Radio and Television Building, the approval room of the content department of Hongfeng Satellite TV, there are two people sitting inside, one is Hong Dajun, the deputy director who has just been transferred from the provincial Propaganda Department, and the other is Huang Shan, the two are watching the latest issue of "Jianghu Jokes" submitted for review.

Huang Shan's brows were tightly locked, his thoughts were heavy, even if laughter broke out on the TV, the corners of his mouth twitched at most, but his heart was so depressed that he couldn't do it, and he was full of emotion.

That feeling is like when I was studying, I have always been an excellent three-good student, my teachers like it, my classmates respect me, my parents are treasures, I have all kinds of pampering and one, and I live in honey all day long.

But suddenly a more outstanding star student appeared, snatching away all the glory that originally belonged to him, snatching the attention of the teachers, stealing the admiration of other classmates, snatching his horse, and snatching his protagonist's halo, he lived all day long in words such as "Yang An is so good", "Yang An is a rare genius in a century", "Yang An has created miracles again", but he himself is powerless, he can only let it happen, almost aggrieved to death.

Nearly an hour of the show, the two watched it from beginning to end without saying a word.

Hong Dajun pressed the pause and asked meaningfully, "Director Huang, what do you want to say?" ”

Huang Shan came back to his senses, only to feel that his vest was cold and scared for a while, he gritted his teeth and said resolutely: "Fight back, you must fight back!" ”

This is an out-of-fashion outstanding student who can't fight for star students, and can only think of some crooked ways.

Hong Dajun leaned back in the chair and said with a smile: "Director Huang, are you kidding?" I didn't find anything wrong with the content of the submission, you said to call back, you have to find a reason, right? ”

Huang Shan's face was ugly, and he sighed: "Chief Hongtai, to be honest, I can't find a reason for the time being. But we still have to fight! As you have just seen, the ratings of this episode will definitely exceed 1%! I've seen the contract signed by Mr. Peng, and one of them is that if it breaks 1%, it will be transferred to prime time, and when it is really transferred to prime time, then its ratings can only rise, more than 1%, and it is impossible to decline......"

Hong Dajun asked: "You mean, after this episode of "Jianghu Laughter" is broadcast, it will be like a wild horse that has escaped from the leash, and it is impossible for people to catch up?" ”

Huang Shan couldn't answer, he was silent, he admitted in his heart that he thought so, but it was too embarrassing to say it.

Hong Dajun asked rhetorically: "Huangshan, the ratings of "Happy Saturday" are now 1.2%, you are afraid that you will be overtaken by "Jianghu Laughter" if you can't wait a few episodes, so you are afraid, so you have been suppressing Yang An, right?" I'm going to ask you, why can Yang An increase the ratings again and again, but you can't hit 1.3%, 1.4%? ”

Huangshan's mouth was full of bitterness, and he said in his heart that you don't have a backache when you stand and talk, how can variety shows be so easy to do, I have been a producer for more than 20 years, and my brain is almost dry to ensure 1.2% ratings, 1.3% 1.4% is not improved by talking about it!

He explained: "Director Hong, "Happy Saturday" has been broadcast for more than a year, and it is already very good that each episode can be maintained at about 1.2%. Moreover, if a mature program wants to be improved, we need to think carefully and operate cautiously from the trial broadcast to the final finalization, so it takes a long time and the effect is slow. And Yang An is an independent producer, he can overturn the entire structure with one sentence, and then rebuild it drastically, in a sense, the current "Jianghu Laughter" is a brand-new program with an old brand, and he has a good turn. ”

Hong Dajun sneered a few times, understood in his heart, and no longer discussed this issue.

The level of Huangshan's production of programs is not as good as that of others, so he uses excuses to the production and broadcasting system, and reasoning is really a set of sets.

How did he find such an incompetent Confederate? If it weren't for the fact that he had just arrived, there was really no one available, and he was eager to make a difference in the TV station, he wouldn't have cooperated with a coward like Huangshan!

Hong Dajun said: "Director Huang, although I am on your side, there is no problem with the review of this issue of "Jianghu Laughter", I have no reason to get him, and forcibly calling him back will make me very passive." I hope you can step up the production of Happy Saturday, and you should run faster with the chasers! As for the ratings and contracts, that's not something you have to worry about, and I will naturally have a way to clean him up in the future! ”

Huang Shan's eyes lit up: "Chief Hongtai, do you want to ......?"

Hong Dajun waved his hand: "Go back, do your part, and increase the ratings of "Happy Saturday" is the right way!" I'll call you when I need you. Remember, as long as I'm alive, you won't fall, and when I need you to come out and play blackface, you don't drop the chain! ”

Huang Shan patted his chest and said loyally: "Guarantee no problem!" ”

……

The program was successfully submitted, and Yang An didn't know anything about the bloody wind and rain behind it, for him, the week's work was over, waiting for the broadcast on Sunday afternoon.

On Saturday, Mu Hei Duck opened a branch next to the Red Maple Art School, and Yang An, as a partner, went there for a busy day, and then went home and fell asleep.

Yang An was home alone on Sunday, and his mother went back to accompany Lao Yang yesterday.

Usually I have to get up at 7 o'clock in the morning to go to work, which is really hard, Yang An rarely slept in a lazy bed today, and woke up after 7 o'clock and 5 minutes.

After washing, Yang An stood on the balcony, facing the rising sun, practicing the tongue twister that the host must know: "Eight hundred pacesetters run to the north slope, the artillery runs side by side to the north, the artillerymen are afraid of touching the pacesetters, and the pacesetters are afraid of touching the artillery ......"

Uncle Li next door was watering the balcony plants, and after listening to the voice, he poked his head out and greeted: "Yo Xiaoyang, are you practicing basic skills so early?" ”

Yang An waved his hand: "Uncle Li is early!" ”

Uncle Li smiled: "These days, there are not many hard-working young people like you, I heard you say it very well, the words are clear, the tone is round, and then listen to something else!" ”

Yang An looked at the loofah vines on Uncle Li's balcony, thought of one, and said, "Then I'll tell you something fresh, I'll talk about it for the first time, don't laugh if you say something wrong." The loofah vine is full of ropes, the melon vines are born around the rope frame, the rope is long, the melon is long, the rope is thick, the vine is strong, and the melon is heavy. ”

Uncle Li applauded again and again and gave a thumbs up: "That's a good point!" No wonder your show is so good-looking, the people are handsome, the mouth is also zipline, and the songs are also good, alas, do you have any new songs recently? Come one by one, come one by one! ”

Yang An was still polite, he really didn't know how to sing, but he didn't expect Wang Xiaoyi from the balcony on the other side to jump out and shout with a smile at Yang Anjiao: "Hey! Brother Yang, what about hanging your throat? Sing one, sing one! ”

One old and one young, one left and one right, don't sleep early in the morning on Sunday, run to the balcony to come to the sky, what is this?

Yang An couldn't stand it, and said: "It's early in the morning, my singing with a broken voice isn't a ghost crying wolf, if you wake up the people sleeping next door, they spit on me and throw my shoes, you two are responsible for explaining to others and apologizing!" ”

Uncle Li laughed: "Xiao Yang, you just sing loudly, Uncle Li covers you!" ”

Wang Xiaoyi also applauded and said: "Brother Yang, don't be presumptuous, in fact, you sing very well!" ”

Yang An coughed lightly, hung his throat twice, held his orchid fingers, and sang in a low voice: "......

That year's snowflakes fell on the plum blossoms,

That year, there was too much sorrow left next to the Huaqing Pond,

Don't say who's who is wrong and who is not emotionally wrong and right,

I just want to get drunk with you again in my dreams,

The gorse hairpin scratching is your gift to me,

The song of the neon dress and feather coat is reincarnated several times for you to sing and dance,

The sword gate is your deep miss for me,

Ma Weipo is willing to break his face for true love

……”

This part of the cappella is not too difficult, the vocal range is no more than two octaves, and the melody is simple, but the lyrics are quite amazing!

The luxurious life of Huaqing Pool and Baihua Pavilion, the soul of Jianmen Pass and Ma Weipo, Yang An's praise for Yang Guifei's wonderful life can be heard in the lyrics, and his regret for her tragic ending.

Wang Xiaoyi can hear the tactful tune, but he can't understand the deep meaning behind the lyrics.

But Uncle Li is an out-and-out opera fan, he was taken aback, listened attentively, never expected that Yang An would use the form of popular songs that young people like, to sing a historical figure often described in opera, Yang Guifei!

I only listened to Yang An continue, and suddenly held his throat, simulating a very thin female high voice:"

……

Love and hate in an instant,

Raise a glass to the moon like the sky,

Love and hate,

Ask you when you will fall in love.

Chrysanthemum platform reflection bright moon,

Who knows that my love is cold,

Drunk in the king's bosom,

Dream back to Datang love

……”

Ahem...... Uh-huh...... Yang An rubbed his throat and cleared his throat vigorously.

This Hua Dan singing is really embarrassing for him, if it weren't for Rong Feifei setting him a soprano falsetto training course, he would definitely not be so embarrassed by himself, and now he starts singing "Guifei Drunk", which is challenging his limits.

"Who! Who is singing early in the morning? What about singing? ”

"Yang An? It's you kid again! Grandma's, early in the morning disturbs people's dreams! If it weren't for the fact that you are a big star, I would have been waiting for you a long time ago! is still pretending to be a ghost, a big man sings a woman's song, hehe, Yang Xiaoniu'er is quite similar~"

"Brother Yang, people are still dreaming, you are scared to death with a voice! But to be honest, the song is pretty good! Yang Xiaoniuer, let's have another song, and give the uncle a happy song? ”

"Yo~ Brother Yang sings a female voice? It's really rare in the world! Who recorded it? Who recorded it? Yang Xiaoniuer, sing it again! ”

Upstairs and downstairs came from the sound of talking, someone pushed open the window and greeted Yang An, several young people of the same age teased Yang An, and called him Yang Xiaoniu one after another.

Yang Xiaoniuer, ah no, Yang An's face is dark!

"It's okay, Xiao Yang, you sing well!" Uncle Li became excited: "You are Hua Dan singing, right?" Are you okay, is this your new song? ”

Yang An said: "Uncle Li, this song is called "The Drunken Concubine", if you like to listen to it, let your grandson go to the official website of my program to download the lossless sound source, put it in your loudspeaker, listen to it whenever you want, and then help me publicize it more in your circle of friends, thank you!" ”

After sending Uncle Li away, Yang An shouted to a few coaxing young people: "Go, go!" While playing, continue to go back to sleep with your daughter-in-law in your arms, what should you do! Wang Xiaoyi, you nymphomaniac, you jumped on the balcony and you were broken, your mother called you home for dinner! ”

Wang Xiaoyi sneered, stopped jumping, and screamed: "Brother Yang, what are you talking nonsense, what kind of home am I going back to, where can I be if I am not at home at this time?" You're funny! Yang Xiaoniu~"

"Get out!" Yang An made a gesture of throwing chickens, and there was a burst of laughter up and down the balcony.

Yang An arched his hand to the surroundings: "Today's "Jianghu Laughter" at 3 o'clock in the afternoon, there is this song "The Drunken Concubine", everyone who has time to watch it, the guests are Lu Xun, Li Xintong, and Rong Feifei, they are all on the stage today!" ”

"Okay! Brother Yang's show, I won't fall in schedule! ”

"Then you have to support it, the neighborhood, is it easy to produce a big star? We are glorious on face! ”

"Yang An, I want Li Xintong's signed photo!"

Yang An chatted with the neighbors for a few words, closed the floor-to-ceiling screen window on the balcony and went back to the house.

Looking at his watch, it was only half past seven, he was hungry, he remembered that he owed Rong Feifei a big meal and hadn't eaten it yet, so he took out the phone and called Rong Feifei.

……

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