77. Return to China
Since the Paradise APP was launched, the spiritual world has been completely renewed.
The fallen angels who had a holiday with Heaven in the past couldn't sit still, and they were not very happy to use the name Heaven APP, so they had to make a Hell APP for them explicitly.
This is simple.,Just copy a version and change the UI style.,The details have to be changed to match the national conditions of hell.γ
There are a lot of special species in hell, some of them already have the ability to think, and they can also use mobile phones to surf the Internet, which is good, in the past, the two factions of heaven and hell could still die and never get along, but now as soon as they go online, they may brush out the forwarded content of the neutral faction from the object of concern, look up and don't look down, and accidentally tear it up, well, you can't use the word tear......
It should be said that they debate each other in a weird way.
As we all know, their habits of using words are not quite the same as those of human beings in the 21st century, which is equivalent to our ancestors discussing on the Internet in classical Chinese, with occasional sentences and some sentences, which are full of the atmosphere of middle school.
I can't control these revelations, I can't deal with people's grievances and hatreds by myself, and besides, now is an era of peace, and no matter how much trouble the two forces in the spiritual world make, they won't really fight, and if they really fight, the world will definitely suffer.
Look at how harmonious they are in the Great East, the underworld and the heavenly court get along well, although there are also immortals who don't like each other, and the direction is the same on the whole.
At the same time as the Western World APP was launched, the linkage derivation of the East was also underway.
The members of the delegation who came to the foreign country wrote an article entitled "The Codex of the Investigation of the American Imperialists" under the common pen name of the American Imperialist Investigation Group, which aims to record in the form of a diary what they saw and heard in the paradise of the American imperialists, as well as the living conditions of the American imperialists and the living conditions of the American imperialists A Piao.
Minglu also glanced at it a few times, only to find out: "It turns out that they usually complain about angels like this in their hearts?" β
But no, the favorite thing for the Heavenly Dynasty Ah Piao to do is to compare themselves with the difference between themselves and their Great American Emperor's A Piao, there is a big difference in form, but they are much happier than the Great American Emperor's A Piao.
"July 8th, fine, very good mood."
"Today, our delegation followed the leader to the cemetery near New York to investigate, oh God, guess what we saw?"
"-- A lot of winged Ah Piao, yes, angels."
"Sure enough, the Heavenly Dynasty and the Great American Emperor are two evolutionary directions, and their forms are different after death, how to be friends? But there is no use in having gorgeous feathers, you must have heard of the extravagance, the ruin, this kind of thing is flashy, it has only one function, it makes them fly, and other than that, there is no use. β
"But we are different, not only do we not have heavy wings, but we also have new clothes and new mobile phones."
"For the first time I saw the admiration, praise, enthusiasm, and wonder that came out of the crooked nuts' eyes, you can't imagine what it was like to be baptized by that gaze. Their paradise has nothing, let alone the Internet, and they wear old clothes all year round, which is really pitiful, and such a life is like a dry well, boring. β
"The kind heaven is going to save them~"
"On July 20th, it was sunny and I was in a good mood."
"The Heaven APP is online, and their pimple Ah Piao in the West has a really loud voice, screaming at every turn, and my ears are almost deaf."
"There are all kinds of wings floating around in the cemetery, and I feel a little hungry, and one of the big brothers actually carried New Orleans wings on his shoulder, so I couldn't bear it."
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Minglu raised her eyebrows slightly when she saw this, she was drinking afternoon tea and eating snacks at David's house, and David was busy with the affairs of the courier department: "I just got a roast wing option, and someone really replaced this wing with a ......"
If only a few people would be fine, but if they were all replaced, she felt that God would hate her.
At that time, heaven was full of chicken wings flying around, and those who didn't know thought that heaven was burned by a great god, and as a result, everyone's beautiful wings were burned into New Orleans roast wings.
"There are a few archangels who seem to be quite interested in this, boss, do you want to make another hellish version, burnt?" Zheng Yihan is afraid that the world will not be chaotic.
Ming Lu glanced at him: "Charted? Do you want me to be hunted down by hell...... Hell is terrible, even more terrible than the underworld. β
She shook her head, saying that she would definitely not make a hellish burnt version, but she could make a few gothic styles, which should be quite popular. The needs of hell users should also be fully considered!
Minglu remembered it intently.
At this time, the new Western English section of the website of the Celestial Dynasty has aroused heated discussions among readers.
Here comes the routine again!
Originally, they were very happy to watch "The Codex of the Investigation of American Imperialism", every day hahaha is very silly and sweet, and some people even want to go to the West to die to see if they will grow wings.
Other netizens sneered:
"Come on, it's good not to be sent back home by the angels, no, it's also a problem for you to cross the Pacific Ocean, just get on the plane and smuggle back 2333"
"It's not necessarily an angel with wings, it could be a birdman!"
"Brother, if you really want to try, remember to broadcast it live to us~"
"I didn't expect the brothers and sisters of the Great American Emperor to live in such a dire world, no, I have to save them!"
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This diary was once very popular on the website, but that's it, nothing else.
Chrono hasn't made any big moves to open a new website recently, so they are all very calm about what to do, read novels, watch live broadcasts, and cook in the kitchen.
Now there is a stove app in the mobile phone of the day, both men and women, young and old can make delicious dishes that can be eaten, although the appearance is not flattering, but this software has also become a must-have for home travel, changing everyone's lifestyle.
As a result, after a while of calm, a new action is coming again!
This time, the new action is still different from before, and it is teasing netizens, in fact, netizens also think that the official is not teasing them.
The Super Time and Space Original Literature Network has opened up a Western sub-station.
Specifically, it is a sub-station of the original English text of Western original novels, which means that the novels online in it are all in the original English text!
It doesn't matter, the official has prepared an online English-Chinese dictionary intimately!
Stumble!
Even if there is an English-Chinese dictionary, it is useless, even if you know the meaning of the words, some long sentences are complex and the structure of the sentence is fixed, and it is useless if you don't know the grammar......
Only, dry stare.
Even die-hard fans of the site were dumbfounded.
I've never seen a website, an original literary website, that will make an English web article.
Just kidding!
Kid them off!
This section is just a joke!
For many readers, this English online novel has a certain dyslexia (Yan sΓΉ face
Even Director Xu of Huaxia Original Literature Network called Ming Lu and asked, "Why did you get an English online article on a trip abroad?" It's a bit different, I don't think the level of English penetration in our Heavenly Dynasty is not so good......"
"I feel that this sub-station has no profit prospects." Here's the point.
Minglu stirred the black tea in the teacup, and said slowly: "Don't be nervous, this substation is just a substation of the Western site, imported directly from there, updated synchronously, I don't want to make a profit, do it first, maybe there will be unexpected effects?" β
Director Xu: ......
Why do you think it's scary for you to make an English online article!
Minglu doesn't care, she has confidence now, it doesn't matter if this project fails, she didn't plan to focus on the development of this project. But the Celestial Dynasty has already got one, and by the way, it won't be in the way to get a Western version, there are so many angels, there are always people who want to write something, it's a hitchhiking thing.
So it got started, and Minglu didn't give a translator to the domestic one.
It's everyone...... Love to watch or not.
There is also a live program in English without subtitles.
It is with this mentality of casually testing the water, the Western branch station was launched, and readers were shocked and speculated that this was a step towards internationalization beyond time and space, and they could only think so strictly.
In fact, it is Minglu that broadens the territory, and by the way, pulls people to write some articles.
The official of Chrono also issued an announcement that "this sub-station is very serious and will continue to open for a long time", and said that "the authors are all native-born crooked nuts, and the English is still very authentic", and the novel is also very wonderful, if you read it carefully, you may have unexpected gains.
There are many readers who are not very good at English and give up directly, but there are also a group of fans who are comfortable reading English and rush to try it.
This taste is incredible.
Ding Xiaoguo has been studying abroad, and in recent years, she has returned to China to work, her English foundation is not bad, she has not lost it, she usually wanders around various websites in time and space to find some fun and relax, but she didn't expect that one day she actually saw the original network open up an English section.
It is conceivable that this sub-station is not particularly popular and not very popular.
Ding Xiaoguo was very interested, and happily ran to the website to browse the English online articles that had been launched, and the subject matter was in the same vein as the original style of Chao Space, that is, a little more serious.
Angels have just entered the Internet era, and their brains are not so big.
There are a lot of interesting articles though......
For example, a well-known little angry young man who does not have hell writes an article about Lucifer and God in the article, and his position is naturally to support the king and oppose heaven!
That penmanship, tsk, is written so that the soul of gossip is burning.
Since they have written about Lucifer, it is inevitable that some people will gossip about the intricate relationships between the high-ranking people in hell, and write them decently, complaining as if they follow them every day.
Ding Xiaoguo has seen a lot, and gradually figured out the author's style, which is mainly divided into hell and heaven, as well as neutrality.
The content of the neutral writing is biased towards the daily life of the people who eat Gua Apiao.
The Hell faction is mainly a gossip and angry faction, and they like to talk about heaven in a roundabout way.
The Heaven faction is generally a bit chattering, especially those diligent archangels, who especially love to write work diaries, and after writing, they have to summarize it, humorize it, and write a bad joke, and cold people can't do it.
Oops!
The door of the new world is opened in front of Ding Xiaoguo, and the content of the Western English station is not inferior to the novels of this site, it's a pity that no one reads it, so much gossip full of sentiment, and the group of melon-eating people who have nothing to do every day and eat and drink water every day to watch heaven and hell are inexplicably a little cute......
Ding Xiaoguo feels that more people should see these novels!
What to do?
Obviously, there is no official idea of translation, which is quite a novelty.
If you don't translate, you won't translate, Ding Xiaoguo decided to flip it himself, and then gather his friends to make a subtitle group, and then ask the official if they would like to ask for their translation.
Someone took the initiative to be a translator, and it was revealed that there was naturally no need to refuse, so he immediately approved and agreed, specially recruited them to be the translation team at home, and gave them part-time wages.
This made Ding Xiaoguo even more energetic, and immediately gathered his friends and translated!
The speed of the translation team is very fast, and the translation of serialized articles comes out one after another, but their current progress still can't catch up with the speed of updating all articles, and secondly, there are too few people.
Happily, after the official release of the translated Chinese version, readers who did not want to read the original English text gradually returned and read these translated novels with great interest.
Tut!
That's the smell!
"I suddenly feel that the American emperor eats Gua Piao, and the masses are also very cute......"
"Hahahaha, when I touched the skin of hell's heaven, I quickly hugged and covered the halo and flew away, a little cute~"
"I didn't expect so many angry young people from hell to ......"
"Hell little angry young people are all Lucifer's fan sisters and fan brothers, hey, I also want to be a little angry young man in hell!"
"I think the hellish faction is especially suitable for being a joker to do self-media, the heavenly group, cough, civil servants are the most suitable for them."
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The human beings of the Heavenly Dynasty suddenly found that in comparison, their underworld was much more serious and strict, and they were all serious civil servants.
After the translation, the Chinese manuscript was very popular, and readers who were not interested in it were attracted, but unfortunately the speed of translation could not keep up with their reading speed, and they had to wait.
Ding Xiaoguo and they were also in a hurry, but they had no choice but to step up recruitment.
However, due to the delay in translation, it has caused another effect, and some readers are not in a hurry and simply go to see the latest update of the original English text for themselves. Although I didn't understand it very well, I translated the new words, combined with the previous text, and stumbled and read it.
Many people do this, and some of them really can't speak English, so they honestly wait for the translation.
Unexpectedly......
Those fans who can't wait to translate their own raw meat texts have improved their English a little later, especially in terms of vocabulary, each author always has some words that are used repeatedly, and they don't need to look it up again if they read more.
So recently, from time to time on the Internet, some netizens have posted Weibo feedback#Since I read the timeless novel, my mother no longer has to worry about my English#, which shows that everyone's hard work on the results of raw meat is still very helpful to themselves.
"Since I chewed the original text, I have mastered more and more English vocabulary, and I can understand reading comprehension......"
"Last week, I got a high score in the English test, and the teachers were terrified."
"Thank you for the grace of time and space to reinvent my English! Thank you, God Lucifer! Thanks to the little angry youth of hell! β
These were all complete surprises......
But it's not bad, do it while the iron is hot, and since the "English reading comprehension training" has come out, let's get the "English listening training" out as well.
Minglu asked people to contact Cupid's child: "That child is still in the United States, and he didn't go to Europe." β
"Hmm......" the archangel hesitated, "wait a minute. β
The archangel seemed to contact Cupid in some way, and then replied to Minglu: "Miss Ming, it's Valentine's Day soon, and Lord Cupid seems to be busy sharpening her knife, ah no, it's sharpening arrows......"
Minglu: "......"
"He should learn from Yue Lao, how troublesome it is to carry arrows on his back every day, it is still convenient to have a red line, just tie a ball of yarn."
Archangel: "......"
"Miss Ming, this, it's different, cough cough."
"Okay, okay, when do you let him contact me when he is free, I haven't got the program I said before. If he hadn't contacted me, I'd have had to call him for my life. Minglu said.
"No problem!"
The archangel said that it must be conveyed in place, although Lord Cupid was a little naughty, but he was already interested in this matter, and he should have obediently contacted Miss Ming.
The archangel didn't know that Ming Lu was planning to use Lord Cupid to go over and hold an "English listening live training" for the people of the Great Celestial Empire.
The cute little Zhengtai broadcasts hearing or something, and it will definitely be very popular!