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"I'm sorry." Yan Yi let go of his hand, touched Meng Fan's forehead affectionately with his forehead, and said in a deep voice, "I can't do anything because I don't want to share you with anyone." ”

"It's okay!" Meng Fan waved his hand quickly, trying to make himself look less hungry. Thirsty, incoherently said, "I didn't want to do anything with you, okay, I can solve it myself!" We haven't officially started dating yet, and I'm not such a casual succubus......"

Yan Yi held his forehead and laughed, revealing a mouthful of teeth as white as a beast, and said anxiously and helplessly: "If they weren't there, I would have ...... you hard, hard."

"Shut up!" Meng Fan instantly intercepted the conversation.

"But will the two of us one day?" Yan Yi was silent for a moment, asked in a low voice, and suddenly became confused and helpless, like a child, and the calm and calm when the sky fell seemed to disappear without a trace in the blink of an eye.

"Of course there will be, I'm so good!" Meng Fan felt that his soft little heart was hit in an instant, he raised his head and looked at Yan Yi's eyes seriously, his gaze was bright and firm, "So you have to cooperate with Doctor Meng to treat it well." ”

β€œβ€¦β€¦ Okay, Dr. Meng. Yan Yi smiled and blinked, and that calm temperament came back in an instant.

"Then I'll go back to the bedroom first." Meng Fan covered his ass and walked back step by step, the terrible wet feeling between his fingers made him want to teleport! "Don't go to me today, and don't talk to me." Because when the moon is full, I can't hold it at all when I see the person I like, and it sounds so sad that I was killed by myself!

"Yes, baby." Yan Yi put his five fingers together and lazily rested them on his temples, smiled and gave a military salute, and said softly, "You are so fragrant." ”

it! Meng Fan scolded secretly and retreated to the door, swishing around, and sloping away like a rabbit.

Yan Yi walked to the window and opened the window, letting the cold wind at night cool his hot mind, this feeling of seeing and not eating is simply ......

But as the so-called sultry person is always teased, Mr. Yan, who can't swallow people after putting them in his mouth, completely deserves it.

The deputies said that they did not sympathize with this person!

And just as Meng Fan was tormented by the ultra-high concentration of hormones in his body. When the fire burned him, Fang Qi, who had a quarter of the succubus bloodline, happily pointed to the full moon in the sky and said to Mr. Jiang, "Look! It's really round! ”

Apparently not affected at all!

"Well, it's round." Jiang Fei looked at him gently.

The little hamster bounced to the fruit stand on the side of the road, and the strawberries in season were big and red, and they were very sweet at first glance.

The street lamps stretched the shadows of the two people long and light, and the night breeze was cool and quiet.

In the evening of that day, after dinner, Yan Yi, who had eaten a luxurious meal comparable to the full banquet of the Manchurian and Han people, sat on the sofa and watched TV leisurely.

He maintained an average speed of two minutes per channel, switching back and forth between news broadcasts, live basketball games and anti-Japanese dramas, and three tablets were placed side by side on the coffee table in front of him, one for Korean dramas, one for variety shows, and one for Japanese comics.

Here Oba is parting with the heroine in life and death, but over there the Fantastic Five are tearing devils apart.

My brother looks really mentally ill! Yan Zihuan, who was sweating like rain on the treadmill, thought tangledly, not living up to the setting of twenty-four personality splits at all!

"Twenty minutes to go." Jiang Fei stood aside to supervise and encourage, "The weight has basically reached the standard, and what we need to do now is to maintain it." ”

"Whew! Call! Yan Zihuan was as tired as a dead dog, protesting while running, "Since the goal is just to maintain, how can you exercise more than usual!" ”

Jiang Fei was selfless: "That's because you've been stealing a lot of food lately." ”

"Not at all!" Yan Zihuan shamelessly denied it, "What about the evidence! ”

Jiang Fei didn't talk nonsense with him, whistled, and sprinkled a handful of dog food on the ground.

The Chihuahua immediately rushed over from another room, and the three heads rushed to eat the dog food, and the big thick tail flicked around, almost rubbing against Yan Zihuan's legs.

"Ahh Yan Zihuan burst into tears, hoping that he really had a hydra that could face the three-headed dog at this moment! "Hurry up and get rid of it! Can't I run well! ”

mean!

"Go." Jiang Fei threw a screaming chicken into the distance, and the Chihuahua chased after it happily, almost knocking over Meng Fan, who was walking over with a huge fruit plate.

"Come and eat the fruit." Meng Fan put the super luxurious fruit plate with a little cut of all the fruits on the coffee table, and earnestly told Yan Yi, "You have to supplement more nutrients so that you can fight against the disease." ”

Do mental illnesses also need to be supplemented? Yan Yi was amused by him and nodded, "Okay." ”

Seeing Yan Yi's smiling face, Meng Fan was immediately teased and couldn't sit still, frowning and said, "You are not allowed to laugh." ”

Don't you know if you're so handsome when you laugh?

Yan Yi raised his eyebrows and smiled kindly: "Okay, baby." ”

"Don't call me baby!" Meng Fanyan sΓΉ face.

Although today is the last quarter moon, the hormones in the body are only half of the full moon, but the little succubus will also catch fire if it is very flirtatious.

If you have a fire and you can't put it out, you have to DIY yourself!

"Okay, don't scream." Yan Yi nodded dotingly, "I'm calling in my heart." ”

"Humph!" Meng Fan's heart beat faster in a hurry, so he had to put on a stinky face to balance.

Since the last time they confessed their hearts to each other, in order not to be provoked to catch fire, Meng Fan has been keeping a safe distance from Yan Yi, and the whole person is almost a typical example of "needing to be roughly pressed on the bed and being solid X to be honestly awkward"!

"That's right......" Yan Yi ate a strawberry and suddenly spoke.

"Don't speak." Meng Fan struggled hard with the hormones in his body, and he didn't know if it was because of his long-term dissatisfaction and lack of real release, these hormones became more and more disobedient, and there was a vague tendency to concentrate on counterattacking.

Yan Yi laughed helplessly: "I want to sue you, Fang Qi helped you collect a courier in the afternoon and put it at the door." ”

"Oh, I guess the book I bought has arrived." Meng Fan held his head high, went to the door to pick up the courier very dignified, and then slipped back to his bedroom, hungrily unpacked the carton with his bare hands, and took out a huge electric fake ** from it, as well as a large bottle of lubricant given by the store!

Meng Fan whispered to himself while removing the plastic film of the lubricant: "It turns out that the gift is a lubricant, I knew that I would have replaced it with something else, Lao Tzu can't use it at all, and it's almost a river if you don't need it......

"What has turned into a river against the current?" Yan Yi's magnetic and pleasant voice suddenly sounded in Meng Fan's ears.

"Damn, why are you walking silently!" Meng Fan swished and stuffed the fake ** and lubricant into the express box, and said viciously, "What are you doing here?" ”

Yan Yi's face was pure: "I want to see the book you bought." ”

"Don't look at it, it's not pretty!" Meng Fan was so ashamed that he turned pink almost from head to toe.

Yan Yi stared thoughtfully at the express box: "The book you bought is cylindrical?" ”

Meng Fan was awkwardly silent for five seconds: ......

Then Mr. Yan was blasted out unreasonably!

In this moment of family fun, no one knows that on the other side of the world, in California, USA, in the Monteselo Dam, known as one of the world's ten most spectacular potholes, a group of evil Hell Pioneers is swimming against the current from the bottomless flood spillhole......

"Hahaha-ahem, phew! Death! Dark! Slaughter! Ahem, phew! I am the king of hell who brings boundless fear to mankind, the dragon...... Ahem! Bah! "Long Yi, the king of hell who is full of ambition and wants to rule the world, is completely washed away into a mental illness by the 48,400 cubic feet of water discharged by the Monteselo Dam, and he can't even say the lines that he has rehearsed for years for this day!

"I can't go up! Hydra! Long Yi's voice was hoarse, feeling that he had been slapped into a mental retardation by the surging water, "How could the opening of the gate of hell be chosen in such a place!" ”

"It's not the monster hunters who did it!" Hydra was very aggrieved, "They instigated the humans to build the flood channel at the gates of hell!" ”

Long Yi still wanted to speak, but he was directly rushed back to hell by an extremely ferocious current, and His Royal Highness the Demon King's first invasion plan was in vain, which was very humiliating!

The vanguard army of Hydra and the Great Demons was also rushed back with Long Yi, and the demons fell to the sulfur mountain like a group of chickens in soup, and Hydra wiped the water on his face and comforted: "It doesn't matter, let's wear it a few more times." ”

Although there is only one gate to hell, there are many space-time passages from hell to the world, leading to all parts of the world, and the location cannot be determined, and many known hell passages are blocked by humans with various bizarre means, such as the Montessero Dam, and ......

Perennial burning natural gas potholes in Darvaza, Turkmenistan......

This naturally formed cavern is filled with a constant supply of natural gas, which is ignited by the locals and burns day and night, but the flames are much easier for the demons than the floods.

"Ahhhhhh Long Yi jumped out of the natural gas pit with a body of flames, and his heart was extremely sad and angry!

Damn humans are too cunning, can they happily occupy a world?

"Whew...... This one is fine. Hydra jumped out, rolled on the ground a few times, extinguished the flames, and looked around, "This is supposed to be the gates of hell in Turkmenistan." ”

"Good, but why didn't the Vanguard follow?" Long Yi glanced behind him.

Hydra was silent for a moment, then raised his hand and pointed at the big demons who spread their black wings in groups on the horizon: "They have flown away." ”

Long Yi was dumbfounded: ", why don't you take me one!" ”