Chapter 0009: I Fainted
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When he returned to the dormitory, it was already early in the morning, Chu Fat Zizi found a few mineral water bottles, and carefully filled seven bottles full of egg soup, according to the information given by the fire spirit at the beginning, the two colorful brocade chickens had a total of six eggs in their stomachs, since one is enough, six are divided into seven parts, it should be about the same, right?
Looking at these seven bottles of egg soup, Chu Fatty's little eyes narrowed and narrowed, and the corners of his mouth unconsciously turned to the roots of his ears, and he thought intoxicatedly, what is the best name?
Seven Brocade Rejuvenation Soup? Wipe! Why does it sound like a surname medicine?
Alas? Next time, I really have to ask, what can be made into surname medicine? It's also a big sell!
Well, Seven Brocade Soul Rejuvenation Soup! That's it, listen to Duoxuan!
Carefully hid the six bottles, and the fat man fell asleep sweetly holding the last bottle.
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"Chu Han! Is Chu Han back? ”
In a daze, the fat man was woken up by a knock on the door, and outside the door was a series of crisp female voices, which were the voice of the hot girl He Fang.
"It's coming, it's back!"
The fat man scrambled to his feet, hurriedly put on his shoes and was about to open the door.
"Huh?"
Out of the experience of opening the door last time, the fat man habitually looked down, this look, really dumbfounded, Xiao Ding Ding is not swollen, but the upper part of the pants is torn and only a few small pieces of cloth remain, where can I still hide my shame?
"Wait, wait!"
At this time, the fat man was in a hurry and hurried to find other clothes.
"Clothes, why are my clothes gone?"
The tone of this sentence was almost crying, and the fat man was desperate to find that none of his clothes were gone, gone?
"Yes, I see that your clothes are messy, and I can't tell whether you wash them or not, so I will wash them all for you."
The voice of the hot girl is also a little weird, as if it is about to drip water, fresh and lovely, delicate and faint, where there is still a little spicy.
"The trousers were washed too?" The fat man's little heart is beating wildly.
"Washed the ......," He Fang's voice was even more shy.
"The sheets were washed too?" The fat man was in a hurry.
"Washed," the female voice was a little surprised.
"Even the pillow towel was washed?" The fat man was so desperate that he couldn't find even a small piece of cloth.
"Washed...... Chu Han, what's wrong with you? He Fang finally realized that something was wrong.
"I, I didn't wear a drop." The fat man was completely deflated, sitting at the head of the bed, his brain was messy, and he didn't wear a drop, but what was good.
"Wow! You're not going to come back naked, are you? "He Fang's little brain is not enough.
"You're naked, oh, your pants are torn." The fat man was annoyed for a moment, but immediately thought of He Fang's goodness, and quickly changed his tone and hung his head.
"How did it break?" He Fang's voice outside the door became nervous.
"Caught by a wolf." The fat man made up a random reason.
"Huh? Chu Han, you can't be injured, right? ”
He Fang was nervous for a moment, and shouted anxiously, "No, I want to take a look." ”
"Bang bang bang!" There was a knock on the door.
"Don't show it."
"Must see."
The door was pushed open with a bang.
"Oh, don't!" The fat man screamed, looked at He Fang, who was rushing towards him, clamped his legs, and covered his hands tightly underneath.
"Won't you, you're there, scratched?" Looking at the torn pants on the fat man's crotch, and seeing the slightest trace of blood looming, He Fang exclaimed in surprise, and didn't care about anything else, so he hurriedly grabbed the hand covered by the fat man.
"It's not broken, it's just that the pants are torn." The fat man is about to cry, can you look at that thing casually?
"I don't believe it, look at it."
"Don't show it, ah,......"
At this time, the fat man is stubbornly holding on to a belief, that is, desperately covering it, and He Fang is also anxiously ignoring it, although he can't pull the fat man's hand, he is still fighting persistently, not abandoning, and not giving up!
"It's not like you haven't been caught, are you still a man?"
In a hurry, He Fang put a dose of fierce medicine.
"How not!"
The fat man was angry, and as soon as he let go of his hand, the Dongdong who reacted slightly because of the beautiful woman's close pull and pull immediately popped out.
Seeing that the fat man's little Ding Ding was intact and elastic, He Fang finally felt relieved, his little face turned red, but he pretended to be indifferent, and bent his finger at the little Ding Ding with a big grin, "Bad guy, I've been worried for a long time." ”
"Ahh ~~”
The fat man groaned when he was played, and he didn't know if it was pain or something, so he hurriedly covered it tightly again.
In the fat man's exclamation, the hot girl had already turned around quickly, and slipped out of the door as if flying, at this time her delicate little face was already red, but she stabbed unconvinced, "Don't worry, this girl will be responsible for you." ”
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After a long time, He Fang sneakily sneaked into Chu Han's dormitory with a black shirt of his own.
After a while, two men and women with red faces walked out, the little red face of the little beauty was extraordinarily gentle, while the little red face of the little fat man was shy, no wonder, although a black shirt was tied around his waist at this time, covering the entire waist and crotch, but the lace on the sleeves of the blouse was faint, full of femininity, how could it not be awkward.
What's more, there is an extra commercial car on the campus at this time, which is the deputy director of the county education bureau who led a team down to check, just now He Fang knocked on the door anxiously and called Chu Han, just because this deputy director Guo wants to inspect the computer classroom, which is temporarily managed by Chu Han.
When the two of them walked to the door of the computer room, there was a hearty laugh from the art classroom next to the computer room.
"Yes, yes! What we lack now is such a creative young man, Guan Xiaoxiao, I remember this name, you are very good, and that He Fang, you are the best of all the interns this time. ”
"After the completion of your internship task, I will not only give you the best comments, but also consider that in the next recruitment of teachers, you interns who have made contributions in the provincial supervision, give the most preferential policies, and try your best to let you all stay and become a member of our Binhai County teacher team, Binhai, welcome you to join!"
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Listening to the cow's coaxing confession, the fat man and the hot girl quietly walked over and looked inside, and the person who spoke was a middle-aged man, who looked like he was loyal, but the hair on the top of his head was thin, and he was covered with oily hair on the top of his head in a regular manner, and he had a little oily and powdery feeling.
Coupled with the gesture when he speaks, does it feel like he is singing?
But what makes people speechless is that no matter what Deputy Director Guo says, the four or five people around him always nod their heads, smile constantly, and sometimes laugh out loud in unison, and don't praise them, are they so happy?
was praised to the sky Xiaoxiao, the tranquil fairy in the painting has not changed in the slightest, even if there is an occasional smile, it is as traceless as a dragonfly in water.
"Well, now is a good opportunity, I am looking for a few outstanding talents, set up an evaluation team, go to various schools to help guide, you and He Fang are the talents I need, and after the completion of the provincial supervision, the members of the working group will take credit, and the bonus points for you to be admitted to the teaching position in the future will be greater."
After Deputy Director Guo finished speaking confidently, he looked at Xiaoxiao with a smile, he was very confident in the idea he just came up with, there are too many graduates now, and the number of places that can be recruited in each county and district every year is pitiful, and it can add points to the recruitment examination, which is almost every graduate's dream, no matter how high the beauty in front of him is, how can he refuse such a big temptation?
Wipe! It turned out to be digging corners!
The fat man understood as soon as he heard it, where is there anything bad about men? Especially in the face of top beauties, who doesn't want to take a few more looks? But you're a middle-aged uncle, can you see that you're not satisfied? Want to take it a step further?
Before Chu Han appeared on the stage to stir up the situation, Xiaoxiao over there was already rushing to answer.
"Thank you for the kindness of the leader, but after all, I lack experience, where can I be qualified to go to the working group, it is good to get the opportunity to practice here."
Xiaoxiao's expression has always been light and clear, in the past few years, there have been more men with messy eyes after seeing her, and they can tell it with just one glance.
"Huh? Don't be modest, I'm really bullish on you. ”
Deputy Director Guo smiled heartily, very satisfied with Xiaoxiao's politeness.
"Yes, over the years, our education department has been to too many schools, and this is the first time I have seen such a good teacher by hand, what a talent, it has nothing to do with experience."
On the other hand, the head of the education section was also busy helping Deputy Director Guo.
"Yes, yes, it's really good! It's not about experience! ”
Several people around him expressed their support, and even two of them picked up Xiaoxiao's handmade works to pretend to admire, nodding while praising them.
Only the thin monkey principal was dumbfounded, and only he understood the meaning of Xiaoxiao's words, it was definitely not modesty, but he really didn't want to go, if he didn't follow Deputy Bureau Guo to praise a few words, he was afraid that he would make the director unhappy, but if he really helped Deputy Bureau Guo speak, and he was afraid that he would make Xiaoxiao unhappy, then the fat man Chu would be mad, it was not a joke!
Seeing Guan Xiaoxiao, who was frowning under the compliments of a group of people, Chu Fatzi knew that it was time for him to appear.
"Hello leaders, the computer room has been opened, it's really embarrassing to keep the leaders waiting."
The fat man walked into the art classroom with a smile, and nodded lightly at Deputy Director Guo, looking smiling and smiling.
"You are? The intern in charge of the computer room? ”
Seeing the funny appearance of the fat man with a lady's blouse around his waist, Deputy Director Guo was stunned for a moment.
"Yes, yes, my name is Chu Han, and I also want to join the working group, you see, ......"
Chu Fatzi looked at Deputy Director Guo with a smile, but he didn't care much in his heart, but he wanted to see how this Guo Bureau would deal with it.
"You? Are you worthy of being a teacher? ”
Deputy Director Guo was full of anger when he thought that this fat man could get along with two beauties every day, especially when he saw the well-behaved appearance of He Fang following behind the fat man, the anger was even more angry.
"Look at you, you actually have women's clothes around your waist, you don't have any awareness of being a teacher, you are late for work, and you have to wait for someone to call, what kind of work attitude is this? Are you still a well-trained normal student? T Normal University is also a well-known university, how can there be students like you? I want to reflect it to the leaders of T Normal University to see if you can still graduate! ”
Deputy Director Guo asked Chu Han menacingly, Wang Ba's anger rose to the sky, and the frightened surrounding officials stood solemnly, Guan Xiaoxiao's face was as cold as frost when he listened, and he even clenched the pink girl behind the fat man and wanted to pounce.
"Where did you come from?"
Suddenly, a stuffy rough male voice came from outside the door, and everyone looked over and saw a man as strong as a gorilla blocking the door, he was holding a few handbags for buying clothes in one hand, and the other hand was fiercely pointing at the tip of Deputy Guo's nose.
It turned out that after Chu Han found that there were no clothes to wear, he called Wang Haishan and asked him to come and get the medicine quickly, and buy a few clothes to send to the rescue.
Knowing that Chu Han made the medicine in a hurry, where would the gorilla be delayed, and he came over in a hurry, just in time for this Deputy Guo Bureau to embarrass Chu Han, and the benefactor was bullied, is this still possible?
"Who are you? Who let you in? ”
thinks that he is in school, and there are so many people around him, even if the other party is strong, he can't help himself, and Deputy Guo's words are still tough.
"I ......" The gorilla was about to get angry, but he saw Chu Han waving his hand at him, and hurriedly swallowed the words back.
"Deputy Director Guo, right? I'd love to know why you're sarcastic about me. ”
Chu Fatzi stared at Deputy Director Guo with a smile, "Based on the current situation we just met, there are two points you question, one is that I have a piece of clothing around my waist, and the other is that I am still in the dormitory during work hours, other than these two points, there is no other reason, right?" ”
So, after you saw these two questions, did you think about why? Have you asked why? Chu's fat man's eyes narrowed and narrowed, and the faint smile on the corner of his mouth was even more unpredictable.
"That's right, how can you criticize people casually if you don't know why?"
He Fang, who had been enduring it for a long time on the side, finally found an opportunity to interject and reunited angrily.
"Hmph, facts are facts, no need to quibble."
Deputy Director Guo saw that the fat man's female fate was so good, and the envy, jealousy and hatred in his heart were already incomprehensible, and after glaring at the fat man fiercely, he waved his hand to the people behind him, "These two people will be dealt with according to discipline and returned to T Normal University." ”
Yes? Return?
Generally speaking, only when the intern has a serious disciplinary violation, the internship unit criticizes the education and returns to the school, so that even if the intern can barely graduate, it will be difficult to find a job, because this internship appraisal follows the file.
Returning can be a fatal blow to the intern!
"You can't be so arbitrary."
A cold female voice sounded, Xiaoxiao took a step forward and looked directly into Deputy Director Guo's eyes, that gaze was absolutely clear, and there was even a trace of contempt, "If you have to go back, count me in!" ”
"Good!"
Deputy Director Guo was furious, these two girls were really embarrassed, they were so good to this fat man, but they didn't have any reverence for their leader, "Then I'll do what you want, you three, go back immediately!" ”
At this time, Deputy Director Guo completely lost his mind, and he didn't even realize that his anger at this time was as if his daughter-in-law had betrayed him, which shows how deep his desire for these two beauties is!
But the fat man in the center of the storm was shocked in his heart, he didn't take this deputy director in his eyes originally, he was not from Binhai County after all, even if he really wanted to apply for the teacher exam in the future, he would have to go back to his hometown Luanshan County, and he didn't plan to really become a teacher.
But now, the two beauties have been implicated because of him, and they still have to be returned, and then look at the look of the two beauties who still don't want to back down after the deputy bureau Guo said to return, and the fat man was really moved.
If you can know that you are like this, what more can you ask for?
Right! Turn your confidant into a wife! The fat man answered his question firmly in his heart.
"Is it up to you to decide whether to return or not?"
Moved, the fat man's fighting spirit rose unprecedentedly.
"Well, Principal Hou, the intern of your school, how do you know it yourself, you say, should you return it?"
Deputy Director Guo looked at Principal Hou with a gloomy face.
"Me?"
Principal Hou is about to cry, on one side is the deputy director, on the other side is the fat man and the king, how is this good?
"I, I fainted!"
In the dilemma, Principal Hou was in a hurry, holding his head in one hand, leaning against the wall, and then slowly sliding down the wall, sliding down......
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