Chapter 54: If you can't think about it, poison it

People who love each other cannot be together; waited for fifteen years to reunite, just to make a wave without regrets. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info

This is "Introduction to Architecture", adapted from the best-selling romance literature, which has been described as a classic of nostalgic pure love. It has been widely recognized, received rave reviews, and even at the beginning of filming, it was aimed at hitting the box office record.

No one thinks there's anything wrong with such a first love story.

Lin Dong stayed in his seat stupidly, what is Wang Wei, the first love who has been secretly in love for seven years? What is Jin Yarong, who resembles Wang Wei? Could it be that he will shoot with Jin Yarong and then let her G. Smecta?

His heart was in turmoil, his brain was full of mud, Lin Dong was a little bored and very unhappy.

"Eat, I'm leaving. Sit for more than two hours, waiting for a small portion of the food to be served. This French meal is not about enjoyment at all, but about spending money to buy discomfort. ”

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Soaking in the hot springs, eating instant noodles and kimchi, Lin Dong magically felt that it was better than the French food just now.

I have adapted to the authentic Korean taste, but there are many things that I can't understand.

Men here don't rush home for dinner when they get off work. Because the lack of entertainment at night means that the man is incompetent, for the sake of dignity, even if he wanders the streets, eats roadside stalls and drinks cheap soju, they will come home very late.

The female students here started participating in various social gatherings in their teens, but they didn't get married until they were in their thirties, and they only found boyfriends because they were competing.

The country got married 320,000 last year, but 110,000 divorced. The average age of marriage is in the thirties, and the average age of divorce is in the early forties, that is, one-third of the couples will not last for ten years.

When first love comes together, the odds of growing old together are lower than winning the lottery.

This is Korean love. Lin Dong suddenly had no confidence in himself, and his monogamy was hanging, so Brother Dong was so distracted...... Isn't this looking for death?

"Zebra, zebra, don't you fall asleep......"

"Zebra Zebra" sounded like a slap in the face, and one day this broken bell will be replaced. Well, I've been saying this for half a year and countless times.

"If you have something to say, you have nothing to do." Looking at the caller ID, Lin Dong was even more irritable.

[Guanxi II] Ge Xi's rather underbeaten voice sounded, "Brother Dong, help." The day after tomorrow is the selection of the EXO Reserve Group, please be merciful and support it. ”

", don't bother me." Lin Dong hung up the phone directly, too lazy to bird him, this dark chess fart is useless, and he can't find useful news at all.

"Zebra, zebra, you don't ......"

It's still a particularly annoying Ge Xi, Lin Dong picked up the phone and started spraying, "Believe it or not, I found S.M and beat you up?!" ”

"Brother Dong, if you don't help me. I can only jump off the building, and I don't need you to beat people. ”

The difference between the tone of the truth and the falsehood, Lin Dong can still hear it. "Don't be impulsive, you can't be an idol singer, Brother Dong introduced you to be a funny artist, everything is discussed."

"I don't care if I'm not an artist. But I don't want to take three hundred yuan of pocket money, I can't even afford instant noodles, and I am laughed at by sticks every day as Chinese. Ge Xi, as a rich second generation, really can't accept this kind of shame, "Join EXO and upgrade to a public trainee, the pocket money will rise to 4,000 yuan, and other trainees won't dare to make fun of me anymore." ”

"The money is not given for nothing, how much is sent now, how much will be repaid after debut, and there will be interest." Lin Dong really didn't expect Ge Xi to be forced to this extent, "I'll transfer it to you, let's go have a big dinner." ”

"I don't want money, I just need to level up, I want those bastards to never laugh again!"

The roar from the bottom of my heart was deafening.

Lin Dong was actually a little moved, feeling the fire in Ge Xi's heart. The humiliation of the crotch is the most effective way to transform the degenerate rich second generation, "Say, how can Brother Dong help you." Intimidation and bribery of examiners are simply Dongge's strengths. ”

"The chief examiner is the artist director, Li Xiuman."

"Forget it. That tyrant is also a major shareholder of S.M, so he is not so easy to be bought. ”

"Woo woo~~" The cool Ge Xi cried, "Dongge's ability to compose music is known in the circle." Help write a song that will up and let me pretend to be a singer-songwriter and shock that tyrant to death. ”

"Create your sister! This kind of singer is basically very individual, and S.M company does not want artists to have personality, they just need to be obedient. Lin Dong coldly mended the knife, "And you don't look like a creative type." ”

"I don't care about that! If I can't get up to the EXO reserves, I'll jump off the building. ”

A person who is not even afraid of death, what other way can he deal with him?

Lin Dong shook his head and sighed, he could only consider himself unlucky when he had such a thing, "Wait a while, it will take time to find a way." ”

Hang up the phone, lie on the edge of the hot spring, and enter brainstorming mode.

Li Xiuman is the main exam, and it will definitely not work to take the examiner route.

Improve Ge Xi's strength in a short period of time? It's also unlikely, so it's better to buy a lottery ticket.

That will only weaken the strength of competitors. Punched? Paid for it? …… Pregnant!

Picking up the phone, he dialed back, "Get drugged." Let all your competitors pull their legs weak, this is not comparable, and you can really jump off the building. ”

"What?" Although Ge Xi dragged it, he didn't hang it to the extent that he dared to ignore the law, "If you are found to be drugged, you will go to jail." ”

"If only the criminals were as stupid as you are. Use your brains more and there are countless ways to not be suspected! ”

"Brother Dong, you better say it directly." Ge Xi didn't know Lin Dong for a day or two, he really knew the other party's path too well. "As long as I can be an open trainee, I will listen to you in the future."

"First of all, you and a group of trainees were walking on the road, and suddenly a cart carrying seafood rushed out, and accidentally dropped a box full of crabs. October is the fattest month for crabs, right? ”

"That's right."

"Then, a group of trainees who have been forced to not smell meat for a long time greedily take the crab for themselves and cook the crab and eat it together!" Lin Dong paused, and used his ultimate killer move, "If there is a free tasting of pear juice or ice cream or something downstairs in the dormitory, guess what will happen?" ”

"Naturally, it's diarrhea. So obvious mixed food poisoning common sense. Ge Xi was puzzled, this method can't trick people.

"This is common sense among the Chinese. Koreans, hehe, you think too highly of them. Lin Dong shook his head, Nunu mouthed, "Their recipes are very monotonous, and many people have never seen mixed food poisoning, so they won't pay attention to it at all." ”

"Really?"

"What if it fails or is debunked? It's none of your business! Even, the people who were recruited didn't dare to talk nonsense everywhere. Stealing crabs should be considered morally corrupt. Ho ho ho ho ~~"

On the other end of the phone, Ge Xi suddenly felt a chill in his back, this Nima was too terrifying, and he could only blame himself for being greedy? What if this trick is played on me?

Goosebumps spread all over his body, Ge Xi patted his chest and shouted to show his loyalty, "Brother Dong refers to the east, I will never dare to go west; Brother Dong said to chase dogs, I will never chase chickens! ”

"Count you as acquaintances. I'll have someone contact you to cooperate with the action, hang up. ”

"Yes! Sir! ”

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It's a trivial matter, and countless brain cells are wasted, Lin Dong feels that he should put his mind back on serious things. Do you want to chase Jin Yarong or not? She looks so much like Wang Wei, she should be her first love, right?

"Knock knock!"

The knock on the door interrupted Lin Dong's serious business again, doesn't this make people think about it?

"Who?!"

No one responded, just another knock knock on the door.

"Yah Lin Dong jumped out of the hot spring bath in the backyard, wrapped a towel at random, exposed the scars on his upper body, and prepared to go out to find someone who was unlucky.

The door opened, and a wild fat rabbit stood timidly.

(To be continued.) )