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Last night, the silent plane played very coolly and crookedly; When I woke up early in the morning, it was a completely different style of painting. Tianxian Juli is still quiet and beautiful, full of fairy spirit; But looking at Lin Dong's eyes, there was no human touch, neither sad nor happy, like a stranger.

"Good morning, ma'am!"

Li Juli turned around smartly, leaving a graceful back floating away. The first time I was pumped, the first time I was forced to, it all happened yesterday. Li Juli didn't feel the slightest respect at all, and she had to give this bastard a little color.

"Hey, ma'am, little dwelling, don't go! We are a jungle couple, inseparable. ”

"Get out!"

Lin Dong to the east, she to the west; Lin Dong stood, and she lay down.

It vividly illustrates what non-violent non-cooperation is.

When to tease, when to push and pull? Tenderness and sweetness, or manhood? The way of pickling girls is ever-changing, and free retraction is the king.

Obviously, impulsive and irrational behavior brings bad results. To summarize simply, Lin Dong screwed up.

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The law of the jungle as a whole will also be punished. Yesterday I had a good time, ate a lot, and had a great time, and with the beautiful scenery, it was a vacation trip.

Today is going to be a tragedy. The means of transport that were transferred were quite unreliable, indicating some unknown dangers.

Small planes that are seriously beyond their service life, dilapidated and about to fall apart at any time, and even leak air. No matter where it is about to fly, nothing good will come of it.

"The Chatham Islands, located at the easternmost tip of New Zealand, are the first places in the world to see the sunrise." Dabanya Yuze is like an unbeatable Xiaoqiang, who has been defeated again and again, and once again opened the screen to the Yura Peacock, "Most of the small islands are protected areas, and only the main island lives with hundreds of fishermen. Blessed are the world's best abalone, lobster, and even tuna. ”

Everyone shook their heads when they heard this, and even Yura was a little sympathetic to Yuze playing this fool.

"Tuna is a deep-sea fish, the most difficult fish in the world to catch. Otherwise, bluefin tuna would not have been auctioned for tens or millions of dollars. Yura shook her head and sighed, "Professional fishing boats don't necessarily catch tuna, so let's not think about it so much." ”

"Hehe..."Yu Zeyan scratched his head and chuckled, undiscouraged, "As long as Yura likes it, I will definitely do my best to do my best." What if it happens? ”

Yura nodded shyly, no longer speaking, and didn't know how to take such a red fruit.

Lin Dong's whole person is not good. In some ways, Yu Daya is very similar to herself, her height and weight are almost the same, and she has no means to flirt with her sister. The difference is only that Yu Daya is stupid, while Dong Ge is known as a fox.

But he's always flirting with Brother Dong's sister-in-law, how can he bear it?!

"A real man, just do and don't say. Yura, Ju Li, follow Brother Dong to ensure that you don't have to worry about eating and drinking. ”

"Phew!" Multiply by two. The two girls turned around in unison and gave Lin Dong two tsundere heads.

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It didn't take long for the small plane to land in the small dilapidated airport, and then take an off-road vehicle to the deserted seaside. Desolation is the first feeling of this sea area, strange rocks, hidden and murderous reefs. Just looking at it, I felt pain in the soles of my feet.

"Ahem, ahem!" Li Zhiyuan, the Great Demon King, came out of the crowd.

"Don't say it, and we don't want to hear it." Lin Dong didn't hesitate for a second, and interrupted directly, eager to seal Li Zhiyuan's mouth.

The corners of Li Zhiyuan's mouth turned up slightly, and he smiled evilly; As if he hadn't heard any protests, he unhurriedly announced the next phase of the filming: "New Zealand has beautiful scenery, pleasant climate and abundant products. But "Law of the Jungle" is not a travel food show, but survival in the wild. So this issue ......"

Li Zhiyuan hung people's appetites and stopped at the critical moment. Wait for everyone's attention and hold your breath.

"The theme of this issue is [original intention]: to abandon modern things and live like primitive people." Li Zhiyuan PD showed a devilish smile, "The program team has prepared fur as clothes, stone knives, and stone axes for everyone. Now please hand in your backpacks and take off your clothes. ”

"Damn!"

“f**k！”

"Yah

Profanity poured out from various Chinese languages.

This gameplay is even worse than the issue of Crocodile Island. Special forces like Bei Ye have to bring a dagger to survive in the wild. "The Law of the Jungle" is just a few ordinary stars, and they don't play anything to survive in the wild? It's no different from looking for death.

Lin Dong directly collapsed on the ground in a large font and sat in protest.

The "tall, short and fat" trio who had suffered losses on Crocodile Island also had a tacit understanding, and instantly rushed to Lin Dong's side, rolling and splashing all kinds of non-cooperation.

Fighting with the sky, fighting with the earth, and fighting with the program group, this is the audience's favorite drama.

At the critical moment, Lin Dong jumped out to defend the territory and protect the ethnic group, "Li Zhiyuan PD, if the people in the program team can survive a week without using any modern things." Then I won't say anything, I don't need a performance fee in the future, and I'll be there as I go. ”

As soon as he made a move, Li Zhiyuan had no choice but to coax, "Tell me about your conditions." ”

"First of all, the female guests were able to use modern things." As soon as the Lion King makes a move, he has to protect the lioness. Let his own woman suffer, Lin Dong will not agree no matter what.

"It's not going to work. Equality. Li Zhiyuan stiffly refused.

"Strike! The first time to come to the female guests, if they have a bad time, absolutely no girl will dare to come to "Law of the Jungle" in the future! Lin Dong said gloomily to the tall, short and fat three: "Brothers, do you want to have only men in every issue?" ”

"I don't want to!"

"Never!"

"Protest to the end!"

The trivial matter is turned into a big one, and the problem is raised to the level of the welfare of male compatriots, and suddenly the crowd is surging and unanimous to the outside world. Even part of the crew of the film crew turned back.

Li Zhiyuan's PD was helpless by Lin Dong, pinched his nose and recognized, "Female guests can use modern items, but they can't be used by other members." ”

"Deal!"

After a good start, Lin Dong was no longer polite, and continued to make a request: "Why do male members have to wear shorts and bottoms, right?" "The Law of the Jungle" is a program that can be watched by any age. ”

Reasonable request, Li Zhiyuan had to nod, "Okay." ”

"The pants are all given, and I have another pair of shoes." Lin Dong pointed to the reef in the distance, "If you don't have shoes, you will definitely not be able to record." ”

Li Zhiyuan could only nod and admit his cowardice, one wrong step and one wrong step, and he lost the opportunity.

"Only one more request, the last one!"

Lin Dong took a deep breath and said solemnly: "My request is: make three more requests. ”

"Plop!"

"Puff~~"

The audience laughed.

Serious negotiations, seconds become unserious, full of comic atmosphere.

"You're laughing so low. One last requirement: each person can carry one item in their own backpack. ”

"Alright, alright, alright, that's it." is a pd, Li Zhiyuan was played with by Lin Dong in applause, and his face was really gloomy. Hurriedly finalized the conditions, turned around and walked to the camp of the filming team in the distance.

“yeah！”

"Daihatsu!"

The cheers came one after another, and the "Lion King" Lin Dong once again defended the lions.

Li Juli's anger also disappeared a lot, and her sweet and greasy little milk voice, "Thank you." ”

"You're welcome, husband and wife." Lin Dong's head was slightly tilted thirty degrees, and his handsome side face turned to the left at forty-five degrees, "Actually, I can do better." ”

Yura also walked over timidly at this time, "Thank you, oppa." Otherwise, our female guests will be miserable. ”

"You're welcome, The Lion King's job."

Thinking of the stalk between the Lion King and the lioness, Yura suddenly blushed a little, and quickly changed the topic, "Oppa, what are you going to bring into the survival point?" ”

"Hey, do you need to ask? This is, of course. Lin Dong took out a box of condoms from his backpack and said triumphantly: "Multiple functions, perfect fit, it's just ......"

"Phew! Pervert! ”

"Hooligans, bastards, die!"

The two girls turned around and left in unison, giving Lin Dong two tsundere heads again.

"Hey, don't get me wrong, this thing ......" Lin Dong hatefully threw the jungle artifact on the ground, "Grass, it's messed up again." (To be continued.) )