Youshu immediately accepted the master's explanation, and after thinking about it again, she felt that it was wrong, and asked in a tangled manner, "I fell into the dung pit, why is there only a dirty head and face?" ”

Meng Changye's footsteps paused slightly, and he was racking his brains to think about how to prevaricate, and when he saw him, he suddenly realized, "Yes, I must have fallen into it like an upside-down onion, so I only stained my head and face." Thankfully! No wonder you just pressed me into the water, it turned out that you were helping me clean it. Thank you! ”

Facing the young man's clear and grateful gaze, no matter how ruthless Meng Changye was, he was a little uncomfortable now, and secretly felt funny. He didn't say anything, this person made up the details before and after, and thought about the benefits, it was really simple. Even if he knew that this might be a trick by Emperor Chun to deliberately pretend to be crazy and stupid in order to escape, he couldn't be hard-hearted.

Youshu didn't know the master's struggle at all, and when she learned that he was not torturing herself, her gloomy heart instantly cleared, and she wanted to talk to him a few more words to increase her favorability, but she smelled a foul smell as soon as she opened her mouth, and immediately retched.

It can't be a few mouthfuls of manure when you fall into a manure pit, right? Thinking like this, he vomited even more, and a stream of sour water came out of his throat and eyes, and he spit into the grass.

Meng Changye reflexively stepped back, and was about to pinch his nose, but found that what he spit out this time was just ordinary bile, and there was no stench. What's going on here? Could it be that the eyes have become clearer, and the internal organs are also clean and clean?

After thinking about it, Youshu had eased his strength, pulled in the grass for a long time, and finally dug out a few Houttuynia cordata, washed off the sediment with river water and stuffed it into his mouth, couldn't wait to chew, chewed five or six in a row, and then took a breath in the palm of his hand, smelled it himself, and finally had no peculiar smell.

"General, I've got it done, and I'm ready to go." Unexpectedly, he lost such a big ugly in front of his master, Youshu's cheeks were flushed, and he was at a loss.

Meng Changye took him under his arm, slowly climbed up the official road, and asked casually, "How do you know Houttuynia cordata?" I thought you pampered royals didn't even know what a cabbage radish looked like. ”

Youshu was head-down, her head was a little bloodshot, and she fluttered her limbs like a puppy, and replied in a sullen voice, "General, you let me down, I can walk by myself." As long as it's something to eat, I know it all, and I'm not the kind of straw bale you think. ”

He wanted to flaunt himself, but he accidentally poked Meng Changye's heart and lungs, causing the other party to sneer, and slapped his extremely elastic fart-thighs hard, "You are not the straw bale I imagined?" Then you sue me, how did the Jin Kingdom perish? How did the people rebel? How is the world in chaos? ”

Youshu wants to know the answer more than anyone else. If he were to replace him before, at most he could only engage in scientific research in the real room, and he could not talk about governing the country. But with his master, he also learned a lot of imperial techniques, and he didn't dare to say that he would dominate the world, but there was absolutely no problem in making the Jin Kingdom a peaceful and prosperous era.

However, there seems to be a heaven and a hell between reality and ideals. The Jin Kingdom has perished, the people have rebelled, and the world has been in chaos, all of which stemmed from Emperor Chun's stupidity. Youshu thought about it again and again, but she still couldn't get back those lost memories, but this body was clearly her own. He was worried, but he didn't dare to come out, and said tentatively, "General, if I tell you that I don't know what you're talking about, will you believe it?" I just woke up the day you slapped me, and I have no memory of the past. ”

Meng Changye's eyes flashed, but he didn't answer, and only when he walked to the official road did he put him down, and ordered, "Pick a horse to ride, we have to hurry." ”

"Your Majesty, come and ride this horse, this one is a mother, and it is more docile. The minions sit behind you and protect them, so they won't fall. The eunuch hurriedly greeted him.

Youshu was not picky, stepped on the horse, and then fell down with a wail. Hurt! The inner side of the thigh hurts like a heart, as if a fire is burning violently, and when the eyes are black, it seems that you can still hear the crackling sound of the flesh exploding.

"I thought he was obedient, but I didn't expect it to be done again in the blink of an eye." Liu Chuanshan stepped forward with a sneer, wanting to give the dog emperor a heart-wrenching leg, so that he knew that he knew that he knew that he was powerful, but he was dragged by the general's arm, and the force was very strong, which made him almost scream in pain.

"He's wearing out the inside of his legs, not pretending." Meng Changye pulled Liu Chuanshan away and stepped forward to check.

Youshu covered her crotch and groaned, and a lot of cold sweat broke out on her forehead unconsciously. This body is so delicate that it looks like a tofu block, and it hurts when you touch it, and the pain is very strong, which was clearly not the case before. Seeing that the master's brows were tightly knit and his face was impatient, he forced himself to get up, and assured while gasping, "It hurts too much, I'll just slow it down." I, I'm going to get on the horse. The words fell on the pedals and tried to flip up.

Meng Changye reached out and fished the young man in mid-air back into his arms, his tone was fierce, but his eyes revealed a little softness and helplessness, "Forget it, I see that you can't ride a horse like this, in case you fall off the horse and break your leg, you have to delay the trip." ”

Placing the man sideways on his horse's back, he waved his hand and shouted, "Go!" "Two thousand elites agreed in unison, and gradually disappeared in the dust.

Sitting on the side can't grind the big thighs, and it's really much more comfortable. Youshu let out a long breath, habitually drilled into the master's arms, and very consciously opened half of his clothes, covered his mouth and nose to avoid the invasion of cold wind and sand, and then walked around with one hand and hugged the master's thin waist tightly.

Isn't this posture too much to be taken for granted? Meng Changye raised his eyebrows, wanting to make the horse cross a ravine and scare him, but he saw that his eyelids were half lifted, as if he was tired and ruthless, and his heart softened for no reason. And to be honest, he likes this person to shrink into a small ball and drill into his arms, like a dog cub who loves his master, and looks very well-behaved and cute.

But what is going on with Emperor Chun? How did it change around? Thinking of this, Meng Changye asked casually, "Do you know where the Queen Mother is now?" ”

Well? Do I still have a mother? Youshu's sleepiness disappeared, and he was very entangled, "I really don't remember." I woke up and was slapped by you, and then started to hurry, you didn't find the Queen Mother? Maybe she's already escaped. ”

The Queen Mother clearly hanged herself in Cining Palace, this is what Emperor Chun saw with his own eyes, how could he not know? This person is either indeed a different person from Emperor Chun, or he is pretending to be crazy and stupid, trying to escape when he lets his guard down. I have to say that he really grasped Meng Changye's weakness, this appearance is simply not in line with Meng Changye's mind, as if he came out of his charming and vague dreams.

If he doesn't change back to Emperor Chun's violent and stupid appearance, even if he pretends, Meng Changye is willing to leave him behind and serve him with good food and drink, as long as he is willing to pretend for a lifetime.

Youshu saw that the master didn't answer for a long time, obviously didn't believe himself, and couldn't help but be a little discouraged, but instead remembered the scar on his face, and hurriedly grabbed his sleeve and asked, "How did the scar on your face come from?" ”

Meng Changye never talked about this with anyone, but for some reason, under the young man's hopeful gaze, he couldn't help but confide, "I was an orphan, I have been wandering the streets since I was a child, and I followed the beggar behind a broken bowl to beg for food. You don't know, beggars have their own territory, and if you cross the line, there will be a fight between the two sides. That year, my hometown was hit by a disaster, there were more and more beggars on the street, and there were landlords giving porridge on the roadside. I was young and weak, and I didn't know who dragged me over and blocked the knife, leaving this scar. ”

Youshu's eyes were flushed when she heard this, and she knew that if it weren't for herself, her master wouldn't have to suffer these hardships. He is the Ziwei Emperor Star, who should have sat on the temple to accept the worship of all the people, or even lived in the heavenly palace, overlooking the vicissitudes of the sea. It was he who pulled him into the quagmire and turned him into an ordinary person struggling in the mortal dust.

His heart ached for a while, and he felt guilty for a while, and he was choked up and couldn't speak.

Meng Changye found that his chest was wet and hot, and when he lowered his eyes, he couldn't help but chuckle, "What is there to cry about, it's long gone." People thought that my scar was left by fighting on the battlefield, and they were in awe of me. My brothers were all bandits who had fallen into the grass with me back then, and if it weren't for the scar on my face that made them think I was a ruthless murderer, I really wouldn't have been able to control the scene. Speaking of which, I'm also a blessing in disguise, men don't need too pretty faces, otherwise it's not easy to mix. ”

As if thinking of something, he wiped the tears from the corners of the young man's eyes with his fingertips and whispered in his ear, "Of course you're different. I don't want you to have such a pretty face. For it's the sake of me, I can barely keep you. ”

Youshu looked up, her face full of surprise. Master, is this teasing himself? Or is it implying something? He, he wouldn't want to be his taboo, would he? Seems like a good idea?

Seeing that the young man suddenly frowned and bit his lip, as if he was very entangled and frightened, Meng Changye immediately changed his words, "I'm joking with you, don't take it seriously." ”

Youshu tentatively hugged his arm, and Ai Ai said, "If you can promise not to kill me, I will warm your bed." "Yes, that's it! Finally found the right way to attack the master! As the king of the dead country, don't you have to be a rebel general! That's what it's written in the novel.

When the three views were not finalized, he read too many books without restrictions, Youshu is actually a master who has no discipline and no lower limit, but he has never had the opportunity to show it before. Even a ruthless person like Meng Changye was startled by his words, and even almost fell off his horse.

"You, you, you, do you know what you're talking about?" He tried to make his tone a little more fierce, and his expression was hideous, but fortunately, the beard on his face was very thick, which covered his suddenly red cheeks.

Originally, it was just a joke, but he didn't expect the topic to go deep into this kind of Cheng dù, looking at the shy but eager-eyed young man in his arms, Meng Changye shamefully found that he actually reacted, and what's worse was that in order to reduce the burden on the war horse, he had already taken off his armor.

It's embarrassing! But the heart is itching! What now? Meng Changye grew to twenty-five or sixteen, and for the first time he understood what it was like to be "at a loss".

Youshu was stiffened with a fart, and the picture of being entangled with the master and sympathy involuntarily appeared in her mind. His body began to heat too, and he tried to move forward, but somehow he sat back, his body's reaction too faithfully betraying his innermost desire. In that case, what is it hypocritical? Being a forbidden person can not only save his life, but also get close to the master, and then earn his favor bit by bit in daily life, so as to become a couple, which is the best of both worlds.

Youshu immediately bowed her head, "I know what I'm talking about." When you find the treasure, I'll be useless, and I'm sure you'll kill someone, right? As long as you're willing to spare my life, let me do anything. As he spoke, he twisted his ass and rubbed his fare back, and said in a low voice, "If you want me to warm your bed, it's okay." ”

Meng Changye was rubbed so much that he almost groaned, and lowered his eyes to look at the young man's white neck, and he couldn't wait to bite hard. This dog emperor is willing to sell anything for the sake of his life, it is shameless! Yet even so, he was tempted. Extremely tempting, uncontrollable!

"Okay, that's what you said, you can't go back!" He tightened his grip on the young man's slender waist, pressed him into his arms, and then raised his whip and galloped away.

The road was not smooth, and it was even more bumpy when sitting on horseback, ordinary people couldn't stand it for a long time, but Meng Changye enjoyed it, and repeatedly increased his strength to hug the young man tighter. After passing the rugged mountain road and getting on the gentle official road, he slowed down, and stroked the young man's thin back for a while, and a full smile rose at the corner of his lips.

I slept for I don't know how many years, my body was delicate, Youshu was really a little uncomfortable, smelled the musk fragrance from under the crotch, and felt quite ashamed, and didn't dare to look at the master's expression, closed his eyes, and pretended to be asleep. However, he really fell asleep and didn't wake up until sunset.

Emperor Chun woke up and found himself sitting in General Huwei's arms, the other party's sturdy arms were still tightly wrapped around his waist-limbs, a little painful, and a little stuffy, and hurriedly shouted, "Bastard, let go of me!" Oops, I remember, you were trying to drown me before, right? Wow Meng Changye, you can't be authentic, the treasure map is in hand and ready to cross the river and tear down the bridge? Sue you, without the blood of the Ji royal family, you can't open the door of the underground palace at all! ”

Meng Changye lowered his eyes and looked at a pair of cloudy eyes, and for no reason he was nauseous.

"-you-! How has it changed again! He quickly let go of Emperor Chun as if he was being burned, and his eyes were full of hidden worry. After repeated temptations, he was sure that the well-behaved and docile young man who was as good as a dog cub was definitely not the person in front of him. There seems to be a pattern of transformation between them, and once one falls asleep or faints, the other will appear. But this is not necessarily the case, maybe one day that person becomes Emperor Chun and will never be able to come back.

"You fuck off!" He threw Emperor Chun off the horse, and for fear of damaging the body of the cub, he bent down at the last moment when Emperor Chun landed and grabbed his belt, lifted it up and stabilized.

The tip of Emperor Chun's nose was still half an inch from the rough ground, and if he fell into it, he would definitely hit his head and bleed. After standing still, he patted his chest in reluctance, and finally stopped his anger. Meng Changye pointed at him with a horsewhip and said in a deep voice, "Since I promised to spare your life, this seat will not lose its word." But you have to understand that if you don't know what to do and break your promise first, it will be easy for this seat to kill you. Do you need your blood to open the dungeon? That's simple, as long as I kill you and leave a few bags of blood, this seat will naturally be able to enter. ”

The eunuch held his forehead, feeling desperate for the stupidity of his master, while the two thousand elites all clamored and shouted "kill him".

Emperor Chun was so frightened that his face was pale, and as soon as his legs and feet were weak, he knelt on the ground and begged, "The general spares his life, I know that I am wrong, I will never make trouble again!" As if he had thought of something, he jumped up again and shouted, "No! That's not right! How do you know if you want to open the dungeon with the blood of the living or the dead? Since it is a treasure left to the descendants of the royal family, the final treasure must be opened by the descendants themselves, right? There are a lot of secret passages and mechanisms in there, and accidents will happen all the time, so instead of killing me to fight an unknown number, you might as well leave me to take my life to risk! Do you think I'm right? ”

That's right. Military advisor Liu Wen secretly glanced at the general.

Meng Changye's face was longer than a horse's face, and when he saw this person using the body and face of a dog cub to make all kinds of obscene actions, he was so angry that he wanted to kill. The cub begged for mercy, but he would never show his ugliness, he was timid, but he was not humble and lowly; He is quiet, yet straightforward and honest; He will not kowtow to people in front of everyone.

He grabbed Emperor Chun by the collar, lifted him up, and said slowly word by word, "You are very fateful, you know?" Unless...... This seat has already slaughtered you! The words fell, and the whip was gone.

Emperor Chun knew that he had escaped, so he immediately collapsed on the ground, and it took a long time to get up. The eunuch put him on the back of the horse and sat on the side of the horse, slowly followed the team, and walked out for two miles, when he suddenly patted his forehead and said, "Chang Shun, did I say what I said before?" ”

"You said that." The eunuch was also surprised. He never expected that the emperor would be so quick and wise, and save his life under the sword of the living Yama.

"Did I really say that?" Emperor Chun repeatedly confirmed it three or four times before he said happily, "Chang Shun, I seem to have become much smarter, what do you think?" ”

That's it. The eunuch slandered in his heart, but he didn't show it on his face, and then agreed with two sentences. Walking out for two miles again, Emperor Chun felt that the crotch of his pants was cold and a little sticky, he reached out and touched it, sniffed it again, and said incredibly, "Chang Shun, I, I seem to have leaked!" ”

How can it be? Chang Shun was about to shake his head after reacting, but suddenly smelled a familiar and unfamiliar smell, and his eyes suddenly widened. What a thing! The emperor is obsessed with women on the surface, but in fact, his body is useless at all. The Queen Mother often chattered when she was there, saying "It's all the mourning family that harmed my son", if she knew about it, she would be ecstatic, right? It's a pity that it's too late!

"I'm leaking! I'm a man! I'm a real man! Emperor Chun didn't think it was too late at all, and raised his hands to the sky and roared.

Everyone turned their heads to look at him, their expressions were inexplicable, except for Meng Changye, who almost fell off the horse. He knew what the former sentence meant, because it was his handwriting, and he was still reminiscing about it, but what was the matter with the latter sentence? Wasn't Emperor Chun a man before?

He walked back and asked, "What are you shouting?" ”

"No, nothing!" Emperor Chun was most afraid of General Huwei, and immediately shrunk his shoulders like a quail.

"If you don't explain it clearly, Lao Tzu will cut your throat and bleed. can sit in today's position, what does Lao Tzu dare not bet? Meng Changye raised his whip and wanted to whip it, but he was worried about cutting the puppy's beautiful face, and he was extremely angry for a while. If he can kill Emperor Chun without hurting this body, he will do it without saying a word.

Emperor Chun's neck became more and more cold, but he was embarrassed to explain in front of everyone, so he had to let Chang Shun ride his horse over and tell his hidden illness in a low voice.

Meng Changye raised one eyebrow, and there was a hint in his gaze of something extremely fiery, explicit, and pleasant. Emperor Chun was numb by his scalp, obviously wearing clothes, but he felt as if he had been stripped naked, so he hurriedly hugged his shoulders and hid in his arms.

"What are you doing so closely? Ride your horse well and sit up straight! Meng Changye whipped Emperor Chun's arm with a whip, looked at Chang Shun again, and warned, "Let him learn to ride a horse by himself." If you let me see that you are still holding him, I will chop off your hand! ”

The two did not dare to be disobedient, and answered yes again and again. Emperor Chun was really afraid of General Huwei, the living king of Hades, and slowly learned riding skills under the guidance of Chang Shun, and when he arrived at the camping place, he was able to hold the reins and walk by himself. He twisted his sore fart and slid off the horse's back, looked around, and couldn't help but start to talk cheaply, "Let's stay here at night?" No roof to keep out the wind, no bedding to cover? I can't, I don't live here, I want to sleep in a bed, I want to take a shower, I want to change my clothes! ”

"Shut up!" Even Liu Wen, who had the best temper, was annoyed by him, and shaking his hand was a slap.

Meng Changye couldn't stop it, and when he saw a slap mark that quickly appeared on Emperor Chun's face, his heart tightened. Although he was also very bored, as long as he thought that the dog cub was also in this body, he was reluctant to move a finger of Emperor Chun. Emperor Chun is worthy of being the king of the dead country, which can be called a typical example of not shedding tears without seeing a coffin, so he taught him a lesson, and he could forget everything when he turned his face, and then the old state germinated. I couldn't beat him, and it didn't work to scold, Meng Changye thought about it, and simply tied him up with a soft cowhide rope and gaged him, so that it was quiet.

"Very good, that's how you should deal with him!" Liu Wen took a sip, and then asked the general to take out the treasure map, and everyone studied it carefully. Emperor Chun couldn't count on it, he didn't say anything about the terrain route, he couldn't even recognize all the words on the map, and he didn't know how Taifu taught him.

Meng Changye took advantage of the gap between everyone looking at the picture and pulled Liu Wen and whispered, "Do you say there is such a situation in the world, where two people live in different bodies and change them when they sleep?" ”

"Yes! I've seen it. Liu Wen nodded firmly, "But that's actually a disease, a disease in the brain." ”

"Can you find a way to cure it and leave only one of them?" Meng Changye's eyes flickered.

"It can't be cured. General, what are you talking about......" Liu Wen's eyesight is outstanding, and his wisdom is close to the demon, obviously he also saw the clue, and stretched out his fingertips to point towards Emperor Chun, who was constantly squirming.