Chapter 0008: Great
"Nonsense, I am the master, the dignified master of carefree, how can I be a eunuch?"
Although Lao Xiaoyao is a little bit of a beard and glare, he is secretly happy in his heart, why haven't he thought about this problem before? It seems that those immortals are really a nest, good boy, I really have your father's taste, I am really happy to think about it!
Happy? How long has it been since you've felt happy? Remember when you became the master, right? How long has it been!
"Only gods can become masters, and immortals have no chance." Secretly suppressed the urge to laugh out loud, Lao Xiaoyao explained.
"Are there really gods and immortals in this world? How many? Is the Buddha, Guanyin Bodhisattva, Sun Monkey or something still alive? Chu Han asked curiously.
"Of course there is, but where did you come from? Although this immortal is there, but now he has long left this universe, and this universe has reached the end of the law era, and even the golden pill can't be cultivated, let alone become a god and become an immortal. ”
"Left? Where did it go? Since I can't fix it, what else should I cultivate? Chu Han rolled his eyes, it was all nonsense for a long time!
"Don't worry, baby, although others can't cultivate the Jindan period in this end-of-law era, but the inheritance left by me is enough, even higher, as for where I waited for the gods to go, I told you that you don't understand, and when you succeed in cultivation in the future, I will tell you what I will listen to."
Old Yao smiled, no matter how Chu Han asked, he didn't have to say a word of secret.
"So, tell me how to keep the nutrients of cooked chickens? I'm hungry and panicked. Suppressing his curiosity, Chu Han began his own plan, and when he was full of food and drink, he would go out and do a big job, prepare a few chickens, and eat them every day!
The fat man had already brought over the colorful brocade chicken that he had taken back last time, and looked at the old and carefree jade body with his eyes.
"Take it, this is the Dan furnace that Daddy and I used, let it be ruined as you like, but before you become a registered disciple, there is no storage magic weapon, you can only use this Dan furnace here."
Lao Yao's tone was really a little reluctant, not to mention how valuable this Dan furnace is, just because of the rarity of its refining materials, it is already difficult to find in the world, not to mention that there is a spiritual fire in the furnace, this is used for refining the Divine Pill, and it is too light to use it for cooking.
Looking at the Dan furnace that appeared out of thin air and had fallen to the ground, the stars in Chu Han's eyes shone again, only to see that this Dan furnace was like bronze, and there seemed to be a simple halo lingering in it, its shape was like a round tripod, three legs and two ears, and a hollow tripod cover was placed on it, and the entire tripod body and cover were depicted with complex lines, and streamers appeared from time to time in the lines, giving people a sense of confusion.
According to the old carefree instructions, the fat man quickly confessed the blood of the Dan furnace, and after communicating with the spirit of the fire spirit in the furnace, he threw the whole colorful brocade chicken into the furnace, this time, what he wanted to do was to roast the whole chicken, and let the fire spirit go to roast it himself, but there was a lack of various spices, and he only brought it next time.
Not to mention, this Dan stove roast chicken is much better than any charcoal fire kitchen utensils, after a while, the aroma of barbecue wafted out of the Dan stove, the lid automatically floated, followed by a whole roasted roast chicken with a tender and intoxicating aroma on the outside also floated up, and those useless chicken feathers and internal organs were even more nowhere without a trace, and they had already been refined clean by the fire spirit.
The fat man impatiently grabbed the roast chicken, which was the size of a whole lamb, and happily ate it.
Well, the heat is just right, although there is no salt and seasoning, but the meat is very tender, and it has a melt-in-your-mouth texture, which is not unpalatable.
While eating, the fat man thanked Lao Xiaoyao for the gift of Dan furnace, and chatted with Lao Xiaoyao. But he didn't realize that as the barbecue was eaten into his stomach, he was getting drunk again, and even this time he was drunk differently than before, his face was not flushed, but flowing with purple luster, and even more, the whole roast chicken was unconsciously eaten by him, which was dozens of catties, and no matter how big the fat man was, it was impossible to eat it in ordinary times.
"Huh? Is it providence? This purple spirit rhyme was unintentionally obtained, a magical thing, can you actually eat it? Good boy, I wonder what variables this will bring to him? I'm really looking forward to it! ”
In a daze, the fat man seemed to hear the old man's self-talk, and after that, it was broken.
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"Wow, that's comfortable, huh? I'm drunk again? What time is this? ”
When the fat man woke up again, he was first excited by an indescribable feeling of comfort, and then realized that he hadn't done anything yet, and couldn't help but get anxious.
"It's been almost a day, and now it's getting dark again."
Old Xiaoyao's voice was a little strange, because he was shocked to find that the fat man had really absorbed that trace of purple spirit Dao rhyme, but the part that absorbed the purple spirit Dao rhyme was actually the fat man's stomach, was this to get out of a way to eat? Oh, my God! How hard it was for those guys who became gods in the past to become gods, who would have thought that they could also enter the Tao by eating?
This is really a coincidence of this said, the purple spirit Dao rhyme was used by the master of Xiaoyao to make the inheritance stone platform, used to hand over the inheritance task, who would have thought that after this greedy fat man handed over the colorful brocade chicken to the stone platform, he couldn't help but be tempted, and snatched the chicken back, just wrapped the brood chicken to transform the purple spirit rhyme to rob a wisp.
If it weren't for the purple spirit rhyme hidden in the chicken, if it wasn't for the top Dan furnace to roast the chicken, this purple spirit rhyme would not be absorbed by the fat man, and even if he ate this rhyme directly, the fat man would not have survived, it seems that this baby is really blessed!
"Well, how is this good, I still have to beat two chickens to teleport one more back and forth, and I have to find a way to try something that can cure cancer, is this swollen?"
The fat man muttered angrily, "Why are you always drunk?" Oh, Daddy, you know what cures cancer, right? ”
"Cancer?" Lao Xiaoyao was silent for a while, it was because he felt the current situation of the outside world, and it was only a few seconds of work, and then he continued, "It turned out to be chaotic force, why is this difficult?" As long as it is a spirit beast with a grade, any one of them can resist the erosion of chaotic forces. ”
"In other words, will drinking some chicken blood work?" Chu Han breathed a sigh of relief, it seemed to be about the same as expected, which is easy to say.
"Chicken blood, it's okay, it's just that the main thing contained in chicken blood is spiritual power, and the vitality is not much, and you don't want to cure others at the same time, but also let others be like you, and get a significant improvement in physique, right?"
"Is that swollen?" The fat man is entangled, this small world is currently his biggest secret, of course, it can't be suspected.
"Well, there are many ways, but with your current ability, if you only use colorful brocade chickens, there is only one way, and that is to use chicken eggs, one is enough. The eggs of the spirit bird contain the most vigorous vitality, and before the eggs begin to hatch, there is almost no spiritual power, and the process of incubation is the process of continuous injection of spiritual power catalysis, and then there will be more and more spiritual power in the egg. ”
Lao Xiaoyao patiently explained, listening to Chu Han nodding frequently, and the little eyes like moon buds also narrowed with a smile, like this, pick more eggs to sell outside, isn't it rich?
"There's still a problem to solve, you can't just take an egg and give it to people, right? What do you need to do to look like Chinese medicine? Chu Han earnestly asked for advice.
"Well, you can pick some green lotus grass, boil it into juice, and then mix it with the chicken eggs, or throw it directly into the Dan furnace to refine it, the green juice with the fragrance of grass can be used as a traditional Chinese medicine, right?"
After thinking of this deceptive method, Lao Yao proudly explained, there was a little excitement, "This green lotus grass is everywhere, the grass in that forest is, its characteristic is that it can dye green any color of liquid, it smells of a strong grass fragrance, it tastes slightly bitter but with a fragrance, but its only effect is to refresh the mind slightly, and the effect is similar to that of you mortals drinking tea." ”
"Good! Good! That's great! ”
After listening to Daddy Yao's method, Chu Fat Man is crazy with happiness, and he will rely on it in the future! Think about it, the delicacies of the mountains and seas, the beauty of the fragrant car, the left and the right, and a little superpower! Wow! Am I the happiest person in the world?
Until he walked out of the hall, the fat man was still immersed in that beautiful dream, it was really beautiful!
However, when he approached the grove, the fat man's expression became solemn, even if the jade bed could really be reborn, it was better not to do it, no matter how he died, it would be very painful, how uncomfortable would it be? Fat people don't like to feel uncomfortable, they just like to enjoy!
After counting the equipment again, Chu Fatzi carried a crossbow in his left hand, an old shotgun in his right hand, two knives on his back, and a pistol in his waist.
Because the colorful brocade chicken flew down from above last time to sneak attack, so this time the fat man was extra cautious, looking in all directions, always paying attention to the top, and thanks to him being so alert, otherwise the source of the colorful brocade chicken is really difficult to find.
I saw that not far from the pavilion at this time, a faint light was flashing on the ground, the aperture was very faint, about two meters in diameter, and there was no sound, but the strange thing was that a faint shadow of a colorful brocade chicken was slowly condensing, and in less than three seconds, the shadow was condensed into an entity.
It's a teleportation array!
Chu Han recognized the origin of the aperture at a glance, because the aperture was a little similar to the teleportation array in the main hall, but it was one size smaller than the one in the main hall, and the lines were a little simpler.
"Poof!"
Without hesitation, at the moment when the colorful brocade chicken condensed into an entity, the crossbow arrow in Chu Han's hand shot out, and it hit the chicken chest with a pop.
"Gah! ~~”
With a scream, the colorful brocade rooster actually didn't fall, but actually spread its wings angrily towards Chu Han.
"Bang! ~~~”
In a hurry, the old shotgun in Chu Han's hand roared, hitting the chicken neck, only to see a finger-thick hole in the middle of the chicken neck that was as thick as an adult's arm appeared, spraying chicken blood outward, and the colorful brocade chicken fell to the ground, fluttering on the ground, but it couldn't stand up again.
What a pity!
Seeing the precious chicken blood flowing on the ground like this, Chu Fat Man had a sad face, couldn't he just discuss it and fly directly to the pot?
However, before he could finish his regrets, he heard a gust of wind in his ears, and an even sharper bird chirp that shook his eardrums.
"Oops!"
Chu Fatzi jumped back in shock, hurriedly threw away the gun and crossbow in his hand, and grabbed the knife behind his back.
You don't have to think about it to know that when he dealt with the first chicken just now, the second one had already teleported over, although it was the first one to pounce on, but after all, because of the injury, the speed was not fast, and the second one was shaped like lightning, and it arrived in the blink of an eye.
"Huh? Bang! Yes! ~~”
I didn't think that the fat man's leap was not much slower than the speed of the colorful brocade chicken, and before he had time to surprise another physical improvement, the fat man sadly crashed into a tree three meters behind him, and the big tree trembled, and the fat man was bounced back, and the chicken came to a big hug in the air.
At this time, the knife had not been pulled out, and even if it was pulled out, it would not be used, and in a hurry, the fat man let go of the hand holding the knife, and his two hands once again tightly grasped the neck of the chicken.
Different from the last time, the last time the fat man was driven by the chicken's vigorous drive to roll on the ground, although this time it was also difficult, but it was able to stabilize the body, but the chicken was unlucky, the fat man was holding his neck with both hands, as if hanging, what he could do was to play with his life, for a while, the wide wings of the colorful brocade chicken fluttered in the wind, and the two chicken claws were even more messy.
"Ahh My chick, I'm fighting with you! ”
In the mess, the fat man felt a pain from the little brother below, and he was scratched by a chicken claw, and he didn't know if he could use it, so he still had it? The fat man suddenly became angry! The two hands desperately clenched the chicken's neck, one to the left and the other to the right, like twisting a twist, exerting the strength to feed.
Not to mention, this method did work, in just a few minutes, after the fat man paid the price of being scratched out of a few more blood marks on his thighs, the colorful brocade chicken was finally strangled to death by him.
With a sigh of relief, the fat man took off his pants and checked the chick.
"I rubbed it, it was swollen!"
The fat man was scared in his heart, but fortunately, it wasn't short, but the pants were useless again, and it seems that he would hunt bare-ass next time.
After the two colorful brocade chickens were solved, there was no danger in the forest, but the fat man turned around in the forest and didn't find eggs. Is this swollen?
At the same time, the fat man did not lose his calm, and studied the teleportation array well, Tong Guò came to see this time, he walked into the forest, and the teleportation of the colorful brocade chicken took a while, this time he walked so carefully and slowly, he caught up with the teleportation of the first chicken, if he came up, he quickly rushed here?
The fat man faintly sketched a plan in his heart, and felt that the possibility was quite big, so he picked a few handfuls of green lotus grass, lifted the two chickens, and returned to the main hall.
As soon as he entered the hall, he was greeted by the laughter of the old man, "Hahaha, silly baby, why did you show Xiao Ding Ding again?" Now that you also have the combat power of the early stage of the first order, and you still hold a weapon, why are you so stupid? ”
"What? I'm already in the early stages of the first order? What level is this? ”
The fat man didn't fight back at the old Yao's teasing, but was very interested in the level of the early stage of this order.
"Well, this path of cultivating the truth can be roughly divided into five heavens, the first is called cultivation, that is, to find your own path to cultivation, the second is called transcendental, for the transcendent of cultivating immortals, it can be divided into nine orders, for cultivating gods, it can even exceed the nine orders, each level is divided into the early stage, the middle stage, the late stage, and the consummation, these four small stages, your current state is equivalent to the early stage of the first order." Old Xiaoyao explained.
"Wow, I'm the second heaviest? And what about the back? The fat man was pleasantly surprised.
"Later, it is to ask, become an immortal and become a god, and dominate, these three realms, but this qiē is too far away from you, after all, in this universe now, the highest cultivation is only a failure to survive the tribulation, and it has retreated to the ninth-order ghost immortals, except for these old ghosts, it is difficult to find even a fourth-order one."
"Oh, since it's far away, I don't want to, but what about this egg swell? Chickens are all new and don't lay eggs, right? ”
Chu Han had a bitter face, full of entanglement, "Do you want to attract a batch of chickens first, and wait for them to lay eggs before killing?" ”
"Who said the eggs were going to be laid? Chicken eggs, you know? What's in the stomach counts, you know? ”
If you can see the old Xiaoyao's expression, then he must be rolling his eyes.
"Wow, I see! Hahaha~~"
Chu Han didn't listen to the old man's count, but he was very happy because he could get chicken eggs.
However, when Chu Han was carrying the chicken and wanted to hand in the task to snatch the chicken back first, and then dissect the chicken eggs, he was stopped by Lao Yao.
"Baby, remember, the meat you will get back from the task in the future can only be eaten by yourself, and if you want to use chicken eggs to cure other people's diseases, you will take the eggs first and then hand them in." For the good luck of the fat man, Lao Xiaoyao himself is a little envious, but the angry thing is that this stupid boy actually got a big bargain and didn't know it.
For convenience, Lao Xiaoyao directly taught Chu Han to throw the chicken and green lotus grass into the Dan furnace, and let the fire spirit directly separate the eggs to refine a simple egg soup, and then spit out the whole chicken completely.
This process is simple, and fast, so that the fat man who likes to be lazy can't close his mouth, and he can't stop praising the good of the old carefree, which is simply praised.
In the end, he harvested the two points on the free order, snatched back the meat of two colorful brocade chickens, and hugged the fat man full of warm pot egg soup, happily wiping his sweat, looking at the old Xiaoyao's eyes changed, that look, just like a mouse obsessed with rice.
"Dear, you're so good, come, a ......"
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