Chapter 1318: Ancient and Modern First Out of Tune
"Granny Liu, this transcript is very important to me, can you ...... Can you give it to me? Lin Xing made a request to Mrs. Liu. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info
In fact, this time the Mandala Valley... The trip to the branch was really unexpected.
Lin Xing originally only wanted to ask Mrs. Liu for some hallucinogenic methods in order to explore the mystery of hallucinations, but she didn't expect that she actually collected the transcripts written by the barbecued pork bun more than a thousand years ago.
The old girl actually had the habit of writing a diary at that time, where is the reason?
Mrs. Liu stared at him suspiciously for a long time: "You are kind to Mandala Valley, and it doesn't hurt for me to give you things, but can you tell me, what is the use of asking for this offer?" Do you believe that the garbled accounts in it are true? ”
Lin Xing thought for a while and said, "Don't hide it, I have seen and heard all the things recorded in it." For example, snatching, ascending...... But the man's ascension was unsuccessful, and there are still ...... I seem to have seen the method of intentional cultivation. ”
"Oh?" Mrs. Liu's eyes flashed: "So, this is not an idle book and a joke biography?" ”
"Forehead ......" Lin Xing Waterfall Khan. Dare to love Mrs. Liu's collection of this transcript, just like the collection of online novels by young people nowadays and the 'Tokyo 'fever' is a meaning, which is used to entertain and relieve boredom.
Lin Xing immediately told her that there are some things that are inconvenient to tell her now, and when the wind and rain pass, how much she can understand from the transcript will definitely tell her the truth without reservation.
Back at home, Lin Xing was completely 'blown up'!
"Hahahaha...... You old slut, you are so good at cultivating Mao, you might as well go to a variety show and be a comedian! Hahahaha......" Lin Xing lay on the sofa and leaned back and smiled.
Damn, Lao Cha's transcript is so funny, no wonder someone as strict and meticulous as Mrs. Liu would treasure it for more than half a century. It's not so much a diary, it's more of a trick method, and the old slut of barbecued pork buns hasn't done anything serious at that time.
Forehead...... It seems that he hasn't done anything serious now.
"Master, what are you laughing at alone in the study? Are you okay? Luo Wuxuan poked his head through the crack in the door and asked cautiously.
Lin Xing hurriedly beckoned to her: "Come in, come in, there are good things for you to see." ”
As a result, the door was completely opened, except for Luo Wuxuan, Cai Xiaoling and the others also followed.
Seeing Lin Xing sitting on the sofa holding a shabby thread-bound book and laughing from time to time, everyone was puzzled.
Hua Juan tentatively pulled out the book, looked at the book cover and whispered: "Tiangang transcript, Qiu Tiangang wrote?" ”
Lin Xing was stunned: "Do you know that old slut?" ”
"Cat Milk once told me that there is only one person who can be compared with her occult cultivation in the next life, but this Qiu Tiangang is wild and uninhibited by nature, and suddenly the world evaporated when his cultivation was at its peak, and Cat Milk can't count his whereabouts, saying that most of this person has ascended to the Immortal Dao and transcended the Three Realms. Where did you get this book? ”
Bumblebee walked up to Lin Xing with his eyes glared, and said with a lip sync: "The book of barbecued pork buns?" ”
Lin Xing nodded slightly.
Hua Juan turned a few pages from front to back, and her pretty face suddenly flushed slightly, "Phew, this is a yellow book at all!" Old unscrupulous guy! This must be a joke made by a guy who lacks virtue and smokes in later generations, just like that Lanling Xiaoxiao Sheng and Dong Xuanzi. ”
Lin Xing squinted at her: "Little Flower Scroll, it seems that you have read a lot of books, have you read ******?" ”
"Get out!" Hua Juan glanced at him, but his eyes were still on the book, and Luo Wuxuan and the others also leaned their heads next to her to glance at the book.
Molly looked at a few lines and muttered, "This seems to be in the form of a diary." He turned his head and asked Luo Wuxuan: "You ancient people also wrote diaries?" ”
Luo Wuxuan shook his head: "I don't have this habit." ”
Huo Qiaoqiao said: "Oh, what kind of yellow book is this, this seems to be a dual cultivation method for men and women!" ”
Lin Xing sat on the sofa and rolled his eyes, he had already read those pages, it was indeed a double cultivation method, and it was summarized by the barbecued pork bun himself according to ancient books. Because Lao Cha didn't want others to see it when he wrote the transcript, he described some things that were not suitable for children in great detail, and even included stick figures.
Although the picture is simple, as long as you are not a fool, you can see that the picture depicts two villains, a man and a woman, doing that kind of thing in various postures.
Hehe, these pages are the most broken, and it seems that collectors from ancient times to the present day have read the most pages. It's just that I don't know if Mrs. Liu is also ......
From this point of view, the barbecued pork bun was never intended to be from the palace in the end, and it was completely caused by Hou Yingfei's instigation.
"Divine cultivation, metaphysical cultivation, intentional cultivation, and sound cultivation...... There are so many cultivation methods outside of the Five Elements? Begonia frowned.
Hua Juan said: "There are many, the nameless sect is Xuan Xiu, and the two brothers we have seen before, the Wing King and the Beast King, are Yin Xiu." ”
Cai Xiaoling said: "Intention to cultivate, change external factors with willpower...... Why do I think it's a bit like a special feature in the movie? ”
Lin Xing slapped his face: "When it comes to the point, Yi Xiu is almost the same as a special function, Qiaoqiao, Mo Mo and Tang Tang were recruited before, it should be because of this." ”
"Is Lightning a cat?" The little hornet wondered.
Luo Wuxuan shook his head and said: "Not necessarily, you look at what this old man Qiu wrote, saying that he was born with flowers, and after cultivating, he went crazy and became a purple-pupil phantom eye...... What the hell is this? ”
"Master said, there are mountains outside the mountain, ambition is not complacent, I think his words are no different from farting, if I am complacent, what else do I cultivate?" Jiang Nanyu couldn't help but read with a smile.
Lin Xing spread out the multi-functional sofa with a smile and let them sit on the sofa bed to watch, while he walked to the desk and sat down, crossed his legs on the desk, leaned into the back of the chair and slowly closed his eyes.
When he came to Tianjing, seeing that the barbecued pork bun was cross-legged again, Lin Xing couldn't help but be startled, and hurriedly stepped forward and pushed him: "Old fork, old fork?" You're crashing again? ”
"You're a sister." The barbecued pork bun raised his eyes and looked at him with resentment, and said with a crying voice: "What am I thinking about what is cultivation for?" To be trapped here for a thousand years? Knowing this, why did I have to embark on this path in the first place, have more children, enjoy the blessings of children and grandchildren, and paint more portraits, so that they can provide for me in a thousand years? ”
Lin Xing sighed with him, how could the suffering of thousands of years of loneliness be something that ordinary people could bear, that is, this old man was witty and optimistic by nature, otherwise, when he entered the heavenly crystal, he would probably only see an extremely terrifying madman.
Thinking of this, he couldn't help but glared at Hou Yingfei who was clubbing beside him viciously: "Grandson, you did a good thing." ”
Hou Yingfei cried: "I was wrong, I'm sorry for my brother." Beg...... Please spare me. ”
"Forget it, it's been a thousand years later, and I've finally survived." The barbecued pork bun sighed, and suddenly winked at Lin Xing: "Slut, let's continue to cultivate immortals!" ”