2. Get married
Mi Siman was lying on the balcony, thinking about life very strictly, according to the time period, she would probably be born next year.
…… Well, she's talking about her own flesh (flesh) body (body).
Now, her servant, Ben Servant Rouzhen, was sitting on a small stool beside her, unconsciously sucking one of her fingers, her entire lips and chin wet with saliva, and her big eyes sparkling at the TV set that was only available in the nineties.
On the screen with a very low display frequency, the black cat sheriff is playing, and on it is an episode of the mantis couple being eaten by the groom on their wedding night.
Mi Siman squinted the cat's eyes and thought for a long time, and finally found that she was too bad, she was born to watch TV when the cartoons were almost extinct, or her mother said that she would help her find the child (youth) (spring) - maybe her mother forgot that she was in this period of childhood, I don't know where to buy the complete works of the black cat sheriff, or the kind of packaging shell long, inside an inferior pirated disc.
…… Sometimes I occasionally jump ......to other strange mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
At that time, I was naïve and still thinking, why did my mother open a small stove with my father and not take myself.
She opened her mouth and yawned, and when she turned her head to look over, she saw Ban Rouzhen staring at her, there was still transparent liquid at the corner of her mouth, and her fingers had been taken out. Misman's instincts were not good, and she arched her body—as the cat adapts so quickly—to her feet, her hair exploding, and she fell backwards step by step.
Ban Rouzhen shook her body and approached step by step.
Ban, the little fart child, the servant, and the soft Zhen have been tossing her a lot during this time, and the beard and hair are still small, and once she was curious that the lighter actually bleached (burned) her beard! Convex!
The ears were torn into an airplane, revealing sharp fangs, Ban Rouzhen was not afraid of her at all - the honey from the child was confident - she stretched out her fat hands, her mouth was still comforting, and she said in a milky voice: "Ban Jiu Mimi, be good, let my sister hug (づ ̄3 ̄)づ~"
Miasman: =Dish=! Do you think she'll still believe it? Every time I deceive her with this innocent and innocent expression! She will never be soft-hearted and light-hearted to believe the lies of the class servant again!! She swore last time that if she believed the class servant's nonsense again, she would jump off the building!!
The next second.
"Mimi, does Mimi want to be a bride?" Ban Rouzhen pulled Mi Siman, who was loveless, her lips kept kissing Mi Siman's cat hair, and there were still a few fallen cat hairs stuck to her lips.
Misman: ...... Fortunately, the servant's house is on the first floor, and she will jump off the building later, and no one will stop her! Convex!
Misman: Also, what do you mean by wanting to be a bride?! You see why a black cat sheriff would think of such a thing as a cat wanting to be a bride?!! Shouldn't you be so scared to see a praying mantis eating a praying mantis crying and going to your mother to hug you?! Why are your brain circuits so different?
Enough of ravaging Mi Siman, Ban Rouzhen's big eyes rolled, at this time Ban Rou Zhen was stir-frying in the kitchen, Ban Dad was dealing with Wen Jiàn in the study, she picked up Mi Siman and sneaked out.
Mi Siman in her arms also turned her cat's eyes, and when she was about to scream in the next second, she found that her mouth was covered by the servant......
She opened her mouth forcefully, found that she couldn't break free, and gave up.
Misman: ????? excuseme? She was a dignified college student who was suppressed by a servant? Convex!
After going out, Ban Rouzhen took her to the next door neighbor Chubby Yu Zilin's house.
According to the observation of the past few days, Mi Siman can conclude that Yu Zilin is a proper female man, and her favorite thing to do is to squat outside to tease ants and catch centipedes, and also dig birds' nests...... My favorite person is probably the little beauty. Likes to hang out behind the servants on duty.
The little fat man's favorite is probably her own upstairs neighbor Shang Ran, Mi Siman has seen it with her own eyes, that Shang Ran is simply a little beauty, different from the beauty of the servant on duty, the other party's beauty is as flaming as a red summer flower, with aggressive beauty. I have a more reserved and arrogant personality, and I ignore Yu Zilin.
The servants in the class are different, barely good-looking, but their skin is a little whiter, their eyes are a little bigger, and they are usually very sloppy. In the words of later generations, it is simply not the same style as Shang Ran's little beauty.
"Xiao Rouzhen is looking for Zilin? She's playing in the mud outside, go find her. Yu Zilin's mother said with a smile, and she also had a spatula in her hand.
The servant raised his little face and said "Thank you, Auntie", and ran outside like a gust of wind.
found Yu Zilin, she held up Mi Siman who had no loveless face, "Look, this is the new cat that my parents bought for me, is it cute?" ”
Yu Zilin, who was covered with dirt all over her body, looked at her blankly, and when she heard Ban Rouzhen's words, she moved her eyes to Mi Siman, she frowned and looked at it for a long time, and then nodded heavily, "It's beautiful, but you have to be careful, don't kiss her mouth!" ”
Ban Rouzhen & Mi Siman: ????
Ban Rouzhen: "Why? ”
Yu Zilin: "Do you know that Xia Haiyang's cat on the third floor has given birth to a baby?" ”
"Yes."
"It's because Xia Haiyang kissed his cat, so the cat gave birth to a baby," Yu Zilin said, she went to Xia Haiyang's house yesterday to see, the baby doesn't look very similar to Xia Haiyang, but looks very similar to the cat, "So, if you kiss your cat, she is likely to give birth to a baby, and then you will have to raise a child." ”
Ban Rouzhen opened her mouth wide, and she looked at Mi Siman in her arms with a confused expression, her eyes full of disbelief.
Mi Siman: ...... = dish = don't say you believe it!!
Ban Rouzhen's eyes were complicated, and she reached out to touch Mi Siman's soft and hairy belly......
Misman: ...... What the hell are you thinking? Stumble! She would never have a child for a servant!!
Ahh And one is still a human and the other is still a cat!! How is it possible to have a baby!! Convex!
Ban Rouzhen sat next to Yu Zilin with a heavy face, she held Mi Siman up, turned her head and asked Yu Zilin, "Is that so?" As she spoke, she kissed Mi Siman's cat mouth, and made a loud "pop" sound.
Mi Siman who is light-hearted by Ban, Servant, and Soft: ...... I want to die_(:зゝ∠)_
Next to Ban Rouzhen's little friend Yu Zilin's whole little face was stunned, his incredible gaze turned back and forth between Ban Rouzhen and Mi Siman, and then stretched out a finger, "You...... Kissed her?! ”
Ban Rouzhen sighed, her little face was indescribably melancholy, "Yes, she is so cute, since I bought it, I have to give her a good morning kiss and a good night kiss every day, I really can't control it." ”
Misman: ...... How can you know how to know a good morning kiss and a good night kiss!! Also, I can't hold what the hell = dish = !!! It can be used by a cat, it's a beast!!
"So what are you going to do? Maybe in a few days she will have a baby, and she will have to buy milk powder - milk powder is expensive now, and I can't afford the pocket money I saved from washing the dishes for a year, and they will call ...... all night" Yu Zilin stopped halfway through speaking, she blinked her little eyes, looked at Ban Rouzhen out of the corner of her eye, and suddenly approached Ban Rouzhen, and said sneakily, "You will give her a name, right?" ”
Ban Rouzhen's ignorant eyes: 0-0 place?
Mi Siman: =dish = what the hell? Don't talk nonsense!!
"That's it...... It is...... It's getting married! Yu Zilin's eyes rolled, and she casually made a nonsense, and seeing that Ban Rouzhen was at a loss, she began to make it up again, "You have to sue everyone, she is yours...... Old...... Old...... Wife! So that the child she gives birth to you can be registered. ”
Mi Siman smiled disdainfully: ( ̄_, ̄) The little kid deceived the servants.
"Hmm...... Zilin, you're right, I'll tell my parents when I go back, and when I have a wedding, I'll invite you to come and drink the wedding wine. Ban Rouzhen said innocently.
Misiman : Σ(°△°|||) _Wait, what do you mean by having a wedding?! I knew that I was going to confess before, but now I have become married, what does it mean!!
The two took Mi Siman to play below for a while, and suddenly Ban Rouzhen tugged at the corner of Yu Zilin's clothes, "By the way, you say, after I marry Ban Jiu, will she eat me?" ”
Yu Zilin: ???
"Why is she eating you?"
"I saw the black cat sheriff today, and the mantis inside ate the groom, leaving only thin legs and front paws," Ban Rouzhen said with palpitations, and rubbed Mi Siman's hair with her hand, "But Ban Jiu is so cute, and so ...... If you like me, you shouldn't eat me, right? ”
Misiman: "Meow meow." "Oh, her favorite thing is to eat children's meat ( ̄_, ̄)
Ban Rouzhen: "Look, she really loves me very much, she's responding to me!" ”
Misman: ...... Wait, she obviously said that she loves and eats Xiao Child's son and meat the most! When did it become a response to the class servant?
Yu Zilin glanced at Mi Siman who was clapping her claws angrily, and looked convinced, "Really, she is still slapping her paws excitedly." ”
Ban Rouzhen smiled brightly, grabbed the flesh on the back of Mi Siman's neck, kissed her fiercely, and stained Mi Siman's nose with saliva, she also touched her nose with Mi Siman like an idol drama, "Ban Jiu hurry up and give me a baby, let's raise a lot of children together." ”
Mi Siman: "Meow meow! ”…… You dream! Bear yourself alive!
Yu Zilin said "wow": "The feelings between you have crossed species, and this kind of love is the purest!" Without the interference of money, status, and greedy life, it is the love that most people can never get after growing up, you must cherish this relationship, and I wish you a hundred years of happiness! ”
Mi Siman was lying in Ban Rouzhen's arms with dead fish eyes, and his paws were more "convex": the little fat man should also have a nickname called Big Flicker.
Ban Rouzhen: "Why do you say that?" ”
Yu Zilin: "This is the words of a monkey, he fell in love with a goblin." ”
Ban Rouzhen: "What does it say?" ”
Misiman had a faint feeling in his heart that something was not quite right.
Yu Zilin stepped on the big stone next to her and cleared her throat, "There was once a sincere love in front of me, and I didn't cherish it. I didn't regret it until I lost it, and there is nothing more tragic in life than this. If God gave me another chance, I would definitely say three words to that girl: I love you. If I had to put a deadline on that promise, I would say 10,000 years. ”
Mi Siman: Is that what Xing Ye meant in that movie? Is that how it is used? Anyway, that's a demon! She's a purebred cat now, okay!! Don't take the cat for the cat, okay!!