144. God Bless Gotham (V.)

Gu Qing told Moriarty about his plan, Moriarty's reaction was very subtle, and he exaggerated a sigh of relief: "Little Honey, you are still Daddy's Little Honey, what you just said to save me really scared me." ”

Gu Qing: "......"

Moriarty blinked and added, "Honey, your plan is not so much to save Gotham City as it is to make Gotham City your backyard, and then you can dress up however you want." I'll just say, you can't be a pure and decent person. ”

Gu Qing raised his eyebrows, and did not deny or admit this, which was probably a tacit acquiescence.

Moriarty flattened his mouth: "I think that's why the clown doesn't want to play with you, although it is said that fighting with you will become hearty, but this kind of fun is not as strong as fighting with the decent people of the light, and then knocking the light into the darkness." ”

Gu Qing sighed, "So, is this the fundamental reason for the martyrdom of Mr. Moriarty and Mr. Holmes in the parallel universe?" In Gu Qingcun's time and space, the relationship between Moriarty and Sherlock is also incompatible, but it is not to the point of #Either you die or I live#, but they know that in the parallel universe, consulting criminals and consulting detectives are "martyred" after a big battle.

Moriarty: "...... Haven't you had enough of this meme? ”

"I'm just using it as an example," Gu Qing smiled innocently, and in order to prove that he was really using it as an example, he turned the conversation to their current topic, "So do you think it's two nine-point gentlemen who will be on the same page?" ”

Moriarty said with interest: "It seems that your rating has not changed, so who do you think will win?" ”

Gu Qing's smile became reserved: "You have to know, so far, I have only seen the two of them separately, not to mention that Mr. Napier also wears heavy makeup, which has affected my judgment." ”

Moriarty: "So? ”

Gu Qing said serious nonsense: "There is insufficient information, and I can't draw a final conclusion." ”

Moriarty: "...... Hmm, it seems that you have a high opinion of the Joker. ”

"He's quite funny, he has a crazy heart." Although there was only one positive contact, it was enough for Gu Qing to make the most basic judgment, of course, for him. Moriarty narrowed his eyes, and just as he wanted to say something, Gu Qing approached him and asked, "You took a business to kill Ficony?" Come and tell me, what are you going to do with my patients? ”

"Um, I have a lot to say to you." As soon as Moriarty turned over, he pressed Gu Qing under him, he had many methods β™‚.

The next day

Gotham City's second-in-command gangster is dead.

Gordon met Batman on the roof of the police station and told him about it, "Our informant came with the news that he was looking for someone to kill Ficony, but he died first. ”

Batman apparently had an impression of the Fecony he had destroyed with his own hands: "Ficony is in Arkham Asylum now?" Is he okay? ”

Gordon replied, "I've sent someone to Arkham Asylum to inquire about the situation, and there shouldn't be any incident." After all, he is the boss of the gang, and there will always be some people who are loyal to him, and now the rest of the gang is staring at his vacated position, and they are anxious to kill him. ”

Batman chewed on "Arkham Sanatorium" in his heart, and inevitably thought of the new dean with low emotional intelligence, and the corners of his mouth twitched slightly. "Do you know who did it?"

Gordon frowned: "I know, but it's almost the same as not knowing." ”

Batman was puzzled: "What do you say?" ”

"This guy, murder and arson, do all kinds of evil, he loves to play drag shows just like you, and he will leave iconic cards after committing crimes," Gordon said and pulled out a evidence bag, which contained a little ghost card, "There was no trace left at the scene of the crime, no fingerprints, no DNA, we all call him a clown." ”

Batman took the bag and said, "I'll check on him." "Speaking of checking the details, the last time he said that he wanted to check the details of people, he was still the new director of Cha Arkham Asylum, and now he knows the basic information of people, but there is basically no extra information, that is, the family ring he drew last time, he didn't find the corresponding family. It's still a bit frustrating, and now this one, I hope to find out, Gotham City doesn't need to become more chaotic. "There's no chaos on the gang's side, is it?"

"They were already dividing up the forces vacated by Ficony, and now that they have a 'competitor' dead, I'm afraid they won't have time to make trouble outside for a while. Our police department also plans to take advantage of this opportunity to arrange undercover police officers among them, and strive to catch them all in a row. ”

Batman nodded, didn't say anything more, and jumped off the rooftop, quickly disappearing into the darkness.

Arkham Sanatorium

Sending away the police who came to inquire, Gu Qing tapped his fingers on the desk, and the next moment Eva's image appeared in the office, and by the way, he also brought a #game user# who pretended to be a police officer to come in and "fish in troubled waters", and was enjoying himself like a wild horse in the Arkham Sanatorium.

"Don't you think he's getting carried away, Eva?"

The next moment, the clown who exaggeratedly twisted his crotch and sharpened his knife Huo Huo fell out of thin air. Before he could get up, M-o with the alarm bell above his head arrived, running over him. The clown quickly got up and m-o...... The fight started, well, don't look at the M-o supervisor logistics, it doesn't mean that people don't have combat value. When the two armies confronted each other, the clown took out a gun from his coat pocket, and M-o stared at the hand-gun, and after analyzing the composition of the shot-gun and its authenticity, it stood still in front of the clown.

The clown grinned and fired, shooting a small flag from the gun that read "You're an idiot!" "There's his signature signature on it.

He himself seemed to be very proud of his masterpiece, and he smirked his waist.

M-o: "β†’_β†’" stepped forward to put the clown down and cleaned his hair again.

Joker: "...... Oh no, I don't like to wash my hair! ”

The clown who didn't like to wash his hair was brought back to Gu Qing's office, he had followed the real police to inquire before, but he had stayed outside the door before. When he saw Gu Qing, he waved his hand from side to side to greet Gu Qing: "Hi, Mr. Principal." ”

"Nice to see you again, Jack." Gu Qing smiled gently and harmlessly, "I'm so glad you listened to my words, well, I mean use less cosmetics." ”

The clown's face twitched, "I don't know if I'm breaking into Arkham this time?" I don't like cosmetics, maybe you're willing to give me money directly. ”

Gu Qing pretended to be puzzled and said: "I thought you didn't like money, #θ§†ι‡‘ι’±ιžη²ͺ土#, this quality is rare in today's flashy society, so I didn't insult you with money, so I found a compromise and gave you what you really need." ”

"I should have a lot of money, I can spend it casually, I can buy a real gun, instead of just taking a toy gun to make up the numbers." The clown pretended to be pitiful and said, "So can you let your cleaner stay away from me, I still borrowed this dress from others, and I plan to return it." ”

"I can see it," Gu Qing tilted his head, "The policeman who was borrowed by you in a police uniform, if I were to say it, I would say that his wife had an affair and was about to leave him, and he had a puppy, which could be seen from the fine hair that did not exceed his knees, it was probably a beagle, a beagle of the western highlands." In addition, I can also tell you that he also has a child, a boy, about eight years old in terms of height, is a very naughty little guy, looking at the oil handprint on the police uniform you borrowed, it doesn't seem too obvious, but if it's a wife, you must be able to see it, but she didn't, maybe she didn't have the heart to help him wash his clothes, which is one of the reasons why I would say that she was having an affair and was planning to leave him. Oh, by the way, she doesn't like dogs, but she keeps making her husband think she does, it's funny, isn't it? ”

Joker: "......"

The clown put his hands behind his back and flattened his mouth: "Why are you telling me this?" I'm going to borrow clothes to wear, but I never care about that. ”

"Well, it's probably because I haven't done this kind of thing for a long time, and I'm a little nostalgic. It seems that you don't like me and you to talk at length, fine, I've always been the most empathetic, so let's talk about the topics you're interested in. You killed the guy who hired you? Gu Qing asked knowingly.

"It's no secret anymore, oh, of course I can tell you more. Even though the person who hired me died, I still wanted to complete the business, so here I am again! The clown said that as if he were really principled.

"I know, did I say you're not welcome here? Didn't you hear that? I said, 'Nice to see you again'. The look on Gu Qing's face remained unchanged, and he added: "Of course, if you don't keep the police station tracking the clown's eyes, it would be better if you transferred to the Arkham Sanatorium." Although the police station has finally become like a police station now, I have other games to play now, and I am not very interested in playing with the police department. ”

The other games mentioned here are "Escape from Arkham", as for the "Arkham" game with the Joker, because of the Joker's non-cooperation, no, it is too cooperative, which makes the game less interesting.

The clown who was poked again stomped his feet in annoyance, "I'm starting to don't want to play with you anymore." ”

"I know that, too, but I'm still saying that, I like you a little, so Arkham Sanatorium has reserved a place for you, and you're welcome to move in when the time comes." Gu Qing said in a friendly manner.

"You're so nice." The clown pulled over a chair and rode to Gu Qing's desk, his arms folded on the back of the chair, he rested his chin on it, and his eyes were filled with pure curiosity, "Who do you want me to play with?" You've said that, you must already have a candidate in mind. Well, let me guess. Is it another Mr. Nine? You're not that good now, and I'm only a nine? ”

Gu Qing sighed: "Do you think the full score is 100 points?" Don't be so naΓ―ve. ”

Joker: "...... Who is he? ”

Gu Qing raised his eyebrows: "What do you think?" ”

The clown puffed out his face and shook his head, "Those gangsters, tsk, except for drug trafficking or drug trafficking, are not interesting at all." Dingdingding, I know who you're talking about. The little bat that is new, isn't it? I gotta say, he's so cool to look at, I like it! But did he provoke you? Why did you tell me to deal with him? It's not fun. ”

Faced with the clown's accusations, Gu Qing said slowly: "I like it too." ”

Joker: "? ”

"I also liked the way he dressed, and now I'm so glad we still have something in common, as friends who have exchanged gifts. By the way, I love the idea of your grenade spraying oil paint. Since that's the case, I'll tell you frankly that the reason why I let you go somewhere else to play is good, I have cleanliness and my logistics minister M-o has obsessive-compulsive disorder, and as soon as you come, it gets distracted. When Gu Qing said something that sounded outrageous, he couldn't find anything wrong with his expression, and he gave people the impression that he was telling the truth.

Joker: "......"

Even now, when M-o was still staring at him, the clown reached out and brushed his hair, muttering, "You're so willful." ”

"Haven't you heard the phrase #Youyan willful#? That's why I advise you to take good care of it. ”

Joker: "......"

The clown was very depressed when he left, and there were many reasons for this depression, including Gu Qing, who was choked by # not playing cards according to common sense#; There's an M-o on the side; And also

He couldn't find the weakness that Gu Qing could be attacked and exploited by him, on the contrary, he himself was seen through by the other party, and he hated it!

The clown lowered his head to look at the dog hair sticky to the pants of the police uniform he borrowed, he took off the dog hair one by one, picked it clean, and when he went to return the clothes to its original owner, he stuffed a mouthful of dog hair, "Oh, now you have a chance not to swallow this dog hair, tell me, your dog is not a Western Highlands Beagle!" ”

However, the expression of the original owner of the police uniform had already told him the true answer.

"You said you don't have a good dog, you have to have a beagle. You can't swallow it, right, let me help you. The clown poured a glass of water for the family to swallow the dog's hair, and when the police station found the missing officer and untied him, he began to pick his throat and retch, and then ...... Or went to gastric lavage.

After knowing this, everyone in the police station felt their stomachs roll: "This guy is such a pervert!" "The impact of this incident is much greater than the clown taking out the second-in-command of the gang.

Just like Gu Qing said, the clown took advantage of this incident to turn the attention of the police station investigating himself to the Arkham Sanatorium, and he succeeded, and this matter brought Gu Qing a little trouble. It's not just the police station - of course, the police station in Gotham City has only just had a little breeze, and the breeze brought by Batman couldn't be easier for Gu Qing to deal with them - and the Batman that followed, no, it was Bruce Wayne, after all, it was still daytime.

Bruce Wayne still looked like a bohemian playboy, he sat on the couch in Gu Qing's office, shrugged his shoulders and said, "I told my butler Alfred about you, and he nagged me to talk to you, you know, express my feelings or something, and I think I should find a serious friend." I don't think I'm mentally ill and go to see a psychiatrist, but I really don't want to listen to the housekeeper's nagging anymore, so I have to come to you and make a show. Let's not talk about your professional issues, I heard that you rebuilt the Arkham Asylum, and I'm curious to see what kind of rebuilding you rebuilt, otherwise you can show me around. ”

"Perhaps after I explain to you that there is no direct correlation between mental illness and going to a psychiatrist, it will not be too late for us to visit. I'm looking forward to when you leave Arkham Sanitarium, not only as a patient for me, but also as an investor in Arkham Sanatorium. Gu Qing said with a harmless smile.

"I don't think it's necessary, if you really want to invest, I can write you a check directly, how much do you want?" The rich and willful Young Master Wayne didn't want to reveal his heart in front of a psychiatrist with amazing observation, and then he would see what clues. As he spoke, he took out his checkbook, which he had been writing anyway, and he hadn't been able to do it since he became a playboy.

Gu Qing blinked and said, "So you're using money to send me away?" ”

Bruce Wayne: "......" sounds weird.

Gu Qing also seemed to feel that there was a problem, and he added and explained: "I mean, you would rather write me a check so that I don't bother you anymore, than open up to me." ”

Bruce Wayne: "......" is still weird, he shrugged, "I'm just not interested in the psychiatrist's mysteriousness." ”

"I can't force you if you really don't want to. Come on, I'll show you around the rebuilt Arkham Sanatorium, which also uses the latest technology developed by Wayne Group Research, and I have to say, Mr. Fox is very talented. ”

Gu Qing was very interested in being a tour guide, but Master Wayne#ζ—₯理万opportunity#, his new girlfriend(s) wanted to play with him, so he left in a hurry.

After Young Master Wayne left, Eva appeared in front of Gu Qing: "Master, he left a network docking interface, do you need to block it?" ”

"No, you don't." This is all attracted by the clown, Bruce Wayne wants to check Arkham's patient files, trying to find out the information of the clown, but it is difficult to break through the firewall of Arkham nursing home from the outside, so he took advantage of the visit and placed a docking interface inside to break in.

Gu Qing felt that what he did this time was quite fair, he hinted to the clown that he was going to play with another Mr. Nine, and let Bruce Wayne "invade" in and investigate the patient files of Arkham Sanatorium, it seems that he has achieved impartiality to the two Nines, probably.

Turning back to Gu Qing and talking about this matter to the same consultative criminal, Moriarty stared at him for a while, reached out and patted his face: "Oh, dear, you have finally found the most suitable faction for you, Daddy is really happy for you." Speaking of which, you're very experienced in this faction, remember? When your two brothers besieged one of me, didn't you do a good job standing in the middle? ”

-- The situation at that time really changed the color of the heavens and the earth, and if you think of Dr. Watson, who had three Sherlock Holmes who had been faithful and honest at Christmas, and since then he has heard the color change of Christmas, you can imagine adding a comparable Moriarty. No, if there is an analogy, it should be like this: Mycroft as the British government made other countries smell his color, Sherlock as a consulting detective made London criminals and Scotland Yard smell him colorful, and Moriarty, as a consulting criminal, has his "loyal fans" all over the world. In this way, the three people with the combat strength MAX get together to fight against each other, which is tantamount to the Third World War. Gu Qing was sandwiched between them, and it was actually not easy to stabilize and prevent any of them from being "non-combat-damaged". But his brothers, as well as his boyfriend, don't think so.

And his boyfriend hasn't finished speaking, "Of course, and now, you see, it's the same Eva and M-o who are squeezing out one of me." Don't be nervous, sweetheart, I didn't blame you. ”

Gu Qing: "......"

"Look at you, why don't you speak?"

Gu Qing said slowly: "Originally, I thought I could give you some compensation at my discretion, but since you said so, then this compensation can be saved." ”

Moriarty: "...... You're a little ruthless like this, sweetheart. ”

"Tease you." Gu Qing poked Moriarty's bulging face and said, "I have an idea, since I don't play with Jack now, it seems that I can't play with Bruce, then you are the only one who can play together, don't hum." The game goes like this, in a year's time, will your cobwebs radiate from Gotham City to the whole of America first, or will I control the lifeblood of Gotham City first? What do you think? ”

Moriarty was clearly happy to join the game: "Since you decide the framework of the game, then I'll decide the bets, so it's fair, dear." ”

Gu Qing thought for a while and said, "Okay." Say it, then. ”

"I'm going to think about it." The consultant said this, smiling like a stealing fox.

Gu Qing raised his eyebrows: "You seem to be sure that you will win?" ”

Moriarty furrowed his brows and said unhappily, "I'll give you back this sentence, sweetheart." ”

"What are you hiding from me?" Gu Qing narrowed his eyes and said tentatively.

"Guess~" Moriarty acquiesced, but he refused to reveal any "insider", but it was true that he was in a better mood, and even his tone became jumpy.

Gu Qing really couldn't guess what it was for a while, his boyfriend was not a goldfish, their intelligence was unmatched, and he had been busy with the Arkham Sanatorium recently, as well as observing the two Nine Cents Gentlemen up close, it seemed that he was a little negligent about his boyfriend. Thinking about it like this, Gu Qing felt a little guilty in his heart, he thought about it and asked Moriarty: "Are you going to go on a date with me tomorrow?" ”

Now, Moriarty was really smiling like a fox stealing a chicken.