1. Confession
Misiman is 19 years old and has just been admitted to the university of her choice, but on the first day of her report, she was stopped by a woman......
She pushed the dark purple frame of her glasses and pulled the corners of her mouth, "Ah...... Sister, do you want to ask me for something? Swallowing the aunt stiffly, the other party's choppy β‘β‘ figure made her swallow her saliva, and she tried her best not to squint.
"Hello, my name is Ban Rouzhen, I ......" Ban Rouzhen hesitated, and finally took off the most valuable watch on his body, and solemnly handed it to Mi Siman, as if there was a starlight in his eyes, "Please be sure to accept it, and then, I hope you can have a relationship with me." β
Misiman: "......" This person is sick, right?
She pursed her lips, trying not to show a discriminatory look, she held the water in front of her to block her expression, and couldn't help but look at the other party.
The other party's back is straight and very temperamental, different from the idle young boys and girls now, a casual OL outfit outlines her figure with beautiful lines, and the chestnut hair seems to be naughty with sunshine, adding a little warmth to her cold breath, and her makeup is very light, reflecting the unique ability of professional women, which makes it easy to have a good feeling.
Her eyes moved to the watch lying quietly in front of her, she vaguely recognized the value of this women's watch, and the corner of her eyes swept to a few men in suits waiting outside the glass window, she raised her lips, "Sister, I'm sorry, I don't like women." β
Ban Rouzhen stretched out her hand to hold Mi Siman who got up and was about to leave, and slightly bent her fingers and rubbed Mi Siman's little tender hand, the corners of her lips hooked up a smile, looking very sincere, different from the previous somewhat rigorous attitude, which made her look a little evil, "Please don't reject me so quickly, little kitten." β
Misman: =dish=?!!! Kittens? Do you think you're playing a domineering president?!
"I'm sorry, I'm going to report now," Mi Siman forcefully pulled Ban Rouzhen's hand...... Pull, can't tear apart! She glared, "Please let go of my hand!" β
"Unless you promise to deal with me." Ban Rouzhen supported her head with one hand, and stared at Mi Siman so casually, her eyes were extremely focused, and there was a heart-warming starlight in it.
ββ¦β¦ I'm really sorry, I really don't like girls, and I won't have a relationship with a stranger for no reason," Mi Siman said dejectedly, she stretched out her finger and picked the bangs in front of her forehead, this action made her look a little innocent, "Sister, you are so beautiful, there will be many girls who like you, now ...... Can you let me go first? β
Ban Rouzhen didn't answer or let go of her hand, she stared at Mi Siman for a long time, and suddenly stood up from the sofa.
The other party is at least 1.72 meters tall, and he is wearing high heels, looking at Mi Siman there is a sense of oppression from top to bottom, she took a step back, and before she could understand it, she saw Ban Rouzhen holding her hand, and then a flaming red lip fell a kiss on the back of her hand.
The other person's lips are soft, leaving only a warm touch.
"But I only like kittens." Ban Rouzhen said as if distressed, her eyes stared at Mi Siman slyly, seeing that she was unmoved, she decisively let go of her hand, reached out and combed her ears and hair, very feminine, she leaned over and approached Mi Siman, the distance between the lips of the two was no more than two centimeters, the tips of their noses were about to touch, Ban Rouzhen put one hand behind Mi Siman with one hand, the mellow voice sounded, and the ambiguous breath flowed around the two of them.
"I'll wait for you."
As soon as the words fell, Ban Rouzhen picked up Mi Siman's chin, and her red lips were on Mi Siman's lips like a stamp.
Mi Siman was directly stupid, and when she came back to her senses, she had been led out of the store by the other party. The other party smiled quite satisfied, and sorted out the scarf for Mi Siman very affectionately, "The kitten should take care of himself, and I will pick you up tomorrow." β
After saying this, Mi Siman saw a runaway car driving behind Ban Rouzhen, the woman who was still confessing to herself a second ago didn't know anything about it, Mi Siman didn't know what was going on, she subconsciously reached out and pulled it, and her steps retreated.
According to Misiman's idea, with such a pull, both of them should be able to successfully avoid these two cars, but in fact this is not the case, the car hit the wall and bounced, just hitting Misiman hard.
At that moment, Misiman felt that he was about to be hit by that car and vomited blood.
When she woke up again, Mi Siman subconsciously reached out and rubbed her head, it didn't seem to hurt so much, she twisted her body twice, and she also felt very smooth, and she didn't feel any pain. But she vaguely felt that something was wrong.
By the time she opened her eyes completely, she was already stupid.
Her up, down, left and right, and opposite, are full of cats and dogs!!
=Dish=! What the hell is going on?
Then, in the next second, a beautiful girl opened the door of the cage in front of her, poured some food into it, and reached out and patted her on the head; "Mimi eat it obediently."
Misiman went from stunned to angry, slamming her paw on the cage and screaming out in a heart-rending voice.
"Meow !!!"
Her voice was so terrible that she shook the feeding girl in fright, she blinked her eyes, and muttered, "What's wrong with this little kitten?" Is it time to be neutered? β
β¦β¦ Misiman's screams came to an abrupt end.
Sterilization?
Misman: Excuseme????
Three days later.
Miasman was facing the clerk with her ass to the clerk and her head to the outside of the glass wall, trying to figure out why she had become a cat.
With a little consolation, she is a female cat.
Stumble!!! There's nothing consoling at all, isn't it? It became a cat!! It's a cat! Cats without human rights!! Maybe one day I'll be spayed and neutered!! It's better to be a man than a cat!!
Mi Siman sighed weakly, and opened his mouth to meow.
Let's talk about her current situation.
Mi Siman is now in a pet store, waiting for someone to buy her, but she is now a Chinese pastoral cat, commonly known as a native cat!! Who wants to buy it! If you want to buy all kinds of tall cats!
Mi Siman meowed heavily, the current time should be 1996, which she knew according to the calendar of the beautiful clerk hanging in the store, and it is estimated that black and white screen mobile phones have only become common at this time.
Well...... So it's surprising that there is a pet store in City C.
It may be because there is only one in the city, and there are quite a lot of people coming and going in this store, which is not unrelated to the fact that the pet store is opened in a wealthy area.
According to the news Mi Siman has received in the past few days, the east is rich and the west is expensive, this is the west district of City C, and there are quite a lot of rich people coming and going. The owner of this pet shop is quite good at choosing places.
She was lazily lying in the cage, the shopkeeper was definitely a rich prostitute, and the requirements for the clerk were extraordinarily high - the salary that might be offered was also very high, and the clerk himself was very caring, and he was very attentive when taking care of the cats and dogs in the store, and he was not ambiguous at all about shoveling feces and washing the cage.
Even bathing cats and dogs is very skillful......
For example, cats and dogs that have not been sold for a long time and have grown up will be taken away and then disappeared, which makes Misiman a little uneasy, because she has seen too many incidents of cat and dog abuse in later generations, and she began to wonder if these disappeared cats and dogs were sold to those shops that eat cat and dog meat.
For this reason, she decided to "sell" herself early.
Jailbreak? Stop kidding, go out and let her fend for herself? She was so afraid that she would starve to death on the streets......
Stray? No kidding, she's very confident in her own strength, and she will never go through the trash can, okay......
So, while those guests are choosing their pets, Misiman is also choosing their owners. When you don't like it, you just put your ass on others, and you refuse to shake it head-on. Faced with the fact that she feels good, she desperately sells cuteness to attract the attention of these people.
However, the fact is that the other party will indeed be attracted to her, raise his hand to ravage the cat hair on her body, and after touching it, he will make a silly face and say to her: "Let's go, Mimi say goodbye (^_^)/~ to us~"
=Dish=Bye your sister! You can't buy a calf just by touching it! Turn around and punch each other with your ass.
When I met someone who didn't give up, I would make a sad expression to look at her, and said in a lost mouth, "Don't cats love me?" β
Misiman just wanted to make a middle finger gesture, and in fact she did, a fluffy kitten paw desperately squeezing its sharp nails out between its paws. Not only is the other party not annoyed, but he will laugh, and even the little beautiful clerk will say proudly: "Look, let's say it's smart." β
The other party nodded, "It's very smart, but it's too earthy." β
Misman: =dish = earth? excusemeοΌ Are you kidding? Have you ever seen such smooth and moist cat hair? I tell you that you may not believe it, but I have never seen a cat as cute and cute as me, and the cat hair is beautiful and supple! It's you who don't have an eye, convex!
A month later, Mi Simansheng was bought without love.
She was carried back the whole time, and there was a straw in her mouth, and the little beauty clerk was very surprised, "I didn't expect it to use a straw, it must be very smart, and it is very convenient to take it home." β
Mi Siman: She's a human being, and the average stupid cat can compare to her? No vision, no ignorance! Stupidity! Shallow! Convex!
Her servant - who resolutely refuses to regard a human being as his master - is a cute little Lori, with two horns on her head, big eyelids, a small cherry mouth and a white face, a decisive little cute baby in later generations and a cute little face that kills people, the only thing that is not so good is that this person looks too much like that person.
That's it...... That one...... It's been a long time and I can't remember the name.,It's the one who confessed to her inexplicably and had a car accident and became a cat!!