225. Tanuki cat not cat [H]
The wishful thinking of the king of Xiangyang crackled, and he successfully bewitched the king of Western Xia, who had a "blood feud" with the official family, to participate, and now it was the wishful thinking that crackled to the ground.
The King of Western Xia is also a capable person, or he is a green tea, and when he saw that the opportunity was wrong, he immediately changed his tone, saying that he was also deceived by the King of Xiangyang, and the 150,000 army led by his second son was actually prepared for the official family: if Zhao Jue really succeeded in forcing the palace to rebel, the 150,000 army would immediately be mobilized to help the official family regain the throne.
As soon as these words came out, the civil and military forces of the Manchu Dynasty were shocked, so shameless!
The official family sighed "hmm" and thought thoughtfully: "No matter how brazen and unbelievable the king of Western Xia is that other people think, but I believe it, and I sincerely want to congratulate the king of Western Xia on taking a considerable step on the road to success." โ
Although the civil and military officials have been poisoned by the logic of the gods of the official family for many years, how can mortals such as him understand the mystery of this divine logic, so as soon as these words came out, not only the king of Western Xia was staggered and puzzled, but the courtiers were also beating drums in their hearts, but the only thing that was certain was that the words of the officials next were not good words, and sure enough-
"As the saying goes, if you #ๆ ไธ่ฆ็ฎ, you will surely die; People are shameless, the world is invincible#, that's why I have such a saying. "The official family has shown the logic of God, and the logic is not to be outdone," the 158,000 and twenty-four Western Xia soldiers that the king of Western Xia gave to me were the largest birthday gifts I had ever received, and I was very happy. King Xixia, don't say that this is not the case, otherwise-" The official family sank his face, and he felt that the atmosphere in the entire hall was frozen.
The words that the king of Xixia wanted to refute were choked in his throat, the momentum of the emperor of the Great Song Dynasty was too much, the king of Xixia didn't think he wanted to know the content of the future 'otherwise', it turned out that he really didn't want to, but the official family didn't give him a chance to refuse, and after sinking his face, he threw off his sleeves and covered his face: "Otherwise, I will cry, really." โ
King of Western Xia: "...... what the hell is this?"
What made the king of Western Xia frightened was that as soon as the Emperor of the Great Song Dynasty said nothing, the courtiers of the Great Song Dynasty knelt down from the mountain in awe and shouted: "Long live the joy and anger!" "It's not that the official family hasn't said such indifferent words before, but at that time they didn't know that the official family had a golden dragon to protect the body, the golden dragon is the god of the rain, if the official family cries, maybe it will cause a flash flood or a tsunami or something, and it is not difficult to drown Xixia. Compared to this, the loss of 158,000 and 24 soldiers in Western Xia was not good at all? The king of Western Xia should be content.
The king of Western Xia was content, and he was content with the amount of repurchase on the contract drafted by the Great Song Dynasty - yes, the amount of repurchase, what the official family wanted the 158,000 and 20 soldiers to do, it was like chicken ribs, so he simply changed hands and sold it back to the king of Western Xia, how much gold the ordinary soldiers had, how much gold the generals had according to their grades, and how much gold the second prince of the Western Xia had to calculate clearly.
Seeing this, the envoys of the Great Song Dynasty who came to sign the contract sighed slightly, this king of Western Xia really had a poor bearing capacity as the official said.
-- I don't have anything to say to the king of Western Xia, let's go.
The matter of the collusion between Zhao Jue and the Western Xia rebellion seems to have been successfully resolved, but the follow-up "paperwork" also made a cadre scratch their ears and cheeks, and the queen mother was succeeded by the fact that it is good to say, and the Ministry of Rites can list no less than ten plans for beating rats (Concubine Li Chen) and not touching Yupinger (official); But the key is the life history of the official family, and how to write the blessing of the golden dragon into the living record, of course, it can't be written truthfully, and it's not a folk tale book - but really speaking, what happened today is much more exciting than the folk tale book, and it can be reminiscent for a lifetime - besides, where can they add a stain to the official family's life experience, that is to say, the official family is actually not the son and son of the real sect, so it can only be kept secret, so as not to let the eight sage kings, the world's largest tail wolf, "villain".
Alas, the image of the Eight Sages King has passed away with the wind, and he can't find it back.
But the Eight Sages King is really wronged, and he seems to know some terrible secrets-
After the twists and turns of the palace banquet, the official family is going back to the palace to sleep, and the eight sages who can't say the secret in their hearts have something to discuss with the officials, and unexpectedly they were stabbed by the Manchu Dynasty civil and military, especially the clansmen, and the eight sages "......" gritted their teeth and stood up, and followed the official family on his back.
When they arrived at the official family's dormitory, the official family lazily tilted on the dragon couch, "I know what the eighth uncle is going to say, and the eighth uncle thinks that he has never done anything like 'Li Dai Taozhuang', right?" โ
The Eight Sages nodded.
The official family held his head and said slowly: "Has the eighth uncle ever thought of such a possibility, you actually did this but you forgot it?" โ
The Eight Sages King sighed in his heart and said, "What the official said may seem like a fantasy in the eyes of the ministers. โ
"I'm starting to sympathize with Uncle Eight's imagination, so I'll enlighten you. Yes, the eighth uncle sleepwalked, sleepwalked with the princess and performed the gift of the Duke of Zhou, sleepwalked and waited for the princess to give birth to a child, and then sleepwalked and sent it to the palace; Or maybe the eighth uncle was afraid that he and a cadre would show clues, so he collectively drank the water of forgetting worries; Or maybe the eighth uncle gave psychological hints such as a cadre, pretending that this incident had not happened, and so on for a thousand days and nights, he really made himself believe that it had not happened. Hmm, Uncle Eight, which setting do you like? "The officials are so empathetic, and they have raised more than one possibility.
The Eight Sages: "...... The official family is actually a real dragon who came down to the mortal dust to bless me in the Great Song Dynasty. โ
The official blinked his eyes and didn't speak, he had to see how the imagination of the Eight Sages King had been developed.
The Eight Sages King is very sure that he has not done anything like Li Dai Taozhuang, that is to say, the official family is not the true son of the sect, nor is it his own child, so there seems to be only one explanation that makes sense: the Great Song Dynasty Guozuo should have continued, but under the fate of the child born to Concubine Li Chen was replaced and the child born to Concubine Liu De suffered again, God must find a way to remedy it, so there is now the official family's mortal dust, responsible for extending the Great Song Dynasty, and will return to heaven when the merit is completed. In this way, it can also explain why the official family has thousands of ravines in their hearts at a young age; Why do officials have no interest in beauty, whether it is female or male; Why did the official family show a golden dragon to protect it at a critical moment, then the golden dragon thought to be the real body of the official family.
As soon as the Eight Sages King said this possibility, the official's expression became subtle, and his bright eyes were half-narrowed, and even the heart of the Eight Sages King was raised.
After a while, the official straightened out the unwrinkled cuffs and sat up straight from the dragon couch: "So, do you want to see my original form?" โ
The Eight Sages King felt a burst of excitement in his heart, and the official family said this undoubtedly by acquiescing to his statement, God bless me in the Great Song Dynasty. The Eight Sage Kings are worthy of being the first big tail wolf in the Great Song Dynasty, phew, he is a famous sage king, and he quickly calmed down, but his voice was still a little trembling when he spoke again: "The minister has admired the dragon and phoenix posture of the official family, and he has no regrets in this life." โ
-- I don't know whether this is fortunate or unfortunate for the Eight Sages King, but if it is unfortunate, it means that he has missed the great opportunity to meet the real body of the official family, that is, he will no longer know what the truth is; Speaking of luck, it was the Eight Sages King who held the beautiful fantasy that the official family was a real dragon descending to the earth, and died without regrets in the future, instead of after really seeing the true original form of the official family, he was so frightened that one soul was born and the other soul ascended to heaven, and he died without turning a blind eye.
โโIn this regard, the tanuki spirit expressed dissatisfaction, why is the difference so big when everyone is obviously fine? No, if there really are other tanuki spirits, then if they have such a clan as an official, they will make this gap so angry that they don't want to live.
Enough digression, let's go back to the dialogue between the official family and the Eight Sages King: After listening to the declaration that the Eight Sages King Sansheng was lucky, the official family felt a little lost in their hearts, but soon the official family adjusted their mentality and changed back to their original lazy posture: "Speaking of which, the historian is struggling with how to describe my wisdom and martial arts at that time, and the 'Dragon Chapter and Phoenix Posture' that the Eighth Uncle said is so meaningful." However, I don't think it's eye-catching enough, what does Uncle Eight think of 'Eighteen Palms of Dragon Descending'? โ
The official family is still the familiar tone of the original maverick, and the awe of the golden dragon in the heart of the Eight Sages King has also been unconsciously reduced, although it is not as natural as it used to be with the official family, but at least it is not so awkward. After hearing the official's words, he asked curiously: "What is the 'Eighteen Palms of the Dragon Descending'?" โ
"Oh, this is a martial arts trick from a folk book. What kind of script I refer to here, Uncle Eighth just needs to understand it in his heart. โ
The corners of the Eight Sages King's mouth twitched, how strange it sounded, but it didn't prevent the Eight Sages King from asking eagerly: "What is the name of what the official family said?" Wait for the ministers to buy it and read it. โ
"I'll talk about it when I get back to it." The official replied that he was so righteous that he choked the Eight Sages King enough. The imagination of the official family is much richer, and after he finished saying 'Eighteen Palms of Descending Dragon', he thought of another one, "Turtle School Qigong, it doesn't sound like it's imposing enough." โ
The Eight Sages King has now completely regained his previous mode of getting along with the official family, and he asked softly or hardly: "Could this be in the folk book that the official family did not write?" โ
The official replied distractedly: "Who knows." After that, he smiled at the Eight Sages King, shaking the Eight Sages King a little unable to open his eyes, but unfortunately the words that came out of people's mouths were not so beautiful: "Eighth Uncle, how do you know that I have really written a folk book." Listening to Wang Lin, the folk book I published is selling very well, and readers think that the content is fat but not greasy, glamorous but not vulgar, and elegant and vulgar. โ
The Eight Sages: "......!! โ
As a person who came over, how could the Eight Sages King not understand what kind of words the official family described, but because he knew, the whole talent was not good! The official family has come out with a vulgar script, if this kind of thing is known to others, the reputation of the official family, the century-old reputation of my Great Song Dynasty!
The Eight Sages King was very decisive to control the impact of this matter within the minimum range, and the script had to be taken back and destroyed, of course, he couldn't ask the name of the official book, so he found Wang Lin, the chief manager of the Ouchi, and told the matter very straightforwardly, in a very stern tone, and said that Wang Lin would be punished by himself.
How could I have thought that Wang Lin not only did not repent, but also questioned the Eight Sages King regardless of his dignity: "In the eyes of the prince, the official family is so stingy that they can make gaudy scripts?" It's really chilling to have the official family value the prince so much, and the prince to repay the official family like this! As he spoke, he took out a book from his sleeve and presented it to the Eight Sages King.
"Although the official family is in the palace, they are concerned about the people's livelihood all the time, and there is #The people take food as the sky#, so the official family has made every effort to come up with a recipe that is appreciated by both the elegant and the vulgar. How can you think of the Eight Sage Kingsโ" Wang Lin sighed, saluted the Eight Sages King and retreated, and the expressions of the palace people around him were not very good-looking.
The Eight Sages: "......" my reputation!
If this was a consolation to the Eight Sages, it was that his reputation was lost when he reached the top of the list of suspects of the official family's own father.
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After Zhanzhao was sealed as a guard with a knife in front of the four royal guards, he has been serving in Kaifeng Mansion, usually following Lord Bao to handle cases when there is a case, and when there is no case, he patrols the streets with the arrest of Kaifeng Mansion and the officials to maintain the law and order of Bianliang City.
With a modest and polite character, a broad mind, strong martial arts, and a handsome appearance, he quickly accumulated super popularity in Bianliang City, especially in the hearts of little daughters-in-law, big girls and aunts, and there is a trend of national husbands/sons. In this case, after Bai Yutang was also stationed in Bianliang City, there was a slight change, in terms of appearance, Zhanzhao was upright and handsome, and Bai Yutang was handsome with evil spirit; In terms of temperament, Zhan Zhao is modest and elegant, quite gentlemanly, and Bai Yutang is sharp, flamboyant and gorgeous; As for the family background, although the people of Bianliang City don't know their specific origins, it can be seen that both of them are either rich or noble.
So in conclusion, the two of them have their own merits, Zhanzhao is more liked by the elders, and Bai Yutang, a man with an evil spirit, is more respected by the young people.
Although Bai Yutang was stationed in Bianliang, the news was still as well-informed as before, and he vaguely felt that something big was going to happen in the court, but he hadn't figured out why it was coming, and the matter of Zhao Jue's rebellion in the palace was over.
Bai Yutang raised his eyebrows, and threw the information he received into the furnace and burned it clean. Naturally, he didn't care about the official family, who would care about the emperor who was not as famous as he met - don't doubt it, this word was learned from Zhan Zhao. Bai Wuye's knife mouth is returned to the knife mouth, and he is arrogant and arrogant, but he is not the kind of middle two disease of "the second and the third in the earth", so he also admires the thirteen-year-old ascended the throne and defeated the Liao State at the age of eighteen, so that the Song Dynasty no longer suffered to pay the New Year's currency to Fanguo in exchange for peace, and then there was the official family of Heqing Haiyan under his governance, and the official family of Shi and Suifeng, so it was not too surprising that the official family simply solved the rebellion.
Zhan Zhao and Gongsun Ce only found out about this matter when they came back from the palace banquet of Lord Bao, and both of them were taken aback, and #ไธๅๅญๅดไน่ฑ่ ๅฟ#็ๅฑๆญๅฟ้ฎ: "The official family is fine, right?" โ
Lord Bao's expression suddenly became subtle, to be honest, the events that happened tonight may have been because of the ups and downs of the mood at the time, but when the dust settled, there was time to think nonsense, and I felt... It's hard to put into words.
Zhan Zhao misunderstood, "The official family is injured?" โ
Master Bao cheered up and said, "The official family is safe and sound. "It's really hard to talk about this, and I don't know what to say, Master Bao simply used fatigue as an excuse to run away.
Zhan Zhao and Gongsun Ce, who stayed in place, looked at each other, and they were even more curious about what was going on.
Next, the official family's holy birthday was in full swing, and the encounter of wanting to come to the Xixia Kingdom had been secretly spread, and the envoys from other countries suddenly did not think carefully even if they were careful in their hearts, and they were called cautious when they acted. On the whole, the official family's Shengshou was very successful, and when the envoys came to return to their respective homes, the royal relatives who had a fief left to return to the fiefdom, but the official family fell ill.
"I must have suffered an internal injury, I didn't have a seizure at first, I hibernated in my body, and now I am starting to eat against me."
was threatened by the ministers' eyes for a while, and almost thought that if there was anything wrong with the official family, they would wait for the imperial doctors of the exterminated nine clans: "......, "The official, what did you say about your illness, is it an internal injury, or a chronic poison-medicine, or a Gu poison?"
After listening to such serious nonsense from the official family, the courtiers who no longer worried about it returned to their stomachs: "......" They are now very clear, and the official family does not want to go to court again. In the past ten years, they have been able to publish books under the excuse that the officials don't want to go to court, and they have to be a thick volume. They don't get used to it, they have to get used to it, let's talk about it this time, the official family is also hard, if you don't want to go to the court, you won't go to the court, anyway, there are still them, no matter how bad it is, there is the uncle of the Eight Sages King.
Yes, they now understood the root cause of the Eight Sages King's power, and they never had any other thoughts.
It seems that the pot of the Eight Sages is destined to not be able to be taken, but the Eight Sages who think they know the truth are also painful and happy.
Alas, #ไธชไบบๆไธชไบบ็็ผๆณ#, let him go.
The official family really didn't want to go to court, but this time it was a little different, and the official family said: "I'm sick, at least three or five months, and more, we only have to see you next year." โ
The courtiers' eyebrows jumped fiercely, this is less than six months, and there are at least seven months before 'see you next year', what are you going to do in these three or five or seven months? There was a time when I was hibernating for three months, but now it's summer! At this time, the official muttered to himself again: "It's interesting to be pregnant for ten months." โ
Hearing this muttering sentence, the courtier's expression was hideous for a moment. To the officer, must be to the officer!
At the same time, Bao Zheng was appointed as the patrol of the imperial history, and brought Nanxia Zhanzhao, Gongsun Ce, and the lively brocade mouse Baiyutang to patrol all over the country. Bao Zheng got the mention of Yan Shu, knowing that this time the official family would follow him out on patrol, and he was really not surprised, but when he arrived on the departure day, he didn't see the official family coming over, Bao Zheng still thought in his heart that this time he would meet two out of ten?
It turned out that it was too early for Master Bao to breathe a sigh of relief, and when their convoy had just left Bianliang City less than ten miles, they were forced to stop, and Bao Zheng, who was sitting in the carriage, lifted the curtain: "What happened?" โ
Zhan Zhao said helplessly: "My lord, we met... Robbers too. โ
Bao Zheng asked tentatively: "Official? โ
Zhanzhao nodded with a tangled expression, Bao Zheng hurriedly got out of the carriage, and saw that the official family in front of him led a group of people dressed as heroes in the green forest, openly robbing the house. They also shouted slogans, "I opened this mountain, I planted this tree, if you want to pass by, stay and buy road money!" โ
Bao Zheng: "......"
Zhan Zhao was also helpless, Bai Yutang Bai Wuye quietly rolled his eyes, and wanted to just turn around and leave, but Bai Wuye also thought about it, and left without really turning around, so how could he be missing him in the setting of being taken away as a squeezing lady, and the other one was naturally Zhan Zhao, who was as famous as him.
Bai Yutang sneered, and immediately said to Lord Bao: "Lord Bao, what crime should be committed to such an unsightly behavior? โ
"Hooliganism?" The official family who had played almost the same accepted it when he saw it, Shi Shiran came over, and by the way, he also answered Bai Yutang's question shamelessly.
Bai Yutang: "......"
Bai Wuye, who thought that he disdained the official family, had a pinch on his face, and he was simply out of sight and out of mind.
"Bao Qing's family can tell me to wait, but I can't wait for Bao Qing's family for a month." The official family is dressed as a rich son, with a rich and noble atmosphere, fresh clothes and angry horses, but the words are still so incomprehensible, but this time the words are easy to understand, isn't it just a concretization of life like a year.
The official with his own mind-reading skills naturally continued: "Isn't it #Cool breeze has letters, and the autumn moon is boundless." Look at me and think about the coquettishness, like spending days like years#? โ
The people who were teased indiscriminately: "......" What is this!
Unable to return to powerless, who makes the family an official family, so it is logical for the official family to join the patrol team. The official family was originally waiting for them, and then looking at the robbers who were originally dressed as heroes in the green forest, I don't know when they have changed their clothes and changed into the dress of the officials, and even the horses of the official family are ready, this must be a good subordinate who moved the Great Song Dynasty.
The official family turned over and got on the horse, and together with Zhanzhao and Bai Yutang, they were so unhappy to be accompanied by flowers.
Zhan Zhao and Bai Yutang did not speak, as if they were engaged in passive resistance. But this set really didn't work in front of the official family, and the official family looked left and right and spoke: "Xiong Fei, Zeyan, why are you so silent, do you recall that you were shy in the original threesome?" โ
- Xiong Fei is Zhanzhao's character, Bai Yutang's character is Zeyan, as for the official family, the official family has no words, and the Zhenzong who can give the official family words has not died until the official family is an adult.
Zhan Xiongfei: "......"
Bai Zeyan: "......"
Bai Yutang's hand holding the reins subconsciously exerted force, he was really afraid that he would not be able to help but beat him today, he had never seen such a before... Shameless! The official family seemed to feel the murderous aura coming from Bai Yutang's body, he blinked his eyes, and said in a sparse and ordinary tone: "If you want to say shy, I should be shy, given that the two of you have already said goodbye to the body of a virgin." โ
The meaning of this sentence is too ...... , the anger on Bai Yutang's body suddenly dissipated a lot, and even Zhanzhao, who usually looks like a mother's treasure, widened his eyes, the official family or the boy chicken? It sounds incredible.
- But the point is not only this, but Zhan Zhao and Bai Yutang didn't go to the official family to think about how they knew that they were not virgins.
Probably because there was such a prostitution (?) ), get along much better, and the official family has such special skills for raiders.
So then just like that, the red dust is the companion, the horse gallops, everywhere you go, there is no grass, and the holy light of the official family is sprinkled all over the land of Kyushu!