Chapter 66: One Plus One
Is one plus one equal to two, greater than two, or less than two? Such a profound question can only be understood by going to kindergarten for further study. But you can pat your chest and guarantee that one plus one is definitely greater than one.
When "Running-Man", which was still in the state of hitting the streets, and "Heroes", which were all on the streets, collided with each other. The two street-fighting crews actually had a chemical reaction, although I don't know what the real-time ratings are, but it will definitely not be bad. There is a hot discussion on the Internet.
Language skills: Dajian, who has half a bucket of water, is eating hot pot while watching "RM" on TV and learning Korean. And Lin Dong and Kim Jong Kook don't have much interest in watching TV, it's a live broadcast for others, but for both of them, it's a replay, and both of them have experienced the filming scene firsthand.
Diving in major forums to see audience feedback is a must for the host. When "My-destiny" sounded on TV, the fan forum of "RM" and Kim Jong Kook's territory were chaotic at the same time, and all kinds of information were swiped and slaughtered.
"Dafa, the strength of the Triple Crown is really worthy of its name, what is the name of this song? Meng Xin Seeking Popular Science~"
"Is this a live confession? Zhong Guo OPPA and Lee Jin Oni are a good match. β
"I, if I can be allowed again; If I could see you again; β¦β¦ Youβare-my-destinyβ¦β¦ My destiny calls to you. β
"Such beautiful lyrics, I guess the title of the song must be "my-destiny", if a man sings this love song to me, I will get married."
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"If the two really have an inside story. What will Chung Kook OPPA call Lee Hyorioni in the future? β
"Nice +10086"
"Is Kim Jong Kook going to abandon Yoon Eun-hye? Do you still remember the summer rain lotus on the shore of Daming Lake? Remember those ears you covered? β
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"This, this, alas!" Kim Jong Kook looked bitter, but it was just the effect of the show, and he was already complained about by the audience. What if the original scandal was planned? As a result, Kim Jong Kook felt a chill in his back for no reason.
"Don't do this and that. Tell you, if you hesitate to change your mind, I'll beat you up as a hello-kitty. The response on the Internet is very good. If you work harder, maybe it will stimulate Yin Eunhui to cry and shout, and run over to you and say: Oba, I love you! Lin Dong was coercive and lured, and he tried hard to strengthen Jin Laohu's confidence.
"Well, well. Have you thought about where to go for dinner in the evening? "There is a delicate flower hanging appetite in the front, and a big fist in the casserole in the back. Kim Jong Kook's deep phobia of women also can't get up.
"Let's eat sushi. I've booked the restaurant for 7pm today. You go call and make an appointment now. β
Chinese food dinners are all big round tables, and those restaurants of European and American cuisine pay too much attention to privacy and are not easy to take pictures secretly. In a Japanese restaurant with only little devils, not only is the large and long table easy to create a face-to-face angle between a man and a woman; And those low screens as a block style are also very suitable for candid photography.
In the early days, "RM" aired at 4 p.m., and now it's just the right time to have dinner. But Kim Jong Kook has a lot to do, "Is time too rushed?" If you don't make a reservation in advance, it's a bit rude. β
Lin Dong has already seen through the tiger's heart, liver, spleen, lungs and kidneys, what faux pas are not rude, all excuses, when did the variety show host pay attention to these courtesies? Kim Jong Kook is afraid that he wants to take the opportunity to delay again.
"You can just call, but does it matter if they come or not? The original intention was not to invite guests to dinner. As long as Li Zhen is willing to come, why not get together three or two kittens as human certificates! β
Kim Jong Kook was stared at by Lin Dong, and he weighed the force value of both sides, so he had to take out his mobile phone and start inviting reluctantly.
Most office workers on the kimchi side work six days a week, and the rare Sunday is of course happy-Sunday. But this day was the most painful killing itinerary for celebrities, and commercial performances, programs and so much were so busy that they flew up. In the end, Kim Jong Kook could only make appointments with a few "idlers" who were low in popularity and picked their feet at home; was once a popular idol, and now Li Zhen, an older leftover girl, is obviously one of them.
After putting down the phone, Minister Kim Jong breathed a sigh of relief. Li Zhen should also watch "RM" at home, so he naturally saw the ambiguous clips of the two, especially after the undisciplined program team editing, nothing becomes something, and something directly becomes a big thing. Li Zhen's tone when he talked on the phone, the words, and the full posture of a little daughter made Kim Jong Kook feel confused for a while.
Kim Jong Kook: "That's it, right?" β
Lin Dong, who was temporarily brightened up by Brother Pig, added: "Eat normally, don't let anyone know about the candid filming." Otherwise, if they leak it, this scandal will be scolded to death by the public. β
"Okay. If there is nothing else to do, I'll go first, go home and take a shower and rest. Kim Jong Kook is a little confused at the moment, and Li Zhen seems to be a good choice.
"There's one more important thing."
"What?"
"I'm going to go to the table next to you to take a candid photo, so I'm ordering food too, right? Is the meal fee reimbursed? No matter what Lin Dong said, he has been promoted to a "capitalist", although all employees are wooden, but they are also bosses, aren't they. Picking the door seems to be a necessary attribute of being a capitalist.
In response to Lin Dong were two bananas flying in mid-air.
"Hey, what does it mean to give two bananas, is it reimbursement or not?" When Lin Dong chased to the door, the tiger's figure had been cut off by the elevator door.
"Damn, capitalists can't work for nothing, they have to sell their photos for a good price. It was so happily decided. β
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"Build it over. Help me search where are the office addresses of the Dispatch newspaper and the Seoul Sports Newspaper? "Time is pressing, Lin Dong has no choice but to give full play to Dajian's expertise, which can be regarded as waste utilization.
"What about you?" Dajian was eating well, and some were reluctant to leave their positions.
"I'm going to go to that restaurant in advance, and then I'm going to go to SBS TV to borrow some equipment or something." It doesn't seem to be reliable to rely on mobile phones to take candid shots.,The pixel of the current smart phone.,Hehe, don't explain.γ
"Okay. But why do you have to have those two newspapers? Can't other newspapers? "It's easy to find a phone number to break the news, but it's not so easy to search for a specific newspaper to be specified.
"Stupid, do you think this is domestic? Kimchi Country does not have paparazzi, only this D Club and Seoul Sports specialize in paparazzi follow-up. Who do you not look for them? Lin Dong explained, I was really afraid that Dajian would find a newspaper that didn't match the boundary, and it would be in vain.
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The entertainment industry in Kimchi Country is very prosperous, but most of the hot news comes from illegitimate meals and anti fans, and the contribution of the paparazzi is actually not large.
Without him, it's all because the paparazzi are just working boys, if the pay is not proportional to the income, who will do the paparazzi, a profession that many people hate?
The management of the agency here is extremely strict, and the artists follow the agent most of the time. Naturally, there aren't many things that the paparazzi have secretly photographed, but the cost of tracking cars and horses is definitely not small.
And several big brokerage companies basically have black backgrounds, and if you don't do a good job of tracking and secretly taking a picture, if you are caught, you will be beaten fat, which is very not cost-effective.
Such a simple economic math problem, the kind of paparazzi who are tracked and secretly photographed by special people is very unpromising and money-saving. So the reporters here basically rely on squatting. Squatting in the airport police station, famous meals, nightclubs or something, it is completely waiting for the rabbit, which star does not have long eyes and bumps into it, then he can't complain about others.
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Of course, there are outliers in any industry, and "Seoul Sports" hired a large number of professional followers to track the stars of various teams because of the 02 World Cup. After the World Cup, these reporters had to arrange work when they were idle, so they turned to the entertainment industry to continue to follow the filming, which was regarded as waste utilization, and they became the originators of the paparazzi in Kimchi Country.
Then after the paparazzi of "Seoul Sports" had some results, the feathers became hard. Founded the independent portal and founded "Dispatch", which specializes in paparazzi in the entertainment industry. Therefore, D Society and Seoul Sports have become notorious paparazzi professionals in this circle to break the news.
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Wolong is reincarnated, and the phoenix chick is on the body. The right time, place and people are all occupied, and with strict preparations, the results are naturally self-evident.
After the waiter added the fourth clear water, Lin Dong finally took a sneak shot of the misplaced shot between Kim Jong Kook and Li Jin.
Misplaced shooting techniques, this thing is really a big killer, Kim Jong Kook and Li Zhen are just eating and chatting plainly, but under the camera, they become flirtatious and scolding, and there is even ambiguous eye contact. Photography is a profound art that can be harmful at the same time.
But that's about Lin Dong's bird, "Waiter, pay the bill!" β
"Sir, Sheng Hui 100,000 won."
βwhatοΌοΌ I drank four glasses of water, why did I ask for 100,000 won? β
"Sir, that's right, the minimum purchase in our store is 100,000 won, may I ask if I pay in cash or by card?"
"Pack me 100,000 won of sushi first, the kind without seafood." Lin Dong seafood allergies.
The waiter was stunned, there are really few high-end sushi restaurants that don't have seafood, isn't this looking for ballast? Give you a 100,000 won cucumber hand roll, and kill you.
"Okay, please wait."
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Lin Dong fled the sushi restaurant in embarrassment with a few large boxes of cucumber rolls, and returned to JK Fitness to pick up Dajian.
"Brother Dong, why don't you go yourself? Do you have to sell it? β
As a LoL master, Lin Dong naturally masters the basic skill of selling teammates, "I'm a temporary worker, and it's just that my job is unstable; You're worse than me, and even your identity is temporary. Tourist visa, if something really happens, you can just go back to China. β
"But, but ......"
"Split the account in five!"
"Deal!"
I thought that the relationship between us was built on feelings, but I didn't expect it to be a business.
Seeing Da Jianfei rushing into the office building of D Society, Lin Dong felt faintly sad. Compared to the honest and honest fine construction, it is easier to flicker, and it is much cuter. I don't know if he has suffered as a sparring partner these days.
More than ten minutes later, Da Jian returned to the nanny car with a stinky expression of bad poop.
"Huh. That bastard editor-in-chief refused to raise the price, and only sold it for 5,338,650 won, which is much worse than the income of those paparazzi seen on the news. Is it bullying me that I can't speak Korean well? β
Lin Dongxin said: Talent, this is a price code that cannot be negotiated by anyone.
"Stupid, you don't want to think about how many people there are in Kimchi Country? How many copies of the newspaper can be sold? Where can it be compared with domestic entertainment news. β
Understanding is understanding, Dajian is still unhappy, and the starting capital of the purchasing business can be counted on all. "Huh. If he is unkind, don't blame me for being unjust, and continue to sell photos in Seoul Sports. β
"Forget it, since it's said that it's exclusive, let's be exclusive. More than 5 million won is already a lot, 30,000 RMB. Now I'm going to pick up Xijian, and tonight's boxing match is about to start. Lin Dong interrupted Dajian's plan to make a fortune coldly.
"Isn't your friend Brother Gary going to send him back?" Compared with such a trivial matter as picking up people, Dajian is more obsessed with King Sejong.
"Stupid! Pick-up is just handy, didn't you hear that Jessica will also watch tonight's boxing match? β
Lin Dong has been in the Kimchi Country for so long, and he hasn't seen any of them in the wild girlhood, which is quite unreasonable.