Recently, the land of China has ushered in an important diplomatic event: the Western spiritual world investigation and tour group came to the Great Heaven Dynasty to visit the outstanding achievements and experience of the Earth Mansion and the Heavenly Court in the construction of network culture.

Oh, the guests are coming, and our hospitable Datian Chaoke must be well received.

Minglu also specially helped to formulate a series of itineraries, visiting the underworld, visiting the heavenly court, visiting the Guanghan Palace Planning Park, coming to the Heavenly Dynasty, and inevitably going to the streets and alleys to taste our delicious food, and to take them to see the magnificent atmosphere of the Forbidden City, and see our heritage.

The DPRK side also sent a delegation to contact us, and good English was preferred, and I heard that the Western missions that came did not speak English very well.

Over the years, the Dynasty has also produced a lot of immortals with strong language talent and special running out, such as Nezha, who can't be idle, and the fortune boy around the God of Wealth, most of whom are relatively strong, and a few towns with strong qualifications, perfect!

Minglu thought that as soon as Cupid arrived, he would arrange for him to record a show, let's shoot the upper body of the show, not the lower half of the body, I heard that Cupid still has a family, hey, I really didn't see it, Minglu was quite surprised when he first knew, I didn't expect Cupid to have a wife, and sure enough, the form of the bear child is just one of his many forms.

However, the cute Zhengtai who is still cute on the show is cute, and it can be eaten by all ages.

"Senior sister, this is the list of Western missions, they seem to have brought vampires with them." Zheng Yihan handed the list to Ming Lu.

"Vampires?"

"I haven't seen vampires in the West, I don't know what the current state of this race is, do they still suck human blood?"

Zheng Yihan shook his head: "They drink artificial plasma, animal blood and the like, and they won't harm humans." It is said that a certain industrial chain has also been formed, a company has been invested, and some scientists who do scientific research have been hired to help them get it. Eh, it's pitiful, too. ”

"I haven't seen a vampire yet, so I'm here to meet them." Minglu thought with great interest.

"And, Senpai!"

"What's wrong?"

"The goddess Venus is also here......"

Minglu looked up suddenly: "Venus? You mean...... Cupid his own mother, the Venus of Venus with a broken arm? ”

"Venus himself didn't have a broken arm." Zheng Yihan muttered softly.

“……”

Minglu muttered to herself, "I'd rather ask the goddess Venus herself what she thinks of the Venus sculpture with the broken arm." ”

Venus: Spicy eyes!

Zheng Yihan felt that his senior sister really wanted to make up something not very good in her brain, and she couldn't be known by others anyway.

"Huh...... The genealogy of the West is really messy. ”

"It's comparable to your circle." Zheng Yihan added, "By the way, I forgot to say that the goddess Venus came back with the Nine Heavens Xuannu Niangniang, and it is said that they hit it off at first sight and have become good friends, ah no, good girlfriends." ”

Minglu nodded: "That's fine, it's not easy to find a companion." ”

Zheng Yihan tilted his head and thought for a while: "Senior sister, what will we arrange for dinner on the first day?" ”

"Eat our specialty, of course!" Minglu slapped the table and said decisively, full of pride.

"Specialties?"

"Lamb, braised beef noodles, spicy hot pot, skewers, or ...... What? ”

"Neither!" 明露襤uàn postal frame

"What's that?"

A mysterious smile appeared at the corner of Minglu's lips: "Of course it is...... Spicy crayfish! ”

"I heard that beer and crayfish go well with each other in the summer, don't you think?" Minglu smiled at Zheng Yi coldly, "This time I eat and drink at public expense, and it will be counted in my account." ”

"Bang bang bang!" Brother Zheng applauded excitedly, he also likes crayfish, "Senior sister is wise, crayfish are good!" ”

"But...... Isn't crayfish an invasive alien species? ”

"Doesn't this prove the wisdom and bravery of the people of our Great Heaven Dynasty?"

"Well said, well said, senior sister quack!" It was decided so happily that Brother Zheng also wanted to eat a big pot of delicious spicy crayfish, just thinking about it, his mouth watered.

The Western mission will definitely be moved by the delicacies of our Great Celestial Dynasty, and they will definitely be!

With such a longing mood, they ushered in the mighty Western mission, and they became mortals, and now they are not much different from foreign friends who come to travel, but their appearance is too outstanding, and when they are at the airport, there are foreign compatriots who greet them, if they know that this is their legendary ...... God, I'm afraid it won't be so calm anymore.

"Oh, so cute, you're like an Oriental doll in my imagination." The goddess Venus said with a smile on her little face.

Exposed: ......

"Goddess Venus, what do you think of the current situation of Venus, who has always shaped you into a broken arm?"

Venus picked up: "......"

What the goddess Venus wants to complain about is that it will be broken, is it necessary to copy so many Venus with broken arms from now on, the old lady obviously has hands and feet, how beautiful is it!

"The goddess doesn't want to answer this question." Venus said.

"Oh, okay, interview over." Minglu turned to Cupid, "Lord Cupid, how are you going to spend Valentine's Day with your wife?" ”

"Oh, you guys are gossiping, well, then I'll tell you with great mercy, in fact, I have prepared a bla......bla for my beautiful wife a long time ago," Cupid, the chatty bear child, talked endlessly about Valentine's Day plans, revealing her intention to ignore her.

She noticed Mr. Vampire in the queue, although he looked no different from the others, although his skin was white, and the other gods were also very white, looking at Cupid's white and chubby appearance, like a white-faced steamed bun, and the goddess Venus would shine when she stood in the sun, in comparison, Mr. Vampire looked much more mediocre.

Their living space in the West has been squeezed to a very small size.

What's more, the whole world knows what their weaknesses are, which is undoubtedly the scariest thing, and what's even more terrifying is that there will always be a time when girls all over the world want to fall in love with vampires, and those artists always like to make some vampire-themed movies.

#全世界少女都想和我谈恋爱#

#全世界艺术家都喜欢拍我#

But I'm still having a miserable ......

Mr. Vampire looks very gentlemanly, meticulous, does not squint, does not delight and is not boring, and does not come forward to talk.

"Knowing that everyone is tired of traveling and traveling, they must be very tired now, I will take you to eat first and taste the food of our Great Heaven Dynasty, you will definitely like it!" Minglu said with a smile.

The Heavenly Dynasty envoy was with her, and since they were going to eat, they couldn't pull it down and immediately followed.

On the way, the two delegations had a cordial and friendly conversation.

Nezha and Cupid discussed whose weapon was better to use, and by the way, told Cupid about his extremely thrilling and strange birth history, Cupid said: What is this, you don't know how chaotic the genealogy and bloodline on our side is, all kinds of strange and bloody birth methods, what comes out of the head blabla......

After hearing this, Nezha's whole person was not good. "I was suddenly glad that I was at least born from my mother's womb......"

Cupid patted him on the shoulder when he heard this: "Brother Nezha, be content and happy." ”

"Well, you're right."

"Compared to you in the West, the painting style of our Heavenly Court is simply too normal."

"Yes, yes, you don't know, we don't know if our son and daughter are our own if we are not careful, eh."

Nezha looked at Cupid with extremely sympathetic eyes, at least he could be sure that he was his father's own son, although he had doubted it when he was a bear child, was Li Jingte really his father?

Venus heard his son's complaint next to him and glared at him: "Son, what are you muttering?" ”

"Nope!"

Cupid covered her head, moved to Nezha's side, and whispered, "Oh, Nezha, you don't know what kind of pain my love has experienced. My mother, my beautiful and graceful mother, who could not tolerate my lover, managed to separate us. Do you know how my heart ached? ”

"Now, looking back on the past, my heart will still bloom with a crimson rose, which is the love that I once tortured and destroyed."

Nezha: ......

it!

You can't talk happily anymore!

I didn't see Cupid, you are still a literary young man, what's the matter, can you still be a good friend?

The innocent and innocent Nezha boy was already dumbfounded, what a god of love, why did he start reciting poetry at every turn, I didn't expect you to be this kind of cupid.

Nezha felt that he couldn't match Cupid's style of painting at all.

Sure enough, there is still a generation gap between the East and the West.

"Children are long, it's better not to take it to heart." Nezha hesitated and said.

Cupid raised her head and wanted to cry first: "You, you...... After all, I can't understand the mood of a person who has passed by love, sad, lamentable! ”

Nezha: ???

What's wrong with me?

It should be you Haohua, who obviously has a child's Zhengtai face, don't always show a look of thousands of sails, it will make people misunderstand Haohua, and he even wants to laugh a little in his heart.

Nezha, a simple and upright young man, thought about it, and didn't talk to Cupid.

I always feel that this goddess of love from the West is a little abnormal, not at all as steady as Grandpa Yue, Nezha remains silent, pretending to look out the window, pretending to brow and hearing Cupid's aria.

Suddenly feel that his eldest brother and second brother are so cute, compared to Cupid.

The bus rented by Minglu stopped at the entrance of the night market, and the sky was getting dark, so she beckoned everyone to get off the bus, not to walk around, and to follow the team.

A team of handsome men and beautiful women are too Lori to appear at the entrance of the night market, which attracted the attention of other citizens, and they always couldn't help but glance at them. Someone watched and watched hitting a telephone pole, and this kind of thing happened today.

The night market is very lively, there are all kinds of stalls on both sides of the road, folding tables and small chairs, diners sit in the open air, eat bowls of cold noodles, spicy hot, so happy, this lively fireworks in the world also attracted the gods behind Minglu.

It is......

"Oh! Oh, God! ”

Someone in the team called out weakly, stiffening their necks.

"I didn't expect to hear a vampire calling God one day, it's really evil......"

"What's wrong, what's going on?" Minglu turned around and ran over to ask, only to find that it was Mr. Vampire in the team, whose face was pale, and he began to break out in a cold sweat, and even some couldn't breathe, and the whole person was weak and couldn't move.

Minglu is also a little strange, how can it be so good, suddenly this situation happened?

"Mr. Vampire, are you alright, is there anything wrong with your body?" Isn't the vampire's body very good, how can he be so easily weakened now.

"I ...... I ......" Mr. Vampire was about to faint and collapse, and his hands were clinging to the arms of the people on either side, "I feel terrible, but can I go back and rest first?" ”

"Yes, you can." Minglu immediately agreed, "But what's wrong with you, do you need someone to help you take a look?" ”

Minglu originally wanted to talk about the doctor, but I'm afraid the doctor won't see anything wrong, so it's better to ask the industry to help take a look.

Mr. Vampire waved his hand: "No, no, it's not a big deal, it's just here, oh my god, it's horrible, the smell of garlic is so strong, I feel like I'm almost suffocating, it's so uncomfortable, I have to get out of here and go back for a while......"

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It turns out that it was because of garlic?!

Minglu suddenly realized, she almost forgot that vampires are afraid of garlic, but they are big heavens, why don't they put some green onions, ginger and garlic, especially all kinds of snacks, how can they do without some spices, the taste of garlic in this night market is nothing to them, and they can't even feel it, but for sensitive vampires, it is more terrifying than haze.

She even compared garlic to haze......

Knowing the reason, Minglu also breathed a sigh of relief: "I'm sorry, it was my negligence that I didn't think of this." It seems that our East is indeed not very suitable for vampires to survive, every household is indispensable for cooking and cooking onions, ginger and garlic, if you go out to eat by yourself in the future, be careful, the probability of being hit is still very large. ”

When Mr. Vampire heard this, his face turned even paler.

Oh my God......

Satan, what a terrible country it is, everyone has to eat garlic for three meals, it's so horrible!

This place is literally a hell for their vampires!

Suddenly I feel how happy it is to live in the West, at least those humans who don't eat garlic for meals, let alone secretly enlarge garlic in their dishes, oh, terrible Orientals.

Mr. Vampire has already classified the Celestial Dynasty into the vampire forbidden zone in his heart, and when he returns, he must teach his people not to come to the East to hang around when they are idle, because if you are not careful, you may die here, and this rule must be passed down from generation to generation as their family rules.

Minglu has no idea about the ups and downs of Mr. Vampire's heart at this moment, and she is still thinking about how to compensate him.

"Well, Mr. Vampire, in this case, I'll have you take back to the hotel to rest. Then ask someone to help you pay a takeaway, duck blood soup, pig blood soup and the like, you can rest assured, keep it without adding any strange spices, especially garlic. Minglu thinks this is still more suitable for vampires, even if there is a fishy smell, he is not afraid, after all, people used to drink even fresh blood, and they were afraid of any fishy smell.

Mr. Vampire's face was slightly better, but he was still a little uneasy about the duck blood soup and pig blood soup in Minglu's mouth.

"These are also the foods that the people of our country love to eat, made of pure animal blood clots, processed and cooked, the taste is very good, you can taste it, if you like it, you can call it a few more points when the time comes."

Mr. Vampire listened, wondering in his heart, they also love to eat, these are really made of animal blood? Could it be that the Orientals also have vampire blood, and they also drink blood?

So why can they still eat garlic......

Mr. Vampire was very confused, but he didn't have the strength to think about these things at this time, so he had to be sent back to the hotel by Minglu. Away from the garlic-filled night market, his face finally improved and his breathing became easier.

Minglu also breathed a sigh of relief, she didn't expect that this incident would happen when she first came, the vampire turned out to be so sensitive to the taste of garlic, and that day was really not the place they should have come, so let's order a few more bowls of pig blood soup for Mr. Vampire.

Mr. Vampire should like these, Minglu thought, and proudly bought four large bowls of pig blood soup and duck blood soup, she herself was hungry, so she should hurry up and take everyone to eat crayfish.

That's the highlight of the day!