63. Newcomer
Even if Teddy's height is placed among humans, he is a normal human being, and for Wang Shi, he is also the long-legged Oba in Wang Shi, and there are all legs below the head, yes, there are all legs below the real head.
Because people Wang originally walked on four legs, his hands were legs.
Agent Chen watched in amazement as he jumped out of the crowd - Master Teddy, his legs were weak, and he was about to kneel. He wasn't intimidated by Master Teddy's majesty, but: I'm good......
This......
When, this is a giant teddy!
For the first time, he knew that it was such a frightening thing to see Wang stand up, Nima, the little girl in the third dimension is so tall!
This time, it's really the doll and the bear dancing, dancing and dancing, one, two, three.
Now it's the little girl dancing with Teddy, and Teddy has longer legs than you.
Could it be that the teddy of the underworld has mutated?!
However, he wondered how the underworld could have a refined Teddy!
No, the bigger question is how exactly Teddy cultivated under human surveillance.
Agent Chen feels like a retarded person now.
I have never seen the mentally retarded who is lonely and unheard of in the world, and my mind is full of nothing but confusion.
Agent Chen was already stunned like a statue, his eyes were dull and panicked.
At this time, Master Teddy had already walked in front of the two of them with small steps: "Hello two, let me introduce myself, this official is a civil servant of the underworld, the chief assistant of the judge of the fifth hall, Teddy." You can call me Master Teddy. β
Said that this Teddy also stretched out his little furry paws.
The black Doudou looked at the two of them "kindly".
The little girl standing on the side added: "Lord Teddy's etiquette can be called an exemplary standard for civil servants in our prefecture!" β
"Look, you can see it......"
I don't know why, Queen Su felt that she had seen from the black Doudou's eyes, and she was cold and strict, serious and so on.
Teddy, who doesn't know you very well.
I just feel that Wang Chengjing is more normal than Teddy when he becomes a civil servant, why is he a teddy, why, why? Agent Chen said that he was puzzled by this problem, but probably because this teddy was different, he successfully attracted the attention of the underworld. Speaking of which, this teddy looks so forbidden...... Oh, and if you make up for it, something strange will pop up.
Sure enough, it's not an ordinary teddy, hehehehe.
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Agent Chen smirked and shook hands intimately with Master Teddy, and Queen Su Ying also shook his paws with Teddy, full of emotion, the touch of this fluffy paw is really, well, really unique, very fresh.
Queen Su has never shaken hands with a teddy in her life.
"Hello, Mr. Teddy."
"Nice to meet you."
Queen Su Ying doesn't know what kind of mood she is in at the moment, probably, a very complicated mood (to give you a complicated look.)
Shouldn't she praise it again: Lord Teddy, your fur is so soft and shiny, and it must be well maintained, and you can tell at a glance that you are a serious Wang who loves cleanliness and hygiene.
Su Ying made up for the back of his head, and finally gave up the greeting, saying more and more wrong.
Although she was still curious about how Teddy-sama cut her own nails.
Master Teddy nodded slightly, and continued: "Welcome to the underworld, you are deeply loved by our people in the underworld, and after learning that you are coming to the underworld, this official has also brought you a gift. β
"Gifts?" Queen Su Ying was surprised, Master Teddy also prepared a gift for her?
Queen Su was flattered by this.
"Yes." Teddy-sama nodded, "Do you remember ...... ten years ago?"
Queen Su Ying: "Huh? β
Agent Chen: "what"
"Do you remember the meow you raised ten years ago, and now they are coming to you to repay their kindness?" Master Teddy said solemnly.
Queen Su Ying: Continue to be confused......
Gratitude?
Could it be the kind of repayment of Xu Xian and the White Lady, waiting for a thousand years?
Wait, no, my own meow and a wang, even if Cheng Jing comes back to repay the kindness, it is not as good as the white lady, one is a stupid fat meow who loves to eat, and the other is a funny Wang, it's a bit square when you think about it.
"Will they come to the scene today to meet the goddess and continue the relationship?"
"There is true love in the world, and there is true love in the world!"
"Let's count down tens of seconds...... Ten, Nine, Eight, Seven......"
Not the slightest bit of defense.
The little girl who represented the support club took control of the whole scene.
Agent Chen and Queen Su Ying said: What?!
Master Teddy acquiesced in the process with one eye closed and stepped aside, as if waiting for something to come out.
Agent Chen and Queen Su Ying were forcibly turned away.
Good way......
Said to be a welcome party and fanmeeting.,Why did you suddenly repay the favor.,I don't understand your so casual underworld.γ
There was silence in the background.
"Alright, you two can slowly turn around."
Queen Su Ying: ......
Su Ying turned around slowly obediently, and at the same time, I don't know who played a touching lyrical music on the mobile phone, since Ah Piao has a mobile phone, he can match himself with BGM anytime and anywhere, and now it will come in handy.
"Master!"
"Master!"
The two tall and unidentified phantom objects rushed over Su Ying as quickly as possible.
Queen Su Ying: ???
Then she felt her thighs on one side and hugged tightly.
Queen Su Ying: ???
Agent Chen glanced down, then retracted his gaze and smirked, hehehehe, interesting!
Sure enough, the underworld has the same wonderful effect as space......
When this animal arrives in the underworld, it is like a vegetable that has gone around in space, one by one, oh, each one is the size of Lord Teddy, and it feels like a layer of meow skin on the outside of the person.
Su Ying looked confused.
Are you really my meow?
I can't recognize it at all when it's so big, okay, I haven't heard that the dungeon can increase height and volume, and it can also accelerate the growth of animals, you are no longer the little baby who could be held in my arms back then!
The babies of that year were all sperm.
"Woo woo, it's so touching to the official." DOGE Akita didn't know when he came out, wiped his tears with a handkerchief, and his little tail shook quickly, expressing his excitement at the moment.
Another one!
Agent Chen raised his head and raised his chest and hips, raised his chin, his eyes widened, and his face was full of "", this, this is even more incredible than the Teddy Lord just now, how can there be so many meow civil servants in the underworld, and they are all terrible Ah Piao.
Every time I see these civil servants in the underworld and are judged by the king of Hades, don't they really laugh?
Among the meows that Queen Su Ying once raised, one of them was Akita, at this moment the huge Akita was crying desperately with her thighs, and on the other leg was her very strong and stable raccoon cat.
The meow is also very big, very big, so big......
She didn't even look at it.
Queen Su covered her eyes, leaving tears that were "moved", no, they were tears that couldn't be laughed or cried, Meow Wang, who had been dead for more than ten years, came to the underworld to become a sperm.
Cheng Jing came back to repay the kindness, let her be very good?
After all......
In the past, they could only meow and meow, but now they can talk and complain about their masters, just like now-
The fat pear blossom cat hugged Su Yinghou's thighs tightly, the yellow and white patterned big buttocks shook and shook, and her meow face cried: "Meow meow!" Master! Do you know how hard it is for us to wait for you?! Without you, meow is like a dry well, no fun, even if it is a small dried fish, can not make me excited, in these days in the underworld, we miss you all the time, without your days, meow is really lonely as snow meow! β
Queen Su Ying: ...... Sure enough, I watched too many TV series with her.
Can you imagine that this is the words of a fat meow with a height of 160?
As long as she thought of this, Queen Su wanted to faint.
There is also an Akita dog on the right, all Akita dogs have a suspected doge face, and now he has really become a long-legged Wang, and with a doge face on his head, Su Yinghou is completely unable to look directly at his former pet.
"The hosts! Thankfully, you're still here! We were able to see you again! The mountains are edgeless, the heaven and the earth are together, and they dare to be with you! In the next life, we will accompany you to reincarnate together, let us live a chic life with Hongchen, and share the prosperity of the world with galloping horses! Master! Woof! Woof! Woof! β
Queen Su Ying: ...... Meow? Woof?
"Please let us stay with you!" The two meows screamed together, crying and grabbing the ground, and there was a posture of not letting go if they disagreed.
Not......
Once the animal is able to speak, a lot of trouble comes.
Queen Su Ying pulled them up helplessly, well, they couldn't pull it, forget it: "You, you get up and talk first, I didn't say I don't want you." It's fate to be reunited in the underworld, if you want, just continue to follow me. β
When the two animals heard this, they got up after a while, flicked their tails and hugged each other and jumped: "Great, master!" Thank you hosts! Meow! Woof! Meow! Woof! β
Queen Su wiped the sweat from her forehead faintly.
You are no longer the little baby you used to be, you have grown so big, it's like someone has approved a layer of meow skin, it's scary, okay?
Agent Chen is still in a state of stupefaction.
Ah, where is he now? Why are there so many animals that are fully spermatological? Did he really come to the underworld? It's not an underworld somewhere, like the animal world......
Agent Chen looked melancholy.
At this time, the welcome and retribution ended, and the support club welcomed Queen Su Ying into the underworld, and began a formal fanmeeting, meeting with all fans, and equipped with a host who was responsible for the interview.
It's pretty decent at a glance.
For this unique fanmeeting in the underworld, Queen Su Ying is also embarrassed and fresh, and it is quite fun hahaha.
Especially when I saw the fans floating below......
Minglu also brought his employees to the scene to congratulate him, and cordially expressed his condolences to Su Yinghou and Agent Chen if they were still used to it in the underworld, and if they needed anything, they could mention it to them, and also teach the two how to use the new technology of the underworld.
The two were shocked by the developed technology of the underworld.
I don't know if I don't come, but I don't know when I come, it turns out that Ah Piao has long used mobile phones and can connect to the network of the yang world, but they don't know anything.
Now it is not only a global society, but also a fully psychic society in the two worlds of yin and yang, you don't know which one is pinching cp with you on the Internet, scolding, or your like-minded good friends, is a Piao.
Across the Internet, anything is possible.
"I really didn't expect that the underworld is no different from the mortal world, and I will be able to go online and watch TV ......news in the future," Su Yinghou was familiar with her mobile phone and went up and down Weibo on the Internet. Now the Internet is overwhelmingly full of news of her death, and many fans and netizens are mourning for her, but unfortunately, people cannot be resurrected after death.
Queen Su Ying wanted to tell them not to be too sad, and she was very happy in the underworld.
It's a pity that it can't, forget it, fortunately, her children have also grown up, and in a few years, the family is estimated to come to the underworld one after another, and the family can be reunited at that time, I hope she has not been reincarnated by then.
Minglu told her, don't worry about this matter: "If you really can't rest assured, you can trust your dreams to your children, our client can directly handle the dream procedures, and then tell your children that you are doing well in the underworld, let them burn more clothes and ingots for you, and you can also dress up beautifully in the underworld=v="
When Queen Su Ying heard this, her eyes lit up: "Well, okay, thank you!" β
Minglu smiled slightly, "You're welcome, I like you too." If you have any friends in the entertainment industry coming to the prefecture in the future, please help say hello. In the future, such activities may continue to be held, and when the time comes, it will also be troublesome for Agent Chen to do his old job as a favor. The population of our prefecture is also very large, and there are many fans, so everyone still wants to meet idols, enriching and enriching the spiritual culture. β
Queen Su Ying and Agent Chen were a little surprised: "This activity ...... What else do you want to do? β
Ming Lu smiled playfully: "Of course, in fact, you don't know how boring the life of the people in the underworld is when we bring information technology into the underworld. But now it's okay, everyone can be happy to play on their own, the crime rate in the yang world has also decreased, and they are more willing to make merits and save good fortune for themselves. β
"Although the network has been improved, we are still committed to expanding the employment rate of the prefecture, promoting spiritual civilization, and enriching everyone's leisure activities. I'm really inspired by your presence, so I'm going to do this from time to time. β
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The fanmeeting of Queen Su finally ended successfully, and the fans who saw the idol were also satisfied, and recently everyone in the underworld talked about this unique meeting, and envied those who were not there.
But it doesn't matter, the actresses are all here, and they can see each other at any time in the future.
It's just that Queen Su still has two more "bodyguards" by her side: one meow and one Wang, it is said that Master Teddy personally sent it, and this pomp and circumstance is bigger. Ah Piao often floated by deliberately, looking at this curiously, a strange combination of painting styles......
Empress Su Ying also felt that her two cute bodyguards had a higher return rate than herself.
If one day she returns to the world with these two bodyguards......
I can't imagine what it looks like at all.
Su Ying quickly got used to the life of the underworld, and learned how to Taobao in the underworld, which is a very important skill for Ah Piao, which will make you more comfortable and convenient to live in the underworld.
It's just that......
It's just a little bit bad.
Many girls came to the underworld after death and found that the underworld could also be Taobao and Haibao. At first, they were almost ecstatic, and began to buy and buy like crazy with their ingots. After a while, they looked back and found that they had bought much more things in the underworld in just a few days than when they were alive.
But they can't control their hands and hearts.
If you die, you have to continue chopping and chopping your hands.
The girls expressed despair.
"This dress is so beautiful, buy it!"
This short skirt looks good, too! Buy! Eh, why can you feel cold even when you're a ghost, otherwise you can wear beautiful dresses all year round, and Sadako or something is completely unscientific...... Ahh β
"Okay, I'll be able to receive a lot of couriers in a few days, hahahaha!"
The girl who just chopped her hand closed her mobile phone and happily went to find her little sister to play in the mortal world~ No, it is to do merit tasks, and the ingots they buy and buy are not earned in vain.
Now it has become a trend in the underworld to do meritorious tasks and exchange huΓ n ingots.
Almost every Ah Piao has taken on several such tasks, some are to earn money, and some are bored in daily life, taking tasks to do good deeds to save merit for themselves.
When Empress Su Ying and Agent Chen went through the preliminary trial of the underworld, they finally returned to the cemetery where she would live forever, and her family arranged for her to be buried.
The place where the actress is buried is naturally not an ordinary cemetery.
The cemetery here is specially provided for celebrities and wealthy businessmen, so Su Yinghou's neighbors are also leaders from all walks of life, and their identities are similar to her. Even so, many of them have only heard their names and have never interacted with them, and they still have to start knowing each other again.
Not......
But in fact, everyone's life is not the same as Su Yinghou imagined, because there is no assistant after death, these celebrities and wealthy businessmen now use their mobile phones to find the items they need every day, and most of them have taken the merit task and are very diligent. Some of them are almost invisible to each other and are almost always out on assignments.
It is said that he was a super-rich wealthy businessman during his lifetime.
"Eh, children and grandchildren are not filial." He did the meritorious task so diligently, not because he was obsessed with money and wanted to have a good birth in the next life, but because the children and grandchildren in the family were infighting, busy fighting for property, and everyone was filial piety before he died, but no one paid attention to it after his death, and he never came to this cemetery again, let alone worship and burn ingots.
He has become what he is now, so he has to be self-reliant and do more tasks to make money.
"However, it's okay to die, be quiet, don't think about anything, do your tasks well, make money well, and live happily." The rich businessman thinks very openly, and now that he is dead, he has no fetters and constraints, and he doesn't have to worry about which big order of the company is not negotiated, the funds are broken, and the shopping mall is cheating, racing against time, but living more easily.
No matter what identity he was in front of, after his death, everyone became a simple Ah Piao.
Queen Su Ying stayed in the cemetery for a while, and she was also full of emotion. Now she has become good friends with everyone in the cemetery, and often has a tea party in the middle of the night, chatting about some news in the mortal world, and also chatting about what good things she has recently picked up on the Internet, where she can go to play, and a big advantage of being a Piao is that she can go anywhere.
The little life is nourishing.
It is said that the next live broadcast will be their cemetery's turn, and the website official hopes that they will do a program with the characteristics of their cemetery, such as talking about current affairs and economy, industrial upgrading, entertainment industry and other topics.
Probably the name of the show will be ......
A Piao Midnight Current Affairs Economic Forum.
It will be wonderful then, and their cemetery is a leader in all walks of life, spanning all generations. Usually when they are alive, they may not be able to see them interviewed on TV.
Maybe after watching this episode, netizens will be more skeptical that the Chrono website has a mysterious and powerful background.
In addition to the live broadcast, Queen Su Ying has recently been chasing a novel called "Difu Taobao Record", and the author said that this novel expresses his true feelings, especially in the previous part.
The novel tells the story of the sister who came to the underworld after her death and found that the underworld could also treasure treasures, and tried to chop her hands every day.
Even the prefecture has Taobao......
The girl arrived in despair.
Every day, the girl is painful and happy, and finally decides that she wants to be an excellent and glorious Taobao seller, make a fortune, give full play to her own advantages, adapt measures to local conditions, and eat the first crab in Taobao. So, the girl's heart was horizontal and opened a - Difu Exorcism Taobao Store!
That's right, the girl is Ah Piao and opened a ghost exorcism shop.
Every time someone takes a photo, she leads her employees to go to someone's house, harassing the human A Piao, coercing and luring, and the lure is to tell you, how good the life of our underworld is, and you can still chase dramas and buy them. If the temptation fails, pour chicken soup again, take out the whole chicken soup for the soul, persuade hard, influence Ah Piao, and become a ghost again. If persuasion failsβ
Then take your own men!
Gang fighting!
Forcibly take it away!
In this way, they conquered all Ah Piao.
World peace.
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Of course, at present, Taobao has not appeared such a strange shop, although Minglu also praised the brain hole of this A Piao girl, but she also did not plan to open such a strange exorcism shop, her principle is still, some A Piao, if you can't beat it, you can run, let's not fight hard.
There are some difficult Ah Piao, their own grievances are extremely heavy, and they can't be forced to solve them, and they can't help it, either run away quickly, or leave it alone, and the cause and effect of others will let the family end it by themselves.
Now the big plan in the company is to prepare for the establishment of a Taobao team and a logistics team in full swing.
Old man Xiao is busy in the company every day, busier than Minglu, Minglu simply dialed back his grandson to help him, Lin Yan and his followers often come over to help, come to sit on holidays, and come here to blow free air conditioning.
In the company, it is really cold in the summer, even colder in the winter, and even the plants in the office cannot survive.
"Oh, I didn't expect that I would be able to do another career at my age, I really didn't expect it." After Mr. Xiao finished his work, he sat down to drink tea and take a breath. Although he wears many hats now, he usually mainly stays at the gate to guard the door, he likes to do this, watching everyone come and go, saying hello, talking, the old man likes to communicate with people, lively.
Today, the company has two unexpected people.
Two foreigners.
It's still Boss Jiang who brought it.
Old man Xiao knew Boss Jiang, an old customer, and immediately started talking: "Yo, Boss Jiang is here, how about doing business with foreigners recently?" β
Boss Jiang smiled: "No, no, my friend's friend, his partner, now has a big business to discuss...... I'm taking advantage of this opportunity to bring this here today. They don't speak Chinese very well and don't understand very well. By the way, is it revealed? β
Boss Jiang is to promote business for his friends, hoping to entertain these two comrades well, if the other party is happy, maybe the business can be negotiated. So Boss Jiang thought of such a way to let them see our culture...... Isn't there another Winnie in the company, it should be able to negotiate.
Old Man Xiao nodded understandingly, seeing that the two foreigners seemed to be a little impatient, their eyes were not very friendly, and he had some opinions in his heart, so he raised his eyebrows quietly: "Minglu She is not here for the time being, I'll call him." These two foreign comrades, I see, don't have a very good attitude......"
Boss Jiang coughed a few times: "People are from a big company." They are a little interested in traditional culture, but ...... "just listen to it, it's not the kind that they don't believe in it."
"That's right." Old Man Xiao groaned for a moment, thoughtfully.
He picked up the teacup, took a sip of tea, put it down leisurely, and put one hand on the teacup, with a slight force.
Hands off.
The teacup did not move.
Three seconds later.
"Click-"
Starting from the tea lid, the tea cup split apart, split into small pieces, and scattered on the table.
The two foreigners looked at the tea cup on the table that suddenly fell apart, and suddenly showed horror, unable to calm down, muttering words in their mouths, all repeating a sentence, and kept saying in awkward Chinese: "Zhong, Zhong|Guogong!" β
Sure enough, like this, the two foreigners were suddenly shocked, and the eyes of the old man Xiao were much more respectful, as if he was looking at an unfathomable old man.
The two of them immediately turned their heads and asked Boss Jiang softly, what is the identity of this old man who looks very powerful, and whether he is a Chinese kung fu.
ββ¦β¦ Oh, Mr. Jiang, you must help us ask, who is he in this company, it is so amazing, my God, at that moment, my heart was about to stop! β
"It's the first time I've seen such a powerful Chinese kung fu, oh God, you Chinese people are amazing!"
Boss Jiang forced himself to be calm, very proud in his heart, hum, what are you making a fuss about.
In fact......
Not only the two foreign comrades, but Boss Jiang himself was taken aback.
He didn't know if Old Man Xiao would still do this trick?
He only knew that Old Man Xiao had a good relationship with Minglu, maybe it was a relationship between relatives and friends, and his position was that the janitor supervised the logistics, so he didn't know that Old Man Xiao had a good body, so good!
They are also very good when they meet people who know kung fu?
Now Boss Jiang finally understands why he arranged for Old Man Xiao to guard the door, and the force is worth it...... The thief was stunned when he came.
"Old, old man, you, really, really Chinese kung fu?!"
When Old Man Xiao heard this, he smiled and hugged his fists: "I am not talented, I was born in an ancient martial arts family, and I know a little kung fu." β
Boss Jiang felt like he was going to suffocate......
The older generation is not good, especially very modest, well, but with such modesty, people think that the old man is really too powerful!
Ancient, ancient martial arts family?
For Boss Jiang, this is a legendary-level storage zΓ i, he is just an ordinary businessman, what kind of ghost has he encountered recently, Ah Piao, God of Wealth, Land Prince, and Guwu Family.
His life is becoming more and more mysterious.
When you get old in the future, you can not only talk about your business life with your children and grandchildren, but also talk about what gods and goddesses you have seen, even the land lord, and you have also seen the God of Wealth and his friends.
Boss Jiang swallowed his spit, and carefully said to the two foreign comrades who were waiting for him: "It is indeed our country's kung fu. This old man has studied martial arts since he was a child, comes from an ancient martial arts family, and is currently working as a doorman and security guard in this company, responsible for logistics, hmm...... That's it. β
Boss Jiang's English level is average, and no matter how complicated it is, he can't explain it.
When the two foreign comrades heard this, their faces were full of shock: "God! He's just a gatekeeper, oh, how could you let someone like that just be a gatekeeper, too...... It's shocking! β
Now the foreign comrades look at Boss Jiang's eyes, as if they are saying: Are you Tianchao people sick in the brain?
Such a powerful character!
It turned out to be just a security guard guarding the door, and he was a tyrannical thing!
Boss Jiang said that he could only laugh.
For this matter, he is also very good, old man, I only thought you were a janitor, but I didn't expect you to be a sweeping monk!
And Old Man Xiao smiled faintly:
Oh, comrades from abroad, you don't know anything about power.