Life is a question after a problem. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info some can hide, some must resist, and there is a small part of the problem, will make people willing to take the initiative to bear.

For example, now.

"Coffee, tea or cola?" Lin Dong enthusiastically offered the option.

"Water." Jessica coldly chose something else.

"Figure it out, now are you taking the initiative to find me, what kind of stinky expression do you make?!"

Jessica didn't answer, put her sunglasses back on, turned around and left.

"Ah~ya~~" Lin Dong instantly flew to the door, stretched out his hands and blocked it in large characters, "You can do whatever you want." Water is water, anyway, it's all used to water. ”

"Uh-huh." The corners of Jessica's mouth turned up, almost not strained. I could only turn around and walk back to the office again, adjusting my mood of being amused by the teasing.

If you have gains, you must lose, and if you want to flirt with your sister, you have to be cheeky.

"Maomao, can you remove your anti-theft net?" Lin Dong hated that broken thing, and he was simply the culprit hindering the progress of human civilization.

"Teach me Zheng Xiuyan xi, or Jessica. I don't bother you about my family's affairs, I came this time to ......"

Lin Dong interrupted instantly: "Mao Mao, one night husband and wife, we have been doing it for many nights." There's no need to make a fuss about ......."

Without saying a word, Jessica got up again and walked away.

Rhetoric was useless, she didn't listen at all; The overlord is hard-bowed, and he is afraid that her mental illness will relapse.

Neither can the literary, nor can the martial arts. Lin Dong's head hurts so much, do you want to engage in some bloody episodes such as heroes saving beauty and brave dragon fights?

"I know your depths, and you know my strengths. There is no need to say anything, I just ask: how can you love me again? ”

Jessica looked confused, her head didn't spin fast enough, and she thought about it for a while before she figured out what "love me again" meant. Then use the boxer's dad to teach the anti-wolf trick - flirting with the yin legs.

There was a loud bang.

The balls didn't explode, and Lin Dong looked at Jessica who fell to the ground in amazement.

"Look at it, don't help me up!"

"Puff~~" Lin Dong finally couldn't help laughing, picked up Jessica and walked to the sofa, and taught in a deep tone: "The motor nerve is in arrears, it's not your fault; But to kick someone in high heels is to find yourself uncomfortable. ”

Jessica shrugged her eyebrows, embarrassed and embarrassed. And my feet are twisted, and I can't run away if I want to. I can only purse my mouth and turn my head to ignore people.

Lin Dong's office doesn't have much else, but the medicated oil pipe is enough. Take off Jessica's shoes, hold the jade foot, and play carefully.

"Don't get it."

"Hehe, it turns out that this is also a sensitive point, I will play more in the future."

"Phew!"

Being spit on by the beautiful woman, Lin Dong didn't mind at all, just silently lucked the Jiuyang evil skill, pressed and kneaded, and made Jessica blush.

"Maomao, in fact, you came to me alone, and it has already explained the problem. Why bother with a hard mouth? The body is much more honest than your mouth, so you want it. ”

If you don't do it, you won't die, but if you do, you will die. There is no suspense, two slaps with a forehand and a backhand.

A loss of shyness and a loss of emotion all disappeared, Jessica's embarrassed face changed into a poker face in seconds, her willow eyebrows were upside down, and she said coldly: "Everyone else is afraid of you and dare not come; But I'm not afraid, the worst outcome is to be raped, and it's not that I haven't tried. ”

"Don't get excited! You've just recovered from mental illness, so don't be cranky. Lin Dong's heart was beating wildly, and it was not easy to cure the disease, but if it recurred, it would be a big loss.

The temperature of Han Bing's face dropped several degrees again, and there was a murderous aura in his tone, "So you know, did Ermao say it?" ”

"Who is Ermao? I don't know who is called Ermao. Let's get down to business. ”

"I'm here for Yun'a."

"Yuna? Which Yoona? After a while, Ermao, and Yun'er, can't you come for your own business? ”

"Her business is my business." Jessica took out her mobile phone and opened the Kakao official account, "The news of Yoona and Lee Seung Gi's late-night date has been spread all over, and it has been forwarded countless times in an instant, and there is no possibility of deleting the message at all." It's your usual black modusion. ”

"Ahem, ahem!" Lin Dong was stunned for a moment, how did he know that the façade of Girls' Generation would be blind and get involved with Lee Seung Gi? It's a pure mistake, "If I say it wasn't intentional, would you believe it?" ”

"Tiffany, Taeyeon, Yuri, Yoona, one after the other. Do you think I should believe it? ”

Thousands of grass and mud horses are galloping in his heart, and Lin Dong's black pot is very wronged, but there is no way to refute it. One day is black, and it will not be washed for life. There are too many criminal records, and it is useless to say that they have been wronged.

"Maomao, is this your business? What does it have to do with you that they die? Nosy dies quickly, and your wrinkles are all worried. ”

"Mess around, change the subject." Jessica glanced at Lin Dong fiercely, "Actually, I want to say: you did this beautifully." ”

"Huh? Well done? Lin Dong's mouth opened wide, and he was injured by 10,000 tons of horror. Reaching out to pull away Jessica's hair, she touched the ugly big forehead that was always covered, "No fever?" Is it a low-grade fever? Or is it a ghost? ”

"Smack!" The result of death is useless.

"Before they have done any serious damage, break them up! Especially Lee Seung Gi, let him get away. Jessica commanded the commander arrogantly, "This kind of prank shouldn't be too difficult for you." ”

"What a nonsense to tell the truth." Lin Dong shook his head, "Tiffany and the demon Nikun, you protect it; Taeyeon and Little White Face, you still protect it; Even if Yuri and Son Ye-jin are Ji, you are still on her side. This time, he wants to confuse Lin Yun'er, what a big hatred. ”

"First of all, Yuri didn't engage in Ji, she just asked Ye-jin seniors to learn acting. Secondly, love is free, and no one else has the right to interfere, including you! Jessica moved her ankle so that it didn't hurt too much, and she sat up straight for a moment.

"Cut, it's obviously to get Ji, you stay away from that Yuri in the future." Lin Dong regretted deleting the more exciting photos, but now he has no picture and no truth, so he can only regret it. "Moreover, why can't Lin Yuna fall in love freely? What is your motivation to confuse them? ”

Jessica sighed and shook her head, "Someone else might be able to get a good outcome." But Yun'er's is not in love at all, she is destined to be played and then dumped. While it's still too late, stop her from doing this stupid behavior. ”

Lin Dong stretched out his hand to Jessica's forehead again, "Maomao, don't stop the medicine!" Psychosis is prone to recurrence at the very early stage. ”

"Smack!"

"Lee Seung-gi's kind of person is too perfect, like a flawless diamond, it must be a fake." Jessica's face darkened, full of emotion, "Even if it's true, they can't have a good outcome." There is no other way for idol to retire than to marry a businesswoman. No politician would marry an idol. And Lee Seung-gi is a politician who has accumulated a good reputation in the entertainment industry, and when he is old, he will turn to politics, just like President Reagan and Schwarzenegger. ”

"I see. Hollywood stars turn politicians and can become presidents. Lee Seung-gi's routine turned out to be a study of Reagan, so it is no wonder that he wanted to be molded into a moral model. Lin Dong solved his doubts, and then shouted loudly: "Don't do it!" ”

"Why?"

"There is no such thing as a free lunch. Don't take advantage of things, Dongge never does. Lin Dong grinned lightly and looked at Jessica lustfully, "Mao Mao, are you going to pay for meat, or are you going to pay for meat?" ”

"Phew!" Without saying a word, Jessica turned around and left for the nth time, and then was captured by Lin Dong for the nth time.

"Let's make a deal. I'll help you deal with Lee Seung Gi, how about you remove the anti-theft net at home? ”

"This, this," Jessica hesitated, her mind turned, she will renew her contract next year, she will definitely make a lot of money, and it is a big deal to buy a new house and install an anti-theft net. "Deal!"

"Steamed or braised him? Or just put a sack into the Han River? Boss Zheng said a word, and Brother Dong definitely didn't say anything. ”

"Get out!"

(To be continued.) )