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According to Lin Dong's understanding: the word "roll" will definitely not mean Jessica herself; It won't be said to Dong Ge, absolutely, absolutely impossible.

Then the person who gets out of the way can only be Lee Seung Gi.

"Get out", this word sounds full of humiliation, but there is no real damage at all, which is a very low-rank way to rectify people.

Lin Dong is only good at destroying opponents physically, or directly crushing opponents from reputation. However, due to the existence of Lin Yun'er, she can't start from the relationship between men and women, so she can only play some pranks.

The cannon fights mosquitoes, and the small fights are not Dongge's style at all, which is a bit difficult.

Lin Dong had no choice but to set off and ask the "master".

……

4th floor, 108, Nonhyeon-dong, Gangnam-gu, Seoul.

"Why did you move? I have a floor in my building dedicated for girls-day, can't I wait a few more months? ”

Li Xiaoli shook his head, "It's better for us not to mix too much money." Moreover, girls-day can't wait that long. ”

"Grass. It's all like this, and you still have a monetary relationship with me? Lin Dong pressed Lee Hyo-ri on the sofa, ready to teach her how to behave.

"The soundproofing of this building is not very good, only the girls' practice room can be soundproofed." Lee Hyo-ri said very frankly, but his body did not mean to refuse, and even flattered people.

"How dare you tease me?" Lin Dong Shuanglong went to sea and directly pointed two points on the woman's chest, "Do you think I will be afraid of eavesdropping?" ”

The invincible Li Xiaoli in the world is not called in vain, he is not afraid of threats at all, but licks his lips and teases with a smile: "Try it? ”

"Damn!" Lin Dong jumped up, instantly rushed to the door, and opened the door.

"Plop~Plop~~" The six teases lay on the ground very ungracefully, and the rogue rabbit Fang Minya at the bottom was almost crushed into a piece of paper, "help, help~~"

"So fond of eavesdropping? Aren't you afraid of punishment? Lin Dong put on a poker face and said coldly.

"We're not afraid! Yura said that "The Law of the Jungle" is fun, there are black gold abalone, lobster, whole fish feast, and you can see a lot of beautiful scenery. ”

"Huh." Lin Dong sneered, "The location of the next issue is the world-famous dangerous death site, and I haven't decided whether to continue to participate or not." ”

"咻~~咻......"

A few trolls retreated instantly, leaving only the ignorant Zhu Minxi frozen in place with a confused face.

"Minxi, did you take the initiative to sign up to star in the next episode of "Law of the Jungle"?"

"What?" Looking at no one on the left and still no one on the right, Zhu Minxi looked back and saw that her teammates had retreated several meters neatly and sold her. "No, no, it's not."

"If "Law of the Jungle" makes a special feature of the girl group, a group of girls go into the jungle, it should be fun, right?" Lin Dong said to himself loudly, "Li Zhiyuan's PD seems to be soliciting new ideas everywhere." ”

With a "boom", Zhu Minxi also disappeared without a trace, obviously frightened by the girl group special.

……

A few messy teases are gone, like little devils who run away after making trouble. Lin Dong could only shake his head and smile bitterly.

"These girls are very difficult to bring."

"Except for the captain, everyone else is under 20 years old, and it's actually normal for them to be playful and noisy, and they ......" Lee Hyo-ri's upright personality really doesn't know how to go down tactfully, "Okay." They were really a headache, and they made me have crow's feet and I felt a few years older. ”

Lin Dong pinched Li Xiaoli's two balls of soft flesh lustfully, "I'll go to your place tonight and give you protein supplements, and you will be radiant in an instant." ”

Lee Hyo-ri stayed for a while before he figured out what protein meant.

"If you dare me to swallow those stinky things, I'll cut you off."

Lin Dong just smiled, saying a few words of meat jokes is fun, and talking too much is looking for death. took out a USB flash drive from his coat pocket and handed it to Lee Hyo-ri.

"I wrote a song in New Zealand called 'Marionette'. Choreography or something, you can do it yourself. ”

"Hmm. There are also "When I First Met You" and "Loser", which will be sent to you for signature when the contract is ready. "Li Xiaoli is business-like, and he has no intention of taking advantage of Lin Dong at all.

Lin Dong frowned and said, "Is this necessary?" It makes me feel very uncomfortable. ”

"If you take your stuff for nothing, the meaning is different." Li Xiaoli shook his head and sighed lightly, and said quietly: "I'm not selling my body. If you have to give me money, then our relationship is over. ”

"Stinky woman, do you know what I want to do most now?"

Lee Hyo-ri's mind was full of question marks, and he couldn't understand the sudden change of topic at all, "What? ”

"Grass you, teach you a hard lesson!" Lin Dong did what he said, and instantly pressed the woman on the sofa.

"They'll hear it."

"No matter."

**********

All morning, just messing around on the couch.

Lee Hyo-ri eventually swallowed the protein in humiliation.

"Be sure to cut your bad stuff next time!"

"You don't want to be the one who is pregnant now, why do you blame me?" Lin Dong shrugged his shoulders and diverted the topic, "Let's get down to business, I want to borrow Minya from you." ”

"Ahem, ahem!" Lee Hyo-ri was frightened, "Min-ah? ”

Lin Dong nodded.

"When did you eat so greasy? Ah Young, Min Hee or Hani, even So-jin and Hye-ri, are all more suitable than Min Ah, right? Lee Hyo-ri couldn't figure it out at all, although Min-ah was white-skinned and beautiful and cute, she didn't succeed in losing weight, and now she is almost a ball.

Lin Dong couldn't figure it out, why did others think that Brother Dong was looking for a woman just for lustful things?

"I'm going to deal with someone, and I'm going to need to use Minya's talent for mischief."

"I see, that trickster is a good fit."

……

Under the comic and sympathetic gaze, the hooligan rabbit Fang Minya was carried by Lin Dong on her shoulders and robbed the people's daughter.

"Let go of me! Help me! The rogue rabbit's four paws waved in mid-air, "I'm a fat girl who is not delicious, oppa, you look for Yura, Hani, Minxi, ......"

"Shut up! I invite you to eat, not to eat you. ”

"Really?"

"True or false, you don't have to choose. Let's go. ”

The Harley-Davidson motorcycle drove through the congested streets of Seoul, teasing the soprano of lead singer Bang Min Ah, shouting "Wow, ahhh

The three armies did not move, and the grain and grass went first. The easiest way to buy a chubby chick is to have a big meal.

Daelim-dong, Chinese restaurant.

The meat-eating rogue rabbit let go of its belly and ate so much that its round face was about to explode.

"Min-ah, do you know Lee Seung-gi?"

The rogue rabbit nodded his head twice and continued to storm feed.

"I'm going to make Lee Seung Gi make a fool of myself, is there a way?"

"Ahem, ahem!" The rogue rabbit was almost choked, beat his chest and patted his back, and it took a while to recover, "Why do you want to deal with Shengji oppa?" He's a good guy. ”

Lin Dong was too lazy to explain to the little girl what a hypocrite is, there is no picture and no truth, and what he said is in vain.

"It's hard to lose weight, isn't it?"

The rogue rabbit suddenly shrugged his head like a deflated ball, and muttered, "Of course it's hard, I haven't eaten enough for a long time." ”

"You help me deal with Lee Seung Gi. I'll help you lose weight. Lin Dong offered a very tempting price.

"This, this," Rogue Rabbit hesitated for a moment, but looking at the table full of delicacies, the balance in his heart instantly lost balance, "I, I won't do anything illegal." ”

"I'm not going to let you do it. Just come up with an idea. Lin Dong stretched out his palm, "Deal?" ”

"Can you really lose weight?"

"Even if you don't believe me, you have to believe in the power of Chinese kung fu. Isn't it? ”

"Deal!" The rogue rabbit stretched out his fleshy little hand and shook Lin Dong, and the evil deal was reached.

Out of trust in Chinese kung fu. The rogue rabbit Fang Minya instantly turned into a tyrannosaurus, with chopsticks in one hand and a spoon in the other, frantically sweeping the food into her mouth.

Lin Dong touched the teacup and said with a smile: "Tell me your method, if it doesn't work, you pay for this meal." ”

"Ahem, ahem!" The rogue rabbit choked again, "Oppa, you said you invited me to dinner." ”

"When it comes to doing it, the rice is enough, and it doesn't matter if it's packed." Lin Dong slowly tapped his fingers on the table, "I heard that girls-day debuted for two years and hasn't paid her salary yet." ”

The rogue rabbit looked embarrassed, looked at the table full of dishes, and then thought about the few steel hammers left in his small purse.

I had to slap my chopsticks on the table, put my hands on my cheeks, and meditate.

A moment passed.

"There's a chemical liquid that can corrode clothes away and tear them apart."

"Wow, sulfuric acid? Do you want to be so ruthless? Lin Dong was frightened by this stupid and cute rogue rabbit.

Fang Minya shook her hand and shook her head, and quickly explained: "It's not sulfuric acid!" It's other liquids, which are sold on the market anyway, and I've heard that it's specially used to clean up clogged thread broken steps. The last time I bought the glue to trick you, I saw that solution. ”

"And then?"

"Drip on Lee Seung Gi's clothes."

Lin Dong shook his head, not very satisfied with this method, "It's just a hole, what kind of prank is this?" ”

"What if your clothes are torn during the live show?" The hooligan rabbit has crooked eyebrows and smiles brightly, "SBS TV's popular songs, most of which are recorded and broadcast; But the last award and encore stage are also live broadcast. ”

"This can be there." Lin Dong suddenly came to his senses, "How can I make sure that the live broadcast camera will be given to him?" ”

The rogue rabbit shook his head like a little adult, and taught Lin Dong a deep lesson.

"As long as Lee Seung Gi plays on the show, he will definitely get one, no matter how bad the sound source and sales are. Unfortunately, today he is also playing popular songs. The title song of the fifth album "It's a Friend" is ugly to death. ”

Lin Dong sensed that something was wrong, "Your tone doesn't sound right, it doesn't seem like you like him very much?" ”

"We girls-day haven't even released a regular album, and that villain has already released five regular albums, and he has taken one every time. It's too much. Fang Minya said angrily, "Men all over the world are dead, and I won't like that kind of liar who wins by dirty means." ”

Lin Dong shook his head, no wonder Li Shengji didn't even have a friend in the circle, so he was too fake.

"Your acting skills are good, I was cheated by you just now."

The rogue rabbit squinted his eyes, showing his big teeth, "Hehehe......" (To be continued.) )