M-o has a master who has given up treatment in the late stage of cleanliness, so after it was created, it took it as its mission to clean the world, and even derived obsessive-compulsive disorder, so you can imagine that when it met an intruder with "heavy makeup" painted on his face, the one who shook his head, the one who sighed, and the one who did the facial "makeup removal" of the intruder, also made a "tsk" sound.

Gu Qing didn't stop it.

He turned his gaze to the projection screen, and Eva had already released the image of the intruder "attacking the city" all the way, and in the video, he could see the whole picture of the intruder in three dimensions: a dark purple pinstriped suit, well, or a three-piece suit. He wore a thick layer of white foundation on his face, dark eye makeup, and bright red lip gloss that looked like the color of fresh blood, and the hideous scars on both sides of his mouth also carried this bright red lip gloss, as if he had just drunk blood. and a not-so-indescribable green curly semi-long hair, which has a strange beauty in the overall matching.

"Master, his fingerprints, DNA and dental records are being entered."

"Good."

When Eva inquired about the information of the intruder, Gu Qing was dual-minded, while passing the image of the intruder passing the level, he watched M-o clean the intruder for a long time. In addition to facial cleansing, a full body "spa" was done, and then ...... Sorting out a mess of things, from flannel to razors, from marbles to grenades, from dolls to playing cards, in short, most of them were hidden on the inside of his blazer, and when M-o pulled a wire out of his grassy green hair, Gu Qing was not surprised at all.

When Moriarty came over, he saw his boyfriend looking at a ...... on the floor Half-naked man. He leaned on Gu Qing like a boneless and smiled sweetly: "Sweetheart, can you tell me what my situation is now?" ”

Before Gu Qing could answer him, Eva, who was suspended in mid-air, glanced at him, she didn't speak, but M-o, who was cleaning the intruder's hair, made a "tsk" sound at the intruder, it had stopped tsk before, but was concentrating on dealing with this dirty intruder.

Moriarty: "......"

Feeling this subtle exclusion, the consulting criminal smiled even sweeter, he had to hold Gu Qing's face and kiss him, and didn't bother with the half-naked man anymore, he picked up the deck of cards full of clown cards from the intruder's collection, "It turned out to be him." ”

"Huh?"

"Little Honey, Daddy wasn't idle when you were busy playing games with those patients, and the Joker, his nickname, was a very troublesome little guy, and it was normal to hear about it. Hmm, what's that expression on your face? Moriarty turned his head to stare at his boyfriend, and his intuition was not something that pleased him this time, and sure enough-

"I'm thinking about what you said about 'making waves', baby. When Gu Qing said this, he also tilted his head slightly, and his gaze fell on Moriarty, "You seem to be very experienced, hmm, do you need me to remove "seemingly"?" ”

Moriarty: "...... You've been getting worse and worse lately, little honey. ”

"Looks like I'm telling the truth again." Gu Qing turned his gaze back to the projection screen, where Eva had already called up the details of the intruder nicknamed Joker. As Moriarty said, his record of the events he has made waves in the past year is relatively detailed, and he has only mentioned a few in the past, but Eva said: "The scope has been expanded to the whole of the United States, and keyword cross-searches have been conducted." ”

Moriarty tapped his chin with his finger, although he and Eva did not deal with each other, it was undeniable that she was really interesting, but it was not good to be centered on the master. He leaned in and put his boyfriend face to face, "What do you think?" ”

"He's a very troublesome little guy."

"What's the difference between that and what I said, huh?"

"Does that mean we have a heart?"

Moriarty flattened his mouth, but saw Gu Qing winking at him, and Moriarty reluctantly accepted this "heart and soul". After Gu Qing finished teasing her boyfriend, she said to the clown lying on the ground with a smile: "Come and sit, Mr. Napier." ”

The clown who was still lying on the ground a second ago got up from the ground and automatically found a chair in front of the desk to sit down, sitting in a very well-behaved posture, just like a primary school student sitting behind a desk, with his hands on his knees, blinking a pair of childlike eyes, waiting for the teacher to send snacks. Except, of course, that he spread his legs wide. After sitting down, the clown showed a big smile at Gu Qing, and his right hand was a little mechanical swinging from side to side: "Hey." ”

It's more like a child now.

"It's a pleasure to meet you, your way of appearing is novel, Mr. Napier. I think nine, what do you think? Gu Qing raised his eyes to see Moriarty leaning on the desk, with his back to the clown, and Moriarty nodded his chin again, "Oh, another nine." Sweetheart, don't you think nine points are too cheap? ”

"Well, when I'm done talking to Mr. Napier, I'll score again." Gu Qing is still very obedient to her boyfriend sometimes, Moriarty showed a bright smile and stood up, "Then I won't bother you to chat with your Mr. Nine, have a good time, dear." He hadn't forgotten to say hello to the guest, blinking his big wet eyes and smiling with his white teeth bared, "I'm glad to meet you, delicious boy, too." ”

The clown still waved his right hand a little mechanically: "Bye." ”

Moriarty's smile didn't change at all, and when he left the office, he walked lightly with his hands behind his back, Gotham City is really getting more and more interesting.

Gu Qing folded his hands on his chin, and looked at the clown for a long time.

And people didn't seem to mind that they had become "prisoners", but they just let Gu Qing look at them so generously. Ten seconds later, Gu Qing spoke first: "Before introducing myself, I think I can sincerely tell you that the time-to-time bomb you threw into the garden has been dismantled, so I'm Patrick Holmes." ”

The clown licked his lip nervously and grinned wider, "Jack Napier, Joker, whatever you want to call it." ”

"Hmm-" Gu Qing let out a monosyllable, removed from the clown's face, and instead stared at the desktop nonchalantly, "Although I know it's not your real name, but it doesn't matter, what I want to say is that if you change the brand of foundation, the foundation you use now is not good for your skin." He added, "You can see for yourself." ”

Joker: "......"

Then he saw his true face now in the mirror that appeared in front of him, and his true face after removing his makeup, but compared with the original makeup, it was really #judging two people#! The clown's breathing suddenly became heavy, different from the previous "well-behaved and cute", now he is obviously revealing his sick nature, his eyes are depressed and ruthless, and his originally wide open legs are also closed, unconsciously crazy.

"Offended you? That's really embarrassing, M-o loves cleanliness very much, and when he sees your face dirty, he can't help but wash it for you. Gu Qing set his eyes on M-o, who was still dutifully handling the "aftermath", the clown subconsciously followed his gaze to look, and happened to meet M-o's square eyes, M-o shook his head at him, and pointed to his face, and then pointed to the pile of unloaded things on the ground.

Joker: "......"

"Do you need me to translate it for you?" Gu Qing's blue eyes returned to the clown's face with his makeup removed, "It seems that you don't need me to translate, you also understand M-o's words very well, I'm really glad to see you have such self-knowledge that "I'm just a boy who doesn't like cleanliness". ”

The clown seemed to be angry and went quickly, he brushed his hair and prepared to change his mood, but he didn't expect the hair to feel different: "......"

"Doing things from the beginning to the end is one of the advantages of M-o." So, M-o cleaned the clown, "Mr. Napier, let's talk about why you came to Arkham Sanatorium." ”

"Of course, I took a business order, and it's about to be completed, so I'm coming to Arkham Asylum." The clown replied very cooperatively, and after saying that, he smiled nervously, "But I now find that the madhouse is more challenging than that business that has no new ideas, this is a large amusement park, cool, very cool!" The clown opened his arms, "The director is also very funny, and of course the director's boyfriend, the director's cleaner, I don't want to leave, wow." ”

"As much as I like your analogy, I have to say, Mr. Napier, don't say you like you can leave." Gu Qing paused and said, "You don't have to say one more thing, the principal's guard." ”

"You did it on purpose?" The clown reacted very quickly, he is not a lone hero, of course he is still prepared, and bribe the guards. No, how can it be said that it is a bribe, it is that they can't resist the temptation, he just hinted at two sentences, and now it seems that he has been fooled by double agents...... The clown was in a happier mood, he moved his cheeks a few times, his face puffed up and deflated, and he looked very childish, but with the scars on both sides of his cheeks, it was not so normal.

"Why? Are you confident in the amusement park you've built? Think it's a shame that no one appreciates it? Are you such a weirdo, does the high society of Gotham City know that the director of Arkham Asylum is a psychopath? No, no, you can't sue them, that's too boring, right? You should play them between the applause, see them crazy about you, use them for you, and then play the whole of Gotham City between your applause, and then you sue them, are you crazy? Oh oh oh, their faces will definitely be wonderful when the time comes, you must invite me to see it! ”

The clown's eyes burst out with intense brilliance, as if he had imagined such a scene, a big scene, a wonderful scene, a scene that attracted the attention of the world.

Gu Qing listened to the clown finish depicting the big scene, and said with a smile: "Do you like badges or pins?" ”

Joker: "...... What the? ”

"Specially designed for the first brave man to brave Arkham, it comes in two styles: badge and pin." Gu Qing also took out the badge and pin and showed them to the clown, all of which had crab patterns on them, "Congratulations on becoming the first person to eat crabs, Mr. Napier." ”

The clown pursed his lips and thought for a moment: "I don't like crabs." ”

Gu Qing: "Oh. ”

Joker: "...... What do you want? Lock me up? First of all, I have to say that I don't have the money to pay you for your hospitalization. ”

"Didn't you just take a business?"

"But they haven't paid me yet, and I think this time I charged a lower price, and it was more difficult, and the money they originally paid me was not enough. Still, I think I'll be grateful to them, in my heart. ”

"Your target is Ficony?" Ficony is the biggest gang leader in Gotham City, and was later "exposed" by Batman, but when he was about to testify in court, he suddenly went insane. The one who made outstanding contributions in his mental disorder was "Scarecrow" Klein. Now the feng shui is in turn, and the two of them are now patients.

The clown was stunned for a moment, then grinned, "I'm starting to like talking to you now, those people outside, ho-ho," he grinned and shook his head, "just like a wooden stake, with a tense face, and instead asked me why I was smirking?" I asked them, "Whysoserious?" As he spoke, he showed a big smile at Gu Qing, pulling at the hideous scar, it was indeed a big smile.

"Um, I found out I was wrong."

"What?"

"I still dislike your aesthetics, thinking that you don't have aesthetics at all, but now it seems that you have a special aesthetic, and you do better wear makeup, which has a more dramatic effect. However, I hope you choose the makeup brand carefully when applying makeup. Gu Qing said sincerely, and the clown's eyebrows twitched, but "You don't plan to lock me up?" I thought you were interested in me. I don't know anything, you all have a boyfriend. ”

"I like you a little bit now, Jack." Gu Qing pushed the badge in the direction of the clown, obviously, among the badges and pins, the clown prefers badges. "Want to play Arkham Attack? As for the perks of your joining the game, I can sponsor you cosmetics. ”

Before the clown could say anything, M-o was next to him and smacked at Gu Qing, during which he glanced at the clown, clown: "......"

The clown came lightly, and when he left, he carried a bag containing things that had been "scavenged" from him.

"By the way, Jack, you're right about my mental illness, my psychiatrist once judged that he had, well, Asperger's." Gu Qing smiled innocently, "I'll see you later." ”

Joker: "......"

The clown couldn't help but purse his lips and left, and when he ran away, he took out a grenade from his bag, pulled the pull ring and threw it in the direction of Gu Qing, and then laughed in a different tone, "You gave me a gift, if I don't return the gift, I won't be a friend enough, right?" Hahaha! ”

"Bang!"

The grenade exploded.

Gu Qing was safe and sound, and the clown was drenched in oil paint from the grenade that was blown up, well, mainly on his face, so he didn't need to wear makeup now.

"Phew!" The clown stomped his feet in anger, but when he wiped his face and opened his eyes, he saw a flashing siren with his head down: M-o was "sharpening his knife" coming towards him, and the clown carried the bag for a second, and then ran away with a crazy smile.

His demonic laughter echoed for a long time.

When Gu Qing returned to the bedroom, he saw Moriarty looking at the computer angrily, "What's wrong?" ”

"It's nothing, it's just that someone doesn't seem to trust my abilities and outsources one thing to two parties at the same time. Speaking of which, have you seen the other side as well, is it still the same evaluation as before? Moriarty smiled brightly and pulled the person who placed the order into the blacklist, when has Gotham City been short of criminals, even the gangs are still full of them, one doesn't know the current affairs, then it's better to replace the other.

"Jack, you say? He wasn't that interested in playing with me. ”

"Huh?"

"Probably because I'm too noble to be shaken."

Moriarty: "...... Would you like to tell me more about your nobility, dear Patrick? Why have I never felt it? No, you come here. He patted the position next to him, and when Gu Qing came over, he pulled his face, "Look at your sweetheart, your skin is not thick, and sure enough, it's still #People can't look good#." ”

"Maybe you should listen to me explain it instead of ravaging my face." Gu Qing rescued his face from Moriarty's hands, and Moriarty licked the corners of his mouth, "No, no, little honey, you're wrong, Daddy prefers to ravage-ravage you than ravage-ravage your face." ”

Gu Qing looked at him expressionlessly: "Can you wait for me to finish speaking?" I insist. ”

Moriarty snorted, "Little Honey, you're very unhappy like this, but who makes Daddy always take you can't do it, come on." ”

"Then I'll make a long story."

Moriarty: "......"

"You've learned more about the current situation in Gotham City, and if it were you, how do you think you can save it?"

Moriarty blinked his big innocent and charming eyes: "Honey, I think you asked the wrong person. What I'm good at never includes "what to save", what I'm good at is ruining and destroying, or liberating. If you want to ask me how to get out of Gotham City, I can tell you a lot of interesting options. ”

Gu Qing nodded: "Well, I realized this before I finished speaking." ”

Moriarty: "......" is what it says, but it makes the consulting criminals a little unhappy.

"Now, Gotham City is someone trying to save Gotham City."

"You mean Batman? Your first Mr. Nine. ”

"Well, if you have to name names, yes. He chose a very difficult path, but it deserves respect, after all, he is indeed abiding by the principle of "never killing". He fights criminals with the rights he has given himself, but hopes to punish them with the law, which is also doomed to Gotham City's law enforcement agencies not to like him. "Criminals are afraid of Batman, not the police, and the more Batman becomes a crime buster, the more it will show the cowardice and incompetence of law enforcement, and they can't understand Batman's original intention of fighting alone, and it is strange that they will like Batman. Looking at them now, there is not much dissent, that's because Batman just saved Gotham City, and after a while, dissent is destined to emerge in an endless stream.

Moriarty smiled brightly: "Because Batman can't represent the interests of most people, and their "demand relationship" is not equal, now they are safe because they need Batman, once they don't need it, they will immediately become another face, and then Batman will be squeezed out by Gotham City, which he guards, and at the same time, what moral code, what laws and regulations, will become an ugly joke." No, it was meant to be, in what is now Gotham City. ”

"That's why I said Batman's path is very difficult, well, did I tell you that his sweetheart is a traditionally educated idealist and an assistant prosecutor."

Moriarty blinked his eyes, and he understood the meaning of Gu Qing's words, and sighed fakely: "Poor Batman." ”

To put it bluntly, it is that in the eyes of the idealist Rachel Dawson, Batman's own actions are above the law, which is contrary to her own beliefs. If you don't agree on ideas, how can you fall in love?

Still, "Honey, it's time for you to get down to business. ”

"Didn't I say I'd make a long story?"

"I'll bite you like this again~" The consulting criminal said that he really bit it, will he keep his promise, he won't, he is a changeable man.

After a moment, Gu Qing cleared his throat and continued the original topic, "I have to admit, I was a little touched by Batman's self-sacrificing spirit - ahem, this is a sentence without any irony - so I thought, if it were me, what would I do?" Why don't you speak? ”

This sentence finally changed to Gu Qing to Moriarty, it is really #Feng Shui takes turns#

Yikes.

"It's nothing, I'm just sighing in my heart about your shamelessness, sweetheart."

Gu Qing: "......"

Moriarty rarely won in the mouth cannon, he smiled very brightly, and smoothed Gu Qing's long hair, "It's okay now, you continue to talk about yours." What do you want to do? ”

Gu Qing: "...... I don't want to talk to you anymore, so let's move on to Jack Napier. ”

Moriarty smiled even more proudly, and continued to say, "Don't be so childish, dear. ”

"You say that reminds me of Mycroft."

Well, this time it was Moriarty's turn to choke, and he and that super brother controlled? McCroft originally said that he supported the young brother's mate selection criteria, but in fact, he really didn't want to sow discord and fan the flames, which couldn't be more annoying. Now that the names of him and Mycroft are put in one context, it is better to put him and Sherlock together, and forget the stalk of martyrdom together in the parallel universe.

After Gu Qing choked on his boyfriend, he became interested in talking about his plan.

――Is this childish?