Chapter 101: I Want to Be Quiet
The stone cracks formed by the wind and waves have become the home of the "Bingwan tribe". Pen Γ fun Γ Pavilion www. ο½ο½ο½ο½ο½ο½ γ ο½ο½ο½ο½
Two plump girls knelt on the ground to tidy up the ground, their round peach buttocks together. Wow, Lin Dong felt that the blood veins in his body were about to concentrate a few inches below his navel.
"Smack!"
As soon as Yu Zeyan wanted to take a peek, he was immediately slapped in the face by a huge flax blade.
"Ze Yan, the most important thing to be a person and do things is to concentrate. Since you've chosen flint and steel from your backpack, concentrate on lighting the fire. Lin Dong taught in a deep language, and it was also the nth time that he slapped his face with flax.
"Inside." Yu Zeyan dared to be angry and didn't dare to speak, because he couldn't beat him at all. I had to hang my head and continue to carry the flint and steel to rub and rub.
"What's wrong to choose? You have to choose flint and steel that is useless. Lin Dong shook his head and sighed, but still taught in a deep tone: "Drilling wood for fire is more reliable than this flint, you better go out hunting, don't waste time here." β
"I think I can salvage it." After repeated defeats and battles, Jade Daya did not give up, still thinking about Yura's infinitely beautiful figure, and his eyes involuntarily aimed at the inside.
"Smack!" Another flax slap in the face.
No one ploughs the thin fields, and there are people fighting for the ploughing.
What's more, Li Juli and Yura are both fertile and fertile fields, how can they be allowed to be cultivated by others?
Lin Dong turned around and looked at the two peach buttocks again, they were really fat.
If the camera is not there, first wrinkle Yuze into a pig's head, and then grab two fertile fields and plough them a hundred times, a hundred times......
"Lin Dong, Yu Zeyan, come out quickly, come out. The patriarch has found his prey. The fat man Liu Tan ran back panting and called for support.
"What prey?"
"Pheasant. Come out, let's surround it. β
Lin Dong shrugged his shoulders and shook his head slightly, "I have serious things to do, Ze Yan should go." β
Yu Zeyan didn't dare to refuse at all, so he had to drop the flint and follow Liu Tan to catch chickens.
The two girls were a little curious, and hurriedly quickened the pace of work so that they could join in the fun.
"Don't worry about the pheasant, clean up slowly, don't be in a hurry." Lin Dong persuaded with good words.
But the two girls tacitly agreed not to speak, non-violent and uncooperative.
Lin Dong shook his head and patiently explained: "Oceania is gradually moving away from other continents during the movement of the earth's crust, resulting in many birds being unable to fly across the sea. So the evolutionary direction of these birds changed, and they gradually became flightless. New Zealand is home to many flightless birds. β
Yura was younger after all, and her curiosity couldn't be suppressed, "Wouldn't that be better?" We can catch birds and eat them. β
"Didn't I tell you yesterday? New Zealand introduced cats and ferrets in response to the rabbit crisis, and by the way, other flightless birds were also eaten. New Zealand's national bird, the Kivi, was almost wiped out. Therefore, the bird they are catching now is either more agile than the cat; Either it's very unpalatable and cats don't like it. Lin Dong spread his hands, "In either case, it's not worth the effort to catch that kind of bird." β
The two girls looked at each other and nodded tacitly, this guy's brain is really powerful, one step counts as three steps.
"Don't be in a daze. There are more important things to do than catch birds. Lin Dong clapped his hands and put the linen weave on his head. The hat is not like a cap, and the basket is not like a basket.
"Don't go!" Multiply by two. The girls tacitly refused and went out alone with Lin Dong? Definitely a very risky decision.
Lin Dong straightened his face and said viciously: "This is the Law of the Jungle, not a playhouse." Listen to me, yes. I have always served the people and done my best......"
The two girls got up at the same time and ran arm in arm in an unusually tacit understanding, leaving Lin Dong with two tsundere heads again.
"Damn!"
Wearing a linen basket on his head and carrying another in his hand, Lin Dong had no choice but to leave the survival point alone.
The camera brother hurriedly followed, "Lin Dongxi, where are you going?" β
"If you love it, you can follow it, and if you don't love it, you will get out. Let me be quiet! β
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Jin Bingwan does not have a handsome appearance, no illustrious family background, and no flexible head like Lin Dong. He relied on two words to mix in the entertainment industry, desperately.
How fast the pheasant runs, or how unpalatable its meat is.
Kim Byung-wan wouldn't have thought about that at all. He only knew that when the opportunity came, he would fight to the death.
It doesn't matter if you fly into the thorny grass and get barbs all over your body. It's just a pity that I didn't catch it.
It doesn't matter if you run on the uneven reef and get several bloody wounds. It's still a pity that I didn't catch the pheasant.
The New Zealand coot named Weka is nicknamed "Jumping Bird". can run and jump, so that the "Bingwan clan" suffers; But after all, it's just a stupid bird that can't fly.
After being chased and intercepted by several people for a long time, the stupid bird rushed into the water by itself, reducing its ability to move and killing itself.
βyeahοΌ Daihatsu! Bingwan oppa is the highest. Yura, who had been a spectator for a long time, danced as if she had caught her prey herself.
Jin Bingwan shook his head shyly, not daring to take credit, "It's all this pheasant who is stupid and runs to a dead end." If Lin Dong was here, he might have caught it a long time ago. β
"Is he so interested?" Yura's face was full of displeasure when she remembered the bastard's bad deeds.
"It's even more powerful than you see." Kim Byung-wan didn't have much jealousy, but was glad that someone could help him, "The last time I caught a crocodile was not a joke. β
Yu Zeyan looked unhappy, "It's just a trick." I can catch crocodiles too. β
The tall, short and fat trio shook their heads when they heard this, "Lin Dong observed for a whole day, studying the crocodile's behavior habits, and then calmly made a move. An inexperienced person dares to fight the idea of a crocodile, and this courage deserves respect. β
"Inside." Multiply by two. Yura is sincere; Yu Zeyan is also sincere, and he is really unconvinced.
Jin Bingwan didn't bother to talk about this question, and walked to the camp with the pheasant, "Where did Lin Dong and Li Juli go?" β
"Lin Dong oppa is missing." Yura replied truthfully, "Cyglioni went to the beach to collect shells. Because she believed Lin Dong's words: The pheasant we caught was either fast and difficult to catch; Either the meat is not delicious, and if you catch it, it will be caught in vain. β
βwhat-the-f**kοΌβ
"Yah
English and Korean bilingual scolding gushed out.
"Let's make a fire and cook so he knows that the pheasant we caught tastes good."
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Hours later.
As night fell, four men and two women gathered around the fire. Twelve eyes were fixed on the oily roasted pheasant on the wooden shelf.
"Patriarch Nim, are you ready to eat?"
Jin Bingwan flipped the roast chicken, "It should be cooked, but if you don't wait for Lin Dong's words, it's not good." β
Yu Zeyan immediately answered: "He said that this pheasant is not delicious." So don't wait for him. β
"Well, that's all there is to it. Ladies are preferred. β
The hot roast chicken was brought to Li Juli's mouth. After several excuses to no avail, Li Juli lightly opened her teeth, and with great effort, she tore off a little bit of shredded meat. It smelled like Ken bark, "Uh, cooked." β
The roast chicken was transferred to Yura's mouth, and the same hard way to tear off a piece of chicken, the same evaluation, "Well, cooked." β
After everyone tasted it, a strange atmosphere spread, and I am afraid that only the evaluation of "cooked" can be worthy of such unpalatable chicken.
Then the spit of "Bah~Bah~" was endless, and I didn't even have the desire to swallow it.
"What the hell, is this ironwood bark? I can't bite at all, and it still tastes like firewood. "The fat man Liu Tan weighed more than 200 pounds, and he was the most informalistic about food, but he still couldn't carry this extremely unpalatable weka bird.
"Alas, let Lin Dong guess right again." Jin Bingwan shook his head, wasted half a day, got injured, and caught useless pheasants, which was a big loss. "Fortunately, Li Julixi picked up some shells. Let's bake it and eat it. β
Six people, surrounded by a little bit of shells, are not enough to stuff their teeth.
Compared with yesterday's big fish and meat, tonight is really as bleak as it is.
Li Juli misses that bad guy a little, yesterday he was able to catch a big fish by himself without the power of a chicken.
Yura also misses that bastard a little, as if nothing can stop him.
Where did the guy who was missed by everyone go? (To be continued.) )