226. The Goldfish of the British Empire[40]
Summary: Detective Moriarty stepped out of the elevator door and hit Patrick, who was dressed in a forensic gown and was about to go downstairs to the morgue under the alias Sain Carroll. Inspector Moriarty smiled and bared a mouthful of white teeth and said to Patrick, "Thank you, little honey, for a cup of coffee after work?" โ
Patrick picked the tail of his eyes: "Thank you?" Thank me for what? Thank you for standing in your way? After a pause, he added a salutation, "Baby." โ
Inspector Moriarty's eyes were even more interesting: "If you have to think so, I can accept it. I wanted to say thank you for crashing into my arms so much that I noticed you all at once, little honey. โ
"Before you say that, pay attention to our height difference." Patrick glanced meaningfully at the height of the little detective, and with a harmless smile. After speaking, he passed by Inspector Moriarty and was about to enter the elevator that opened the door again, but Inspector Moriarty, who was hacked in height, didn't care at all, but gave back the same glance up and down, as well as a comment: "Oh, mydear, you're so spicy." โ
Patrick: "...... You're so short. Given that Patrick was blank for half a second before answering, this game was a narrow victory for Jim Moriarty, a veteran of the Wind and Moon Field.
Rather than feeling frustrated, Patrick found Moriarty, the youngest inspector ever at Scotland Yard, to be more interesting than he had imagined. I don't know Mommy's apple pie now, do you remember the inference that he said to his brother that 'interest is the beginning of a relationship'?
Let's look back at this matter in the future, let's talk about the present: Patrick has always been #do a line, love a line#, since he has chosen the profession of forensics, he naturally wants to do it perfectly. Of course, in the process of autopsy, it is not enough for outsiders to send his ant team to wander around Scotland Yard in order to achieve the overall layout of Scotland Yard in just half a day, as well as the internal staff to build the preliminary outline.
In addition, on the first day of employment, Patrick received greetings from his brothers. Mycroft is a phone call, and the underground conspirators will never send text messages as long as they can call, unless he has a toothache again, and Mycroft is to care about his younger brother as usual, and by the way, he discussed the upper echelons of Scotland Yard with his younger brother. As a qualified underground conspirator (a modest word to deal effectively with underground conspirators from governments around the world who are not good at solving their problems in the open), it is very necessary to have an eye on the police department.
Sherlock had sent a text message, he didn't care about his younger brother's new job, he had come to warn him not to touch his prey - unilaterally, Inspector Moriarty, who had given Sherlock a taste of failure for the first time, was classified as his prey.
Apple Pie is innocent, and he texts his second brother back that he just got a new job.
Sherlock replied with two words: "Pissoff."
"It's not good to treat my dear brother like this, I think it's necessary to let Mommy know." Patrick, who holds the trump card of the female boss in charge of the family, muttered, put the phone back in the pocket of the forensic robe, and continued to dissect the corpse comfortably, deducing the life of the corpse by the way, and if he killed him, how did the murderer commit the crime, and where to find the murderer, etc., although the series of things that followed should not have been done by him as a forensic doctor.
Of course, Patrick didn't intend to be "overstepped" by Scotland Yard, but he didn't: Patrick picked a murderer who was obviously not the first murderer in several cases he solved, and decided to meet him after work, specifically assess the potential value of the other party, and if the potential value is seven points higher, then develop him, otherwise he will squeeze out his surplus value before he is arrested and put to prison, and make the best use of it, as an additional reward for his hard work as a forensic doctor. I didn't see that he was so "extraordinary", and raised personal doubts about the two cases that were originally concluded to be accidents.
Scotland Yard is indeed a fish tank with all kinds of goldfish.
However, #่ฎกๅ่ตถไธไธๅๅ#, when it was almost time to leave the morgue, Patrick looked at the caller ID and raised an eyebrow, and after the bell rang again, he connected: "Sain Carroll." โ
"Hey, little honey, I'm your date tonight, little Jim~" Inspector Moriarty's sweet voice came out.
Patrick's eyebrows skipped a beat: "Inspector Moriarty, who calls himself Little Jim, I don't know if I can accuse you of sexual harassment." โ
"Oh, sweetheart, you're so sweet. My answer is yes, but before you accuse me of sexually harassing you, think about our height difference. "Inspector Moriarty is really shameless, and he used all the stalks used in apple pie before. However, he quickly changed his tune, "No, think about our poor position. Hmm, so little honey, I propose that you change sexual harassment to an unspoken rule, oh, as far as I'm concerned, I'm really happy to sneak you. โ
Patrick, who is still very innocent in this regard, can't catch up with Inspector Moriarty, who is cheeky and has no edge when the waves rise, anyway, in the end, Apple Pie will temporarily postpone the schedule of visiting the serial killer he found today, and go on a "love date" with the stalker Inspector Moriarty - this is from the shameless Inspector Moriarty-.
In the dimly lit bar, Patrick, who was still wearing a three-piece suit at the bar, forced his gaze at Moriarty, who had been trying to lean over him. Inspector Moriarty, who used to dress up in hip-hop when he worked during the day, is now dressed much more bar-style than Patrick, with a black V-neck tights, over-fitting jeans, not to mention heavy makeup on his face, which makes his whole person look particularly demonic. Their pair caught the eye of almost everyone in the bar, and it's worth mentioning that this is a gay bar.
Moriarty bit his lower lip and #ๆฅๆฅๅฏๆ#็็, no, it was Patrick who seduced Patrick with those big invincible eyes, but at first glance it was really pitiful, "Oh, little honey, can you really bear to refuse little Jim?" โ
Patrick didn't like the atmosphere of the bar very much, in fact, he didn't like this kind of sticky place very much, so he immediately exposed Moriarty's true purpose: "I don't know when the detective of the Major Crime Unit was also responsible for arresting the fan-adulterer." โ
Moriarty was stunned, and then he giggled, and fell on Patrick's shoulder, and when Patrick was about to move away, he blew into Patrick's ear and successfully stopped Patrick's next move: "Now, cutie, you have a very strict zhรฒng cleanliness, right?" So you obediently listen to me, otherwise, I'll lick you~" He said and showed the "murder weapon", his tongue.
"I believe in you." Patrick didn't know when he had an extra scalpel in his hand, and Moriarty did something out of the ordinary, like licking his ears or something, and he really didn't mind being fired for assaulting his boss on his first day of work, or going to jail for intentional wounding, if they could catch him.
"Take it easy, little honey." Inspector Moriarty has also seen all kinds of big scenes, okay, he is not nervous at all, but smiles brighter. In the eyes of others, their pair of dog men are specially here to abuse single dogs, not to mention the adulterous traitor who Inspector Moriarty decided to risk his life to fish.
Originally, Moriarty had found out his eyebrows, and now that Patrick had joined him, the man-man pair quickly caught the adulterer, and found out from him the drug-rape in the wine glass that was to be served to Moriarty. And Patrick, who had already pretended to leave and gave the fan-traitor an opportunity, came back, looking at the fan-traitor lying on the floor who was 'accidentally' bumped into the wall by the jealous Inspector Moriarty, and then hit the washstand and was full of bags, he looked away lightly, but his eyes widened by Moriarty's next action-
Inspector Moriarty, who was obviously undead, took a bite of Patrick, and after succeeding, he smiled like a fox who stole a chicken, and said very eloquently: "Little honey, this is a kiss of victory~"
- Inspector Moriarty, you've really, really succeeded in getting the attention of the Sherlock Holmes, congratulations.