2. Chapter II
In the examiner's dangerous eyes, Lancy finally chose to keep his mouth shut silently. His arms can't twist his thighs, besides, who made him an honest, trustworthy and law-abiding fish baby?
It's just that Yusheng is difficult, and this word is not just a word. As he was about to leave, Mr. Examiner, who was wearing gold-rimmed glasses, gently added:
"If you fail the exam, you'll need to go home."
Lancey's eyes widened: "Which time?" ”
Mr. Examiner's face softened even more: "Every time." ”
Lancey didn't want to say anything anymore, he rubbed his flat chest, and he looked like he couldn't love it.
But no one paid any attention to him. In a flash of blue light, the examiner disappeared directly into the room, and Xuan Mo also walked out of the door with his legs open at this time, this person has long legs and big steps, and there is no trace of kung fu in the blink of an eye.
Lancy glared and hurriedly chased after him.
What about the good guide, so irresponsible?
Nestled in the back seat of the car, Lancey unconsciously bit her fingers and secretly looked at the man in the driver's seat.
The other party's eyes were staring seriously ahead at the moment, and from Lanxi's current angle, he could clearly see the other party's excessively long eyelashes. Because it was early summer, the other party rolled up the cuffs of his pure white shirt, revealing the full but not exaggerated muscle lines of young people.
In general, whether in the aesthetics of the mermaid race or from the perspective of humans, there is no doubt that this guy belongs to the type of people who are liked.
Lancy frowned and turned her head, staring at herself reflected in the car window, well, baby face, round eyes, delicate skin, how handsome she looked. It's a flower in the East China Sea!
Thinking of this, Lan Xi turned around with satisfaction, no wonder this man named Xuanmo has not talked to him, it turns out that the other party thinks that he is not as handsome as him!
Hehe, when I think of this fact, I still feel a little happy in my heart.
"Get out of the car." The car had already stopped, and Xuan Mo looked at the fool in the back seat expressionlessly, the fish looked at him secretly for a while, stared at the window for a while and laughed stupidly, and then his face was arrogant, making it difficult not to doubt the other party's IQ.
Could it be that there should be such a stupid fish in your quiet space?
Lancey silently rolled her eyes inwardly.
…… Get off the bus, what to urge?
Snorted coldly, waited for Xuanmo to stop, and then took the elevator with the other party to the apartment on the top floor of Xuanmo.
The area of the apartment is really not small, if you let any human with a concept look at it, it will definitely take a sharp breath, and then think about having such an apartment in S City, where every inch of land is expensive, I have to make people sincerely praise a "trench".
It's just that for Lanxi, who is accustomed to roaming in the vast East China Sea, this room is too aggrieved!
The thought of him having to spend a year with someone he didn't like in such a small space made him panic.
But he can't run yet!
In the non-human world, the strong are respected, and the powerful aura that escaped from the two examiners when they left made him tremble, and he was even said that the one in front of him was on an equal footing with the other two examiners, with a comfortable attitude, and he didn't know what kind of legendary thing his original body was.
Lancey admits that he has a bad memory, but he's not stupid.
Alas...... Yusheng is tough.
"Your room." Xuan Mo closed the door, then coldly pointed to one of the rooms, threw down the sentence "Don't come to disturb me", and entered the door.
"Hey, you can be clear......"
With a thud, Lancey's words were blocked in the space by the closed door.
Sure enough, I was jealous of his handsomeness!
- Since the master has such an attitude, then he is not welcome!
Lanxi laughed twice, and began to feel the industrial atmosphere that belongs to human society from the living room - hehehe, this is the book talking about TV! It's air conditioning...... Vacuum cleaner? Well, bathroom......
After patrolling the territory, Lancy curled up on the couch contentedly, nibbling on a large red apple and watching TV with unblinking eyes.
This is the life of a human being!
Although the content on the TV is lackluster, it is a novelty, and the mermaid who has just landed can't resist the temptation from the big information age, and when the attention is shifted from the TV, the lights outside the window have been extinguished.
Lancey smiled wryly.
As a handsome fish who loves cleanliness, he thought about it, lightly touched into the bathroom, when he was at home, he would take a beautiful bath before going to bed, and now he has changed places, good habits should continue to adhere to, not to mention the dust here, it is really enough!
There was water in the bathtub, and Lancy casually pulled the bottles and cans on the side.
I can't imagine that cold guy still pays attention to maintenance! What is emollient, hydrating...... And most of them haven't been opened yet.
With the water set out, Lancey took off his seaweed armor and jumped into the tub. As soon as his body touched the water, his feet automatically turned back into fish tails, swaying from side to side in the huge bathtub, the warm water temperature was so comfortable that Lanxi couldn't help but close his eyes and hum:
"I'm a little mermaid~
The most handsome fish in the East China Sea~
Lived in the house of the facial paralysis monster hey~
The bath is so comfortable, lalala......"
Taking out a jar of what is called shower gel, Lancey rubbed the foam and rubbed it on his tail, and after rinsing it off with water, the pale blue scales became sparkling and beautiful.
I'm so sleepy, I can sleep.
Lancey thought in a daze, crawled out of the bathtub and groped her head to her room.
Huh――
Which room is that cold guy talking about?
Lancy scratched her head, sleepiness made her already poor memory worse, and after thinking about it for a while, she didn't come up with a result, so she simply broke the jar and broke it-
Forget it, there are so many rooms anyway, just pick one!
He felt into a room, and in the darkness, there was a faint smell of grass and trees wafting through the room. Lancey sniffed with her eyes closed, laughed, and felt where the bed was.
He likes the taste!
It's just that things are not as simple as he imagined, before he touches the soft big bed, the black light is blinding, Lanxi accidentally touched the cup on the table, and the tea in the cup spilled out and spilled on Lanxi. Then, the teacup also fell to the ground uncontrollably, making a crisp sound.
At this time, I don't know what's going on, my legs stained with tea turned back into shiny tails uncontrollably!
Lancy hit a spirit, and the drowsiness disappeared.
Stretching out his hand to touch his tail, he wanted to turn into a two-legged appearance but couldn't succeed, Lancey was full of disbelief - forced transformation or something, it really beeped a dog!
The more terrifying thing was still to come, the soft fishtail could not support his standing state for a long time, and then, with a "bang", he fell forward uncontrollably, and smashed straight to the edge of the bed.
Whoa!
It hurts to death! Don't be disfigured!
But before Lan Xisheng could rub his face, he was grabbed by the neck by a hand that suddenly stretched out of the darkness, and dragged forward vigorously-
Before she had time to be stunned or wonder how there could be anyone else in this room, Lancey was crushed by something in the darkness.
If you don't struggle, the chastity ♂ of this fish will be lost!
Lancey writhed wildly, slapping desperately against what was pressing on him, struggling, the fishtail swinging vigorously, but still unable to break free.
Not only could he not break free, but his actions aroused the murderer's fierceness, and when he heard a "roar", the thing opened its mouth and came towards him like thunder and lightning, as if it was about to disassemble him into the abdomen.
When 100,000 people were in a hurry, with the faint moonlight, Lanxi finally saw the appearance of the thing in front of him-
The dragon's head, the wolf's body, the whole body is pale blue, the two horns on the top of the head are erect, and a pair of eyes are staring at him with red at this time, which is extremely terrifying.
Gourmand!
Lancy almost screamed, the thing in front of him was the legendary ancient beast known for its "good diet"! How could this creature, which had been extinct from its original realm for a long time, suddenly appear in Xuanmo's house?
Lancy struggled and shouted, "Xuanmo! Xuanmo! ”
Perhaps the shouting worked, the imaginary pain did not happen, and after a while, Lancy quietly opened half of his eyes, and the next second, he almost bounced out of bed.
-- The gluttony disappeared, and what greeted me was a familiar and cold face!
The man was still pressed against him, his head hanging right on his neck, so close that Lanxi could even feel the heat exhaled by the other party, with a faint aroma of grass and trees.
It's, it's okay?
It took a while for Lancey to react, and she breathed a sigh of relief. But feeling the weight on his body, his heart was lifted again, and his reason gradually returned.
It turns out that Xuanmo is a glutton! And he actually wants to live with gluttony! Or a year!
Looking at the cold moonlight outside the window, Lanxi felt that her whole body was cold, as if she was soaking in ice water. He remained motionless in his original position, afraid that the other party would suddenly wake up and eat him as a supper.
Woo woo, I really want to go home!
Lan Xi thought about it, sleepiness hit again, he insisted on staring wide, after a while, his eyes closed uncontrollably, and his father and mother who had not seen him for a long time appeared in front of him, they were smiling at him, but he couldn't help but rush over, hugging his mother's waist and crying happily.
What Lanxi, who was asleep, didn't know was that on this night, there was not a single monster in the entire S City who was not frightened by the roar just now, and couldn't sleep......
Xuanmo entered a soft dream.
In the dream, there was a clean stream and a large green meadow, and he was lazily lying on the grass basking in the sun, when suddenly, a small fish jumped out of the stream and landed on his head, and he grabbed the small fish with his paws and asked seriously, "Do you want to be eaten by me?" ”
…… The little fish sprayed him with water.
Then, he woke up. Beside him, his new tenant was lying on his bed naked, with tears on his face and a baby face, looking pitiful.
He was stunned for a moment.
"Didi." The phone vibrate, Xuanmo turned his head, picked up the phone and opened it.
"Editor-in-charge Xiao Duo: The ink book is big, I received the revised manuscript~ What are you going to write next?"
Before he could reply, the person on his body was woken up, opened his eyes in a daze, and the next second, he shrank to the corner of the bed like a rabbit and stared at him in horror.
Xuan Mo's face was paralyzed, and he held back a sentence for a while: "...... I'll take care of it. ”