After listening to Liu Wen's words, Youshu finally understood why he became the emperor of the Jin State inexplicably. He got the Taoist inheritance, so he naturally had a way to remove the excess soul in his body, so he picked up a piece of wood, asked his master for a dagger, and carved it silently.

"What are you doing?" Liu Wen leaned over curiously, seeing that his head was about to touch the young man's forehead, but he was pulled away by the master and almost threw himself into the fire. Damn, if you're really fascinated by beauty, don't be a faint gentleman, right?

Meng Changye ignored the military advisor's feelings at all, put his head on the young man's shoulder, and asked in a mellow voice like wine, "What are you doing, why are you not in a hurry at all, but have the leisure to carve wood." ”

Youshu's ears and half of his cheeks were reddened by the hot air spewed out by his master, and he couldn't help but shrink his shoulders and said in a low voice, "I plan to carve a wooden villain, and then paste Emperor Chun's birthday eight characters on it, and use soul transfer techniques to get him out." You may not believe it, but this body is indeed mine, not Emperor Chun's, he is a lonely ghost from nowhere, and he has taken up my body. ”

"Wait, wait, what did you just say?" Before the general could react, Liu Wen had already screamed. That's not what he meant. He doesn't believe in gods and Buddhas, so naturally he can't think of ghosts, monsters, and those things. He originally wanted to sue the young man that he had a brain disease, and he had to control it himself. But the young man's reaction was far beyond common sense, and he didn't panic or retreat, he actually picked up a piece of wood and carved it into a villain, saying that he wanted to remove another soul in his body? Are you really not crazy?

"Do you know Emperor Chun's birthday?" Youshu did not answer the rhetorical question.

"If you move Emperor Chun's soul to this log, will he still be alive? The main question is, do you really know what you're doing? Liu Wen stretched out his hand to stop it, his expression was very entangled. As an atheist, he reacted calmly enough.

Youshu has always regarded his body as a temple and is extremely protective, but he didn't expect that this temple would be occupied by a lonely ghost one day, and he also did many things that angered people and people, so how could he not be angry? The outside world's derogation of Emperor Chun is also equivalent to a derogation of him, saying that he is cruel and unkind, but even describing him as dull. Youshu didn't expect that the word "stupid" would be put on his head, which is a great shame! In front of the master, he may be a dog cub who is beaten and scolded, but in the face of others, he also has clear grievances and revenge.

Emperor Chun forcibly occupied his body, why did he still care if he lived or died, so he simply shook his head neatly, "Wood is a dead thing, and it can't be lived if you move it over." I don't know how he got into my body, but one thing is for sure, if he hadn't taken over the magpie's nest, he would have died a long time ago. In that case, why don't I give him a ride? ”

He raised his head and looked directly at Liu Wen, his eyes were still as clear as the sky, but the words he said revealed a cruel taste, but this cruelty actually concealed a little innocence, which was creepy and at the same time inevitably attracted deeply. Liu Wen didn't dare to look at him, and turned to look at the general, but saw that his eyes were burning and his fists were clenched, as if he was suppressing some fierce love.

Meng Changye was indeed attracted. He thought that the cub had a cowardly personality and needed the care of others, but at the end of the day, he found that he would only be so kind in front of himself, and he was extremely cruel to outsiders. Look at his innocent and ignorant but cold-hearted appearance now, it's really exciting!

His heart was as hot as a fire, he couldn't help but stretch out his hand, took the person into his arms and kissed him loudly twice, one on his cheek, and one directly on his lips.

Mother, it turns out that the general is not joking, but he really likes Emperor Chun! The soldiers were dumbfounded, and a few of them held their foreheads and twisted their faces, and they couldn't bear to look at them directly. Although Emperor Chun is beautiful, that character is too difficult to serve! If the general pressed him, beat him, or scolded him, it would be fine, but seeing the general holding people in his arms like a treasure and not letting go, everyone would inevitably feel uneasy.

Several adjutant generals frequently glanced at the military commanders, but when they saw the other party waving their hands, they said that they could not do anything, so they had to admit it for the time being.

Liu Wen didn't believe that the young man knew how to transfer souls, and he was talking nonsense when his brain was broken. Meng Changye was overjoyed, kissed two mouthfuls, and then kissed a few more, seeing that the young man's cheeks were pierced with many red marks by his thick and hard beard, he gave up, and his heart said that he had to shave his beard another day, so as not to hurt the puppies.

"That dead eunuch, come here!" While rubbing the beard he had grown for ten years, he beckoned to Chang Shun, who was squatting in the distance.

Chang Shuncheng ran over in fear, "General, what do you command?" ”

"Do you know Emperor Chun's birthday?"

Chang Shun grew up serving Emperor Chun since he was a child, and he knew that although he felt that something was wrong, he didn't dare to be disobedient, and obediently reported a series of years, months and days. Youshu immediately remembered it in his mind, and finally put down the half-carved wooden villain and asked Liu Wen for the four treasures of the study.

"Hey, you're really beautiful, you've been practicing for more than ten years, right?" Admiration is false, temptation is true. What does it mean to be occupied by a lonely soul and a wild ghost, and wake up and die? If this body is occupied by Emperor Chun when he is young, then he has been isolated from the world for more than ten years, and he should be an ignorant child, where can he write and read pictures? Liu Wen already believed that he and Emperor Chun were two people at first, but after he came up with the so-called "one body and two souls" explanation, he didn't believe it. He wanted to see what Emperor Chun wanted to do.

Although Meng Changye has never read a book, his head is more active than that of a military advisor. The military advisor can see the flaws, how can he not know? But it doesn't matter, as long as the boy can still return to the appearance of a dog, he can tolerate anything, and if he is Emperor Chun's house, he will be slapped away.

Youshu wrote down the materials needed to make the zuò soul transfer talisman on a piece of paper, and asked the master to help buy it neatly. He had to get the wild ghost out of his body and throw it into the fire and burn it out.

"What is this all about? Do you read it to me? Meng Changye stared at the receipt, quite dumbfounded.

Youshu was stunned, "You can't read?" ”

Meng Changye was blushing by him, but fortunately he didn't show his embarrassment because he had a big beard to cover it, and he said, "Slightly, I know a few slightly, but it's too complicated to be a little blind." As you know, I followed the beggars to wander since I was a child, and then I fell into the grass, and finally joined the army, where did I have the opportunity to study. ”

"Yes, in your case, you really don't have a chance to read." Youshu was distressed and said busily, "But it's okay, I'll teach you in the future." You will one day be the emperor, and at that time you will issue decrees, review and approve the recitals, and you must not be illiterate in big words and make people see jokes. You're so smart, you'll learn it as soon as you learn it. ”

On weekdays, Liu Wen urged the general to read and learn calligraphy, but the other party found all kinds of excuses to shirk it, as if reading and learning calligraphy is the most painful thing in the world. But right now, as soon as Emperor Chun opened his mouth, he actually agreed, and his expression was still joyful, and it was really eye-catching to look at.

Liu Wen was not angry, but he secretly bowed his head. What is called "brine point tofu, one thing drops one thing", this is it. The general stubbornly couldn't pull back ten cows, Emperor Chun was good, and he would meet him upside down with a slight hook of his fingers, as long as he could teach the general to advance, it would be okay to leave him alive. There are no women in the army, so there are many things in Longyang, and it is not uncommon to raise a male pet, so Liu Wen and others will not stop it. Moreover, Emperor Chun used to be the lord of a country high above, but now he has to crouch under the general, and he feels inexplicably happy to say it.

Meng Changye handed over the list to his subordinates, ordered him to go shopping tomorrow morning, and then encircled the young man into his arms and said in a low voice, "Why don't you teach me to read now?" ”

"Okay, bring a pen, ink, paper, and inkstone." Youshu sat between his legs, feeling a hard object on the back of his buttocks, and his ears were getting redder and redder to the point of dripping blood.

"There are a number of pen, ink, paper, and inkstones in the army, and they are wasted when they are written. Take a stick and write it on the ground, and teach me one by one. Meng Changye said as he picked up a wooden stick and drew a few paths on the ground.

Youshu thought to herself, took the stick and said slowly, "This method is good, it is more economical." Do you write your own name? No, I'll teach you this first, and if I can, I'll start teaching you from the Three Character Classic. ”

Meng Changye, who had already written his name, shook his head cheekily under the gaze of the lieutenants, "No, you can write it to me." Write your own name as well, and I'll learn. ”

"That's nature." Youshu quickly curled the corners of her lips, and then wrote the names of the two on the ground neatly, and drew a heart-shaped circle. If it was the master of the previous life, he would definitely know that he was confessing in disguise, implying that the two would be united forever, but Meng Changye, who had a bold and rough personality, seemed to be unaware and was immersed in research.

"What does that mean?" He pointed to the heart shape outside, his eyes flickering slightly. Don't think he's a big boss and just foolish, this looks like a heart! What exactly does the puppy want to do? Seducing yourself in full view? Inevitably take the initiative!

However, slander is slander, but he is extremely happy in his heart, and he has to pretend to be ignorant on his face. Compared with him, Liu Wen was really ignorant, and took it for granted that it was a few strokes drawn by Emperor Chun.

"No, it doesn't mean anything, it's just to make you pay attention to the words in this circle." Youshu's cheeks flushed, and she hurriedly crossed out her name with a branch.

"What are you doing? I haven't seen it yet. Rewrite it once. Meng Changye secretly laughed in his heart to the point of internal injury, but on the surface he was serious.

Youshu had to rewrite it again, and she didn't dare to draw any hearts again. However, the master is extremely stupid in his life, Ji Youshu and Meng Changye, only six words, and he has not learned them for most of the hour, so he has to hold his wrist and teach him stroke by stroke.

Liu Wen and several lieutenants sat far away, shaking their heads in their hearts: Shameless, shameless! Is it difficult to learn to arrange troops? Some people have learned all their lives and still have seven tricks and six tricks, and the general can draw inferences from one another at a glance, and that cleverness is terrifying! It's stupid to go to Emperor Chun, six words, no, three of them have known each other for a long time, and they have been pondering for nearly an hour, which shows that they take advantage of Emperor Chun!

Seeing that the general spread his legs and placed the young man between his crotches, his two strong arms locked each other firmly like iron tongs, rubbing his cheeks, ears, and neck sockets with his beard, and pinching his small waist, big legs, and wrists with the palms of his hands, and eating tofu with great pleasure, everyone felt that their eyes were black for a while. I think about the generals who didn't hook up with several stunning beauties sent by the enemy back then, how did they become like this in a blink of an eye, so ...... Hard to put into words?

Liu Wen held his forehead, sighing in his heart that the beauty was misleading.

In the midst of the surging dark tide, Youshu's eyelids gradually closed, and she fainted before she had time to murmur "It's so hot". Only then did Meng Changye realize that his cheeks were red not because he was shy, but because he had a fever, and he was immediately shocked that the six gods were without a master.

"Liu Wen, come and show the puppies, he's sick!"

The person on the tip of his general's heart, where did Liu Wen dare to slack off, he hurriedly ran over to check the pulse, shook his head and said, "I am cold, I have a slight fever, I have to cool down quickly, otherwise my head will burn into a fool." ”

"How do you cool down?" Meng Changye's eyes were red, and he recited with self-reproach, "It's all because this seat just poured a few scoops of water, otherwise the puppy would be fine now." In the future, this seat will be angry with the dog emperor, and he will never touch a single hair. Why did this seat forget, what is the difference between teaching him and teaching the cubs, he is a cheap life that does not remember to eat, but he is so tired that the dogs of this seat will suffer with him, if he can really move him to the wood, this seat will immediately burn him to ashes! ”

Do you really believe Emperor Chun's nonsense? Liu Wen raised his eyebrows, his eyes were surprised, but he didn't refute it, and patiently comforted, "Don't panic, just take a few medicines." This is not to blame the general, we still use cold water to take a bath in the winter, and sometimes jump into the frozen river to swim a few laps, but the whole body is comfortable, who would have thought that Ji Youshu's body is so weak, but a few scoops of warm water will fall ill. In the future, you have to urge him to practice hard, and don't act like a weak chicken. ”

Hearing that there was no big problem, Meng Changye's tense heartstrings relaxed, and he asked in a cold voice, "Who do you say is weak?" ”

Is this all incomprehensible? Liu Wen was dumbfounded, and it took a long time before he laughed and said, "I'm a weak chicken, can't I be a weak chicken?" ”

"You're a weak chicken. Get out, hurry up and dispense the medicine! Meng Changye wrapped the trembling young man into his arms and kicked Liu Wen at the same time.

really had a concubine and forgot his brother, Liu Wen shook his head and went. The soldiers carried food, grass and medicinal materials with them in case of emergency, otherwise Liu Wen would not know where to find a pharmacy in the middle of the night. He prescribed a simple antipyretic medicine, fried three bowls of water into one bowl of water, broke the young man's jaw and poured it in. Meng Changye waited for his fever to subside, and then touched his forehead every once in a while, his worry overflowing.

Although Chang Shun sat far away and couldn't hear the conversation between a few people, he understood that General Huwei seemed to have taken a fancy to his master. How does this work? The dignified emperor of the Jin Kingdom gave a rebellious minister and thief as a pet, and went down to the Yellow Spring, and the queen mother and the first emperor had to kill themselves. He was anxious, and when he saw that the emperor was sick, he couldn't wait to put on his wings and take him out.

Emperor Chun died once, and the Queen Mother naturally protected him to the fullest, and gradually raised him, which was more fragile than the thin porcelain. These ladles of water, compared to others, are naturally fine, but when they fall on his head, they can be fatal. Moreover, Liu Wen is just using ordinary medicinal materials, how can it be compared with the imperial medicine in the palace, it is not effective after pouring it for half an hour, but it is becoming more and more strict.

"It's not good, it's getting worse!" Liu Wen shook his head after checking his pulse.

"You're fucking trying to figure it out! Who said it wasn't a big deal? Meng Changye paced back and forth with the young man like coals, feeling the same as Chang Shun, and wished to put on his wings and fly to the nearest town to find the best doctor. However, there is no shop in front of the village here, and running on a horse for a few hours will not help, but will delay the condition.

"I'll try to increase the dose." Liu Wen wiped his sweat frequently.

"Hurry!" Meng Changye kicked him hard.

Another bowl of thick black medicinal juice was fried, and just as he was about to pour it in, Emperor Chun woke up faintly, and scolded in a dumb voice while spitting out bitter water, "Phew! Meng Changye, do you want to poison me? I curse you to go to the eighteen layers of hell! ”

Knowing that it was the Dog Emperor who woke up this time, Meng Changye didn't have such a good temperament, so he grabbed his jaw and forced him to open his mouth, and ordered in a cold voice, "You fucking give me medicine quickly!" If you kill the puppy of this seat, this seat will fight for the treasure, and I will have to chop you alive! ”

Liu Wen cooperated with the tacit understanding, and quickly poured all the medicinal juice and the dregs, choking Emperor Chun coughing all over the place, almost suffocating, and he didn't forget to scold again and again, "Bastard, you have the intention to harm me, you can't ......die well."

"What's wrong with him, just now he was obedient to the general, like a pug, but now he is scolding and scolding, and he is not clean. Isn't this looking for death! We were kind enough to give him medicine, but we owe him as if we owe him! One lieutenant said indignantly.

Meng Changye didn't explain, just pressed the struggling Emperor Chun to the ground so as not to be bruised. Fortunately, Emperor Chun's body was weak, and he quickly died down, and then fell asleep, but opened his eyes the next moment.

Ten percent of the people who woke up this time were pups, and no one could match his pitiful and tearful eyes. Seeing this, Meng Changye's expression, which was still very fierce, immediately softened, changed his suppression to hugging, and comforted, "You have a fever, you have already drunk the medicine, just sleep." Well, close your eyes, and there will be nothing wrong with opening them again tomorrow. ”

Youshu is also proficient in medical skills, so she naturally knows that her condition is critical, and drinking medicine is secondary, and the top priority is to get rid of the fever. He smacked his mouth, analyzed the prescription prescribed by Liu Wen from the afterglow of the tip of his tongue, and found that there was no major problem, so he instructed his master, "The medicine is not wrong, but the dosage is a little light, ephedra and artemisia can be added with three more coins, and another two coins of chaihu." Rub me with spirits to dissipate heat quickly. ”

Meng Changye was in a hurry to seek medical treatment, and he didn't want to let the military advisor dispense medicine again. Liu Wen pondered for a moment in his heart, and found that Emperor Chun was not nonsense, and if he really knew his own illness well, he couldn't help but doubt his origin and purpose even more.

Meng Changye took his treasured good wine and wiped the body of the dog cub with a cloth towel. The puppy was already about to burn, and the original snow-white skin revealed an abnormal flush, and there were pale cyan blood vessels faintly revealing it, like a piece of hibiscus jade, which was dazzlingly beautiful.

Not to mention that Meng Changye was stunned for a moment, even those deputy generals couldn't help but peek at it frequently.

"Look at you, mother! Turn around for Lao Tzu! Dead eunuch, come and draw the curtain on this seat! Meng Changye was angry and anxious, his expression couldn't help but be a little hideous, and he was more and more terrifying by the scar. Where did Chang Shun dare to disobey, and hurriedly walked over to hold the curtain high, and all the soldiers avoided it.

Inside the curtain, Youshu has been stripped off and hung up, and there is a dark robe of General Huwei under her. He was so hot that he felt the coolness of his master's hands, so he hurriedly held his hands and swam around him, his hips were raised, his legs were bent, and his long hair was spread, like a devouring demon flower. What's worse is that he keeps moaning in pain, but it becomes sweet when he hears it.

Meng Changye lived to twenty-five or sixteen, and he had never seen such a fragrant and glamorous picture. The vague dreams that I had once had gradually overlapped with the white, red, writhing teenager in front of him, becoming clear and agitated. He bent over, feeling like somewhere in his body was about to burst, but he had to force himself to press.

When the boy's body temperature dropped, he seemed to have just been fished out of the lake, and the fabric on his chest and back was already soaked, even his hair was dripping with water, and his cheeks and ears were red and purple. Using all his self-control to put the young man's clothes back one by one, he kissed him fiercely, and said in a dumb voice, "Damn, if you have a fever, you want to wipe yourself with strong wine, did you deliberately seduce Lao Tzu?" When you get better, Lao Tzu will do you immediately, and you won't be able to cry even if you cry! ”

Youshu was already in a daze, and in a hazy way, she heard her master talking, nodding habitually, and snorting softly.

Meng Changye's lower abdomen tightened, and he bent down while cursing, and sucked the young man's blood-dripping lips that were red from fever, and after sucking for a quarter of an hour, he still let go. Over there, Liu Wen also boiled the medicine, handed it in through the curtain, and heard the sound of the general taking a sip by himself, and then slipping into the young man's mouth, and couldn't help but support his forehead. really refused to let go of any opportunity to eat tofu, I have known him for so many years, I never expected him to be such a general.

After tossing for half a night, the two of them hugged each other and slept together. Inevitably the cold wind blew the puppies, Meng Changye untied his shirt and wrapped him tightly, two long legs clamped his lower half of his body, and two arms locked his upper body, to say something unpleasant, if the two of them died immediately in an accident, unless General Meng's limbs were sawed off, the young man could be stripped out.

The next day, a shrill scream woke everyone up, and the birds in the trees were also startled. I saw Emperor Chun patting the general's shoulder angrily, "Meng Changye, you beast is not as good as a thing, you dare to be frivolous, quickly take your thing away, it is against me!" ”

Meng Changye faced a pair of bloodshot cloudy eyes, and suddenly felt as disgusting as eating dung, and quickly pushed the person out, and feared that he would be injured and regained, so he put it down steadily, and then jumped to the side in three or two steps, scolding the bad luck in his mouth. Damn, when the dog cub wakes up, he has to immediately let him remove Emperor Chun's soul, otherwise every time they lie down together, they will be replaced by another one the next day, who can stand it?