65. Courier
For Minglu's sudden proposal, David and Mr. Tom were both confused, and Boss Jiang was so frightened that his chopsticks fell to the ground, what the hell?! He couldn't stand the shock at his age.
But......
It's nothing to see, he hasn't seen him for a long time, Lu's nephew's daughter is here A Piao, but they are the most fashionable benchmarks of fashion and fashion, and they look better than mortals.
People are not as good as ghosts.
David and Tom, after being frightened, patted their chests: "Oh my gosh, are you serious? ”
"Are there really ghosts?"
"Can we see it too?"
"Isn't the ghost of the East terrifying?"
The two curious foreign comrades are like going back to the age of children at this moment, and all kinds of strange questions are emerging one after another. Their knowledge of the Orient is very poor, let alone the ghosts of the East, just like we can't imagine ourselves with wings and a halo on the top of their heads, and they can't imagine what the Orientals will be after death.
For them, Difu, Yama, are also very unfamiliar words.
Minglu waved his hand: "When you see it with your own eyes, you will understand." Rest assured, they are all very kind, hardworking and friendly, even if they become ghosts, they still uphold the traditional virtues of our Great Heaven Dynasty since ancient times, and they will not harm human beings at will. They should be happy to meet new people. She smiled.
"You really don't want to see them at all?"
“…… Think. ”
David and Tom were so bewitched by the revelation that they couldn't hold back their desire to catch a glimpse of the Oriental ghosts, that was ...... The hidden world of the mysterious ancient East. They may be the first Westerners ever to see the ghosts of the East.
Unexpectedly, in their lifetimes, they did not see God first, but the ghosts of the East first.
Perhaps from the state of existence of the ghosts in the East, it can be deduced what heaven in the West will be like when they die, and David and Tom are beginning to look forward to what they will be like when they die.
Of course, this expectation is incorrect.
At this time, the company has not yet gotten off work, although the other companies in the office building, except for the employees who are working overtime, have all gone home to rest, but the company is still busy, and Mr. Xiao led Zhong A Piao to be busy sorting the express delivery of cemeteries around the world.
There was also a computer keyboard next to it, which was pounding and crackling, and from a human point of view, no one was touching it at all, but its keys were bouncing one by one.
Well, there's a computer-savvy programmer ape doing courier scan statistics.
Old man Xiao read the hot paper that had just been printed, and Ah Piao, who was dressed in neat uniforms, floated in front of Old Man Xiao in rows, waiting: "You are responsible for the express delivery of Balitun, and you are responsible for the express delivery of the steep mountainous area of XX Province...... There is also the No. 1 Middle School in Mingzhu City, yo, there is an old grave under the original site of this school, there are so many express deliveries, these old comrades must have been suppressed for many years, you, you are in charge of this middle school. ”
Old man Xiao carefully assigned each Ah Piao sorting and transportation task, and the express delivery of Ah Piao from all over the country was gathered here by them, and the logistics of the human world were not much different, and they were full of life.
Minglu took David and Tom, turned sideways slightly, smiled playfully, and stretched out his hand to slowly push the door open: "When you see it later, don't be too surprised." ”
David and Tom nodded obediently, their eyes wide, their hearts pounding.
Boss Jiang followed behind them, probing his brain, looking around curiously, he didn't know what kind of place this was, and every time he was forced to open the door to a new world.
The door slowly opened, and the lights suddenly turned on.
“wow!”
“wow?!”
David and Tom opened their mouths wide and looked in amazement at the high shelves in front of them, the couriers piled up everywhere, and ...... Facing the air, they are very familiar with it, and even the old man Xiao will never be forgotten.
And also......
The sense of saving zài is very strong, and I am beating the keyboard.
"Why did so many people die in this riverside town, all of them drowned? It's all water ghosts! Forget it, you go to deliver this. Old Man Xiao turned the page and said, suddenly noticed that the door behind him was opened, looked back, and found that it was Minglu and the two foreign comrades, a little surprised, "Yo, you are here." ”
"Why are these two here too?" Old man Xiao is talking about David and Tom.
Ming Lu smiled and said, "Bring them to meet our Oriental Ah Piao for transnational friendly exchanges." ”
Old Man Xiao understood instantly, and his eyes were a little narrow: "These two foreign comrades have not seen their country's ...... The one with wings. ”
Minglu shook her head: "Not yet." ”
Old Man Xiao shrugged his shoulders slightly, and seemed to be quite interested: "I want to meet their ghosts in the West, what is it like to go to heaven, can it really grow wings?" Dare to love them, they can still evolve when they die, right? ”
"Maybe, there will always be a chance in the future, and I'll take you to meet you when the time comes." Minglu's face is a matter of course.
She believes that her company will one day become a multinational company, definitely!
If she could, she would really like to be Zuckerberg in the Western spiritual world, but she was afraid that when people really came to heaven in the future, they would sue her for plagiarism. So forget it.
David and Tom looked around curiously, the place was empty, and Old Man Xiao was alone, but they always felt that it was very lively, as if something was moving around them, but they could not see anything.
Is there any secret hidden in this mysterious martial artist?!
Sure enough, it's the ancient and mysterious East!
David and Tom had already made up countless strange stories in their minds, and in the end, they decided to turn to Minglu for help and whispered a question.
"Oh, Miss Ming, could you please tell me what the hell is going on here, why, we always feel that there seems to be something strange around us?"
Minglu tilted his head, the corners of his lips slightly hooked, and said to Tom, "Tom, there is a cute little girl who has fallen on your shoulder. ”
“what?!” Tom's pupils constricted in fright, "Oh, Ming, this joke isn't funny at all. ”
Even Westerners are afraid of mysterious things like ghosts.
This kind of thing does not distinguish between China and foreign countries.
Minglu smiled happily and was full of energy, patted him on the shoulder and soothed, "Do you feel that your shoulders are suddenly a little heavy?" But this little girl is really cute, she's the cutest little girl we've ever had, and she's going to be angry if you hate her......"
"I ...... I'm ......" Tom stammered, frightened, "I, I'm not afraid of her. Oh Ming, your tone is so real. ”
"It's true." Minglu shrugged, "Na, give me your mobile phone, I'll help you connect to wifi, and then, you will find out that this world is ...... How amazing it is. ”
Minglu raised his eyebrows: "Get ready~"
"Hmmm......"
David and Tom held their breath at the same time, but they were still caught off guard-
At the moment of wifi connection, when they blinked and opened their eyes again, there was a bustling crowd of people in uniform in the originally empty warehouse. That's right, they originally thought it was people, as if it was a trick, who could believe that this place was actually empty just now, but in less than a second, there was a lively crowd again.
"God...... This, is this magic? Tom's mouth was wide open, and he couldn't close it at all.
David squeezed Tom's arm: "Tom! Sue me! I'm not dreaming! How the hell did so many people suddenly appear, I just, just blinked......"
Just blinking, I felt as if I had arrived in another world.
Hadn't they just been apparitioned?
Minglu poked his head out of the middle of the two with a smile, and kindly reminded: "Watch their feet~"
David and Tom bowed their heads in obedience, and their gazes followed.
Boss Jiang, who was standing behind, also lowered his head in a daze, paying attention to their feet.
I watched it for a while.
Tom's whole body trembled, and he stammered, "He, they, they're dangling, oh, this must be magic, oh my god, where the hell am I right now?!" ”
David swallowed: "Super, supernatural, he, how the hell did they do it?" ”
The foreign comrades are now very square, and if they could, they would probably shed tears of shock and consternation, and then struggled to hug each other. Oh my God, the science and technology of the East have unconsciously overtaken them, no, this is not science and technology, this must be magic, their magic in the East, really, it is really shocking!
In this way, I don't know what strange misunderstanding they will have about the mysterious and ancient East.
Ming Lu was helpless, and grabbed Tom and David's shoulders tightly: "Have you forgotten why I brought you here just now?" It's just to let you see the ghosts of the East, and now that you've seen them, don't you think they're actually scary at all, huh? ”
"Ghosts of the East?" David looked back in a daze.
"Yes." Minglu nodded affirmatively.
Tom was stunned for a moment: "Wait, you, you said they were ghosts?!" ”
……
Comrade Tom's trembling and excited tone clearly showed his mental activity.
How can there be such a clean modern uniform and neatly working Ah Piao, bastard! doesn't look like Ah Piao at all, obviously he is a staff member of the company.
Wait a minute......
It seems that something important has been mentioned.
"What are they doing now?" Comrade Tom finally got to the point.
Minglu smiled and replied: "They are sorting and delivering couriers, which is a very sacred job, and couriers carry the hope of life in Piao all over the country." After all the express delivery is delivered to us, the express delivery will be delivered by our general warehouse to Ah Piao all over the country to sign for receipt. How's that, it's great. ”
Don't talk about express delivery in front of foreign comrades with bad logistics.
They want to cry.
David was shocked, how shocked—dumbfounded.
"You're saying it's a courier company, they're employees of the company, they're in charge of delivering deliveries, and they're ...... All ghosts? David couldn't believe it.
Minglu snapped his fingers and said to him calmly, "Honey, you can speak slowly, don't be so nervous. We did hire ghosts to deliver deliveries, but it's not a real company yet, and maybe it would be a good idea to be a company. Because we undertake the express delivery of cemeteries all over the country, you must know that the other half of this world, there are also many ghosts, which are not faster than the human world, so the number of logistics is very large, and it is not possible to operate without entering the right track. ”
David and Tom didn't know how to react at all after hearing Minglu's words.
From birth to the present, they have never thought of this, it is almost equivalent to a whimsical business plan, it is indeed whimsical, and they will not hire angels or demons as couriers in the West.
It's almost impossible.
It's completely impossible, in the past few decades of their lives, they never thought that there would be such a company in this world.
When you hire ghost employees, everyone except the boss is a ghost.
The customers are all ghosts, too.
Express delivery is divided by cemetery.
Commodities are obtained from the mortal world.
Oh, my God......
They suddenly feel that their brain capacity is too small to absorb such a large amount of information.
And only Minglu can do it.
Who would have thought that the express delivery industry in the underworld is in full swing, in a place that humans don't know, Ah Piao is hurriedly delivering couriers, and Ah Piao happily signs for the express delivery every moment, it's simply unimaginable.
Has the hidden world developed to this extent?
"This, this is a feat!" David could only hold back such a sentence for a long time, not that he had nothing to say, but that he was so shocked that he really didn't know what to say. These uniformed employees don't look like the ghosts they have in their impression of causing trouble. They are completely indistinguishable from people, except that they are suspended in the air.
A flash of inspiration flashed in David's mind, and something suddenly came to mind: "I know! They must be more efficient at delivering couriers than we are! ”
Minglu smiled proudly: "Of course, they use flying, no matter the cliffs are ruined or the mountain roads are steep, they can fly over, and Ah Piao is not as troublesome as humans to deliver couriers." "A small spell will do.
David was speechless in astonishment: "...... It's really, it's amazing! This idea! ”
Who would have thought that this whimsical idea could become a reality?
It's a pity that this business is currently only provided to Ah Piao, not to humans, otherwise the couriers in the world will lose their jobs, but ...... They don't disrupt the mass market and can fight in the high-end demand market.
“hi~”
There are also many Ah Piao who took the initiative to say hello to David and Tom.
David and Tom were both stunned, and raised their hands stiffly as if they were a machine, and beckoned: "Hi~"
It was only after saying hello that they came to their senses.
I just ...... Did you say hello to the ghosts of the East?
They not only saw them, but also spoke to them? Say hello? Smiled at each other?
Tom ...... The ghost greeted me. David Mumu said.
"I heard it, I did it, I was ...... Said hello to the ghosts, and just should say a good evening. Tom regretted it.
The two looked at these hard-working Ah Piao couriers curiously and carefully, as Ming Lu said, most of them were relatively friendly, but they were also very bold, relying on their own Ah Piao, they soared into Chinese-style English with two foreign comrades.
In fact, Tom and David didn't understand it at all, and they all relied on gestures.
Most of Ah Piao's more curious questions are: Do your pimple ghosts really have wings? Do you grow wings and fly back immediately? Do you have such a good environment for our Great Heaven Dynasty over there?
David and Tom could only helplessly say each time: We don't know either.
I felt inexplicably given a sense of superiority by Tian Chao Piao.
Still, it doesn't matter.
The two foreign comrades were still deeply immersed in the joy of seeing what they had seen.
"Okay, have you finished reading?" Minglu patted the two of them on the shoulder and asked.
David and Tom shook their heads.
Boss Jiang also shook his head.
They haven't seen enough, the first time they saw Ah Piao, it was like looking at rare animals, they couldn't see enough.
After this night, they became more and more curious, what exactly do the ghosts of the West look like, and do they also send couriers, when they don't know. But perhaps the number of ghosts in the West is not as high as in the East.
Minglu won't let them stay any longer: "Okay, they still have to work, and there will be opportunities for you to see them in the future, Ah Piao is not all here, the streets are full of Ah Piao, you can see them when you go out, let's go, don't disturb their work." Otherwise, the ghosts who can't get the delivery on time will silently chant incantations to you in their hearts. ”
David and Tom shuddered when they heard this, and compromised: "Well, well...... Let's go. ”
Before parting, the two of them still said goodbye to Old Man Xiao and Ah Piao's employees, and were very reluctant to leave this big warehouse, if possible, they should be willing to stay here for one night tonight.
However, Ming Lu brutally broke their expectations and stuffed the two directly into the car.
"Alright, you two, it's not too early, you should go back to rest. I'll take you out tomorrow to meet new friends? For your sake, you will be leaving the day after tomorrow. Minglu gave a stick and a handful of sugar.
David and Tom nodded happily.
As for what new friends Minglu has prepared for them, of course, they are the little friends they are looking forward to.
The streets are full of Ah Piao, and I can't find it.
Recently, Ah Piao has become more and more active in the yang world, especially after the merit task system came out, the friends have begun to actively do tasks, make money and earn merit, and mortals in the yang world can also feel that their luck is getting better and better inexplicably.
Minglu plans to let David and Tom see that their Oriental Ah Piao's su zhì is still very high.
In order to create a harmonious prefecture, they have also made a lot of effective supervision measures.
……
The next day, Minglu pulled the two out early, and when they heard that they were going to see Ah Piao's friends again today, David and Tom suddenly felt like they had been beaten with chicken blood, and Boss Jiang also followed.
Don't ask him why he also came with a dead face, he watched A Piao and watched the release yesterday, and he was curious, so he followed him silently, and he said that he would accompany foreign customers.
In addition, Lin Yan came over on vacation today...... Get a free air conditioner.
In fact, he recently felt that the weather in China seemed to be starting to get a little abnormal, and this June was not as high as usual, and he was a little unaccustomed to it.
What about global warming?
Listening to Minglu, is it because Ah Piao has come out for frequent activities recently?