"They are in such a hurry, and everyone is very eager to take over the world as much as possible." Hydra is serious nonsense.

In fact, it's because the big demons have already drawn up a travel plan for a whole three months, and they can't finish it if they don't hurry up, so they are in a hurry!

The friends of the hell realm have no fighting spirit, and they just want to live in peace with the human race in peace, and it is better to slowly infiltrate this kind of thing to Long Yi Hydrera held his chin and thought sadly.

"So what do we do? What about the first stop to occupy Beijing? Our secret weapon in the world is also over there, can we go over there? Long Yi's back unfolded three pairs of small black wings, the wings were not much bigger than a chicken, they looked like burnt chicken wings, and the six wings fluttered a few times, but they couldn't bring anything, "My magic power hasn't recovered yet, I can't fly, otherwise you will fly with me?" ”

Hydra looked at the retarded man with a deep sorrow: "Your Majesty, the hydra has no wings at all. ”

Long Yi was dumbfounded: ......

Hydra sighed, "Why don't we wear it again?" ”

Three days later, Long Yi and Hydra appeared in disgrace in a long-abandoned chemical factory on the outskirts of Beijing.

The chemical factory was full of strange things, such as Dao talismans pasted everywhere, peachwood swords hanging on the walls, and Tai Chi arrays painted on the ground...... Apparently, someone deliberately placed it here to suppress demons.

"Hahaha-! Death! Dark! Slaughter! I am the king of hell who brings boundless fear to mankind - Long Yi! Long Yi came out of the sewage pipe, raised his arms and shouted.

Hydra breathed a sigh of relief: "...... This time, it seems that I finally wore it in the right place. ”

"Heh, human tricks, it's so funny, but unfortunately, these childish charms can't hurt me at all......" Long Yi looked at the props used by the Taoist priests in the chemical factory to exorcise demons with disdain, sneered contemptuously and reached out to touch a handful of Dao talismans on the wall, and then instantly covered his hands and jumped three feet high, "Ahhhh ”

"Majesty, what are you doing touching that!" Hydra collapsed.

"Why are the Dao talismans of the East also useful to us! It's not scientific! Long Yi shook his hands and roared angrily, this king just wanted to pretend to be a force!

"Your Majesty, it's scientific, these are the lowest level of offensive spells." Hydra wanted to cry without tears, "For all creatures with negative energy fields, demons, demons, and necromancy, they can all be hurt by this. "But people don't do it themselves......

Long Yi put his burned red left hand behind his back, and forced a wicked smile and said, "It's just a little flesh wound, Hydra, quickly use the crystal ball to sense where our secret weapon is, my dear brother, I want to awaken his magic that has been dormant for many years, he will be the true king of terror, my strongest right-hand man!" ”

“…… Okay, Majesty. Hydra pulled out the crystal ball slowly.

Long Yi coughed awkwardly, and said politely: "By the way, look where Yan Zihuan is, in the journey to occupy the world, I want him to be my slave and serve by my side." ”

"......" Hydra sighed, very worried that his majesty, who had not yet recovered his magic power, would be beaten out by Yan Zihuan's bodyguards.

"Also, let's see what the Vanguard is doing?" Long Yi gave a wicked and confident smile, "If I'm not mistaken, these naughty little mischievous little mischievous must be wreaking havoc. ”

You guessed so wrong, okay! Hydra's fingertips tapped lightly on the crystal ball, and with a wave of his hand, the image of the Hell's Vanguard was reflected on the ruined walls of the chemical factory.

The Great Demon No. 1 stood at the gate of the Forbidden City with a V-shaped hand: "Eggplant!" ”

The Great Demon No. 2 raised his mobile phone and clicked: "If you release your wings, you will definitely look more handsome!" ”

Archdemon Three holds an ice cream cone: "Shhhhh ”

Hydra calmly put away the image: "Hmm-"

Long Yi looked confused: "What are they doing?" ”

Hydra opened his eyes and said nonsense: "In the invasion. Outline. ”

Long Yi's IQ line shook his head frantically: "You lied to me, I think they seem to be traveling!" ”

Hydra didn't say a word, and quickly called up Yan Zihuan's toothpaste advertisement, and in the changing light and shadow, the handsome and impeccable star smiled and showed a mouthful of white teeth, and then snapped off a chocolate bar to show that he used XX brand toothpaste to show that he was particularly good at eating sweets or something.

No one knew that after filming this one, Yan Zihuan spit out the chocolate bar under Jiang Fei's cold gaze......

Long Yi's IQ, which was finally online, went offline in an instant, staring at the advertisement with green eyes, and left the vanguard's laziness and slippery behind for a second.

At twelve o'clock in the middle of the night, when everything was silent, Fang Qi sent a sinful durian mille-feuille cake to Yan Zihuan's bedroom, and then tiptoed back.

So he collided with Mr. Jiang who had just come out of the toilet.

Fang Qi retreated to the corner of the corridor with wit and agility, and secretly rubbed and hidden.

I didn't know that Jiang Fei had seen him a long time ago......

"What are you doing hiding here?" Jiang Fei thought he was going to scare himself, so he looked for it helplessly and funny.

"I can't sleep, take a walk." Fang Qi was slightly nervous.

Jiang Feiyi raised his eyebrows and smiled: "It's such a coincidence, I can't sleep either." ”

So the little hamster was carried by Mr. Jiang to the balcony of the bedroom to blow the wind and talk.

The faint smell of tobacco wafted in the cool air at night, and Jiang Fei looked very handsome leaning on the railing to smoke, so the little hamster couldn't help but look at it twice. Just as he was about to take a third look, Jiang Fei suddenly puffed out his cigarette, glanced sideways at Fang Qi, who was wearing Doraemon pajamas, and asked with a smile: "Do you have a girlfriend?" ”

Fang Qi was stunned for a moment, and replied honestly: "No." ”

Jiang Fei straightened up, walked behind Fang Qi who was lying on the railing and was blowing the wind in two steps, pressed the railings on both sides of Fang Qi's body with two hands, circled the person completely under himself, and continued to attack: "What about the boyfriend?" ”

"How do you know I ......" likes men! Fang Qi, who exuded the temperament of "I'm a cute little cute who likes handsome men, come and love me" all over his body, was very unconscious and stunned! quickly turned around and looked at Jiang Fei in horror.

"What do I know about you?" Jiang Fei pressed forward step by step.

"No, no, nothing!" Fang Qi didn't dare to let others know his sexual orientation, so he shook his little head quickly for fear of revealing his stuffing, not knowing that his stuffing was actually all outside.

"Actually, I know ......" Jiang Fei leaned down slightly, and the two of them got closer and closer, and they could almost feel each other's warm breathing. However, just when the hamster was about to be caught, Yan Zihuan's figure wearing a vest and shorts and a sports headband suddenly appeared downstairs!

Because she ate durian mille-feuille cake before going to bed, Yan Xiaopang, who was tortured to death by guilt, chose to go downstairs in the middle of the night and run in circles around the villa!

After all, if you use a treadmill, the noise is too loud and attracts Mr. Jiang, it will be too terrible.

"Mr. Jiang?" Fang Qi, whose reaction seemed to be twice as sluggish as a normal person, blushed slowly, "What are you doing......"

“…… You go back to sleep first. Jiang Fei, who was also Yan Zihuan's half bodyguard, was not worried that the off-line star was alone outside in the middle of the night, so he had to sigh, put down the plan to hunt the little hamster for the time being, and simply put on a piece of clothing and went downstairs to stare at Yan Zihuan from afar.

Yan Zihuan has strong self-esteem, but his willpower is not enough, so he often does this kind of stupid thing that makes people laugh and cry, Jiang Fei knows some things, but it is not good to debunk them every time, so sometimes he turns a blind eye like this.

It's not easy to be an assistant.

Yan Zihuan ran around the villa downstairs one after another, his body outlined perfectly with his black vest and sports shorts, the right muscle lines were smooth and graceful, every inch of the ups and downs seemed to be carefully carved, and his fair skin was soaked in sweat and glowed attractively under the street lamp.

Long Yi, a senior fan brother, pressed the urge to dance in ecstasy in his heart, put on a gorgeous and delicate cloak, and stood high on the fence of the villa's outer wall. The cold crescent moon above his head set off his waist-length silver hair rippling like water, and the whole person looked very lonely and arrogant!

Seeing the timing of Yan Zihuan running over, Long Yi raised his hand violently, and let the night wind blow the cloak high, making a hunting sound!

"Oh, human ......" Long Yi's eyes were dark red, the evil aura was full of charm, and his low and magnetic voice was like a mellow spirit, which made people smell intoxicated, "You, do you want to get eternal youth and beauty, and inexhaustible great wealth?" ”

"Huh-huh-" Yan Zihuan ran over without squinting, because the sound of the headphones was so loud that he couldn't hear Long Yi talking at all!

…… It's just embarrassing.

Long Yi stood on the wall in a daze, his face flushed with embarrassment!

"This, this stupid human! He—He's ignoring me! Long Yi stammered and complained to Hydra, full of grievances!

"He's wearing headphones, so I don't think I heard it." Hydra sincerely comforted him, because his boss really looked very pitiful.

So Long Yi, who was resurrected on the spot full of blood, flew very cool and handsome at a low altitude and chased after him, trying to talk to Yan Zihuan: "Hey, human, stupid human, can you hear me......"

However, Yan Zihuan sang while running, very selfless!

Long Yi flew in front of Yan Zihuan in a broken heart, opened his cloak to stop him, and shouted angrily: "Human! ”

"it!" Yan Zihuan was startled at first, because Long Yi's cold movement of opening his cloak looked particularly like a change that showed people everywhere. State of violence. Crazy Show! However, after seeing Long Yi's appearance clearly, Yan Zihuan immediately breathed a sigh of relief and took off his headphones.

Because there are not such handsome perverts in the world.

"Uh...... Do you want to sign it? Yan Zihuan, who immediately reclassified the other party from a pervert to a fan, showed a very charming smile and was very professional.

The big demon king blushed, and said shyly with a little daughter-in-law: "I want to~"

Hydra: ...... EXOme？ Excelme？