"People are without makeup!" The female ghost said aggrievedly.

Makeup won't save you, plastic surgery! I don't know what Cheng Dù has reached now, whether I can change my head directly, anyway, with Liu Guanzhang's aesthetics, this girl can't ask for it above the neck.

"If you don't like people without makeup, won't they be able to wear makeup in the future?"

It's good to put on makeup, I still look at your female ghost's appearance.

"Husband."

The female ghost's voice was not loud, but Liu Guanzhang felt like a thunderbolt from the sky, his throat and eyes were salty, his chest was stuffy, and he almost spurted out a mouthful of blood.

"Eldest sister, we just met, we don't know each other, let's not tease!" Liu Guanzhang turned around and wanted to run, but he was caught by the female ghost and just wanted to resist, but when he looked back at the other party's face, he couldn't use the strength on his body.

"Husband, don't go, husband, I haven't asked you what your name is, husband? My surname is Sai, my name is Sai Tianxian, what about your husband? ”

Every sentence is heart-wrenching.

"Your name is Sai Tianxian?" Liu Guanzhang turned around and asked.

The girl nodded repeatedly.

"Are you sorry? You don't even need makeup in a haunted house, 3. 15 After the past, do you dare to be so unscrupulous? Are you familiar with CCTV? Run, I'll fight you again in a while! ”

Sai Tianxian squinted his eyes and said, "Who dares to hit me?" ”

yes, they don't even dare to look at you, let alone hit you.

"Sister Sai, I'm also a mortal with the naked eye, I can't see your Dharma Body of the Immortals, can you forgive me for being young and frivolous, let me go?"

Sai Tianxian's face sank: "Guess, I look like this, someone took the initiative to confess to me, will I let you go?" ”

Liu Guanzhang swallowed a mouthful of bitter water fiercely, and his voice trembled: "What do you want?" ”

Sai Tianxian thought for a while and said, "Get married!" ”

I cǎo? We don't have that much hatred, do we? Isn't it just hugging you? As for torturing me for the rest of my life? If someone else said such a desperate thing, Liu Guanzhang would have turned his face at that time, but in the face of the person in front of him, he was really a little unconfident.

"I don't have any money, I'm poor."

"The marriage certificate is only 9 yuan! I please! ”

"Eldest sister, you're here to touch porcelain, right? Even if you touch porcelain, you can lose some money, is it so big to play? I give you my wallet and mobile phone, can you let me go? Liu Guanzhang pleaded.

"Okay, I won't tease you, I feel that we have a bit of fate, you are especially like the person I have been waiting for, so let's open a room in a while and talk about it in the evening!"

Sister, do you think I'm an ignorant girl? You also talk about life and ideals, you just covet my beauty, and you can't do it if you want to cheat and find a high-end excuse?

Liu Guanzhang's reaction was a little big, but it made Sai Tianxian stunned, and said disdainfully: "You are a big man, I don't care, what are you afraid of?" ”

Liu Guanzhang looked the female ghost up and down, yes, you have grown like this, what else is there to care about?

Seeing that the other party didn't seem to be joking, Liu Guan gritted his teeth, broke free from Sai Tianxian's hand, turned around and ran! But he didn't run five steps, and the "husband" with four plus signs was shouted by Sai Tianxian behind him, and Liu Guan, who was called, opened his legs and fell to the ground with a pop.

Sai Tianxian stepped forward in two steps, grabbed Liu Guanzhang's hand and leaned back, put his knees on his waist, and asked in a cold voice, "Do you know how Chen Shimei died?" ”

"Was you scared to death by Qin Xianglian?" Liu Guanzhang replied lying on the ground.

"Don't sell it if you get cheap, forget why you didn't let go of me just now?" After Sai Tianxian finished speaking, he pulled Liu Guanzhang up, and without saying anything, he pulled and walked outside the park.

"Woman, why don't you think again? As young people in the new era, we should clean ourselves, seeing that you are also Bingqing Yujie, why not cherish your first time? ”

Sai Tianxian didn't even look at him, and said quietly: "The first time? I'm afraid to smash my hands. ”

This is really a big truth, looking like the best of Sai Tianxian, the best way out is to find a highly myopic eye disease patient, just use the sense of touch to communicate, the other party will definitely think that she is a beauty like a fairy! This body, this skin, this voice, but Liu Guanzhang can see it! Sai Tianxian's ghost eyes, there is no desire at a glance! The corpse of a woman who has been buried for more than two months is better than her if she opens her eyes and smiles at herself.

"It's illegal to be strong!" Liu Guanzhang sacrificed the weapon of the law for self-preservation!

"It's okay, I've checked, strong women and men don't constitute strong men."

I'm cǎo, you don't do less homework? You studied this one on purpose, right? Is it appropriate to take advantage of the law in this way?

"Eldest sister, if I give you my wallet, you can let me go! Besides, I didn't even bring my ID card when it came to opening a room. ”

"I brought it."

"That...... I didn't bring my wallet. ”

"Don't bluff me! I just talked about wallets! I've seen you pull it out! ”

At this moment, the two were passing by the artificial lake in the park, Liu Guanzhang gritted his teeth, took out his wallet with his other hand, and threw it far into the water. "Now, no."

"I have! I'll pay for the opening of the house! ”

A dizziness, is this considered a catastrophe? The fortune teller said that I had peach blossom luck this year, Liu Guanzhang never understood the difference between peach blossom luck and peach blossom luck, and today finally Nima understood!

was dragged all the way by the race woman, and it didn't take much effort to walk to the gate of the park. It's four or five o'clock in the summer, and it's still in the afternoon, but it's cloudy today, and it looks like it's almost evening. There are small vendors selling balloons and toys at the entrance of the park, but there are many children around.

"Wait, wait, can I go buy something?" Liu Guanzhang pleaded.

Sai Tianxian was stunned for a moment, and looked puzzled: "Those are all children's toys, what are you going to buy?" ”

"You don't care about the things used to open the house, I use them, can you lend me some money? You can see that I threw my wallet into the river just now. ”

Sai Tianxian pursed his lips, "What to buy?" I'll buy it for you! ”

"Don't, there are so many children, you go and scare the children again."

Sai Tianxian thought about it, took out the sunglasses from his bag, and put them on. After covering those horrible dead fish eyes, he finally looked like a person.

"Let's go, I'll go with you!"

Liu Guanzhang was led by Sai Tianxian, walked to the vendor's stall slowly, took a Zhu Bajie mask in his hand, gestured twice in his hand, and Sai Tianxian asked on the side: "What's the use of you buying this thing?" ”

"It's just a little toy, that ...... When opening a room, add interest. Liu Guan opened his hand and was caught again, and he stammered when he spoke.

Sai Tianxian looked at the mask in Liu Guanzhang's hand, but he wore a mask to increase his interest, but if you buy a mask from Zhu Bajie, what do you mean? You have a unique taste, huh?

Liu Guanzhang put the mask on Sai Tianxian's face and tried it, and sure enough, it looked much more pleasing to the eye, "Marshal Tianpeng, don't think about it...... Ward off evil spirits? ”