64. What's that

After the two foreign comrades were leveled by Mr. Xiao, they wanted to have an in-depth and friendly cordial exchange with Mr. Xiao, but they were ruthlessly rejected by Mr. Xiao: "I have more important work to do." Since you're here to find our boss, please wait! ”

Foreign comrades looked at Old Man Xiao's back like this, eager to pierce it.

Boss Jiang was accompanying him, and he was almost out of sight, you foreign comrades are really strange, is it necessary, is it necessary? Well, in fact, he was also shocked by the old man's hand just now.

Fortunately, Minglu rushed over and received two foreign comrades.

As an outstanding college student in the new era, Minglu's English is naturally slippery, after all, she can count on her company to become a multinational enterprise in the future.

Now even in the spirit world, there will be some immortals who can learn English, and they sometimes have to deal with foreign gods, although they usually have well water and not river water.

Boss Jiang explained his intention to Minglu in advance, hoping that she could help promote friendly exchanges between the two foreign comrades.

"I heard that the two of you want to come to exchange traditional culture?" Minglu tilted his head slightly, smiling gently.

Boss Jiang leaned over and reminded the two foreign comrades: "We have an old saying in the Heavenly Dynasty, people can't look good, just like the old man just now, this is the boss of the old man, the boss, who is deeply hidden." ”

Boss Jiang's mysterious tone made the two foreign comrades tremble in fright, and they sat upright.

"God, you look so young." Foreign comrades still couldn't help but sigh.

Come on, in the eyes of foreign men, Oriental girls are always older than they seem, especially young girls, who are even younger.

The attitude of the two foreign comrades at the moment was very upright, and they gave a thumbs up to Ming Lu.

He also said: "We are indeed very interested in the culture of the Celestial Dynasty, but we don't understand Mr. Jiang's original introduction, what is it, Qimen...... Dunjia? What is Wind ...... Water? ”

It was really a tragedy to get two foreigners to speak Chinese.

The two foreign comrades, one named David and the other Tom, are quite easy to remember.

The two foreign comrades originally came here today to go through the motions, and they didn't mention much curiosity about Qimen Feng Shui, so it was really difficult for them to understand. But after seeing Chinese kung fu, they changed their minds and thought that there must be a hidden dragon and a crouching tiger here, which is very powerful.

China is indeed a magical country.

Minglu glanced at Boss Jiang, Boss Jiang tried to radiate a distress wave to her, he only knew a few English words, how do you know how to explain to foreign comrades what is called feng shui and what is called qimen, he himself doesn't understand it, okay?

Minglu retracted his gaze, looked at David and Tom leisurely, and smiled slightly: "Actually, you don't have to dig into what it means, you don't have to dig deeper, let's get a real battle to make you understand." However, in words that you can understand, Qi Men is: the symmetrical relationship between the law of individual human development and random nonlinear space-time, and Feng Shui is about the influence of environmental space-time on individual field energy under microscopic quantum mechanics. ”

……

…………

Serious nonsense.

David: Dumbfounded.jpg

Tom: Dumbfounded.jpg

Boss Jiang: What the hell are you talking about, you can't hurt yourself if you have too little vocabulary!

David and Tom were still struggling to digest a long list of words.

Boss Jiang didn't understand what Minglu was talking about at all.

"Lu...... You translate for your uncle, but your uncle's English is not very good. Boss Jiang pleaded.

Ming Lu shook his head: "It's nothing, I'll tell them that Qimen prediction is the symmetrical relationship between the law of individual human development and random nonlinear space-time, and Feng Shui is about the influence of environmental space-time on individual field energy under microscopic quantum mechanics." That's it, gone. ”

"I'm right." Minglu spread his hands and crooked his eyes with a smile.

Boss Jiang: "Areyoukidding!"

Minglu: "...... Uncle Jiang, why did you suddenly soar in English. ”

At this moment, there was a bunch of jumbled words on Boss Jiang's head: "Wait, what kind of individual human are you, what kind of non-linear...... What quantum mechanics, what the hell?! Why can't I understand the translation into Chinese at all, this, can this foreign comrade really understand? ”

I don't know what you're talking about.

No, in fact, Boss Jiang can understand a little, that is, it is...... How did you change your name and feel like you have become scientific and tall, just like the dog in the village changed your name Long Aotian, it feels completely different My God!

Can foreign comrades really understand?

Can you really understand it?

It's true......

Boss Jiang glanced at David and Tom carefully, huh! Boss Jiang frowned slightly, his eyebrows rose with doubt, and his body leaned back slightly.

Why are these two goods still rubbing their chins and nodding thoughtfully?

You can all understand it!

Then I'm really convinced!

David, who had a deep expression, raised his head after thinking about it, and looked at Minglu, who was solemn, and seemed to have a very important insight to tell her.

Boss Jiang and the others are going to have an in-depth and friendly exchange of traditional culture with Luzi this time, but they never expected:

"Could you please repeat it again?"

"Speed, a little slower."

……

Boss Jiang: ......

This is the case with comrades from foreign countries, cough, this cannot be said nonsense, it will affect international diplomatic relations.

At the strong request of the foreign comrades, Ming Lu repeated it in English and slowed down, and this time Comrade David and Comrade Tom finally understood.

"I still don't understand it, but I generally understand it." David smiled and showed his big white teeth.

Boss Jiang said in this regard, Sister Luzi is talking nonsense seriously, can you really understand it!

What kind of space-time symmetry is that......

Finished.

As soon as he finished speaking, he didn't remember it at all.

It's too much of a name.

Forget it, forget it.

But if you remember it, you can pretend to be forced when you go out in the future.

Boss Jiang decided to go back and ask Minglu in private, and then copy it in a small notebook in case of emergency.

"Our company also provides this kind of service to our customers." Minglu explained.

"Such a service?" The two foreign comrades did not understand it again.

"Hmm......" Minglu tilted his head and thought for a while, then replied, "Actually, it's like your Western classical astrology, tarot cards and other predictions of the future, and another is that the West doesn't have a formation?" We have feng shui conditioning and layout, although it is not the same, but the purpose is sometimes similar, that is, to promote wealth, promote prosperity, peach blossoms. The rest is channeling, exorcism, I believe that you should be no stranger to this. ”

David and Tom looked at each other, and they were naturally no strangers to these, as there were similar traditions in their country.

It's just the first time they've met someone who is really engaged in this profession in the Celestial Empire, this ancient country. The gods of the East are completely different from their Western gods, and the practice of rituals is also different, almost a completely unfamiliar territory.

Minglu suddenly hooked the corners of her lips and smiled: "This kind of thing, just talking about it, may not feel much, so let's help you make a little money, how about it?" ”

"Huh?!"

"Can it now?!"

Things turned out a bit unexpectedly for David and Tom.

Minglu snickered, if you don't do this, how can you help Uncle Jiang facilitate this business?

She nodded confidently: "Right now, where are you staying now, hotel?" ”

"Yes." The two nodded.

They are only on temporary business trips, not particularly often in China, currently staying in a hotel, and will not stay long before going back. However, as two people, the place to live has to be suite-level.

Just do it, get up quickly, and bring the compass: "Let's go now." ”

“…… Huh! Okay, okay. David and Tom were a little unable to keep up with Minglu's resolute pace, and were stunned for a moment before they got up. Boss Jiang is envious and jealous of the two foreign comrades, although he brought it himself, eh, such a good welfare is only available at this time, but Lu niece is also to help himself.

To be able to witness the miracle of feng shui again, Boss Jiang is still very excited.

When the group was about to go out, Old Man Xiao was sitting at the gate to watch the door, and when he saw them coming out, he smiled and beckoned: "Yo, you want to go out." ”

As soon as David and Tom saw Old Man Xiao, their eyes were full of admiration and admiration, and their eyes were burning.

Exposed: ......

She asked with her eyes what Old Man Xiao had just done to them.

Old Man Xiao shrugged helplessly and spread his hands, oh, he didn't do anything, he just did a finger exercise.

Before leaving, David and Tom also shook hands with Old Man Xiao several times, reluctantly.

Minglu is embarrassed, what are you stimulated by that you are reluctant to leave her here as soon as you come?

In the end, David and Tom still turned back three times in one step, and were pushed into the car by Boss Jiang, who kept chattering Chinese Boss Jiang: "Hurry up, hurry up, get in the car, don't do it, what's so good......"

People can't understand it, so Boss Jiang is just complaining by himself.

……

The group drove to the hotel.

I got on the elevator and entered the room to see, tsk, it was really a luxurious suite, particularly spacious, and the lighting was good.

This hotel is a very famous hotel in the local area, many companies will book this hotel if they have important partners to negotiate, and the business here is very good all year round.

The business is good, which proves that the feng shui here is good.

Minglu picked up the compass and measured it, Wangshan Wangxiang, good pattern!

Sure enough, the feng shui of the hotel is good.

David and Tom are laymen, they can't read anything, and they don't know where to start when they want to ask questions. I asked for the floor plan of the room in a clear and quick way, put a compass diagram on the notebook, and set the location of the details.

Pick the three best positions.

And then what......

Water!

If he could, Minglu would like to carry a large water tank, but even if it is in the hotel, the large water tank is a bit too big.

"Boss Jiang, you ask people to buy a few buckets to come back, as well as hydroponic pothos, humidifiers, buy more. Get a few more big red cushions, and ask for big red ones. Minglu admonished.

"Huh?" Boss Jiang poked his head over, looking puzzled, so rough and simple.

"You go and get people to buy it first." Minglu urged, short-term prosperity, but not to be vigorous, to release water to be more arrogant, this is all wealth, as long as you don't put a big water tank, it's fine.

As for what the red cushion does, it is used to stabilize the mountain star in the middle palace, the mountain star represents the people, urging wealth, but it also has to have a life to make money, in this case, the mountain star must also be prosperous.

The layout of some houses, although they can make a fortune, is to make money on the basis of consuming the body, and exchange their lives for money.

Boss Jiang immediately called people to buy the things they needed and sent them over, and the efficiency of his subordinates was extremely fast, and after a while, all the purchases were completed and delivered to the hotel.

David and Tom were dumbfounded: "What are these going to do?" ”

Boss Jiang said with a smile: "This is what is used to give the two of them prosperity." ”

"These?"

David and Tom were surprised that they seemed to be getting less and less aware of the magical Chinese.

The employees who had suddenly come in were taking buckets to fetch water and put it in the bay window, while Minglu was holding a compass to guide them where they had put it.

Minglu asked them to put two large buckets in the bay window.

In the other two places, one has two humidifiers, and Minglu turns on the humidifiers to keep them running, and the other places puts hydroponic pothos.

The red pillows are all piled up in the living room of the middle palace, the position of the sofa.

"That's it!" After finishing the work, Minglu clapped her hands and said with satisfaction.

"Good...... Finish? David and Tom Tong Guò's expressions were clear, discerning her state at the moment, as if to say that everything had been done.

Seems simpler than they think?

Because no too complicated formations were used.

They are urging a little money, so they naturally don't use any advanced formations. Unless it is a special need, the customer requires the arrangement of feng shui, which can make the family prosper and produce talents, or when it is necessary to suppress evil spirits and exorcise ghosts and change the luck of the entire evil house, it is necessary to use complex formations to suppress it.

"It's already done." Minglu turned around and smiled, "You'd better keep the humidifier on all the time and keep it running, nothing else, and then don't move these things at will, don't move them at all." Including the red cushions on the sofa, you can't take them off. I'm sure you'll receive good news soon. ”

"Can I win the lottery?" David blinked and asked suspiciously, "My luck in the lottery is always bad." ”

"Yes, indeed." Tom shrugged.

The two of them couldn't understand Minglu's words at this time, and these seemingly ordinary things that were suddenly added didn't seem to be anything special, and they hadn't been cast some kind of spell. These items alone can really make them ...... Hmm, make more money?

Both Tom and David have a sense of uncertainty.

Minglu smiled sideways: "Maybe you'll be hit?" ”

"We'll see."

Minglu is confident in her own layout, if she can't even do it to urge money, it will be in vain for her to do this.

Hearing this, Comrade David seemed to want to draw a prize......

Well, it's not their business next, Minglu just waits for Comrade David to come and report the good news.

In the evening, Boss Jiang also invited David and Tom to eat together, even Minglu together, after eating, chatting, everyone went back to their respective homes, and went to bed with good night.

……

Three days passed.

Minglu was busy and almost forgot about this stubble, and a large number of couriers arrived in the company, many of which were clothes and food, and there were many Ah Piao girls who wanted to buy cosmetics overseas, but they found that skin care products didn't seem to have any use for Ah Piao's body, and the skin texture was not very changeable, but makeup was still somewhat useful, and when I was bored, I bought myself lipstick, and changed my color every day.

A large number of couriers have arrived, and they have to start busy, sorting, and transporting.

The courier group set up by Mr. Xiao played a big role at this time, and the express delivery of each cemetery was picked and delivered separately, and there would be their offline employees in the local area, who were responsible for issuing and signing for the courier.

Ming Lu looked at the recent express delivery volume, and their warehouse was about to reach its limit, and if it continued like this, it would have to rent another floor of office space. No, there's no need to wait, she'll have to negotiate this matter later.

It's also quite cool to think that the four-story office building is full of her.

At present, the first floor of Minglu Planning Company, the first floor of the Super Time Original Network, the first floor of the Super Time Live Network, and there will be one more Super Time Express Company in the future.

The phone on the desk suddenly buzzed.

Minglu picked it up: "Hello, I'm Minglu." ”

"Miss Ming! Oh my god! A strange Chinese accent came from the other side.

Minglu: "...... Mr. David, please don't use the Chinese taught to you by Uncle Jiang casually, your words are easy to make people ambiguous. ”

"Nope! It doesn't matter! ”

Comrade David seemed so excited that he was almost speechless.

"Won?" Minglu asked with a smile.

Just guess it.

"Yes!" David took a deep breath.

"Hit the jackpot?"

"Yes!! Oh! Miss Ming! Sorry, I'm so excited, in your words, for the first time in my life, I've tasted pie in the sky. ”

Minglu smiled slightly: "Someone seems to have said something similar to me." ”

David smiled and couldn't close his mouth: "You are like a magical fairy godmother!" Really, you are a great magician in my eyes, it is amazing...... I just wanted to try to draw a prize, you know? I just got the news, I have a headache everyone, Royal Cruises Round the World, the time is in July, and I will take time off to travel around the world! ”

"Congratulations."

"That's not all." David said excitedly, "The other list I was talking about before has been deadlocked for a long time, and it has not been negotiated. This morning, the other party took the initiative to call and said that they were willing to lower their conditions and sign a contract with us. ”

Presumably, David must have benefited a lot from this list, otherwise he would not be so happy.

"David, put down the phone, you've been talking for too long, let me say a few words too, okay?" Tom muttered in a few words.

There is also the voice of Boss Jiang mixed with the chaos.

Minglu couldn't help but smile on his lips, it seems that there have been a lot of good things recently. It was the first time she had come into contact with foreign customers, and she had won the first battle, so she wondered if it would attract a wave of foreign customers in the future?

In a hurry, David and Tom expressed their hope to meet her again to thank her, and that they would soon return home, and they would not know when they would be back next time.

David and Tom are about to return, so their cooperation with Mr. Jiang's friends should also be negotiated.

Minglu readily agreed to eat, and also brought them some small gifts and special snacks.

This time the meal was very harmonious, in addition to David and Tom who were particularly fond of praising people, and also boasting very exaggeratedly, if they could, they even hoped that Minglu could go abroad to personally help them spread feng shui.

"If you have a chance next time." Minglu hesitated.

She is not very sure about the situation abroad, especially with her physique, and the eye of the sky, when she steps on someone else's territory, she has to at least say hello to the gods on the other side.

However, it's better to wait for your own career development and then go over.

The well water from the east and west does not interfere with the river water, and what should I do if I go rashly, and I still make small moves on other people's turf, and I am driven out.

If you travel to other people's places, you must not export blasphemy and slander at will, and do not take other people's gods seriously, otherwise, even if you return to China, you will not be able to escape the punishment of the other party.

Minglu once met a customer, that is, when he traveled abroad, he was offended by the local worship beast, but after he came back, his whole body was very bad, he had insomnia all night, nightmares, panic, and nervousness.

It is better to believe that it is there than to believe that it is not.

You usually scold people, and people are not happy in their hearts, let alone gods.

If you're lucky, you won't be able to get a real god in the place you touch, and if you have a real god guarding it, you won't be able to eat and walk away.

……

David made an appointment with Minglu that next time she went abroad, she would definitely go to them and help them set up feng shui.

"I know, I'll go when the time comes." Minglu nodded and promised, "Actually, I'm afraid of your gods there, and I don't want to see me, an outsider, make small moves with them." ”

She smiled.

David blinked: "Probably not, right?" ”

In their own country, David and Tom have never been too deeply involved in this kind of thing, and most of the West seems to classify a lot of this aspect as supernatural research, and the rest, demons and vampires, are unlikely to be seen by ordinary people. If there is a mana theory, the West is probably the power of truth or something.

"It could be." Minglu shrugged.

David thought for a moment and said, "Actually, I'm curious about what the gods of the East look like. ”

"It's also human." Minglu said, "It's just that our ghosts in the East are different from you, and if you go to heaven, you will conjure wings and halos." I haven't seen your Western ghosts, presumably with wings...... Our Eastern ghosts, after death, are not very morphologically evolving, and they can fly, but they can float away by themselves. ”

“wow!”

David and Tom blinked, they really couldn't imagine the ghost of the East floating away, and the winged self.

"I wonder if the wings will be heavy...... David said silently.

Minglu rubbed his chin: "Probably not." ”

Suddenly, a thought occurred to her and she looked at the two of them.

"Why don't I take you to see the ghosts of our East?"

"Huh?!"