, it's just right, let's start working after a break!" ”
Yang Liu hurriedly interrupted: "Where are you going to throw us this time?" ”
Shen Xiuyun smiled weirdly: "It's a romantic city, very close to the grassland, and its name is Binghai." ”
Lu Yu was originally drinking water, but he sprayed directly when he heard the words!
Nian Xiaozhen frowned and said, "Why did you react so much?" Happy crazy? ”
Lu Yu coughed: "Ice Sea! Oh, my God! I want to kill myself! ”
Zheng Zhongji was curious: "Have you been there?" Isn't it fun? ”
Lu Yu said with a bitter face: "Brothers and sisters, you hurry up and pack your luggage, and if you don't have it, go buy it!" The average temperature in that place is twenty or thirty degrees, which is not something that ordinary people can bear! ”
Lin Xinru blinked and said with big eyes: "Twenty or thirty degrees? It's so happy, it's about the same as Uniasia! Don't worry, swimsuits are ready! ”
Lu Yu's face turned pale: "Sister...... It's minus twenty or thirty degrees...... It hurts to even put your hand out...... I've been there once, and I almost threw my ears there! ”
"Huh?" Everyone was stunned and looked at each other!
Song Jiajia muttered, "This is called Ice and Fire/Two Heavens, right?" ”
As one of the coldest cities in China, Binghai City is famous for its winter ice sculpture festival, Hara Lake winter fishing, and ice and snow music festival.
What the program team asked them to participate in was the "Ice and Snow Music Festival" held the day after tomorrow.
Since time is relatively tight, why not end it by plane? Where did the program team come from so kindly? They stipulated: pay for the road by yourself!
First: No out-of-pocket pockets!
Second: Don't ask for help from family and friends!
In other words, if they want to go, they can only rely on the support of the masses...... What's even more bizarre is that the amount of help from passers-by is not allowed to be greater than ten yuan......
There is no reward for arriving early, and there is a punishment for arriving late!
It's a pervert!
Lu Yu pulled Nian Xiaozhen and ran wildly all the way, panting.
Nian Xiaozhen said: "Hey, where are we going?" ”
Lu Yu said: "Where is the most crowded?" ”
Nian Xiaozhen said: "Uh, the mall! ”
Lu Yu said: "That's right! Let's go to the 'Suning Department Store' stall! I'll sing, you will dance, and it's a piece of cake to get together the ticket money! ”
Nian Xiaozhen said: "Yo ho, you're quite smart!" ”
Lu Yu said: "That's, you have to win Yangliu once!" We are like fools when we survive on a desert island! ”
Nian Xiaozhen said happily: "Yes, back in the city, who can be more popular than you!" ”
Lu Yu said: "Hey, hey! Low profile! ”
This little fresh meat, who has almost been on all the most popular columns, just appeared on the street and caused a sensation!
"Ahh That's Lu Yuhey! ”
"Male god! I love you! ”
"What are they doing?"
"Whatever it takes, chase!"
Those who take pictures, tailgating/following, and posting to Moments are all crazy!
When they arrived at the department store, thousands of people gathered within minutes!
Lu Yu was full of confidence, he held the loudspeaker and shouted: "Please be quiet, Xiaozhen and I are participating in the show, we are very miserable, there is no food, no money, woo woo woo ......"
Nian Xiaozhen continued: "Relying on parents at home and friends outside, today we borrow treasure land to earn travel expenses, those who have money hold a money field, and those who have no money hold a personal field!" ”
Lu Yu said: "Ten yuan!" Only ten dollars per person! Ten dollars can't buy a loss, ten dollars can't buy a fool, as long as ten dollars ......"
The audience is gathering more and more, and a large number of fans are killed!
"Xiaoyu is so pitiful!"
"I'll pay a hundred to take a picture!"
"I'll give a thousand for a hug!"
"I'm going to transfer money to warm the bed ......"
Lu Yu grinned, making money to buy air tickets, it's that simple!
The dynamic music suddenly sounded, Lu Yu danced and sang at the same time, and the scene instantly fell into crazy cheers!
Nian Xiaozhen shouted: "Come here to pay the money!" Ten dollars per person! Ay...... Looking for you ninety...... Take the money well...... Don't do so much, just ten dollars......"
If it weren't for the large number of security, I'm afraid she would have been scattered by the crowd a long time ago!
Compared with them, Jung Jong-ki and Lin Xinru are much more honest! These two children have started begging along the road!
"Help us! Is there ten dollars? ”
"That's right, it's so pitiful......"
Fortunately, the names of "Prince of Love Songs" and "Pure Jade Girl" are not covered, and it won't be long before they are surrounded by enthusiastic people, and they can't collect a lot of money...... said that it was only ten yuan, but many fans threw down fifty hundred without even frowning their eyebrows......
Zheng Zhongji made soy milk in his left hand and egg scones in his right hand, and sighed triumphantly: "Hey, your face is good-looking, it's so easy to ask for food!" ”
Lin Xinru said: "Uh, don't be narcissistic! Hurry! Finally, there is a punishment for those who go to the ice sea! ”
Zheng Zhongji said: "Haha, we are so fast, we will definitely win them!" ”
On the other side, Yang Liu looked at his mobile phone and said sarcastically: "Ho! A pair of performers, a pair of food, they are really not afraid of embarrassment! ”
Song Jiajia said angrily: "Smart man, what good idea have you come up with?" If we were the last one, it wouldn't be them! ”
Yang Liu grinned and said: "Look at the rules of the program team, you are not allowed to ask relatives and friends for help, and you are not allowed to pay out of your own pocket...... The amount of the audience seeking help is not allowed to exceed 10 yuan...... This is obviously a brain teaser! ”
Song Jiajia was stunned: "I'm stupid, can you explain it clearly?" ”
Yang Liu smiled: "You have been stupid for a day or two? ”
Song Jiajia said with a black face: "You owe a beating, aren't you?" ”
Yang Liu grinned and said, "Only people with brains smaller than soybeans will abuse violence......"
Song Jiajia turned a deaf ear: "I'll kill you!" ”
Yang Liu said to him: "Okay, okay, I say I will ...... The program team stipulates that you can ask for money to buy air tickets, but they don't say that you can't ask for air tickets directly! ”
Song Jiajia said dumbfounded: "Uh...... Do you want to ......"
Yang Liu stammered and said: "Let's cross the rooster and hen and copy the chicken pen directly!" ”
So, Yang Da Singer dragged the confused Song Jiajia to the airport and erected a big signboard!
Ask for two tickets from Beijing to Binghai!
Kind-hearted people leave a phone call and return it twice as much when they arrive......
What era is this? Entertainment first, invincible appearance!
"Yang Liu! I'll go! And Song Jiajia! ”
"What's going on? Look! ”
"Do the show, right?"
"Oh, that's so handsome! I can't stand it! ”
The audience was instantly crowded!
"Yang Liu, I love you!"
"Song Jiajia, goddess!"
"Double back? I have money! ”
"I also have money! Pick me! Pick me! ”
Yang Liu grinned: "We don't need money, we just need to help buy a plane ticket!" Ay...... That young man, that's you...... Why don't you come and hug your goddess Song Jiajia......"