Chapter 1317: The Diary of a Barbecued Pork Bun......
Miao Honghua pouted: "What about you?" You're not just a woman either! ”
"I'm nine, nine stars, prosper me!" Lin Xing said without shame and went upstairs. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info
When they came to the top of the building, they saw that Granny Liu, the head of the Huaxia branch of Mandala Valley, was sitting cross-legged on the futon with Guan Sheng's mother Ruan Tianzhu face to face, Lin Xing didn't bother them, but ran to the side to tease the ghost hoof: "Hey, hey, do you want to eat flies?" Now there are flies and mosquitoes within a radius of five miles...... Anyway, I'm in charge of the winged ones, and I'll call them to make you supper, huh?" "After learning the basic principles of sound cultivation from the bird and beast brothers, Lin Xing now has countless 'little brothers' under him.
"Whose cranes have you ever seen eat flies?" Mrs. Liu opened her eyes and said angrily.
The ghost hoof pinned his head to the side, his contempt unmistakable.
Ruan Tianzhu got up and helped Mrs. Liu up, and said to Lin Xing in a soft voice: "Ah Xing, go down and sit, I'll help you serve a bowl of chicken soup and drink." ”
"Hehe, thank you, Mother Ruan."
Ruan Tianzhu hurriedly waved his hand: "Don't shout." ”
But no, her aunt's ancestor is still Lin Xing's nominal eldest wife, and she has worshiped the church......
After Mrs. Liu sat down on the mahogany chair in the living room, she paused for the faucet cane in her hand and asked, "What are you doing here?" ”
Lin Xing said bluntly: "I want to ask my seniors a question. ”
"But it doesn't matter, you saved both the Wushuang couple and Tianzhu, although the old woman doesn't like to be polite, but she remembers your kindness in her heart."
"You're welcome." Lin Xing had always admired the old lady's straightforwardness, got up and took a sip of chicken soup from Ruan Tianzhu's hand, smashed it and said, "Mandala Valley is respected for illusion, I want to know how many ways to make people hallucinate, or to make a person do something without losing his mind?" ”
Mrs. Liu looked up at the ceiling for a while, lowered her head and said in a deep voice: "The old woman's personal summary...... There are four kinds of medicine, soul control, power control, and spirit control, and there should be other methods besides this, but the old woman has not been able to master it. ”
"The ghost hoof's flashing and flashing like a ghost is medicine; Spiritualism is hypnosis; What is Forcefulness and Spirituality? Lin Xing asked.
Mrs. Liu replied: "Driving by force, or pouring the power of the five elements into someone's body, causing him to do certain actions, this is considered to be a force, but this is just a simple drive to someone to do something, if you want to use this way to make a person hallucinate, it will destroy that person's brain."
As for the spirit control, the old woman once saw a corpse chaser in Xiangxi when she was young, according to him, there are indeed souls and ghosts in the world, ghosts want to make people hallucinate, it is not difficult, the human body is controlled by the yin spirit, it is for the spirit control. ”
Lin Xing thought for a moment and asked, "Except for the soul technique, if I just look at the back of your head, I can make you hallucinate, or can I directly make you do something?" ”
"Shhh...... Do you mean Yixiu? ”
"Huh? Your old man actually knows about Yi Xiu? ”
Old Lady Liu looked at him with a complicated look: "Where did you hear about this cultivation method?" ”
"Uh...... It's not very convenient to say, you always have a lot of tolerance. Lin Xing still has a lot of respect for this old lady.
What's more, the four hidden sects live in the same community, in order to promote neighborhood relations and community harmony, who does he dare to disrespect? What's more, they have to point to the four poor gates to guard their homes.
Mrs. Liu's expression became more and more complicated, and finally she smiled: "When I first started, Master warned me that whenever I heard the word 'Yixiu', I should stay away from the person who said these two words. ”
"Why?"
"You still can't literally recognize the meaning of Yixiu?" Mrs. Liu took a head and said disdainfully: "Yi Xiu is a way of cultivating immortals in ancient Taoism, which means that you don't have to do anything, as long as you sit cross-legged and think about one thing, then your dream will come true." Isn't this a pit man, you say? ”
"Uh......" Lin Xing choked, and said in his heart that it seemed to be true, but it seemed that he had found the door.
"But anyone who has a little brain, will not believe in the nonsense of Yi Xiu, the master said that people who believe in Yi Xiu are some two fools who want to get something for nothing and can't endure hardship, of course we have to stay away from fools."
"Makes sense." Lin Xing nodded, and then roared at the barbecued pork bun in his consciousness: "Silly Bi, you stay away from me!" ”
"This damn girl is farting!" The barbecued pork bun excitedly rushed to the system with a broken fan: "Who said that Yixiu is?" When I first listened to Master's words, I thought ******** - my eyes are healthy, my eyes are beautiful, and finally my eyes are really good! ”
"Poof!" Lin Xing spatted out the old blood that only he could see.
It turns out that the so-called Yixiu is to sit there and think, think......
Lin Xing thought for a while, then raised his head and said to Mrs. Liu, "Mother-in-law, what if you really have the intention to cultivate?" There must be a reason for the so-called groundless wind. ”
Mrs. Liu twisted her eyebrows, shook her head and said, "What young person doesn't want to take shortcuts?" When I was young, I also thought about getting something for nothing, so I looked through the ancient books and wanted to know what was going on with Yixiu. But in addition to finding some mysterious and mysterious wild history stories, I really haven't found a method about intentional cultivation, and now that I think about it, the so-called intentional cultivation is simply apocryphal, and it does not exist. ”
Lin Xing pondered for a while, pursed his lips, drank the chicken soup, nibbled on the chicken leg and said: "I believe that this world intends to cultivate, because I have also heard a story that a eunuch with a congenital eye disability cured his eyes through intentional cultivation, and during this period, he also has the ability to make a person's dream come true!" ”
"Huh?" Mrs. Liu stood up suddenly, "You...... Have you also read that Tiangang transcript? The one who wrote the record was actually a eunuch? ”
"Huh?" Lin Xing was stunned: "What is Tiangang's record?" ”
"That's ...... It was written by an old naughty boy...... "Mrs. Liu seemed a little embarrassed, and walked upstairs on crutches: "You wait, I'll get it for you." ”
"Huh?!" Lin Xing leaned into the sofa in shock.
"Huh?!" The barbecued pork bun was also dumbfounded, "Could it be my diary?" ”
"Huh?" Lin Xing was dumbfounded: "You wrote a diary more than a thousand years ago?" ”
"It's a transcript, I remember that any sudden inspiration at that time would be written down, the first rule of the master to teach, how can you not follow it? To tell you the truth, I had this habit before I started, and I always have to remember what ridiculous things I have done, in case my childhood dreams can come true in the future? Hou Yingfei, that bastard, has never written, he never obeys the door rules. ”
Lin Xing covered his heart, squinted at the stairs, and waited to see the true face of this thousand-year-old record.
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Although it was in the Mandala Valley Branch, one of the four hidden sects, although in front of an old woman in her seventies and eighties, Guan Sheng's mother, and Guan Sheng's wife Miao Honghua, Lin Xing still couldn't control himself, and shivered out a crumpled cigarette from his pocket and lit it, and took a hard puff.
In front of the screen of the super brain system, the barbecued pork bun was already covering his face and crying: "Woo...... It's really my diary!! ”