The next morning, after breakfast, Xu Mo said to Ruan Yan in a tone that could not be refused: "You go to the company with me and let Ruan Yu take Chen'er and Yue'er at home." ”

Ruan Yan couldn't help but wonder: "Is there anything in the company that I need to deal with?" ”

Xu Mo hugged Ruan Yan and said affectionately: "I want you to accompany me." With you, I won't get tired. ”

Ruan Yan hesitated: "But the third brother may not be able to take care of it." ”

Xu Mo's gaze swept over Xu Chen, who was sitting on the crawling mat, the corners of his lips hooked a charming arc, and said, "Then only keep Chen'er for him." In this way, it also isolates the two male animals from Yan'er.

Xu Chen's face darkened, and he knew that he was not well-intentioned!

Ruan Yan didn't rush to agree, and said, "I'll ask the third brother." ”

Xu Mo let go of her, opened his slender legs, went to the guest room where Ruan Yu was, and said, "He will definitely agree." He stood at the door, patted the door very unceremoniously, and said in a deep voice: "Ruan Yu, you get up for me!" ”

Xu Yue, who was playing with Barbie next to Xu Chen, heard such a big movement, a pair of big black and white eyes full of curiosity, and walked to the corridor and looked at Xu Mo motionlessly.

Seeing this, Ruan Yan couldn't help but say, "Husband, be gentle, don't take Yue'er badly." ”

Xu Mo kept tapping the door, turned his head to look at Xu Yue, and said, "Yue'er, don't learn from Dad, your hands will hurt, just kick the door directly." ”

Nguyen Yan: ......

Xu Mo withdrew his hand, kicked open the door, and said, "It's like this." ”

Ruan Yu, who was groggy and about to get out of bed and open the door, was startled and almost fell to the ground. He came to his senses in an instant and looked at Xu Mo in astonishment.

The corners of Ruan Yan's mouth twitched, and he said silently: "...... You don't have to demonstrate, really. ”

Xu Yue cheered: "Dad is so amazing!" ”

Ruan Yan raised his hand to stroke his forehead, and he didn't look at it......

Xu Mo smiled, turned his head to look at Ruan Yu, who was still in shock, and said, "You take Chen'er at home today, no problem, right?" ”

Ruan Yu reacted and responded: "Of course there is no problem. ”

Ruan Yan walked next to Xu Mo, looked at Ruan Yu, and saw that he had a green shadow under him, and couldn't help but care: "Third brother, aren't you used to sleeping?" ”

Xu Mo said quietly: "Without a soft fragrant jade body in his arms, it is normal for him to have insomnia." ”

Ruan Yu didn't speak, in fact, he couldn't sleep last night because of his love.

Ruan Yan said: "Third brother, if you don't admit defeat, take the initiative to contact the third sister-in-law and take her home." ”

Ruan Yu shook his head like a rattle, and said stubbornly: "I don't want it." He paused and said pitifully: "Yan'er, do you want to drive me away?" ”

Ruan Yan's eyes widened, and he said, "How is it possible?" I'm just worried that your body won't be able to take it. ”

Ruan Yu smiled and said, "I know, fool. ”

Fool? Xu Mo's face darkened, these are the two words he can say to Yan'er, okay! Ruan Yu dared!

Ruan Yan glanced at Ruan Yu helplessly and said, "Let's take Yue'er to the company later." If you can't find anything, just call us. ”

Ruan Yu responded with the word "good" happily.

Xu Mo glanced at Ruan Yu, and then hugged Ruan Yan back to the bedroom to change clothes.

Ruan Yu looked inexplicable, and touched his nose innocently, how did he provoke Xu Mo's evil god? After thinking about it and not understanding it, he didn't bother anymore, shrugged his shoulders, turned around and walked towards the bathroom. When he finished washing up and walked to the living room, Xu Mo and Ruan Yan were about to take Xu Yue out.

Ruan Yan said to Xu Yue gently: "Say goodbye to the third uncle and brother." ”

Xu Yue smiled very brightly, waved his fleshy little hands, and said in a crisp and beautiful voice: "Goodbye third uncle, goodbye brother!" ”

Ruan Yu smiled and waved his hand: "Yue'er goodbye~"

Xu Chen directly ignored Xu Yue, looked at Ruan Yan expectantly, and said, "Mom, come back for lunch." ”

Xu Mo was about to say that he wouldn't go back, so he heard Ruan Yan say, "Well, come back for lunch." Knowing that too much would cause a backlash, he swallowed the words back to his lips.

Xu Chen got the answer he wanted, and immediately smiled, waved his hand, and said, "Goodbye, Mom~"

After Xu Mo and the three of them went out, Ruan Yu walked to Xu Chen and sat down, touched his hair, and comforted: "Don't be sad, my little uncle is with you at home." Whatever you want to play, I'm here to stay! ”

Xu Chen's movements of stacking blocks paused, glanced at Ruan Yu with strange eyes, and said without appreciation: "Which eye of yours saw me sad?" Since his identity was seen through by Xu Mo, gradually, he didn't bother to hide his difference from ordinary children. Fortunately, except for Xu Mo, everyone didn't think in any other direction, they just thought that he was a prodigy. But also, this is the thinking of normal people, and Xu Mo is the thinking of the universe's super pervert.

"Uh", Ruan Yu was choked and asked, "Aren't you sad that Mom and Dad only took my sister out?" ”

Xu Chen said disapprerovantly: "What is there to be sad about." The more my mother felt guilty about me, the harder it was for her to refuse my request. Besides, she would be back at noon, and the separation was not very long. "There is another reason, he hates Xu Mo's face! Out of sight is pure!

Ruan Yu couldn't help but be shocked, Xu Chen is still so small, and the city is so deep, will he have it in the future? ! There must be a degree of mental maturity! That's a few streets away from the average adult! In short, Xu Chen couldn't be more terrifying! Compared with Xu Mo, it is better.

Xu Chen said in disgust: "Why do you look like an idiot? ”

The corners of Ruan Yu's mouth twitched, and he said seriously: "Chen'er, I am your elder, you should respect me." "Forget about being suppressed by my brother-in-law, even my little nephew rode on his head......

Xu Chen sneered.

“！” Ruan Yu was furious, and said excitedly: "What is your reaction?" ”

Xu Chen said calmly: "Aren't you hungry?" ”

Ruan Yu was stunned for a moment, and responded: "A little." ”

Xu Chen said: "There is food in the kitchen. ”

Ruan Yu nodded, got up and walked to the kitchen. After taking three steps, he stopped, frowning slightly, how did he feel as if something was wrong! In the next second, he thought of something, his face darkened, and he turned to glare at Xu Chen and said, "Don't change the topic for me!" "It's enough to be played with by a kid who's only a little taller than your knees!

Xu Chen looked innocent and asked innocently: "What do you mean by changing the topic?" ”

Ruan Yu said: "Don't pretend to be stupid for me!" I tell you to respect me, what's the matter with your shrill laughter! ”

Xu Chen blinked his eyes and asked, "What do you mean by pretending to be stupid?" ”

Ruan Yu said: "Just like you are now! ”

Xu Chen said seriously: "I call this shameless questioning." ”

Ruan Yu raised his hand to stroke his forehead, closed his eyes, and shouted in his heart: Yan'er, come and collect your bear child!

Xu Chen said again: "You don't have to pose in front of me to be cool, I'm heterosexual, you're so handsome that people are angry, and I'm not interested." ”

Ruan Yu: ...... I'm having a headache, okay!

Xu Chen said matter-of-factly: "You look at me so affectionately, aren't you really in love with me?" ”

Ruan Yu gave him a big roll of his eyes, and said weakly: "What the hell do you have in your head?" ”

Xu Chen said unhurriedly: "Do you want to go in and take a look?" ”

Ruan Yu said: "Okay, you win, I'll go for breakfast." He had no doubt that if he continued to stand here, he would be driven crazy by Xu Chen.

Xu Chen said quietly: "This is a wise choice. ”

"......" Ruan Yu almost stumbled.

Fifteen minutes later, when Xu Chen saw Ruan Yu come out, he dropped the building blocks in his hand, walked towards him with two small short legs, and said, "I want to pee." ”

Ruan Yu didn't dare to hesitate, and immediately hugged Xu Chen and walked to the bathroom. When he arrived at the toilet, he put Xu Chen on the ground and then ripped off his pants. He originally planned to tear off Xu Chen's pants, so he picked him up and asked him to stand on the edge of the toilet to pee. But when he saw the scenery in front of him, he completely forgot about his movements. "Poof, so small, hahahaha!" It was the first time he had ever seen a child's third leg. Although I know that such a young child will definitely not be much bigger, but after I really see it, I still think it's funny.

Xu Chen's face turned completely black, and without saying a word, he urinated towards Ruan Yu's face.

Ruan Yu didn't expect Xu Chen to act like this at all, and he was immediately drenched. Because he was laughing with his mouth open, some of the urine even went directly into his mouth. He was stunned and looked at Xu Chen in disbelief.

Xu Chen hooked the corners of his mouth and said, "Cool, right?" Do you want to come again? ”

"Xu Chen!" Ruan Yu was angry and fell to the back and said angrily.

Xu Chen pulled up his pants and said calmly: "I'm not deaf, you don't have to scream so loudly." He paused, and continued, "By the way, are you sure that the most important thing to do now is not to wash your face and mouth?" ”

Ruan Yu said: "You wait for me!" With that, he walked briskly to the washstand, turned on the faucet, and washed his face and mouth.

Xu Chen said disapprerovitically: "Wait at any time." Then, as if nothing had happened, he walked out of the bathroom in a dignified manner.

Ruan Yu rinsed his mouth more than a dozen times, but still felt that there was a residual smell of urine in his mouth, so he walked into the bathroom in the guest room where he slept, planning to brush his teeth first, then take a shower, and change into clean clothes.

Twenty minutes later, he walked out of the bathroom, took his mobile phone, stood in front of the floor-to-ceiling window, and called Ruan Yan. At this time, if he didn't sue, he wouldn't be Ruan Yu!

"Third brother, is there something wrong?"

Ruan Yu said indignantly: "Yan'er, your son is too much!" ”

"Huh? What did Chen'er do? ”

Ruan Yu gritted his teeth and said, "He deliberately urinated on my face!" ”

“…… What did you do to him? He hated his dad so much before, he had never done such a thing. ”

Ruan Yu said aggrievedly: "I didn't do anything, so I laughed at the size of his little brother." ”

“…… Third brother, I really don't know what to say about you. That's pretty much the same when you're his age. ”

Ruan Yu didn't want Ruan Yan to stand on Xu Chen's side, and emphasized: "He peed on my face!" Even in my mouth! ”

“…… You give him your phone, and I talk about him. ”

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