1. Chapter I
Lancey sat uncomfortably in her chair.
The man with the gold-rimmed glasses in front of him raised his head, smiled gently at him, and beckoned to his companion: "Then, let's start the interview." β
The examiner's other two companions were both human men. The younger one of them, from the moment he entered the door, has been calm and cold, Lanxi is most afraid of getting along with such a person, just quietly looked twice, heard the examiner's voice, he quickly turned his head.
The examiner reads the information: "Lanxi, 155 years old this year, lives in the waters near the floating island in the East China Sea, and the race is mermaids. Hey, you're ...... Taking the exam for the eighth time? β
Lancy corrected in a low voice: "It's 156 years old, and I just had my birthday yesterday." β
The gentle examiner cupped his eyes and nodded slightly: "Is it convenient to talk about the situation of the first seven exams?" β
β¦β¦ Does this have to expose people's scars!
Lanxi uncomfortably changed his sitting position, raised his head, and with a glance, he was surprised to find that the cold guy sitting on the left had blatantly closed his eyes and fallen asleep in such a short period of time!
Oh no, he didn't fall asleep, and just when Lanxi's eyes accidentally glanced over, the black-haired man suddenly opened his eyes, glanced at Lanxi, and closed his eyes again.
It was just a short glimpse, and Lancey used his shining eyes that he cleaned every day with sea salt as evidence, and the man was laughing at him!
ββCan you blame a fish for its poor memory?
With a heartfelt hum, Lancy turned her face away from the man. Before leaving, the elders of the clan had warned him not to provoke the monsters on the land. You must know that it is not easy to survive in the era of the end of the law, and to live well in human society, no one is good, so although Lan Xi is a little unconvinced, he can only hold back.
"Alas, the first few times I was young, I used it as a mock exam......" Seeing the examiner raise his eyebrows, Lanxi hurriedly raised his fins, oh no, it was the palm of his hand to say: "But this time I'm serious!" You see, I'm taking the exam seriously, won't I pass the written exam? β
The examiner pulled out the information of the written test, lowered his head to browse, and then twitched the corner of his mouth: "Yes, it's over." β
With a perfect score of 100 points, this guy just took the 60 exam, but the proud look on his face was as if he had scored one hundred and one. To be honest, the exam questions for the little monsters are not very difficult. In addition, there are some questions about the common sense knowledge of human society in the test questions, which can be tested eight times...... It can only show that the mermaid in front of him has extraordinary perseverance.
Considering the physiology of the brains of the Ocean Clans and their short memory, it is understandable.
Thinking of this, the examiner's gaze softened a little.
Lancey asked tentatively, "Look, what more questions do you have to ask?" I'll be sure to answer it well. "I've taken the test eight times, and if I can't take the test again, I'm going to be laughed at by the mussel spirit next door when I go back! This possible scenario, Lancey rejected from the bottom of his heart.
The examiner sighed amusedly, stopped exploring the "seven-year simulation", turned his head and asked another companion who had been silent: "Is there anything you want to ask?" β
Well, he directly ignored the guy on the right who closed his eyes and pretended to be asleep.
The other companion looked a little old, and his face was stern all the time, and after a while, he stared at Lancey and asked, "What is your dream?" β
Dream?
Lancey was a little excited.
Of course he has dreams! And this dream is the biggest reason why he stays in the original place (earth). In order to realize his dream, he will take the exam again and again, and the more he fights, the more courageous he becomes! Therefore, his answer was extremely fluent:
"I want to be a big star!"
After saying this, his eyes sparkled as he looked at the examiner who asked the question. Sure enough, the examiner asked cooperatively, "Why?" β
"Because of the deterioration of the water quality in the East China Sea over the years, the ladies of the mussel shell family have gradually become infertile due to the sewage, and a male senior of our clan has drunk black sewage and actually grown a nursery β......" Thinking of this, Lanxi still has palpitations.
The corner of the examiner's mouth twitched: "So what?" β
"So I'm going to be a big star, make a lot of money, and buy all the nearby seas! In this way, whoever dares to discharge sewage, I will, I will be fined! Lancey looked up.
"......" The two examiners looked at each other speechlessly, this is really a great dream!
With such a movement, even Xuan Mo on the side couldn't close his eyes anymore, he opened his eyes, his dark eyes stared at the person in front of him motionlessly, and finally, he said the first sentence after entering the door:
"Humans won't sell it to you."
Lancey was a little surprised: "Huh? β
"China's constitution stipulates that ownership of state-owned land cannot be sold." The ocean is also part of the country.
Lancey turned to look at the gentle examiner, who nodded.
β¦β¦ The pace of the dream has not yet taken the first step, and it will be cut off at the waist, and it is difficult for Yusheng!
Seeing that the corners of Yan SΓΉ's examiner's mouth were down, looking unhappy, Lan Xi had a bad heart, and quickly remedied: "Hey, when I become a big star, I will use my own influence to call on them to protect the ocean and love the ocean!" β
"Good!" Yan SΓΉ's examiner didn't expect him to say this, and was stunned for two seconds, then shouted, stood up and applauded. This posture frightened Lanxi's legs and almost sat on the ground.
The archetype of this examiner...... It's a lion......
The examiner looked at him carefully and said for a while: "With your appearance, it's not too difficult." It's just that your character has to be changed. β
"Awards, awards." Lancy ignored the second half of the sentence directly, lowered his head and smiled shyly.
It's just that as soon as he raised his head after being happy, he saw the cold buddy looking at him expressionlessly, and after looking at each other, the man naturally looked away and closed his eyes again.
Lancey: "......" has never seen such a handsome fish as him, has he?
"Alright, that's it for the interview." The two examiners looked at each other and gently asked Lancey to go out first. They will have to discuss and discuss again before they can give the results of the interview.
Lancey paced all the way out the door.
His steps are very steady, although he is not as pleasant as in the sea, but step by step, it is not as uncomfortable as the little mermaid in the fairy tale.
He has no ill feelings towards humans, on the contrary, he has a lot of curiosity about these guys who occupy the earth. In the early years, I often went ashore to play with the fishermen's children, and I spoke the Terran language well, and I walked in a good way, and I would not be easily found out by others.
Even, the desire to become a big star is also heard from the mouths of human friends...... Well, the most lucrative profession in human society.
It's just that I don't know why, his return rate today is a bit high.
"Eh, look at the grass skirt that the boy is wearing, eh......"
"Soft and cute, Zhengtai, there is wood! Is this in COS? Don't know if it's an adult? β
Lancey squatted at the door of the hotel, the sun was very good, and it was easy for him to recall the sun-warmed waters in his hometown. At that time, my father and mother had not yet moved away from the earth, and a large family of fish lived together, which was very lively.
It's just that soon, with the development of human science and technology, the living space of aliens is constantly occupied, and in my memory, Kunpeng first moved to other worlds, and later, the octopus family, Aunt Jellyfish...... In the end, he couldn't stand the sewage anymore, and even his father, who was lazy by nature, proposed to move.
In the vast waters of the East China Sea, all the aquatic tribes with some ability have moved to other worlds, and although the earth is called the original realm, it is becoming more and more deserted.
And he, for various reasons, stayed with a few older old fish in the clan.
"Alas, Yusheng is hard......" Lancey squinted his eyes and shook his head and sighed.
"Y-Hello?" A childish voice interjected tremblingly.
Lancey opened her eyes and squinted at the two little girls in front of her.
"Hello?" In the first chapter of how to communicate with humans, when the other person greets you, you also have to ask back. Yes, he is a successful mermaid who has passed the written exam.
The little girl looked excited and asked tentatively, "Are you here for the Comic Con?" The role of COS is ...... Primitive race? β
I can understand every word, but I just don't know what the other person means! After thinking about it, Lancey kept smiling and silent as instructed in the exam textbook.
They can't find out that he is a fish through his handsome face and moving eyes, right?
But unexpectedly, the other party thought that his silence represented acquiescence, and asked a little excitedly: "Is it Mrs. Inkbook's cos?" Yes, is it the night in "The Primordial Record"? β
Moshu is a red and purple literary circle chicory in recent years, and each of his articles has been disseminated by book lovers in various ways, and cos is one of them. And Shuo Ye is one of the protagonists in "The Original Record", with a baby face to overturn thousands of boys and girls.
β¦β¦ Lancey continued to smile for some reason.
Mrs., the meaning of grandmother in human kinship, Mrs. Moshu, is it a very old lady?
The two girls understood his silence as certainty, and praised him in a rambling manner: "Great, your straw skirt is so beautiful!" Really 100% restored! Moreover, the babyface praised, did Dada go to high school this year? Where to go to school? β
Lanxi silently recalled that high school is a general term for the education received by children between the ages of 16 and 18. Hehe, just kidding, he's 156, okay? Thinking about his life, it is impossible for him to have anything to do β with the word "high school", right?
It's a bit lonely when you think about it.
"I didn't go to school." Lancey replied sincerely.
didn't go to school at a young age, and the two girls instantly made up a sad story about a poor teenager who couldn't continue his education because of family reasons, frowning, and showing a little sympathy in his eyes.
Lancey: "......, let's talk about the grass skirt or something." Wait, wait, what the hell is the husk? What he was wearing was obviously the most popular and fashionable seaweed battle armor in the East China Sea a few days ago, okay!
What kind of eyes is this?
However, before he could explain, a faint voice interjected, "The results are out." β
Lanxi quickly stood up and looked up, and sure enough, it was the guy who couldn't wake up!
There were two more gasps in my ears, and when I turned my head, sure enough, the eyes of the two girls were already starry: "Isn't this the live-action version of Linhai in the big book of ink books......
Linhai is another protagonist in "The Original Story", a cold iceberg type, and his force value is off the charts. The baby-faced Shuo Ye is the only one who can make Linhai hand over his back. Although the author Moshu once said that there is no CP in this book, however, the base sees the base, and the corrupt see the corruption, and the big words are just listening.
Who is Linhai? Lancy didn't have time to think about it, so she quickly stood up, politely said goodbye to the girls, and walked towards the room first, deliberately leaving the other person behind.
Anyway, we won't see each other again after meeting this time! It's okay to offend him...... bar.
Entering the room, the gentle examiner with glasses was still there, but the other one was missing, and the examiner explained: "There is a little monster nearby who is naughty, he will go back and deal with it." β
"Oh ......" processing? Lancey didn't dare to ask. At the thought that the results of the interview would be announced immediately, he was a little nervous.
"I've been interviewed." The examiner said softly.
This, so fast? He's not ready yet!
"Butβ"
What does this inflection mean?
"According to your age, we have decided to arrange for you to enter a human high school, and according to the normal procedure, you will be able to officially enter society after six or seven years."
β¦β¦ The face hurts.
He originally thought that after taking the residence qualification certificate, he would never have to touch those hateful textbooks again! Unexpectedly, he still had to take the exam!
"Can I just go to ...... Be a star...... I'm 156 years old. Lancey felt like she could save it.
"Nope." The examiner lifted his glasses, "Moreover, I remember that the mermaid clan is about two hundred before it is considered an adult?" It is the duty of minors to receive education. β
Lancy struggled, he did not hesitate to expose his shortcomings: "I, with my level, will definitely fail the exam!" IβI don't want to disgrace the youkai! β
The examiner smiled with satisfaction when he heard this: "We have specially arranged a guide for you in consideration of your actual situation. In the first year, you will live with a facilitator who will help you integrate into human society. β
Guides?
Lancey's heart was full of alarm bells.
The figure he had left behind appeared, standing expressionlessly. The examiner pointed at him and introduced to Lanxi: "This one is Xuanmo, he is about the same age as you, I hope you can get along happily." β
Lanxi twitched the corners of her mouth and asked faintly with an infected facial paralysis expression: "Examiner, this exam is not counted, can I come again next time?" β