Five minutes ago, seeing Tang Baoer and Zhen Ling also interacting with Yang An, Jin Dabao said angrily: "This is what happened!" It seems that the six groups of contestants today probably want to go together, and they are all counting on interacting with Yang An and pleasing the audience jury! Beizi, will we still interact with Yang An later? ”

Xiao Dongbei also had a headache, and the people in the team around him were waiting for him to decide, and he finally resolutely said: "It's too late for us to change it now, let's perform as originally planned!" ”

Jin Dabao was helpless: "The third position is really not good, the laughing brother is lucky!" ”

Indeed, the first time the laughing brothers interacted with Yang An, it was called a surprise.

The second time Bao Ling interacted with Yang An, it was also quite interesting.

But if all the teams interact with Yang An, it will be boring for the audience, and Xiao Dongbei, who ranks third, will still do this, I am afraid that some people will laugh at it.

Xiao Dongbei said solemnly: "This is the first scene, and I smell the bloody smell of the fight!" Brothers, if you don't want to lose, cheer me up. ”

Everyone gathered in a circle and folded their hands together: "One, two, three, come on!" ”

Strength is the last word, the Northeast Folk Art Troupe has been amazed for decades, their heritage is not in vain, from the first scene of their on-stage, the audience began to laugh.

On the stage, Xiao Dongbei and Jin Dabao compete for superpowers, Xiao Dongbei can make a person fall with a snap of his fingers, and he can cut down an enemy five meters away with a swing of a hand knife in the air.

And Jin Dabao was ten meters away, raised his right hand high, pinched the void, made an oops-like sound in his mouth, and worked on the side of the stage.

Yang An suddenly widened his eyes, pinched his neck with both hands, and struggled to move around, as if he was really pinched by Jin Dabao.

Jin Dabao was anxious, and shouted in a choosing: "Yang An, it's wrong!" I'm slashing your beard, not pinching your neck! ”

I'll go...... The audience is about to go crazy with laughter, is there such a special function? How did you rehearse it beforehand, don't you two want to be so funny!

Yang An was obviously stunned for a moment, and shouted: "It's not about pinching your neck, I can do it too!" ”

After speaking, he pinched his chin by himself, grinning in pain, how could he have a beard, this performance was too exaggerated, and the audience leaned forward and back, laughing happily.

Xiao Dongbei and Jin Dabao deserve to be one of the top comedy teams in China, their popularity is not covered, and when the performance is over, the audience collectively stood up and gave them applause.

The fourth-ranked Kungfu crew obviously figured out this truth, Yang An was urgently called backstage before the curtain was announced, and the head of the troupe, Ji Weicheng, said: "I want to change the scene on the spot, and leave the interaction with you for the next performance!" ”

Yang An was a little worried: "Uncle Ji, it's too dangerous to change the play on the spot, the interaction is indeed a little more, and the effect may not be very good, but it's better than smashing the act!" ”

Ji Weicheng said: "Don't worry, this paragraph is cut from the main drama, we have played it thousands of times, okay, it's time for us to go." ”

The recorded show is like this, the backstage may have to prepare for a long time, but the audience is a quality person, and it's okay to wait a little longer.

Yang An returned to the stage, in order to wait for the scene layout of the Kungfu team behind the curtain, he began to tell jokes to the audience, delaying time, anyway, some words were destined to be cut, he could say whatever he wanted on the spot, he even deliberately teased the female fan who said he was "physically exhausted", making the girl's face flush with shame, and the other audience applauded, hoping that Yang An would say something more serious.

Listening to the prepared prompt coming out of the headphones, Yang An returned to the official, looked at the prompt card and said: "The following group of contestants is a world-class Chinese comedy team, their works have swept several famous European theater awards, and they are also chartered on Broadway to perform their own shows, doesn't it sound amazing?" Applause, please! ”

The audience cheered, this sounds quite lofty, world-class, sweeping Europe, Broadway, who's this?

In China, because there is little publicity for the Kungfu team, the surnames of ordinary bosses are not very clear, but in the opera entertainment industry, they know more about the laughing brothers, Baoling, and Xiaodongbei, and they are all discussing in the rest area.

“Kungfu！ Definitely them! ”

"It turned out to be them, the stage play of the Chinese martial arts performance, it looks good now!"

"Comedians this show tsk, ouch I'll go, I just want to say to the organizing committee of comedians, you are so powerful, even the world-famous king of small theater can be invited!"

These three groups of people were all amazed, but in fact they were very depressed in their hearts.

Xiao Dongbei and Zhen Ling remembered the scene of Yang An's visit a month ago, and how good Yang An said at that time: "The top comedy team in China, as long as you can win the championship, the little golden man is yours, the reputation is yours, and the 100 million viewers in China will like you, and your status in the Chinese comedy industry will reach an unprecedented peak!" ”

But after recording the show, they realized that things were not so simple, and it was naturally cool to get the first place, but this little golden man is really not easy to take!

Zhen Ling suddenly said in a shocking voice, and said in a low voice: "Sister Bao'er, to be honest, I regret coming to this stage a little now." ”

A room full of people looked at her in disbelief, and Tang Bao'er hurriedly persuaded: "Ling'er, don't say that, it's best to keep your mentality." Since we participated, we must do our best and have a clear conscience! ”

Zhen Ling nodded, trying to suppress her sudden negative emotions and continue to watch TV.

On the stage, the red curtain slowly rises, this is a simple ancient room furnishings, window flower doors, eight immortal tables, two rows of huanghuali chairs, the word "loyalty" written on the horizontal plaque in the entrance hall, and there are dummy stakes, knives and sticks weapon racks next to it.

The lights in the hall went out, and the searchlight shone in the direction of Yang An in the background.

Yang An looked left and right, looked up and down, and muttered: "Why is it ......me again?"

To the laughter of the audience, he moved a few steps to the side, but fortunately the searchlight moved to the other side, shining on a gray-haired old woman.

The old grandmother had white hair, bent over, leaning on a dragon's head cane, wearing a loose white practice uniform, moving step by step, her stride was very small, trembling, as if the wind was blowing.

Yang An instinctively stepped forward to help, but remembered that this might be a performance, so he stopped.

But the grandmother has to walk up a few stairs, the first two are a little shorter, the grandmother is very difficult, the last hurdle seems to exhaust the strength of her whole body, no matter how she lifts her feet, she can't step on it.

Yang An walked over, bent down to help, and said, "I'll help you, I'll help you." ”

Saying that, he helped the old grandmother up the steps, and just let go, the old grandmother stumbled and almost fell, Yang An had no choice but to reach out to support her buttocks.

"You...... You...... You're taking advantage of me! ”

The old grandmother hurriedly dodged Yang An's hand, suddenly turned around, her face was full of anger, and she was angry with Yang An.

The audience laughed, this is a kind intention to make a donkey's liver and lungs, Yang An actually touched the buttocks of other people's old ladies, the taste is too heavy!

Yang An's hand touching someone's buttocks had no place to put it, and he couldn't cry or laugh: "I'm sorry, I'm ...... I didn't mean to......"

This really didn't happen on purpose, this paragraph was not the content of the previous show rehearsal at all, how did he know that such a thing would happen?

The old grandmother looked Yang An up and down, and her tone became gentle: "Forget it, being touched by such a handsome young man proves that my charm is still there!" ”

Hahahaha......

The audience clapped their hands vigorously, and then booed Yang An, the old grandmother's voice betrayed him, obviously played by a young man, deliberately amusing the guests!

Yang An couldn't argue, couldn't cry or laugh, so he could only raise his hand in convince and quietly leave.

The grandmother smiled and held up a display sign at her feet that read, "The show will start soon", and the audience gave applause, cheerful music sounded, the stage lights shone brightly, and the main Kungfu cast officially appeared.

The inner door of the "Zhongyi" hall opened, the lights shone, and a layman Taoist priest with gray hair and a white beard appeared, and the stage voiceover introduced: "Grandpa! ”

Although the grandfather looked old, he acted extremely quickly, and he came to the middle of the stage with a few jumps like light skills, and played a wonderful set of Tai Chi.

Then came Dad, dressed in a strong boxing suit, somersaulted all the way to the center of the stage, and played a few Northern Long Boxing.

Mom is wearing a loose women's martial arts shirt, heroic and extraordinary, her kung fu is all on her legs, and the twelve road Tan legs are kicking the wind.

The drunk uncle appeared with a wine jar, and after drinking the liquor in the sky, he came all the way to the middle of the Zhongyi Hall with a drunken fist, but in the end, he rolled to the ground with no strength to drink, causing the audience to laugh.

The skinny son is good at praying mantis boxing, the beautiful and lovely daughter is playing Wing Chun, the whole family appears, and the martial arts and kung fu performance is full of excitement!

Although it took a few minutes to perform, the audience all stood up and applauded, and they thought it was so worthwhile!

Yang An on the side of the stage also gave applause, he felt that all this was too perfect, comedy is to be diverse, if happy comedians only blindly cater to the audience to do sketches, it is better to change the name to the Happy Sketch Competition.

The biggest weakness of the Kungfu crew is that their show takes a long time to perform, 10-15 minutes, and can only perform a small scene at most.

That's it today, after the opening, the Zhongyi Hall ushered in a mysterious guest, this is called meeting friends with martial arts.

According to the rules of martial arts, the Kungfu family must go out to fight and perform with the guests.

Of course, the mantis boxing son is invincible to the guests, the uncle who played the drunken boxing was full of jokes, and he fell and injured himself before he went into battle, and the guests won without a move, making the audience laugh.

Then there is the daughter, the beautiful little girl twists and plays, but I didn't expect the guest to throw away the black-framed glasses, shake off the old-fashioned mushroom-headed wig, and tear off the gray cloth top, it turned out to be a handsome young man with a lot of muscles!

In the cheers of the audience, the daughter was ashamed to plan to discuss with the guests, but was stopped by the vigilant parents and the grandfather came forward and motioned the guests to stay and rest for a night, and the guests readily agreed.

At the end of the performance, the audience cheered and sent out applause.

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PS: Yesterday I read a lot of encouragement from book friends, as well as the kind advice given by book friends, and the tips from everyone every day, I am very grateful, and I have also thought for a long time how to write the following content, in short, let's work together...... It's Friday torment time again, and I'll post next week's recommendation at 2 p.m., I hope it won't disappoint me...... Remember to vote for your free recommendation~