Emperor Chun was arrogant for a while, and honest for a while, Liu Wen had already felt that something was wrong, but he didn't think much about it, he just thought that he was a master who bullied the weak and was afraid of the hard, and he would be cowardly if he was a little scared and scared. But as soon as the general asked, he vaguely realized that no matter how fickle a person is, his eyes always remain the same.

However, Emperor Chun is different, his eyes are full of filth when he is arrogant, and even if he looks beautiful, it is annoying; Suddenly, there was a moment of silence, and the eyes were like a washed blue sky, sparkling and clear. At this time, he looked very timid, and a little helpless, which was very pitiful. To be honest, there were a few times, even if Liu Wen felt that he had made a mistake, he was not willing to blame.

Meng Changye saw that the military advisor felt the same as himself, and hurriedly asked, "You can also see it?" ”

"General, I know that Emperor Chun is beautiful, and it is really painful to be well-behaved, and an old man like you can't help but have some thoughts when he sees it. But I warn you in advance that he is most likely pretending to be, in order to confuse us and then take advantage of the opportunity to escape. Liu Wen held a stick to make a bonfire, and his face was solemn. The general seems to have been deluded.

"What if he's not pretending?" Meng Changye still didn't give up.

"Let's see if it's pretending, anyway, if he wants to escape, there's no way." Liu Wen threw the stick into the fire and burned it.

"Yes. His grandmother's, even if he pretends, as long as he is willing to pretend for a lifetime, Lao Tzu is willing to provide for him. Don't you scholars have a saying called narrow, what is narrow? Meng Changye scratched his head.

"The Son of Heaven is the Son of Heaven to order the princes." Liu Wen completed it for him.

"Yes, that's it. Lao Tzu came to a 'narrow son of heaven to order the princes', called the emperor in his name, and then Lao Tzu became the regent in the back. ”

Liu Wen shook his head, "General, if you are arresting an ignorant and ignorant little prince who has just ascended to the throne, it is appropriate to do so, but Emperor Chun has been on the throne for three years, and his reputation for cruelty and inhumanity has already spread. ”

Meng Changye was silent. He understood that the words of the military advisor were very reasonable, but the boss was not happy in his heart. He has already separated Emperor Chun from the dog cub, what does Emperor Chun's cruelty and inhumanity have to do with the dog cub? If you have to put these accusations on his head, how unfair is the world?

With a thick beard in the way, Liu Wen couldn't guess the general's mind for a while, so he had to turn his head to look at the treasure map. At this time, the porridge was boiled, and a soldier knocked on the iron pot for everyone to come over. Chang Shun walked over tremblingly and arched his hand, "General, it's time to eat, do you think you can tear out the strip of cloth from the emperor's mouth?" ”

". He is no longer the emperor, you also change your name, one emperor at a time, Lao Tzu listened to it and had itchy hands. Meng Changye teased his eyelids.

"Yes. The slave calls him master, do you think it's appropriate? Chang Shun said again.

"As long as you don't call the emperor, whatever you want." Meng Changye took the porridge bowl handed by the soldiers, and just after a few sips, he saw that the hunting detachment had returned, and immediately walked over to help deal with wild deer, pheasants, hares, and other things.

Chang Shun got the right words, so he cautiously approached the side of the pot, asked for two bowls of porridge in a low voice, and finally tore off the cloth strip in Emperor Chun's mouth and scooped it with a spoon to feed it.

Emperor Chun had to eat thousands of taels of silver for a meal, and only one boiled cabbage had to be carefully simmered for several hours, so how could he stand this kind of porridge mixed with sorghum, tartary buckwheat, and brown rice? He didn't eat in the morning, he vomited at noon, and he didn't eat, and by the evening he was already so hungry that his chest was close to his back, but Yang Diao's appetite and delicate body were really unable to accommodate coarse grains, so he barely ate two bites and spit it out.

"What the hell is this? How is it like sand, eating it and still diaphragm the throat? My throat is about to wear out, just go, let's go, give me a bowl of japonica porridge! As he spoke, he poofed his tongue out.

The Huwei army is stationed in the northwest all the year round, drinking the cold wind, eating yellow sand, wearing cold iron, and sleeping on wooden boards, which can be said to have gone through hardships. Especially in order to enjoy luxury, Emperor Chun also deducted their military salaries for many years, so that the brothers in the camp froze to death and starved to death countless times. The grain and grass of King Qinqin in Beijing were saved by them for several years, and they did not dare to waste a grain of rice on weekdays, so they naturally looked down on what Emperor Chun did.

At this moment, not only Liu Chuanshan was on fire, but several other lieutenants also had cold eyes, and they were about to walk over to teach the dog emperor a lesson, but they saw the general striding over, holding a bloody dagger in his hand, and his appearance was very terrifying. Everyone gave way, and General Xindao wanted to do it himself!

Meng Changye really wanted to hang Emperor Chun up and smoke him, but when he got closer, when he saw his beautiful face, he couldn't do anything. Damn! Hitting him is equivalent to beating the pup, and when the puppy wakes up, won't he have to suffer from pain?

He scolded secretly while taking the bowl in Chang Shun's hand, and rudely scooped a large mouthful of porridge into Emperor Chun's mouth. When Emperor Chun saw him holding a dagger, he was about to stab himself, but when he saw that he didn't do anything, he didn't even scold, he just came to feed the porridge, and his heart couldn't help but relax a lot.

As I said before, Emperor Chun is a master who doesn't shed tears when he doesn't see the coffin, no matter how many times he is taught, he will not be taught, once he finds that you have a soft temperament, he will immediately kick his nose in the face. Faintly realizing how indulgent General Huwei was with him, he became presumptuous, spit out a mouthful of porridge on the other party's face, and shouted loudly, "I said I don't eat pig food!" I want to drink japonica porridge! ”

Meng Changye wiped off the porridge water on his face, and looked at Liu Wen with a very calm expression, "What is japonica porridge?" ”

"Japonica porridge is porridge made from japonica rice." Liu Wen said slowly, "Bijing rice is native to Yutian, Hebei, and is a tribute, with slender grains, slightly green, and a strange fragrance when cooking. There is a poem praising the clouds: 'The spring is blue and green, and the rice is ripe and fragrant, and the lotus petals are red. People know that Kunlun is in the sky, and the green spirit is not the same as below. It can be seen how delicious the porridge made of japonica rice is. ”

Meng Changye shook his head, suddenly splashed a bowl of porridge on Emperor Chun's face, and scolded angrily, "Lao Tzu fought in the northwest, and even ate the corpses of his companions when they were dying of hunger. You still want to drink japonica porridge, Lao Tzu will let you drink enough! With a wave of his hand, the soldier brought the bucket and threw it one after the other. If you can't beat and can't beat you, and you can't be taught, you can only use this method to deter.

At this time, it was the middle of winter, and the weather was very cold, although the water had been boiled and had a temperature, but after a while, it became ice slag, which was more uncomfortable than pouring cold water directly. Emperor Chun only drenched a few scoops before the ghost cried wolf, and after crying for a short while, he fainted. It's no wonder that he has been raised into a flower in a greenhouse for sixteen years, and pouring a few scoops of water in the eyes of others is just the slightest punishment, and it is tantamount to a storm for him.

A group of soldiers were dumbfounded, and sighed, "This is dizzy?" It's too fucking to stand the toss! "No wonder the general didn't move his fist, with the general's strength, he must have stabbed him to death with a finger.

Everyone shook their heads and dispersed, but Liu Wen came to the general's side, staring at the unconscious man with burning eyes, "General, wait and see which Emperor Chun woke up." ”

"Emperor Chun is Emperor Chun, and the dog cub is the dog cub, don't mix it up." Meng Changye frowned.

"Dogs? The nickname you gave him? Liu Wen sneered, pointing to the man on the ground who was tied up and soaking wet, "I really want to see what his expression is when you call him that." ”

"Get out of the way!" Meng Changye kicked him, and finally pointed at Chang Shun, "You come over and change clean clothes for him." "It's not right to think about it, Emperor Chun's body is also the body of a dog cub, let this dead eunuch change his clothes, didn't he see the dog cub too? No way!

"You get out of the way, and I'll do it myself." He blasted Chang Shun away, carried the boy to a secret place to clean, and wanted to play with his delicate fingertips and small feet, but when he saw his pale skin, he realized that the weather was too cold and not suitable, and hurriedly found his clean clothes and hurriedly put them on him.

Carrying people to the bonfire to keep warm, originally wanted to take them into his arms and circle them in the crook of his arms, but he was afraid that it would be the damn dog emperor who would wake up, Meng Changye had to put the person on the ground in pain, covered it with a thin blanket, and then picked up a skinned rabbit and roasted it. Liu Wen sat on the other side, flipping through the treasure map with a treasure map in his hand, obviously stumped. It is not easy for their team to break through to today, the officers and men of the whole army are rough people, they have not read for a few days, and they all rely on the military division to make suggestions. Fortunately, Liu Wen's brain was enough, so he didn't bring everyone into the pit.

He didn't see the reason for looking at it for a long time, and sighed, "General, you are actually quite smart, and you can understand a little bit of martial arts, why don't you like to learn words?" If you are willing to read more, your subordinates will be much easier. If you look at this treasure map, you are the only one who has figured out the route, but what your subordinates see is a mess. ”

"What kind of book to read, Lao Tzu is the most impatient to read and learn words, especially the brush, it will break when you pinch it, and it will be full of ink, and it will not be washed off for many days!" Meng Changye twisted his eyebrows and thought for a moment, shook his head and said, "There is also a problem with the route I found. After this ravine, there is no road ahead, if you follow the direction marked on the map, you have to jump off the cliff and fall to pieces. ”

"Then hang it slowly with a rope, and you have to follow the map after all, unless the map is fake." Speaking of this, Liu Wen glanced at Emperor Chun, and his gaze was quite unkind.

At this time, Youshu slowly woke up, first felt cold all over her body, and then felt an empty stomach, cold and hungry extremely uncomfortable. He lifted the thin blanket and saw that the master was sitting beside him, so he hurriedly snuggled over, pulled him away with one arm around his shoulder, and whispered while burrowing into his arms, "It's so cold, so hungry!" He remembered that he was asleep, and it was not surprising that it was getting late and the troops were stationed.

Meng Changye sat still, watching him relax for a long time, he naturally hugged him tightly, pulled the thin blanket over and wrapped him tightly, and said softly, "If you are hungry, drink a bowl of porridge to pad your stomach, and the barbecue will be good soon." The words fell and beckoned to a soldier.

The soldier immediately brought a bowl of porridge with an indignant expression. He really couldn't understand how the general, who was still disgusted with Emperor Chun, hugged people in a blink of an eye? Although he has a big beard to cover his face, the tenderness in his eyes cannot be mistaken. Emperor Chun is even more hateful, he shamelessly took the initiative to drill into the general's arms, how can he pour a few scoops of water to pour people into soft bones? No, Emperor Chun's bones are not hard in the first place.

Not to mention that the soldiers looked sideways, even the adjutant generals who had followed the general for the longest time couldn't guess what kind of charter he was. said that the treasure would be slaughtered if he succeeded, but it didn't look like this. What surprised them even more was that Emperor Chun, who was about to die after just a few mouthfuls of porridge, was now drinking happily, so what was he making trouble before? Underwhelmed?

Meng Changye was afraid that he would get his collar dirty if he drank too quickly, so he held his chin with one hand and told him gently, "Drink slowly, it's still after drinking." Then he asked, "Is this porridge delicious?" ”

Youshu shook her head, "It's not delicious, but it's not bad either." I've eaten something worse than that. The words strothed his throat and hesitated, "Maybe it's my own problem." It was obviously boiled porridge water, but I felt very scratchy throat, probably because I slept for too long. ”

But who is using this body when it is asleep? Youshu had a vague conjecture and tried to use her spiritual power to investigate, but found that her spiritual power had disappeared and was gone! He was horrified in his heart, but he didn't show it on his face, but fortunately, the golden light of Ziwei's emperor qi and merit was flowing in his limbs, which gave him a sense of security.

Where did the spiritual power go? He rubbed his chest, thoughtfully.

Meng Changye and Liu Wen looked at each other, and they also felt something. Emperor Chun's previous appearance of splashing and rolling was not a fake, and the calm and indifferent attitude of the young man after waking up was not like pretending, and the more he looked at it, the less he looked at it, the less they looked like the same.

"This porridge is made of coarse grains, and you are not used to drinking it. When I find the treasure, I will have someone boil bijaponica porridge for you. "Meng Changye is now learning and selling.

I only heard a pop, and it turned out to be a lieutenant who had dropped his prey into the fire. He was so shocked that his hands and feet trembled slightly. Who is the one who killed people half of them because Emperor Chun wasted food? How did you change your face in an instant? The person in front of him who offered to boil japonica porridge for Emperor Chun is definitely not his general! Could it be that a lonely ghost has taken over the general's body?

The rest of the people were also dumbfounded, either suspecting that they had heard something wrong, or suspecting that the general had been dropped. Only Liu Wen knew the inside story and couldn't help but sigh. For Emperor Chun, he can't wait to eat his flesh raw, but he is tender and meticulous to this dog, and the general has obviously been bewitched.

Youshu couldn't sense the outside world when he was asleep, so he didn't know that there was something wrong with his master's attitude, so he nodded as a matter of course, "Okay, but just drink once in a while, don't drink at once, it's too wasteful." Our money will be used to build a city-state, appease the people, and recruit troops. There are all the people inside, and there are strong troops to resist insults, which can be regarded as the initial determination of the overall situation. ”

Meng Changye was said by his sentence "we", and became more and more sure that the dog cub was a dog cub, and Emperor Chun was Emperor Chun. Look at the word cub is all for his own consideration, and the words have naturally been tied to himself, and this familiarity and tacit understanding cannot be pretended. He is willing to believe him, of course, even if he is fooled, it doesn't matter, just order him to pretend for the rest of his life.

Liu Wen was eight or nine points suspicious, but now he has faded three or four points, and Guy Yin's words are by no means said by Emperor Chun's unlearned and unskilled fools. I think when he was the champion of high school, he had seen Emperor Chun at the Qionglin banquet, a six-year-old child, born in the royal family, should have learned the Four Books and Five Classics a long time ago, but Emperor Chun didn't know a single word, pointed to the name of "Ding Yi" in the list and asked how to pronounce it?

The poor emperor wanted him to recite the top three names, but fortunately he showed his face in front of the ministers, but he didn't want to make a big ugly. Another year to worship the heavens, has ascended the throne as the emperor he stood on the platform with a prayer, a moment of chatter, a moment of scratching his ears and cheeks, even for a long time did not open his mouth, a eunuch went forward to ask only to know that he did not know any of the words on the prayer, causing a big uproar in the world.

Like such a straw bale, how can there be such an insight? Maybe he's not pretending. Thinking of this, Liu Wen handed over the treasure map in his hand and said tentatively, "Ji Youshu, is this map real or fake?" Why do I think we're on the wrong track? ”

"What's the hurry, I'll see it after eating." Meng Changye cut the roasted rabbit meat into slices, sprinkled salt and wrapped it in leaves, and stuffed it into Youshu's hand.

"Treasure hunting is important, don't delay while eating." Youshu took a piece of meat in her mouth, swallowed a few bites and put it in her mouth, and was afraid of her throat, so she chewed it carefully. He took the map and checked it, but he thought in his heart: It turns out that my name is Ji Youshu in this life, and I actually took the master's surname.

Meng Changye saw that his cheeks were bulging, his lips were shiny, and he stretched out his tongue from time to time to lick the corners of his mouth, and laughed loudly, "When I eat, I look more like a puppy." ”

Youshu, who has been a puppy for several years, hurriedly lowered her head and scratched her ears to hide her embarrassed expression. But the master could call it whatever he liked, and he didn't object, and after swallowing the rabbit meat, he muttered, "You guys are indeed wrong." The real map is not the route above, but the cloud ripples below. No, more precisely, the two should be combined into one to find the right place. ”

"What did you say?" Liu Wen was horrified. The map is three feet long and framed like a painting, with mountains, rivers, and roads on top and clouds and water patterns on the bottom.

Liu Wen snatched the map and looked at it again and again, but he made himself dizzy. The rest of the lieutenants sneered, "Don't fucking talk nonsense!" The following mess is a map? You point out a route for us to see! If you can't tell you, believe it or not, we'll kill you? ”

"He is already a member of this seat, and it is up to this seat to decide whether he wants to die or live, so be careful when you speak." Meng Changye threw away the rabbit meat in his hand, his face full of anger.

Hey, even this stupid, dull and cruel dog emperor can swallow his mouth, general, your taste is too heavy, right? Everyone was shocked, but they didn't dare to open their mouths when they met his sharp gaze, so they had to glare at the dog emperor a few times.

Although Youshu was not painful or itchy, in order to brush the master's favorability, he drilled into his arms, and gently bumped his forehead against his shoulder a few times. This appearance is very similar to a coquettish dog nestled in the arms of the master, which makes Meng Changye's heart soft as mud. He stroked the young man's hair heavily and said in a deep voice, "Don't be afraid, just say anything you want, I'll cover you." ”

Liu Wen finally admitted defeat, returned the picture, and asked, "Ji Youshu, you give me some pointers, I really can't see through this picture." ”

"It's a three-dimensional picture, and it takes special techniques to break it." Seeing Liu Wen open his mouth, he hurriedly waved his hand, "Don't ask me what a three-dimensional diagram is, with your knowledge, even if I explain it, you won't understand." ”

This is really arrogant, but with his indifferent expression, it is unreasonably convincing. Liu Wen was shocked in his heart, and felt more and more that the person in front of him was mysterious and unpredictable, and he had nothing to do with Emperor Chun's stupid bastard. Moreover, it is not difficult to see from his words and deeds that he is quite confident in his knowledge, and if he is allowed to pretend to be crazy and stupid, so that the country and his family are ruined, it should be a great shame for him, and he cannot bear it.

In a moment of thought, the boy had already raised the painting, put his index finger in front of the tip of his nose, and commanded, "Spread your gaze, look over my finger to see the cloud pattern behind you, concentrate, take your time." ”

Liu Wen unconsciously became a cross-eyed, which made Youshu chuckle, "I said don't look at my fingers, go over to look at the painting." ”

Meng Changye stared at the pear vortex on his cheeks for a long time, his eyes were extremely bright. The rest of the lieutenants saw that he was in trouble, and they were driven by curiosity to come over and take a closer look. Oops,, dizzy! In just a moment, a few people were already lying down with their eyes covered, and a few others were sure that this picture was fake, and everyone was deceived by the Dog Emperor!

When Liu Chuanshan drew his saber and was about to attack, Liu Wen exclaimed, "Look, I see it!" This picture actually appeared! How? He stretched out his fingertips and touched it, and it was clearly flat, but in his eyes it was really convex and shaped like a mountain range.

"This is Panlong Mountain." The master had dominated the world in his previous life, and Youshu had naturally seen a complete map of mountains and rivers, and almost recognized the terrain at a glance. He overlaid the above map on the bottom map, took an unburned stick, marked the correct route with arrows one by one, and said, "Look at it again, does the route match the terrain?" ”

"Yes, yes, yes, it fits! God, who drew this picture? It was so ingenious that it was so good! Liu Wen rubbed his sore eyes and was surprised, "If I have your guidance, I will be asked to ponder this picture for the rest of my life, and I won't be able to figure out anything!" General, take a look too! ”

Meng Changye looked proud, took the picture and looked at it for a while, and also found the clues, and then handed it over to his subordinates. The rest of the people were all big and coarse, and the sky was dark and the bonfire was swaying, so they watched for several hours without results, but they didn't dare to doubt the judgment of the general and the military advisor, so they had to wait until dawn tomorrow morning.

In the gap between them constantly wailing and rubbing their eyes, Liu Wen said in a low voice, "Brother Ji, there seem to be two people living in your body, don't you feel it yourself?" ”

And so it was! Youshu reflexively looked at the master, and when he saw that the other party nodded slightly, the wooden stick in his hand fell. Two souls in one? Which immoral ghost did the immoral thing!