Yang An hurriedly stepped back and said, "I warn you, don't come here...... Hey, hey! Help, help! ”

A group of black-clothed people rushed over from the backstage, and it was the rest of the Aixiao brothers who suddenly blocked the back road, grabbed Yang An, and forcibly pulled him to the center of the stage.

The audience laughed, all of them were applauding, and the artists in the lounge were also laughing and applauding, everyone guessed that this is the most popular part of "Jianghu Laughter" - anti-rectification Yang An!

Yang An couldn't struggle, so he could only protect his hair one by one, and shouted loudly: "Hairstyle, don't scratch my head, pay attention to my hairstyle!" There are also clothes, this is a mud horse's dress, a set of 10,000 yuan, be careful not to tear it! ”

Bai Yutang grabbed the trademark of Yang An's suit and looked at it, and said angrily: "You are the one who beat you!" We are mud horses, and you kid is obviously wearing Armani! Hey, I didn't get paid last month, and you can still afford to wear Armani, brothers, what should I do? ”

Ma Xin raised his foot and wanted to kick: "Beat him!" Tell you kid to drink tofu brain and put sugar! ”

Yang An shouted: "Kick the wrong kick, kick the wrong kick, I'm a salty party!" ”

Cai Xiaofei was even more angry, and kicked over with a big kick: "Tell you kid to drink tofu brain and put salt!" ”

Yang An: "I...... I drink two bowls at a time, one sweet and one salty! ”

Bai Yutang made up for the last kick: "Tell you kid to drink tofu brain!" ”

Yang An almost fainted!

The audience laughed crookedly, ouch ouch scream, this Boss Yang, anyway, there are no people left and right, inside and out, pretending to be like this, this resentful people under his command are all pretending to be like this!

After the chaos, Yang An was restrained, his hands were tied, and he was grabbed by several black-clothed people and couldn't move.

Cai Xiaofei walked over with a butcher's cleaver, and Bai Yutang shouted loudly: "Prisoners in the audience, do you know your mistake?" ”

Yang An nodded hurriedly: "I was wrong, I was really wrong...... But big brother, that's not how you acted during rehearsals! ”

The audience laughed! Everyone can guess that interacting with the host or audience on the stage must have been rehearsed, who knew that Yang An would be made like this by his brother team, this kind of acting in his true colors is really funny!

Bai Yutang shouted loudly: "It's rare to catch you once, and it's comfortable to have two more minutes!" Let me ask you, was your salary paid last month? ”

Yang An nodded again and again: "Fa Fa Fa Fa!" ”

Bai Yutang was still not satisfied, and took out a stack of train tickets from his right pocket: "Is the train ticket for the competition reimbursed?" ”

Yang An smiled bitterly: "Report and report!" ”

Bai Yutang took out a stack of catering invoices from his left pocket: "Eat two thousand!" ”

Yang An said: "Report and report!" ”

Bai Yutang took out another stack: "Four thousand for great health care!" ”

Yang An said: "Report and report!" Wait, wait, wait! Great health care? ”

The audience burst into laughter, Bai Yutang looked embarrassed, and suddenly raised his voice: "I refuse to be reimbursed for big health care, stingy!" Brothers, let's count the old and new hatreds together! The Mirror House recording begins, executioners, practice! ”

At the beginning of the mirror house, the execution scene showed that the executioner Ma Xin wanted to cut off Bai Yutang's head, and the executioner Cai Xiaofei wanted to cut off Yang An's head.

In habitual comparison, Ma Xin took a toy dagger and chopped a thin carrot and cut it with difficulty.

And Cai Xiaofei picked up the butcher's chopping knife, easily cut the arm-thick white radish in two, and then laughed at Yang An.

The audience exclaimed, this is not a joke, Cai Xiaofei is holding a real knife, which is extremely sharp!

Yang An also saw it, and kept struggling, shouting for help, but the man in black held him down, and he couldn't break free.

Bai Yutang laughed loudly: "Execution!" ”

Yang An struggled desperately, and the whole person fell next to the sofa, the man in black pounced on him and held it, Cai Xiaofei also squatted down, and there was chaos on the field.

Suddenly, with a miserable scream, Cai Xiaofei, the big fat man, quickly stood up and dodged, the butcher knife in his hand was gone, he pointed to Yang An on the ground who was no longer struggling, and whispered to Bai Yutang: "Director Yang, it's broken, I really cut it down......"

Everyone was shocked, and the man in black was also frightened, and they all dispersed and retreated to the backstage.

Yang An lay on the side of the sofa and didn't know whether he was alive or dead, Bai Yutang and Ma Xin looked around, and hurriedly pulled Cai Xiaofei to the side, saying: "Don't do it twice, since you have already killed him, in the future, the three of us will be the bosses of "Jianghu Laughter"!" ”

"That's right! This stingy boss refuses to even reimburse for big health care, and he deserves to die! ”

"That's it, let's go and go back to share the spoils!"

"Fight the local tyrants, divide the fields, divide the women, hahahaha, go!"

The cheerful music sounded, and all the laughing brothers left the stage, and the audience gave warm applause.

But as soon as the curtain fell halfway, I saw Yang An trembling and standing up, and a butcher's chopping knife slashed at his face like this, the blade from the middle of the eyebrows, along the bridge of the nose, the middle of the person, and continued to the chin position.

Yang An held this prop chopping knife in his mouth, made a weak appearance of being seriously injured, stood up on the sofa, pointed in the direction of the backstage, and shouted vaguely: "Come back...... You people who have no conscience...... Come back ......."

The audience laughed and gave the warmest applause and cheers to the Laughing Brothers, and the curtain fell, and the first team performance ended!

Soon, the laughing brothers walked out from the side of the stage, bent down one by one, and high-fived the audience on both sides of the aisle.

Yang An held the prop machete in his hand, and in front of all the audience, he bit a small pole on the blade with his mouth, showing the camera the details, and the miserable appearance of being cut off made the audience laugh.

"Dangerous moves, children must not imitate!"

Yang An laughed and introduced: "Brother Aixiao is a comedy team that I took the lead in forming, Ma Xin, Cai Xiaofei, Bai Yutang, they are all very good young comedians!" In the past, when we did do the show, we did encounter many difficulties in the early days, but the Aixiao brothers were never afraid and overcame difficulties to face difficulties, which led to today's small achievement. Come, let's all bow to the audience and thank you for your unwavering support! ”

The audience applauded the bowing crowd, and Yang An let them leave without much introduction, which was mainly to avoid the suspicion of canvassing.

Yang An said: "Look, I said that today is my personal variety show, you don't believe it." Now I'm feeling a little exhausted and need to rest, so I'm going to call out for a replacement team to play, they're comedians that I really like, and I want to say to them, don't leave after school, we love to laugh and want to hang out with you! Applause, please! ”

The audience laughed and guessed that it was the Baoling Art Troupe, because the laughing brothers are all singles, the Baoling Art Troupe is all women, everyone is a peer in the comedy industry, and Yang An actually became a matchmaker!

"Baoling!"

"It has to be Bao Ling! I said, it's impossible for comedians not to invite them! ”

"These two women can hold up the whole sky!"

The artists who had not yet appeared during the break watched the TV and all swore and screamed.

Sure enough, the curtain opened, Tang Baoer was wearing an OL suit, with exquisite makeup, shawl and long hair, black-framed glasses, black stockings, and high heels, sitting elegantly on an office chair, holding a glass of red wine and tasting it slowly, which can be called a model of a perfect woman, causing cheers from the audience.

Baoling is the best at visually impacting the audience, this sketch is called "My Struggle", Tang Baoer is the chief designer of the jewelry company, and Zhen Ling, a rural girl, is a college student who came to apply, Zhen Ling finally relied on her own hard work, broke through many obstacles, and finally won everyone's recognition and proved herself.

Zhen Ling took the necklace she designed and handed it to Tang Baoer, Tang Baoer took out the necklace she designed and told Zhen Ling what a boutique is.

The two women were not convinced by each other, each wearing their own necklaces, and their colleagues were also talking about it and divided into two factions.

Tang Bao'er stopped the others from talking, pointed in the direction of Yang An, smiled charmingly at the audience, and asked, "Whether women are beautiful or not, shouldn't men comment on them?" ”

"Yes!" The audience laughed and heckled in unison.

Yang An pointed at himself, his face full of surprise, and asked embarrassedly in the laughter, "It's me again?" ”

The audience laughed, and some people shouted: "Brother Yang, go on!" ”

"Pick the one you like!"

"Sister Zhen Ling is your true love!"

Tang Baoer smiled, proudly gave Yang An a flying kiss, and then hooked his fingers, and Yang An involuntarily walked on stage.

Sigh......

The audience coaxed again, Tang Baoer stepped on the cat steps to greet him, deliberately reached out to stroke and play with Yang An's bow tie, circled around him again, straightened his chest, showed the necklace around his neck, blew up like an orchid and asked, "You...... Like me? ”

Yang An hurriedly closed his eyes, raised his hand to make a monk's chanting motion, and said with a wry smile: "Color is emptiness, color is emptiness...... Female benefactor, please let the poor monk go west......"

The audience laughed, Tang Baoer snorted arrogantly, turned around and left.

I saw that Zhen Ling also wanted to learn to walk with cat steps, her body shape walked like Garfield, and in the laughter of the audience, Yang An was so frightened that he took two steps back: "What do you want to do?" ”

Zhen Ling grabbed Yang An's arm, held him in her arms with a strong force, and held the necklace on her chest with the other hand, and smiled charmingly: "Am I beautiful?" ”

Yang An turned his head: "Staff, bring a basin over, I want to vomit...... Alas, alas, don't pinch me, don't pinch me, as long as you promise to persuade others to associate with our laughing brothers at night, I will admit that you are ......beautiful."

The audience was about to go crazy laughing, Zhen Ling came back triumphantly, and after being recognized by Yang An, she finally became the company's jewelry designer!

At the end of the performance of the Baoling team, all the performers stood in a row to thank the audience.

Yang An applauded: "Thank you Baoling team for your wonderful performance, you helped me pick a ten-minute venue, I am very grateful." ”

Tang Bao'er pursed her lips and smiled: "As long as we don't steal your limelight, it's fine." ”

Yang An said: "Of course not. Alas, let me ask, most of the members of Baoling are girls, right? ”

Tang Baoer said: "In fact, there are two men, one is a driver, the other is a porter, and the two occasionally play small supporting roles." ”

Yang An asked again: "Do you still recruit men?" ”

Zhen Ling laughed, patted Yang An's arm and said, "You have to be as handsome as you!" ”

Yang An clapped his hands and was overjoyed: "The laughing brothers are all much more handsome than me, so it's decided, you go down and rest for a while, and let's meet again after the festival is over!" ”

The audience gave applause to the Baoling team, and Zhen Ling did not forget to play cute in front of the audience, and canvassed votes by the way.

Just five minutes ago, when Baoling's team interacted with Yang An, Xiao Dongbei, Jin Dabao and others were already waiting in the backstage preparation area, and they looked at each other after seeing the TV screen, and their hearts sank.

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